Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

When the candidate left the stage, his expression seemed to tell the host:

Don't make it impossible for us to elect a prime minister!

After the debate, Japanese public opinion exploded.

People on Twitter and Facebook are relatively restrained in their comments, but on anonymous comment platforms such as 2CH and 5CH, people have begun to madly mock the candidates as a bunch of idiots. As Japan's most right-wing and crazy anonymous platform, the shit it spews out every day is enough to flood Tokyo Bay, reflecting the true thoughts of the Japanese, which is not surprising.

Shinjiro Koizumi's poll numbers have slightly recovered. Because he has always seemed very mentally retarded, when the 11 candidates collectively acted stupid, the public thought he was really stupid.

By the afternoon, the heavy rain outside had finally stopped. Before Yamato Ker had finished eating the takeaway she had ordered, calls came in from all sides, asking Li Xinghe to get back to work.

Li Xinghe and Kunibu Makabe are about to say goodbye.

As a subordinate, Yamato Ker hinted to Li Xinghe in a very uncivilized way:

"Let's play again next time. It supports multiplayer. Makabe-chan can also participate."

......

After leaving the building, Kokubun Makabe asked Li Xinghe:

"Want to go home?"

"No, I have to go to the foundation first. There are many things I haven't dealt with yet."

Li Xinghe hailed a taxi.

Kokubu Makabe nodded and said, "Then I have things to take care of too."

Having said that, she went back upstairs to clean up Yamato Ker.

So why go downstairs in the first place?

Li Xinghe shrugged and went back to work at the foundation.

As soon as he entered the office, he saw Takajo Satsuki suddenly crawling under the table, trembling with fear of being scolded.

The plane bombing incident a few days ago was made invisible by the Americans' sophisticated manipulation of public opinion. Everything was blamed on Boeing. The cracks in the aircraft cargo door and the drugs hidden in it were all done by South American workers who smoked marijuana every day in the assembly factory and were paid a few dollars a day. The Secretary of State's team only put forward a scapegoat, Yu Maochun, to take the blame for smuggling cigarettes and luxury goods. Boeing was furious and helpless, but there was nothing it could do.

In the end, Yu Maochun didn't escape.

Li Xinghe walked over and slapped Li Juyan's little butt twice in the puzzled look in her eyes: "You and your sister talked nonsense, and your sister came to my house to supervise me."

Li Juyan covered her butt with her hands, feeling aggrieved.

Looking at Gao Tiao Wuyue under the table, Li Xinghe sighed and slapped the table:

"I'll take care of you later."

The new generation girl Hui Na watched the whole process.

Then Li Xinghe walked into the office and faced his four good subordinates.

Seeing that Li Xinghe had finally crawled back, everyone rushed up to him and gave him a kiss to celebrate because he remembered that he was still an employee of the foundation.

Mei sipped her tea and said:

"You may not believe it, but the Navy is looking for more female officers. We have just appointed a female admiral chief of operations who majored in journalism and has a master's degree in organizational management, and a female rear admiral assistant deputy chief of operations who majored in Russian and Arabic. The president of the Naval Academy is also a woman."

Li Xinghe also sat down and asked curiously:

“Are they all biologically female? Or non-binary?”

This prompted Jill to retort:

"Can you please stop being so stereotypical, at least they are still biological women."

"That's good, at least he's a normal person. I fully support it."

Li Xinghe felt that people really had no bottom line.

If a non-binary monster is appointed, he prefers biological women.

But the Americans didn't see it that way. Maria and Enola said in unison:

“But the new ships made in the United States are no longer biologically female, but gender non-binary.”

"The Navy already has a transgender four-star admiral who wears a short skirt and flesh-colored stockings."

Everyone was worried.

Jill felt that the discussion was getting more and more outrageous, so she couldn't help but stand up and speak for her beloved American Navy:

"Guys, can we stop arguing? There are only 162 female admirals out of 12 admirals in the US Navy, which is less than 10%. The number of female naval soldiers is 20%. To be fair, we don't hate female admirals, but we just hate these useless people who graduated from language and journalism majors and only worked in logistics and even news communication in the army to be leaders. If they had fought a real war with Russia and Iran, I would support them."

