Yes, Prime Minister of Japan
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He is JD Vance. Due to his not-so-good height, in order to highlight his figure, it is obvious that he wears invisible height-increasing shoes, which make himself a head taller than Li Xinghe.
He asked Li Xinghe to sit in front of his desk and asked:
"I heard that you have a lot of connections in the Japanese government and you have a lot of connections. Someone told me that you can shuttle between the Japanese Prime Minister's Office and the gates of Yokota Air Base, and meet the countless requests of the Japanese Prime Minister and the Commander of the US Forces in Japan."
"Yes, Mr. Vice President."
Li Xinghe nodded.
Vance then asked:
"Listen carefully. I need to quickly resolve the affairs of Japan and South Korea within five days to a week, and then go to Saudi Arabia to attend the emergency meeting of the Arab League. I need Japan to agree to increase military spending, hire enough soldiers, and provide assistance to the United States in establishing a joint US-Japan command and a US-Japan joint force. These three goals are the anti-US policies that the Japanese and the Japanese media are now vigorously promoting. I need you to solve it."
This may be a cultural difference.
When the Japanese media quietly lowered their stance, and when the Japanese heard that the US Vice President had landed at Haneda Airport, they had instinctively ignored, forgotten, and were unwilling to remember that Shinjiro Koizumi had claimed a week ago that he would never increase military spending and would ensure the reformist goal of a peaceful future.
The Americans, holding the policy research report from two weeks ago, were arrogant like Arnold in Changshu, thinking they were very powerful, but also felt inferior to the Japanese for daring to oppose them. This unique national character of inferiority and arrogance, easy to break defense and proud to the point of ignorance, made them forget to check the latest public opinion reactions.
Li Xinghe was not accusing the White House team of being idiots, but rather realizing that the White House was filled with unorganized, undisciplined, and anarchic people who did things largely on their own initiative and rarely relied on the power of a strong organization.
But this is normal, because the Democratic Party and the Republican Party do not seem to have strong organizational capabilities. Japan has also experienced a similar problem of a significant decline in organizational capabilities.
In fact, if you look at it from another perspective, when China's highest authority lands at Haneda Airport, the Japanese will also go from fear to terror, and from terror to licking their boots. There is no difference in essence.
“All I can say is that I’m going to give it my all.”
Facing JD Vance, Li Xinghe gave a prudent answer without being humble or arrogant.
But it was clear that Vance’s mind was probably already filled with the 2028 election, and he only wanted to hear one result, so he pressed further:
"No, I want to hear yes, or no. Yes? No?"
As more and more people looked over, Li Xinghe nodded: "Yes. You will see a reasonable proposal within 5 days."
Vance then patted him on the shoulder:
"OK, I will put your name in the first column of this military negotiation."
This meaning is very important.
If Li Xinghe's name is written in, when he graduates, with this stepping stone, Li Xinghe can freely enter and exit the doors of every large company in the United States, Japan, and South Korea, and choose the position he wants with his eyes closed.
Of course, doing so would be a complete waste of resources.
With such a high-profile resume, the best path is to go directly to a large military company such as Raytheon, Lockheed Martin, or Boeing, and then work your way into the White House through the political and business revolving door in middle age.
Unfortunately, Li Xinghe is not planning to return to the United States, so the best path is meaningless.
After finalizing matters here, Vance passionately continued to direct his vice presidential White House team in the room and began to make crazy calls in the office with great enthusiasm.
Although they are in Japan, their hearts have returned to their spiritual holy land, the Middle East.
I have to say that this may be a cultural heritage of Christians. Even if the Middle East is full of sand, people will fly over as soon as possible to taste the saltiness.
Aiman does not hide his jealousy:
"The passionate vice president has given you the highest price for your future."
"He feels more like a dwarf on testosterone."
Li Xinghe shrugged.
This is more like a kind of mental insanity after taking Anadrol, Cialis, Troleum Hydrochloride, and Boldenone.
Their passionate operation is an inefficient process.
Can their loud and passionate speeches here prevent the anti-Israel siege organized by the Revolutionary Guards thousands of miles away from invading Israel?
As Li Xinghe and Aiman stood in the lounge of Air Force Two, the sky was burning with a gray curtain of rain.
A sparse rain fell on Air Force Two, and lights came on in conference rooms.
