Yes, Prime Minister of Japan
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At this time, Mariya attacked fiercely:
"If you only earn 17 yen a month, and your rent is 6 yen, and your commuting expenses and cell phone bills are another 1 yen, what kind of rice would you buy? Domestic? Imported?"
Yamano Toru didn't expect that as a guest, he would become the target of attack. He said distressedly:
"This this this...I probably..."
If he said he bought domestic rice, it would definitely cause disgust among the audience. What is he pretending to be? But if he said he bought imported rice, he would definitely fall into the other party's trap.
“I think I’ll work harder and make more money.”
When the atmosphere was tense, he had to hand in the paper in a hurry, choosing "yes" or "no".
At this time, Mariya used her ultimate move:
"But I heard at university that working part-time doesn't even make 9 yen a month. Tuition is already so expensive, are students going to have to eat dirt?"
Toru Yamano was speechless, and college students in Tokyo were clicking on Maria's support button one after another.
There was also a faint Chinese voice coming from the audience: "Old landlord from the Farmers' Association, I'm going to fuck your horse to death!"
When it was Miss Yuzhi's turn, she took out a cabbage from her bag without haste:
"Mr. Yamano, how much is a cabbage? How much?!"
Yamano Toru straightened up in panic.
Why is it still me?
"Ah, I don't know..."
The jade branch priestess was very serious and pointed her slender white fingers:
"A cabbage costs 600 yen in the supermarket!"
Then she attacked in a councillor's tone, cold and direct:
"In China's most economically developed cities, a cabbage costs only 5 cents, which is about 16 yen. But for those poor women standing on the Okubo street, the cheapest is only 6000 yen for 40 minutes. In other words, women in Tokyo sell their bodies and trample their dignity underfoot for an hour, and can only buy 10 cabbages, which is equivalent to 5 yuan in purchasing power. Is this the purchasing power of the yen? Is this Japan's developed economy?"
When the firepower of the Miko Party and the Idol Party rushed towards the representatives of the Agricultural Cooperative in the guest seats, Yamano Toru had no idea how to respond.
"Oh no! They're coming for us!"
That's not what I said when I came here.
In the director's room behind the scenes, Li Xinghe couldn't hold back:
"Which little genius invented this 'cabbage economics'? How is it even crazier than 'cola economics'?"
Coca-cola economics still has some merits. At least the price of the markers is relatively stable, and it is indeed in line with the purchasing power parity ratio of Japan and China, which is more than twice that of China.
In Japan, cabbage is an expensive agricultural product whose price fluctuates drastically with economic fluctuations and is controlled by agricultural cooperatives. If we compare prices, Japan suffers a great loss compared with other countries except the United States, Canada, South Korea, and the United Kingdom.
Zhao Liesuk introduced a female lawyer in her 50s who looked ordinary, like an old lady on the street. But she wrote the script for the entire battle on Yanliu Island.
"This lawyer Qiongdao Yu was recommended by lawyer Zhaobing Xianzi, and she is responsible for acting as the joint election planner for the Miko Party and the Idol Party. The copy we prepared originally compared the prices of sanitary napkins. The price of Tokyo's affordable sanitary napkins is 7 times that of the same product in China. I didn't expect her to directly compare the price of cabbage, which suddenly increased the difference to 37 times."
Oh, Shameless friend.
But it must be said that the punches of the fake ice Xian Zi and the Qiongdao bream were very accurate.
Comparing the prices of sanitary napkins can only stimulate the desire of some young women to vote.
But if it is compared with cabbage, which is eaten by everyone, it can arouse the anger of most people. Ordinary citizens and small restaurant owners are particularly suffering, and everyone has long been unable to bear it.
After defeating the agricultural cooperative representatives, Tamae and Mariya began a policy competition.
Yuzhi and all the witches held hands and swore:
"The primary policy goal of our Miko Party is to imitate China's vegetable basket project and strive to reduce prices. By allocating funds to build more commercial and centralized suburban farms and setting up more freely flowing agricultural product trade markets, we will promote a steady decline in food prices for Tokyo citizens."
"Support us, for everyone's life!"
Although her actions rely on populism and the shrine maiden route to attract attention, Hanabata Ousu Tameda's seat as a member of parliament is inherited from her family after all, and she has the most basic political stance.
The theme of this party goal, which Li Xinghe helped to achieve, was very to the point: to reform agriculture and benefit urban residents.