Li Xinghe agreed very much.

This is indeed true. The main reason for opposing political correctness is that in pursuit of fair results, too many wastes in liberal arts are promoted, resulting in irresponsibility for a large number of soldiers and the military.

"So do you have any actual combat experience?"

Mei looked at the document and said, "The Assistant Deputy Secretary of Operations served in Iraq, but he was mainly responsible for intelligence support and communications. The rest are protocol officers, support officers, logistics officers, etc. It seems that no one has ever accepted the position of naval captain."

Jill directly sprayed:

"Pussy, pussy!"

The joke about the navy's regional location was not enough, Enola, who had been watching the show, suddenly said:

"The proportion of women in our office is also very high. Seven out of eight people are women, which is as high as 8%. Can we let a female leader take over?"

Maria was not happy about this, and she slammed the table and warned:

"I am the boss of the office, and this guy is just my subordinate."

So Li Xinghe was unwilling.

Although Maria is the nominal leader of the office, I am the one who actually leads the team.

He held Maria's hand:

"Only women can be on top, but not really on top."

Maria immediately rolled her eyes at him:

"Get lost, you pervert."

Enola suggested:

"Why don't we implement a leadership rotation system, with a new leader every month."

Li Xinghe and Maria clasped their hands and collectively objected:

"No, we don't agree."

Then the three ruled attacked them:

“This is the face of a despicable vested interest.”

Everyone burst into laughter.

The American soldiers were breastfeeding, playing a joke on hell, and the office full of low-quality employees was filled with a happy atmosphere.

After some fighting, Li Xinghe started to read the mission briefing.

The CIA asked Li Xinghe to write a political classification table for the 11 candidates, otherwise the mentally retarded idiots in the White House would not be able to figure out who has the advantage in the election among these 11 people.

That’s right, the United States will definitely want to interfere in Japan’s national election.

Li Xinghe did not write about the difference between Sanae Takaichi and Shinjiro Koizumi at all, because from all aspects, Koizumi's quality is not as good as Takaichi.

So he began to use politically correct offensive tactics to launch a 360-degree personal attack on Sanae Takaichi:

"Although Sanae Takaichi is a biological female, she is more obedient to the political views of Japan's conservative extreme right. She opposes homosexuality, emphasizes that women must obey the family, and is even more opposed to political correctness and women's rights. Judging from her tenure in the past few months, she also does not have the ability to comprehensively govern the country, which led to the May 525 incident. Her conservatism, madness, and right-wing tendencies are disgusting, and her toxic temperament is nowhere to hide. She is simply a 'long-haired man'!"

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Chapter 320: Two Letters Decide on the Prime Minister

Li Xinghe sat in the house and wrote down the detailed information of 11 candidates based on the Japanese online information.

But if it is just written like this, the White House and Congress won’t understand it.

They have to add an American filter before they can understand.

The so-called American filter is actually not much different from American bullying. It is just to frame these people from a politically correct perspective.

"Sanae Takaichi, biological female, extreme conservative, anti-homosexual, anti-women's rights, anti-LGBT..."

"Kobayashi Takayuki, biological male, extreme conservative, from a bureaucratic elite, extremely anti-LGBT..."

After labeling and determining preferences, Li Xinghe easily finished reading their introductions.

If his ability is not bad, then attack him from a political standpoint; if his political standpoint is also irrefutable, then attack him for not being politically correct.

As long as you want to attack, there is always a special angle in the dark.

So Li Xinghe belittled Sanae Takaichi as worthless, and at the same time, he openly belittled and secretly praised Koizumi. Without considering what his father said, he not only had a degree from Columbia University through backdoor study, was an amateur elected, supported liberalism in policy, was good at English, and had a poor brain. No matter how you look at it, he is a soft-hearted prime minister suitable for the physique of an American baby.

