Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

"Your relationships with women amaze me."

This is no longer a stud, this is simply a human succubus.

Next, Li Xinghe did something that warmed her heart.

He patted Li Juyan on the shoulder:

"Silly sister... go buy three tickets to Seoul and be ready for us to retreat back home at any time."

Li Xinghe blinked.

Silly sister Lee Ju-yeon understood immediately.

She immediately picked up her phone to order an emergency flight.

In fact, the destination of these three tickets was not Seoul, but Qingdao International Airport in China.

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Both the US and Israeli governments put pressure on Japan at the first opportunity.

Trump, who is over 80 and has become an old Biden, sent his secretary of state to suppress the Japanese embassy in Washington in a delirious state, and the Israeli ambassador began to clamor on social platforms. They thought that the iron fist from the world ruler would completely cure the old problem of the Japanese wanting to get to the table.

But soon, their iron fist of repression hit cotton.

The ambassador to the United States had already received a private note from Takeo Akiba and learned the response, so he answered them very emotionally:

"I'm very sorry, but the current government has been dissolved and our country is holding a general election. Now is the time for the left-wing parties to launch a full-scale counterattack. If we launch an unauthorized pressure at this time that is humiliating to the national dignity, it is very likely that our people will vote for the Japanese Communist Party."

Not only that, the Japanese ambassador to the United States also temporarily expanded his speech into a short article and published it in the Washington Post, titled "The responsibility does not lie with Japan. Excessive pursuit of accountability may push Japan toward China."

Once this article came out, the usually domineering masters in Washington could no longer be dealt with.

The little dog, who used to be obedient, now kneeled on the ground, waving the food bowl and howling at them:

"Come on, if you dare to hit me, I will surrender to the Communist Party."

Although everyone with a discerning eye knew that this was relying on the enemy to gain respect, in reality the Japanese did not have the courage to surrender to Ah Zhong, but the masters in Washington did not dare to think so.

Because they never trusted Japan.

The Israeli government lodged a diplomatic protest.

Yet Japan’s foreign minister resigned.

So the Israeli government held a press conference in Tel Aviv: "They are talking complete nonsense. Why would Mossad go to Japan to assassinate people?"

Reporters flocked to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs in the early morning.

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs held a press conference, showing the movements of Israeli assassins and spies, and refuted Israel: "All your actions are under our surveillance."

This is even more difficult for the Israelis to accept.

It's not embarrassing if the assassination fails, but it's more embarrassing to be monitored the whole time.

At noon, Israel hurriedly held another press conference: "We are assassinating Hamas elements."

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs responded immediately by releasing surveillance video showing that they hired Filipino athletes to secretly place a bomb in the Palestinian national team's lounge.

This is the most despicable act that violates international law. The United Nations immediately issued a condemnation, and most countries and non-governmental organizations around the world also condemned Israel.

The Israelis’ lies were exposed again.

By the afternoon, Netanyahu was furious and personally accused Japan: "Even if it is true, how could you be so public? Doesn't Japan want to join the Five Eyes Alliance and NATO? You betrayed Israel."

Now, the Japanese government simply closed the door and kept silent.

You admitted this yourself.

Israeli residents are almost pissed off by these stupid bureaucrats.

But today's Israel is no longer the little bully in the Middle East that it once was.

They spiraled into extremism and turned into a country that was even crazier than the Nazis.

It is well known that the extreme right cannot beat the enemy, but is best at beating up its own people.

The Israeli extreme right immediately organized a "Heavenly Punishment of the Traitors" campaign against Mossad and the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, and began terrorist attacks in the country.

The author says:

Author's words: Thank you for your support. Not just the far right, but any extremist organization is better at beating up their own people to force them to become extremists subordinate to them. The far left antifa in the United States uses the same tactics. The far left beats up the left, and the far right beats up the right, creating a more extreme social environment. So we oppose polarization.

Chapter 233: Color Revolution, NSA Attention, Mission Impossible

Israel is the country with the highest cost of living in the world, and plundering the land of indigenous people is the only way they can survive.

Therefore, the extreme right-wing elements smashed the spokesman's home that day, and at noon they blocked the Israeli military spokesman in Tel Aviv and burned his car.

Small-scale riots broke out in Tel Aviv and East Jerusalem in the afternoon.

The six Middle East war, which lasted for three and a half years, severely destroyed the Israeli economy, and the hundreds of thousands of casualties broke through the information cocoon that Israel had created for itself: "Israel is invincible." A large number of Israelis who were broken through the defense either immigrated to Europe and the United States, or turned into more extreme left or right factions.

