Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

Shit, there are only 2500 soldiers in the entire Japanese army, and you're suddenly 30% short of your staff?

Li Xinghe counted on his fingers, feeling very awkward:

"This is a bit of a shortage. How are you going to explain this to the Army auditor?"

But perhaps he had seen it many times in the US military, so Major General Womack spread his hands:

"It's OK. We can use anyone here as long as they can handle the internal audit. The Air Force next door is 41% short of staff. They have to find white or black people, or even retired pilots to come back and fill the positions temporarily. They are even more worried. Lieutenant General Ricky Rupp, the commander-in-chief of the US Forces in Japan and commander of the Fifth Air Force, has already made it known internally that he wants to spend double the price to find former pilots who can fly planes."

Li Xinghe felt that this matter was a bit dramatic.

Maybe we can weave it again and create a new scheme.

As for finding someone to replace someone, although it is difficult to replace someone in the Air Force, it is easier in the Army. There are soldiers everywhere.

He then asked tentatively:

"But my foundation is also undergoing an internal audit, and the National Endowment for Democracy is sending an accountant to deal with me."

What this sentence means is that I am busy too, but I can help.

David Womack grabbed him decisively:

"No, you help me, and I'll help you. You help me get the heads of the soldiers first, and I'll help you set up a one-to-one support campaign between the foundation and pregnant women in the military. How about that?"

Pregnant women in the military?

Yes, although it looks a bit like the Song Dynasty's Xiangjun, it is true that there are a large number of female soldiers in the US military who are similar to camp prostitutes, especially some women from Africa and Latin America who want to obtain US citizenship will join the army. Although the way to join the army to obtain citizenship has been tightened, there is still a new way to get citizenship by giving birth in the military camp.

If we provide point-to-point assistance to these women who have American citizenship or will obtain American citizenship in the future, the financial exchange can be greatly expanded. The noble American female soldiers should of course enjoy medical insurance of thousands of dollars or even tens of thousands of dollars per person, because according to the parallel comparison of per capita medical expenses in the United States, 1.5 to 2 US dollars is just the per capita level.

Why does the starting salary for female US soldiers not exceed 3 US dollars?

With this, Li Xinghe's foundation can explain a large amount of expenses.

"Okay, point-to-point assistance."

Li Xinghe rubbed his hands and tentatively chatted with David Womack:

"You know, there are all kinds of strange people in Tokyo. I have some refugees from Ukraine here. They are all former soldiers and can carry guns. They are Slavs. There are also some foreign immigrants. For example, Chinese and Vietnamese. If you need, I can help bring these people to the barracks to make up the numbers temporarily."

David Womack was also in a hurry to find someone, so he reluctantly accepted:

"It can't be that they don't know how to do it at all...or maybe we can just stuff them into the recruit camp."

Having said that, priority is definitely given to those with military experience. It is not the case that most of the soldiers in the entire barracks are new recruits.

In fact, the current number of US Army personnel stationed in Japan is mainly composed of technical arms such as anti-aircraft missile companies, and the vacancies are often ordinary soldiers who are easily understaffed. Therefore, it is barely suitable.

The question came to a critical point, Li Xinghe asked curiously:

"How much can you offer?"

David Womack was in a dilemma.

He made a tentative offer: "You can write the list yourself. I am short of 700 people. If you can get me 300 people, I will pay each of them $3000."

That's $90 for 300 soldier actors.

Li Xinghe accepted it gladly without bargaining.

Anyway, with the $90 in hand, giving each of the Ukrainian people $1000 would be considered a preferential treatment.

After coming out of the Zama base, Li Xinghe also took a walk around the military camp.

He unexpectedly discovered that the military warehouse he had stolen from was completely unresponsive, with the door wide open. He went in and saw that the items had been sold by the soldiers, and now there were some garbage cans piled up inside to make up the number. He would have to disguise himself when the auditors arrived.

This is a chance to make a fortune.

Li Xinghe first returned to Tokyo and then found Valeriya.

She was selecting products for pregnancy at this time, looking very maternal.

Li Xinghe felt that he must have seen it wrong. Such a fierce woman looked like a woman only during figure skating performances. She was not like a human at other times. How could she be so maternal?

he asked:

“How many Ukrainians are there on Park Street East now?”

Valeriya said doubtfully:

"A few thousand, nearly 10,000 in Tokyo."

“How many have military experience?”

"You mean in the militia? Most people have that."

enough.

Li Xinghe clapped his hands immediately and said, "Want to make money? Introduce some people with military experience to fill the quota at the US military base. The time is about one month. I will give each person 1000 US dollars. How much you take depends on your ability."

Valeriya immediately raised her perfect face in surprise:

"Both men and women are welcome?"

"not limited."

"What about your age?"

“Don’t be too old.”

Valeriya immediately patted her chest and asked:

"How many people are needed?"

"Well... well, come with me."

Li Xinghe thought of his friends in the foundation and simply took her along.

He sent a message to the foundation:

"Friends, the opportunity to make money has come. See you at the Air Force Officers' Quarters at Yokota Base. Bring everyone with you. We are going to make a lot of money."

The author says:

Author's note: Thank you for your support. The US military base is short of people. I didn't make it up. It's true.

Chapter 364 You Sleep with My Girlfriend

The US military is an unobservable chaotic entity.

When you think it is full of idiots, there are actually many highly intelligent global talents mixed in for the green card; when you think it is invincible, the three major expeditions in the new millennium, Iraq, Afghanistan and Syria, all failed; when you think it has brains, it still supports Israel; when you think it is not good enough, it may occasionally hold on for a few days.

However, many problems can be easily solved if we view the US military as a special group of American-style crappy civil servants.

They can't finish the war because they want to make a lot of money; they can't win because Commissioner Smith made so much money that his new military product line collapsed; they can occasionally win because they have to ask for money from Congress; they have to fight again because after they get the military funds, the top US military officials need to find reasons to continue making money.

I chose to go to the middle because I really couldn’t beat him.

Since the Vietnam War, the reason for the existence of the US military has increasingly degenerated into maintaining a huge profit-sharing channel rather than actually winning wars.

When Li Xinghe changed into the uniform of an Army technical captain and went to the Air Force dormitory at Yokota Base to cause trouble, he unexpectedly encountered an accident at the gate of the military camp.

Two semi-trailer trucks transporting missiles were found to have engines from the last century, which could not be repaired after they broke down, and were paralyzed near the military camp. Several auto mechanics were busy repairing them and unexpectedly found that not only the engines, but also many parts of the entire truck were from the last century, older than their fathers.

Several technical officers who were in charge of early internal maintenance were traveling with the vehicle. When they opened the missile launcher for inspection, they were shocked to find that:

"What? There are no missiles in the missile slots of our Patriot air defense system? Where are the Standard Missile-6 missiles in it?"

They were discussing quietly, but Li Xinghe happened to be very good at listening.

Another person said: "What? Why is it lost again?"

This is a capital crime in the country, but in the US military, it is a small problem that can be discussed and solved.

Valeriya, who was riding in the car with Li Xinghe, was wearing a female sergeant's uniform and calmly complained:

"Why worry about dropping missiles? It's a daily routine for the Ukrainian army."

“The Ukrainian army is selling even wilder than them?”

Valeriya lit a cigarette and calmed down:

"Nonsense, as long as you want, I can sell you anything. Whether it's a tank, a plane, a missile, or a woman, a child, or a corresponding organ. As long as you are willing to pay a little money, you can squeeze out a baby's stem cells and sacrifice a little life to prolong your life. This was the situation in Ukraine before I escaped."

Li Xinghe closed the car window and comforted her frankly:

“It sounds worse than the Israeli army.”

You see, there's always worse.

Valeriya asked curiously:

"I heard that Israelis only cut the skin and organs of Palestinians. How come they also exploit their own children?"

Li Xinghe thought about this question carefully for a moment, and gave a cautious answer:

“Sometimes there is no squeezing.”

In terms of evil deeds, Israeli soldiers have done more than Ukrainian soldiers. It's just that they usually identify the Jewish civilians who are oppressed and killed as "Hamas", and then impose information control, send officials and extreme right-wing elements, and scold the victims' families, "Don't bring bad reputation to us, think about the overall situation."

In 2023, when Netanyahu was in office, Israel pushed for a new anti-terrorism bill that allowed Israeli military and police to shoot terrorists first and then interrogate them. The result was that a large number of Israeli residents were also "dealt with by terrorists."

While we were chatting, the other party had already figured out how to deal with it.

One person said:

"It must be... By the way, three years ago, we provided support to Israel. Yes, this is the most appropriate way to write it."

Others retorted:

"But this excuse was used last year to explain the loss of missiles at another military base."

After some discussion, they concluded:

"Then they are aid to Israel this year. Didn't Israel suffer a great defeat on the Golan Heights this year? They must have been used to defend against Iranian missiles at that time. It was an emergency combat mission, so there was no formal transfer document. It makes sense."

"Reasonable!"

Don’t worry about whether it’s reasonable or not, just pass this year’s internal audit first.

The truck in front was barely repaired and made way for the car behind. When Li Xinghe entered the door, the missile technical officer happened to meet him.

The technical officer threw a pack of cigarettes to Li Xinghe:

"Hey, Bro, that was a good gun last time."

Li Xinghe didn't know him, but they should have taken the good guns from the military warehouse together.

So he answered while driving:

"Then I'll give you a more powerful one next time."

......

When Li Xinghe brought Valeria into the military camp, he noticed that many vacant positions under General Yokota's shogunate were suddenly and miraculously restored.

A large number of former US military pilots working in Tokyo, flying helicopters or airliners, or even just ordinary flight crews, have changed into unknown military uniforms to restore the grand scene of the US military here. Li Xinghe saw Jill wearing a pilot jacket and sunglasses to look cool, while Mei was wearing a white long gown of a female military doctor, as if she was not wearing a skirt, looking hot and cute.

"Sisters, come here."

Li Xinghe clapped his hands and called them both to his side.

"Maria should not arrive until tomorrow. Enola has already come, but she said she has to go to the military contractor meeting first to discuss how to fill the military supply gap." Mei saw Li Xinghe and licked her lips suggestively.

The meaning is very clear, it's just the three of us today.

"Then...how many people are there in Gaotiao Wuyue?" Li Xinghe felt a little bit stressed.

"It seems that the little guy has arrived, but the other two won't come for the time being. So the four of us should sleep together today. You and the little guy will share a bed, and Mei and I will sleep together." Jill added.

She didn't hear Mei's hidden meaning, but it was obvious that she had her own thoughts, because Jill's peach blossom eyes were full of questions like "What do I want to talk to you about?"

"I heard that the auditor will be here in a few days. How long do you think we will have to stay here?"

"Three days, because most soldiers can't hold it through the weekend."

At this time, Li Xinghe had not yet considered the pain he would suffer in the next few days.

He made arrangements first: "You go with Mei and let her teach you how to get by in the U.S. military camp. I'll go talk to the lieutenant general. Jill, you catch Takajo Satsuki and send out the advertising materials we prepared. Set up a small promotional booth."

Valeriya naturally followed Mei, and everyone had met each other several times.

But after they separated, Mei asked her jokingly, "Why didn't you go to the hospital? Did you forget? Do you need any financial assistance?"

As an old military doctor, Mei had seen many female soldiers with unexpected pregnancies, so she followed the normal procedures while asking questions.