The Democratic Party's comeback and the Republican Party's decline became so obvious at the end of 2027. The bitter coffee paired with white biscuits made Li Xinghe feel that the Republican Party's feelings might be even more bitter than the coffee.
You can also see the small TV on the plane playing the passionate speech of the Hezbollah spokesman:
"Remember Sinvar? Warriors will never give up fighting for freedom. Generation after generation of young people have devoted themselves to the noble cause of resistance. If I die here tomorrow, let my blood water my land. My successors will pick up my gun, and the flower of freedom will bloom..."
The author says:
Author's words: Thank you for your support. I wrote 4500 words in one go this afternoon. After Trump takes office, he will definitely be filial to Israel, so Israel is expected to replace Ukraine and become the new bleeding sink of the US empire.
Chapter 4700: Minor Crimes Open the Back Court, Major Crimes Trial Court ( words)
As a boyfriend and girlfriend, under the gray rain curtain burning in the sky, Aiman sat on Li Xinghe's lap and told him many secret and interesting stories about Washington.
For example, the government efficiency commission led by Elon Musk was actually ineffective in laying off civil servants, which led to the chaos and paralysis of more government departments during Trump's first term when the immigration bureau was abolished. Another example is that civil servants were not actually laid off, but were replaced by private companies to continue to do public work.
"Trump and Musk are really courageous to offend 30 million public servants in the United States."
Li Xinghe was very surprised. It was a miracle that these two people were still alive. As a country with a constant population of more than 300 million, one-tenth of the population eats public food in a broad sense, which is more than twice that of China. This ratio is also a first-class super-large government in the world. For the civil servants, numbers mean strength, and they are a vote bank.
"That's because they don't have the ability to completely offend people." Aiman rolled his eyes.
In his first term, Trump accused the Immigration Service of incompetence, then abolished it and paralyzed it, leading to a surge in illegal immigration at the border. He then had to hire more people privately as border enforcement officers, which in turn made the Immigration Service bloated and even more inefficient. This set of procedures was replicated in more agencies in his second term.
Such a bloated group, combined with the fact that JD Vance went to Japan and found out that the team he led was useless and had to seek help from local tyrants, is indeed an absurd contrast of American characteristics.
By the evening, when the business here was finished, Li Xinghe sent Aiman back to his residence and continued driving in the city.
At this time, he received a video invitation from Shui Jing Tian Ping.
The water mirror lady with thick long hair who looks like a real Sadako sitting in the bathtub said calmly:
"Your reminder this morning was not wrong. In fact, it was crucial. You are right. Fake Ice Xianzi has obviously got better conditions than us. She may defend herself normally tomorrow to disrupt the situation."
Li Xinghe stopped the car on the side of the road and asked doubtfully:
“How come you see?”
Shui Jing Tian Ping splashed the water casually, using her long hair to cover her private parts, but occasionally dipping them into the water.
She teased Li Xinghe, but said seriously:
"We have been roommates and drinking buddies since college. When celebrating a victory, we like to cook a big dinner together and then drink heavily. Today, she put the salt and sugar in the wrong place when cooking. You know how unusual this is for a cooking expert who should be relaxing when celebrating a victory."
Li Xinghe realized that his vigilance during the day was right.
he asks:
"You didn't get exposed?"
"No, I deliberately dropped the dish she made wrong."
Although Libra has been busy with love affairs, flirting and work recently, as a bad woman who likes to collect and analyze information, she still has a very high IQ to analyze the unreasonable phenomena around her.
She could see through that Li Xinghe was connected to many parties, and she could also see that her old friend was unnatural in front of her.
At this time, a traffic policeman came on a bicycle and knocked on the door because of illegal parking.
Li Xinghe took out his police badge and the traffic police immediately stood at attention and left.
Shui Jing Tianping's hateful voice came from the phone:
"Deal with her the same way you dealt with Sannohara Nimori. I'll let Gaoji Ruimingzi find you, and she'll be responsible for luring that asshole woman to show up. I have only one request, the live broadcast must be recorded and sent to me, and I'll play it on loop on every important day of hers! I tell you, she's a hyena without morals, she'll eat shit for profit. Only carrots and sticks can control her."
Li Xinghe admitted that he had underestimated the fake Bing Xianzi who had "no moral bottom line" as described by Shui Jing Tianping.
It turns out that all lawyers are not good people, it would be better to shoot them all.
“Aren’t carrots and sticks the same thing?”
Li Xinghe asked back suddenly.
"Yeah, pornography."
Ms. Shuijing imitated the girls in the anime and ended the video in a 'shy' way.
At the end of the video, you can still hear the fake Bing Xianzi asking at the door, "Are you having sex with your boyfriend?"
As for the fake Bing Xianzi, she was escorted by Gao Jirui Mingzi in a car and taken all the way to the place designated by Li Xinghe.
This place is naturally the only designated punishment dungeon.
"Where is this..."
When the fake Bing Xianzi came to her senses, Gao Ji Ruimingzi, who was still wearing a school uniform, had already opened the car door and made way for Li Xinghe, Chris and Nan Haonu.
She was taken to the dungeon under the Qingshan Army Base, where many of her ancestors who had offended Li Xinghe had been held.
When the fake Bing Xianzi was locked up, Li Xinghe was still chatting with Nan Haonu.
Nan Haonu smiled cheerfully:
"I've told my uncle that he'll be happy if you find me a job."
"That's good. Don't watch what happens next. It's quite bloody."
Li Xinghe touched her head, looked at the silent and nervous beautiful Miss Gao Ji, and comforted her, "Don't worry, this is to protect your legal property."
Several people walked into the small dungeon, and Chris had already prepared a full set of torture instruments.
Seeing this scene, the fake Bing Xianzi was completely scared:
"I admit that I did receive an offer from Ohara Masayuki. He was willing to pay a whopping $500 million in legal fees. But I didn't agree to it! Why did you arrest me like this? You... you can just add some money."
The fake Bing Xianzi was very helpless.
As a lawyer, she just habitually accepted the offers from both sides. As for which side she would choose in the end, she would naturally compromise at the critical moment when she went to court. Everything was self-evident.
As Ohara Masayuki was the top civil servant in Tokyo, the old man offered him 500 million US dollars, but Xianzi, considering his friend's appearance, only accepted 200 million.
But the problem is that Shui Jing Tianping is a senior legal official from a judicial family, and Li Xinghe is accustomed to using unconventional tactics.
They don't like the lawyer-like sway of the fake ice-washer.
"I don't want money anymore. Don't torture me. I will be obedient..."
She then added for herself.
But Li Xinghe did not believe in the morality of the lawyer. He asked Gao Jirui to set up his mobile phone for live broadcast and said:
"Stupid, it's better to fix the problem before it happens than to be embarrassed after it happens."
"I really didn't mean to betray..."
Li Xinghe took out his pistol, removed the magazine, squatted down, and stuffed the gun into Miss Fake Bing Xianzi's mouth with a grim smile: "Miss Fake, I don't know how your relationship with your original family is, and I don't want to know about your miserable past. Since you want to make preparations for both situations, don't blame me for punishing you for wavering."
As he said that, he asked Chris to take off her fake ice-washing skirt and then gave her a forced enema.
"This is your punishment."
As Li Xinghe spoke, he rushed forward and broke into the fake lady's back garden.
The fake Miss Xianzi let out a shrill scream.
It's not about sex, it's about outright punishment.
In the ancient history of Persia and Central Asia, powerful monarchs or generals would rape their defeated men (males) to show their conqueror qualities that are more manly than men. At this time, just like punishing Lin Meng, Li Xinghe is using a physical conquest relationship to reflect his punishment.
Gao Jirui was so scared that he was shaking all over, but Nan Haonu was calm and smiled innocently. Shui Jingtianping, who was on the other end of the phone, naturally widened his eyes and watched very seriously.
Regarding the punishment she suffered, Fake Ice Xianzi did not say anything back. After taking a breath, she hurriedly asked:
"Return the $200 million?"
She swore in her heart that if she didn't get it, she would rather die than ruin the case.
Li Xinghe looked at this money-hungry woman and said helplessly:
"Here, I won't be short of your money. And the Gaoji Education Foundation will give you a generous reward."
Hearing that the money would not be small, the fake Bing Xianzi lay down directly:
"Okay, fuck me. I accept the punishment, and I'll give you the recording of my conversation with Ohara Masayuki."
This actually made it difficult for Li Xinghe to deal with it.
A true litigator has no morals at all.
When Li Xinghe made the fake Bing Xianzi's butt bruises, she covered her buttocks and limped with Li Xinghe out of the dungeon.
"What do you think of this place?"
The fake ice Xianzi's body tensed up:
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