Fuji TV's evening news was the first to feature the program, with the theme "Japan's defense against terrorist attacks cannot be ignored." Due to the Japanese euphemism and sarcasm, Rei Tsutsumi did not mention "Israel" at all, but it was always mentioned in her words, and the ratings hit a new high.

After hearing the news, Al Jazeera, Hezbollah Lighthouse TV, Iran Resistance TV and other media began to focus on English channels and widely spread Israel's disgusting deeds in Europe and the United States after purchasing a full set of evidence chains from the mysterious website "Global Center for Information Freedom Movement". RT Russia then jumped in and started the war, focusing on right-wing audiences in France and the United States.

Major media outlets fought a fierce battle on social platforms, triggering violent public opinion turmoil.

Subsequently, a United Nations delegation criticized Israel's terrorist attacks at the conference.

This move triggered the already extremely divided popular conflicts in Israel, and small-scale riots quickly spread into large-scale social conflicts.

Then, a special organization got wind of the situation and took action.

CIA.

For the CIA, launching a color revolution is like a dog eating shit. They will not stop because the color revolution happened in their allies, nor will they stop because it threatens American interests. In France, they did the vest line, and in the UK, they did anti-immigrant riots. As long as they can launch a color revolution, the CIA will be there at the first time, deploy their trained black-clad thugs and color revolution fighters, and then rush in. If they can't find the target, it is normal for the CIA to overflow its power to the civilian population to launch a color revolution in the country, such as the Black Lives Matter movement.

Israel is a long-term target of the CIA, and they carry out color revolutions in Israel almost every year.

But Netanyahu is targeted by Israel every day and has long been familiar with this. He immediately cut off the Internet in the entire country, sent out military, police, and special forces to violently beat up the rioters, and armored vehicles crushed a large number of dead bodies.

The last time he stepped down was in 2025 when he was forced to step down by the CIA color revolution.

Then the Israeli army suffered a major defeat in Lebanon and he was chosen back to preside over state affairs.

When the two sides get together, it's really like a rotten fish versus a rotten shrimp, or a turtle glaring at a tortoise.

Facing the multi-angle siege from all over the world, an Israeli government spokesman made a shocking comment on his Twitter: "After the October 10.27 war, extreme anti-Semitic national organizations launched terrorist attacks against Israel for three years. The United States should be held responsible for Israel's current situation. In other words, Israel's mistakes are America's mistakes."

This statement triggered collective ridicule from people around the world.

Even Americans can't hold it anymore. The center-left continues to accuse the government of being Israel's bootlicker, while the right wing is divided into two types, with pro-Semitic evangelicals and anti-Semitic neo-Nazis fighting on the streets.

When things came to this point, Li Xinghe finally breathed a sigh of relief.

He put down the computer that was retrieving global information and cheered in the office:

"We won!"

Although the Filipino athlete Marcos was already on the run, the mentally retarded Japanese police didn’t catch him. Although the Indian athlete who stole the bag fled back to his country immediately, the Japanese police didn’t catch him either.

But these minor issues did not affect Li Xinghe's success in preventing Israel's conspiracy.

Li Xinghe held his stinky sister Li Juyan in his arms and stroked her hair: "It will be soon. Once this matter is over, we will take your mother to Tokyo for medical treatment and rest."

Li Juyan was so moved that she burst into tears.

When Li Xinghe turned around to hug Zhao Lieshu out of habit, he stopped in time, just patted her on the shoulder and said goodbye to her:

"Thank you for your help. The rest will be easy. I have erased all your presence on the surveillance video. The Korean National Intelligence Service will not make things difficult for you. This is hard work money. It is my tradition to ask people for help. Everyone gets it. Please don't refuse it."

Li Xinghe habitually gave her 50,000 US dollars, which was enough to buy a Mercedes-Benz luxury car in South Korea.

Zhao Liesuk was a little surprised, but seeing that Li Xinghe was calm, she accepted it.

Then she had to leave.

Looking back at the brother and sister who were still chatting together, Zhao Liesuk cleverly tore off the name and tracking code on her escape ticket from Seoul to Qingdao, and quietly put it in the interlayer of her purse as a souvenir of this fantastic experience.

When she left the stadium, the police were still maintaining order, but everyone's attention was no longer on the sports meeting.

Jin Shenshu opened the phone for her: "Yeolsu, can we meet?"

Zhao Liesuk curled her lips and pretended to be weak, as if she had just woken up from a night of fighting in the hotel:

"No, I just woke up and I'm very tired."

As expected, the man over there was jealous again and was furious.

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A new message came from Li Xinghe's phone:

"Emergency high-level meeting."

Li Xinghe opened a special contact link, entered the designated one-time login account, and entered the special meeting room.

The people here all have code names, and most of them seem to know each other, chatting and gossiping:

“Oh my god, what kind of bullshit is this Israeli spokesperson saying?”

"Maybe he just finished taking drugs and came out to spray feces."

Laughter broke out in the chat channel.

Li Xinghe pricked up his ears. Could this be the liaison office for senior intelligence directors?

As the country with the most serious drug abuse problem in the world, the United States has shocked the world with the terrible figure that more than 20% of the population is addicted to drugs. As the testicular father of the United States, Israel now has 35% of its population with drug abuse problems, that is, drug abuse. If calculated by population proportion, Israel is the world's number one drug power.

Compared to Israel's total population of 970 million, this figure means that among the working population, which accounts for 42% of Israel's total population, after discounting the 60% labor force participation rate of men and women, and excluding the second-class Arabs in Israel, it is equivalent to that most of Israel's working middle-aged men and women + some unemployed people + some elderly and children are taking drugs.

It also means that the vast majority of Israeli government officials, soldiers, and workers have to rely on drugs to go on the field, and the entire nation is addicted to drugs.

Of course, Americans make fun of Israel's drugs because the United States has never been the same. The intelligence system sells drugs and runs slush funds every day, but it does not prevent them from considering themselves to be pure and innocent and loyal to the country.

These people didn't pay any attention to the new shrimp and were still joking among themselves:

“Perhaps Unit 8200 (Israel Cyber Security Agency) told it that as long as it built a temple and sacrificed a sacred bull, it would really be able to resurrect Jesus.”

“Oh, if Jesus was really reborn, they would be the fastest runners, right?”

"Nonsense! If I were Jesus, I would judge them all first."

The online conference room was buzzing with activity and was quite relaxing.

Li Xinghe remained silent until the meeting officially began. He then realized that this was actually an internal high-level meeting of the Office of the Director of National Intelligence of the United States, and the topic of discussion was the Israeli incident.

As a party involved, Li Xinghe was specially summoned to appear.

The operator said, "Agent G is now invited to come forward and describe the situation on the scene."

Li Xinghe was allowed to speak on the microphone.

He described the situation in fluent English, especially emphasizing that his plan was perfect, but the Indian sent a third hand and ruined everything.

Afterwards, Li Xinghe listened to the quarrel within the intelligence department in the toilet for more than two hours.

The CIA praised Li Xinghe but refused to admit that he had launched a color revolution in Israel.

The Director of Intelligence wanted to know the reaction of Japanese politicians, but the NSA and NRO said that their people were still in Japanese prisons (those four idiots) and were waiting to be rescued by the Secretary of State.

It was a chaotic meeting, but nothing came of it.

When Li Xinghe's butt was numb from sitting and Li Juyan outside the door suspected that he had slept in the toilet, he was pulled into another meeting room.

There were only three people in this conference room, labeled Assistant Director of Intelligence, Director of Intelligence Analysis of the NSA X, and Director of Special Agents A.

The Assistant Director came up and said:

"Agent G.L., you have proven your worth in this bombing. You have stolen the security plan of the Japanese Prime Minister and the outline of Japan's national defense plan. You have also completed security screening of US military generals stationed in Japan under the instructions of the CIA. You have a strong sense of justice and are committed to maintaining the US-Japan alliance and peace in East Asia. You are a rare talent.

It has come to our attention that you appear to be currently being ostracized by your CIA counterparts. Therefore, on behalf of the Office of the Director of National Security Intelligence, the Department of Defense, and the National Security Agency, I invite you to join a Tokyo surveillance program targeting Japan.”

"what?"

Li Xinghe didn't expect things to take such a turn.

The CIA did not make any statement, but the Office of the Director of National Intelligence and the National Security Agency took a fancy to him.

"You seem surprised, but don't worry. We hope to establish a new monitoring station in Tokyo, responsible for eavesdropping within the Tokyo metropolitan area. After internal recommendation, we think you are suitable to be the person in charge of this station."

The United States responded to the Israeli assassination in Japan by adding a new eavesdropping intelligence station to its already complex multi-layered intelligence system to eavesdrop on the Japanese.

This is normal, just like under the Director of National Intelligence there is the Director of Central Intelligence, and under him there are 16 intelligence agencies.