Maria and several voice actors and virtual idols are not to be outdone:
"The policy goal of our virtual idol party is to integrate into the economic cycle of RCEP and actively obtain better quality import resources. Through industrial imports of rice and vegetables, the cost of living for the people will be reduced. Tokyo should also have its own price equilibrium committee!"
"Our slogan is 'Electricity prices, water prices, gas prices, all must be reduced; rice, vegetables, electronic products, more choices'."
Here is a little-known fact: water prices in Japan are also very expensive, almost on par with electricity prices.
Toru Yamano, the representative of the Agricultural Cooperative at the debate, was so angry that he fainted on the spot.
He felt that he had been badly betrayed by Fuji News.
The live broadcast has not yet ended, but the support rates of the two parties have instantly exceeded 10%, and they have achieved a whirlwind victory in just less than two weeks.
The search term "Democratic New Party whirlwind" appeared on the Internet.
Li Xinghe was very satisfied with this live broadcast.
Our slogans are populist, our goals are rational, our actions are abstract, and our results are beautiful. So what kind of political party are we?
Of course they are pro-communists.
Because any move to lower prices and improve trade will be criticized as "pro-communist."
That’s right, although Shinjiro Koizumi, Yoshihide Suga and Yoshimasa Hayashi are competing for the title of pro-communist, Li Xinghe believes that this title is better for local parties in Tokyo to take it.
When Lu Yuchi and Hua Yingmei saw everything Li Xinghe had prepared for them, they became jealous and squeezed Li Xinghe's hand:
"Don't even think about leaving tonight!"
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Author's words: Thank you for your support, 4600 words dedicated. I have nothing to say to my blind date, I unilaterally said that I will go to your city to have dinner with you later, send.
Chapter 4000: Christmas Eve Party, CIA Attack ( words)
"I...I'm never coming again..."
As he became a target of firepower, President Toru Yamano was besieged and attacked by several women to the point of suffering from dementia, and was eventually carried out of the studio horizontally.
As a media outlet, Fuji News Channel of course used its largest lenses and numerous camera positions to broadcast the miserable exit of the agricultural cooperative representatives. The large camera was used to shoot right up to their faces, and their golden-paper-like faces became a source of amusement for audiences across the country.
The reputation of the agricultural cooperative landlords has always been bad, but now everyone can laugh at them without any psychological burden.
There was a meaningless drumbeat and the director ran out of the studio to strike out Toru Yamano.
"One, two, three... ding ding ding! The final result of the decisive battle on Yanliu Island, the guest of the Agricultural Cooperative has fallen!"
"I declare both challengers the winners!"
The studio turned into a carnival, which was not a big deal on the upcoming Christmas Eve. The photographers, script supervisors, makeup artists and other staff backstage also ran to the front of the stage and everyone sang and danced to end today's live broadcast.
It doesn't matter who wins.
The script written by two unscrupulous lawyers, Qiongdao Yu and Zhaobing Xianzi, is really powerful. It not only includes the price comparison between Tokyo and China, but also includes many pain points of Japanese people. The high electricity bill, high water bill, high prices, and many unreasonable basic charges such as the unreasonable monthly payment of 1000 yen for water, which must be paid whether you use it or not, are brought out for public discussion.
The Jade Branch Witch throws out a golden sentence in response to this problem:
"We pay the basic fee every month. It's the basic fee for using the pipes. But why has the water fee increased by 50% in recent years? Why do they keep raising the price again and again, saying that the pipes are aging and have to be repaired? So where do we spend our basic fee? Such unreasonable fees should not be charged anymore!"
Similar golden sentences were thrown out again and again, turning the debate scene into a rally. Every time a sentence was thrown out, there would be cheers on the Internet.
Grasping the pain points, hitting the nerves, and calling on the people to join me, the means of populist politics have always been effective.
"Perfect."
After the performance, the fake ice Xianzi stepped off the stage to rest and toasted with Li Xinghe. She still made a lot of money this time.
Li Xinghe shrugged:
"The only problem is that the people who pointed out these social problems turned out to be a few shameless lawyers. And they made a lot of money."
This is probably also the ultimate shortcoming of populist politics. Those who are capable and qualified to engage in populism must have money, leisure time and resources. It is even less likely that they will cut their own flesh to enrich the people. The result will eventually accelerate the old situation where the rich will always become stronger and the poor will become weaker.
But the fake Ice Xianzi was not happy. She pinched Li Xinghe lightly and said, "Then don't fuck me in my luxury car next time."
"Hey!"
Zhao Liesuk was unhappy when she heard this. She protected Li Xinghe behind her and said, "If you have the ability, don't rely on my Xinghe to make money and climb up the ladder."
"Don't be impatient. He used too much force when he played with me."
The fake Bing Xianzi and Zhao Lieshu started to argue, but unfortunately Zhao Lieshu was a lady from a famous family after all, and she was too weak to argue with a shameless lawyer, and she was defeated and left after a few moves.
The live broadcast ended, and after thanking everyone and wishing each other a happy Christmas, everyone went home. Japan has a strong Christian atmosphere, and their flattery of foreign culture has made them almost completely accept the existence of Christmas, so they attach more importance to it.
Hanabata Oushi Tamae and Li Xinghe kissed each other and then said goodbye:
"I'm going home first."
She doesn't celebrate Christmas because the Hanabata family's shrine business is about to close, and she has to handle the local party election and family business alone. She can only sleep four hours a day these days.
Maria didn't have time to rest either. She hugged Li Xinghe and Hua Yingmei intimately, and then said firmly:
"I'm leaving too. I won't be going home for the next few days. I'll just stay at the Zhizhonghui election headquarters for a few days."
Tomorrow the virtual idols will hold a joint Christmas live broadcast, and Maria will also do the live broadcast while relying on the election team borrowed from Zhizhonghui to sprint.
Lawyer Qiongdao followed the two of them, but Xianzi Zhaobing deliberately squatted beside them to watch the show.
Even though Tamae and Maria were gone, Miyaji Aimi went home early to spend Christmas with her parents, and there were still Cho Yeol-sook, Yuk Mi, Hua Yingmei who was watching the game, and Tsutsumi Rei.
What is very embarrassing is that Cho Yeol-suk, Hwa Young-mi, and Tsutsumi Ri-mi all come from Christian families, and they really do have many Christian problems.
Higashikawa Yukimi may lack faith, but she will definitely not show weakness.
Li Xinghe looked at the three ladies with different expressions, and his scalp was numb. He hurriedly said to the fake Bing Xianzi:
"Um... why don't you go back first? Go back and see your brother, okay?"
"Xiao Rui has a girlfriend, so let's eat at home now. You are my only man, I won't leave."
Fake Bing Xianzi's desire to eat melon was overflowing. How could she let Li Xinghe get away? She put her hands in her pockets and decided to finish eating the melon today.
Seeing Li Xinghe being stared at by three women, Di Lishi mustered up the courage to attack:
"Xinghe...Today is Christmas Eve, can we go home together to spend time with the children?"
Three women looked at each other, two women watched the show, and one man was silent.
At this moment, Hua Yingmei was the only one among the three women who was neat and tidy. She patted Tsutsumi Reimi:
"Bring the kids with you, and let's go to the club for a night."
To prevent Li Xinghe from being inseparable, this is the purpose of the Weekend Girls Club.
"where is that?"
Neither Cho Yeol-suk nor Tsutsumi Yeo-mi knew of such a place.
Dongchuan Xueshi didn't really go to eat melons. She pulled Li Xinghe and whispered, "I won't eat you on Christmas, but you must come home the day after tomorrow. Mom and I will be waiting for you."
Retreat to advance and take away exclusive time.
"it is good."
Li Xinghe was sweating.
The fake Bing Xianzi has no family and is a completely shameless person, so he follows behind and watches the show.
Rei Tsutsumi picked up the two little girls and went to Chiyoda's club with them.
There were four women, one man and two girls sitting in the small room.
A simple church venue was set up, where three Christian women prayed and asked Li Xinghe to sit still.
"Don't move, sit still."
Like many traditional Japanese noble families, the Lu Yuike and Zhao Liesuk families are old Christians.
Therefore, they will celebrate Christmas on the 25th, New Year on the 30th, and go to the shrine to pray on the first day of the Gregorian calendar. Never mind the issue of Christian idolatry. This is Japan anyway. There is a whole group of people who claim to be the Holy Spirit of the new generation. If the Inquisition were to come here, it would not be able to burn everything for a year.
Then, in the process of communion, prayer and vigil, it was 12 o'clock.
At 12 o'clock, both children went to bed.
Zhao Liesuk and Di Lishi were both unable to let go, while Li Xinghe tried his best to conserve his energy.
"Oh my god, it's Christmas."
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