Some people may ask, this entire article scores 11 candidates based on subjective political correctness, which is completely not objective and does not conform to the strategic needs of the United States?

However, America is a religious country.

The basic characteristic of a religious country is not realism. Only with a review and emotional point of view can the intelligence officers and masters in the White House be provided with the most comfortable and understandable observation angle. Otherwise, they cannot understand what Li Xinghe meant by "Japanese right wing" and "LDP newcomers", because the masters in the White House do not know the political spectrum and needs of the Japanese at all. And they do not care.

In short, if you talk about realistic political offense and defense with the White House masters, they will only ask what day of the week Tuesday is.

They have a parallel worldview in their own brains that America is invincible, which most people cannot understand.

After reading Li Xinghe's report, Enola and Maria both praised Li Xinghe's writing style:

"It's reasonable to write it this way, but places like the Office of Strategic Intelligence and Analysis will probably be pissed off after reading it."

Li Xinghe thought it was okay:

"They might even have to thank me. With their level, they would probably just write some Cold War clichés. But if Kissinger hadn't died, he would probably have been pissed off to death."

As long as the masters in the White House use the politically correct perspective to screen the world, then Li Xinghe's eight-part essays are a great job. Those realist diplomats who once manipulated the Cold War have long been marginalized. They have no right to speak.

Moreover, this long article written by Li Xinghe is a product that is very close to reality among the garbage documents mass-produced by arrogant political observers in the United States. At least Li Xinghe did not make mistakes in the policy demands of these 11 people, nor did he misattribute their resumes. Those who can understand it can discard the political correctness filter and still see the information they want; those who cannot understand it can just treat it as bedtime reading.

Therefore, this document marked as top secret was compiled and sent to Wework's work file.

As an eavesdropper paid by the National Security Bureau, Li Xinghe sent it to another wewrok group, which was received by the National Security Bureau to improve this month's KPI.

This is also kind of killing two birds with one stone.

It was Li Xinghe from the National Security Bureau who eavesdropped on Li Xinghe from the CIA. Li Xinghe took Li Xinghe's confidential documents and handed them over to the National Security Bureau. This is also reasonable!

Don't ask, the answer is that Li Xinghe's gender abbreviation is "they", a collection of multiple fluid personalities.

Soon after, a remote web conference link was sent.

Although it was nominally top secret, in fact, the core members of the Malki Foundation and Dongchuan Xueshi who was far away at home all received Li Xinghe's forwarding. The conference room was bustling with people and there were many more cyber ears.

The opening line remains unchanged:

"The White House's Japan Security Strategy Meeting begins, chaired by the Director of Central Intelligence. The meeting will discuss the strategic impact of Japan's next election on the country."

Li Xinghe was wearing headphones and listening to a group of men and women arguing.

Unfortunately, many of them have not seen Li Xinghe's report, and are even using the American media's stereotypes about these candidates to make false nonsense.

It was High Commissioner Newman's turn to introduce Li Xinghe:

"Now we invite Senior Agent G.L. to introduce the 11 candidates and the election situation to everyone."

Li Xinghe finally opened the microphone and explained his manuscript to them.

After the talk, the intelligence meeting resumed its noisy pace. Most people had already determined that due to the strategic needs of the United States, it seemed that a fool like Shinjiro Koizumi was more suitable for promotion.

After the vote, Li Xinghe successfully received the task of assisting Koizumi Shinjiro in winning the election.

The CIA will allocate special funds to create public opinion in the United States that "Koizumi is more suitable for the United States."

At the same time, Major General Moise will also be tasked with mobilizing the Japanese media to praise Koizumi.

"Our propaganda tool is the U.S.-Japan nuclear sharing strategy."

At critical moments, the CIA still has to have its best weapon.

From the pile of old papers, the CIA discovered that Sanae Takaichi had an unexpected weakness. In her early years, she advocated deploying US nuclear weapons in Japan to intimidate China.

After the communication ended, Li Xinghe sighed: