Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

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Author's words: Thank you for your support. The Chinese invasion theory was widely spread on Japanese self-media 12 years later. The Japanese also knew that they would be retaliated against. In fact, they all understood it. On the contrary, in the 90s and 10s, many Japanese came to China for communication, which was a relatively good period. But that was also because the American father was friendly to China, and Japan was very dog-like.

Chapter 155: Knocked to the Ground by the Right Hero

As a college student, Li Xinghe hid in the toilet to contact his superiors.

"What happened."

Agent J did not turn on the electronic sound this time, and his asexual voice sounded very comfortable.

He replied: "I got the plan for the Littoral Combat Group from the Army, and they want me to help build a hidden military base in Japan. This cooperation is being explored. What do you think?"

This exciting news made Agent J laugh out loud:

"Why not? You always surprise me, Lee. We need outstanding people like you to supervise the operation of the US military. You know, the CIA is sometimes responsible for the financial audit of the US military."

The other party's answer was not surprising.

The only surprise is that after so many agents died and many helicopters crashed, the CIA still wanted to follow the president's orders to audit the US military accounts.

He really made me cry to death.

So, Li Xinghe took the opportunity to cry poor:

"Hey, honey, you know Maria is being watched by the people at Tokyo Station now, and Jill and May have their own lives, they're more like part-time semi-franchises. I only have myself."

"And your Dio, go and convince those women."

Agent J even jokes, but also hints at her knowledge of Li Xinghe's life.

Li Xinghe had no choice but to be serious:

"No more jokes. Where are my backup forces? I have to go deep into the enemy camp and collect intelligence at the most dangerous US military headquarters."

The other party sent a resume at the right time:

"Yes, so I assure you that this time I will provide you with excellent assistance. We have a retired US Army major who can't find a job. Enola Lin comes from an elite family in New York. Her family has been in the military for generations, and her great-great-grandfather fought in the Pacific theater of World War II. She entered the West Point Military Academy at the age of 17 and joined the army at the age of 19. She has been promoted smoothly in the Navy Logistics Corps. She obtained the colonel training qualification at the age of 25, was awarded the colonel at the age of 26, and retired."

It sounds like the old Union Jack with a very authentic origin.

But why retire at a young age?

Li Xinghe kept an eye on the time: "Wow, that sounds like a great background, but why would he retire right at the peak of his life?"

Agent J sounded a little depressed: "She injured a classmate during the 10-month training process."

It's a bit like the unfolding of a school drama.

What Li Xinghe guessed:

"Is his last name Clinton? Pelosi? Newsom? Or MacArthur?"

The answer is breathtaking:

"No, it's even scarier. The other party is a gender equality activist, the founder of the Global Gender Equality Promotion Association, the head of a military department specially appointed by the former president, a transgender person, a gender fluid person, and a multi-gender person. It participated in the training according to the requirements of the gender equality movement to add gender equality elements to the military logistics department."

Li Xinghe sighed.

This is an accidental hit to the version overlord.

Agent J was very emotional: "Some people are born in palaces, some are born in stables. But some people are accidentally born in the stables of the palace, and then fail countless times in the corridor from the stable to the palace."

Most people might think this is about class struggle.

But Li Xinghe could hear that this meant that Enola Lin was born under the Union Jack, and she was still a woman, and she would definitely rise steadily when women's rights were flourishing. But if she accidentally encountered the LGBT wave, she would be immediately knocked to the ground by gender diversity because she was not correct enough.

“Is satire on LGBT so formal? It’s like commenting on class contradictions.”

"I'll cut off the recording first... You, who have never experienced political correctness, will not understand the pain. Now white blood seems to be poisonous and inherently guilty. Enola changed her name to an aboriginal name and tried to find a way to give herself an aboriginal and Asian identity through her ancestral bloodline, but it couldn't stop her... Let's not talk about this anymore. She will be the head of the Japanese branch of Rock Logistics and help you behind the scenes. At sensitive times, she will be responsible for playing the role of your lover and using her identity as a military officer to protect your safety. She will arrive tomorrow, and I'll send you the airport pick-up form."

After a long time of idleness, Li Xinghe got his new palu.

Before ending the call, Li Xinghe mentioned:

"Come to think of it, those four idiots are still in jail."

"You're right. Let's keep them locked up. The ones who are worried are the National Security and National Investigation. The worse they are, the more important we are. Let's wait for the Secretary of State's working group to rescue them."

Unfortunately, when Agent J turned off the recording, Li Xinghe turned it on.

This recording was mainly used to avoid being held accountable by the US intelligence office for delaying the rescue of his colleagues.

As we all know, when doing things in the United States, one must first record frequently and keep more records, and second, one must keep one's pants down.

Li Xinghe thought that since he couldn't do everything, he could at least do half of it.

......

After class at noon, Li Xinghe took his girlfriend and sister to eat outside the school. While persuading the two not to fight, he was busy confirming his work.

After dinner, he sent his sister to work and his girlfriend to Nagatacho Diet, then Li Xinghe drove east to Taito District to find his dear mother-in-law.

Dongchuan Qingniao sent him 99+ messages on Line, which made people’s scalps tingle and they had to come.

At the HI Club today, several actresses were sitting together, competing to see who had the sexiest moans. Several engineers were recording, preparing to equip them with the newly produced AI Fiji Cup.

Li Xinghe opened the office door:

"Is there an emergency?"

Dongchuan Bluebird was a little angry, shaking her terrible chest and accusing her son-in-law:

"Are you stupid? The new control list has been released, and we are looking for the right trade channels everywhere. You are still accompanying women. I think you are still too inexperienced."

"Ah? But this control list doesn't involve too many things."

Li Xinghe was very curious.

Dongchuan Xueshi raised the corner of his mouth, took a sip of tea and started to rant:

"They don't know the Chinese government's decision. Who knows if these products will be blocked by the review? Japan has too many branch production chains deployed in the mainland. Japan is the country in the world that relies most on Chinese imports. Among the 5000 imported categories, more than 1100 categories account for more than 50% and are heavily dependent on China. Moreover, a large part of them are food necessities, industrial products or semi-finished products, and some are mineral raw materials. For example, 90% of mobile phones are imported from China, and 100% of laptops and tablets are imported from China. Can you imagine what Japan will become if these two are blocked? Without Apple phones, half of the Japanese will die."

Higashikawa Bluebird vividly describes the suspicion and shamelessness of the Japanese media industry.

They are creating an anti-China atmosphere while cautiously testing whether China will get angry. Then they keep deceiving themselves on this edge, saying "they won't cut off the supply, win win win" to deceive the Japanese right wing to enhance their pride, and "if they cut off the supply, lose lose lose" to intimidate the Japanese people into fearing and hating China. They are both fearful and bold, barking wildly as if they are possessed by the US military.

However, in the process of repeatedly provoking the people, the Japanese media is also repeatedly reminding China that as long as you block my business, you can kill me with one punch.

It's as if the brain is saying "we should be anti-China" and the butt is shouting "if we are anti-China we will die", vividly showing the disastrous consequences of brain-butt separation.

Now that the fist was really about to hit him, he immediately became panic-stricken and ran away with his head in his hands.

"Will you die if you don't use an Apple phone? It's not like you can't use a Sony phone." Li Xinghe joked speechlessly. A large portion of the mobile phones imported by Japan from China are Apple phones, and the rest are products from companies like Xiaomi, O and V.

Sony phone?

The Japanese themselves don't even use it.

Dongchuan Bluebird pressed down on Li Xinghe from behind, holding him down and scolding him:

"Baga, you already have a child, don't you know that if you don't have an iPhone, you will be bullied by your classmates in schools in Japan and South Korea? Many teenage girls even come to our company to sell their virginity for an iPhone."

Li Xinghe touched his hair embarrassedly. When he bought a mobile phone for his wife Ai, he indeed bought an Apple.

The weird stereotype of Japanese and Korean bullying has been reinforced.

The mother-in-law was anxious to do business, but she had no idea what to do. She was so anxious that she almost had menstrual disorders. She grabbed Li Xinghe's arm and acted like a spoiled child:

"There are countless Japanese businesses eager to lick the Chinese's ass. But the question is how to contact them? Son-in-law, I can rely on you."

Li Xinghe also experienced the frustrating feeling of having a mountain of gold in front of you, but having to come out empty-handed.

After rolling his eyes, Li Xinghe thought of Li Daiyao.

They only have domestic connections but no connections with Japan.

Just complementary.

The only question is, should we be honest?

This tests Li Xinghe's personal judgment.

As he tossed and turned, Li Xinghe suddenly realized that the purpose of Li Daiyao's existence was to cover and cross-protect Li Xinghe, so she should be half-hidden, rather than no trace at all.

He then made up his mind and said:

"Actually... I have an older sister, a biological sister. She took over my father's inheritance and runs an import and export trading company in Tokyo."

Dongchuan Qingniao was overjoyed and kissed his son-in-law on the face, so hard that his teeth left a clear mark.

Li Xinghe was speechless. It turned out that this was the problem with Xue Shijiang’s kissing. This could also be hereditary.

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Author's note: Thank you for your support. In the context of the political correctness movement, the view of white ancestry as original sin has indeed destroyed the careers of many white people, and this is true everywhere, from Congress to the grassroots.

Chapter 156: New Parulin Mulan

"Let's go!"

Dongchuan Qingniao pushed Li Xinghe, and Da Nana held her son-in-law's neck and pushed Li Xinghe out of the door.

At this time, the recording in the company has entered its climax.

Several female teachers wrapped themselves in clothes, panting, moaning, and groaning in front of the recording equipment. Their charming voices even made Li Xinghe a little nervous. However, their expressions were surprisingly calm, even a little tired. The audio director in charge of recording interrupted them from time to time, scolding them for not being serious enough and not being able to open up the Chinese market for this "HI Club Ultimate Fiji Cup".

This made Li Xinghe more and more amazed. This professional spirit and ability deserved more income.

"President."

When several people saw Dongchuan Bluebird, they hurriedly saluted.

Dongchuan Bluebird hugged his son-in-law and joked:

"Come on everyone, I'm going to go out and get a room with my son-in-law first."

A few people were tired but could still make jokes:

"Oh, son-in-law, didn't you satisfy your mother-in-law last time? Try your best."

"I'll teach you how to satisfy a young woman sometime."

After leaving the HI Company, which was full of dirty jokes, Dongchuan Qingniao drove the car himself and rushed to the location pointed by Li Xinghe.

Roppongi Sengoku Building.

The door of Li's Import and Export Trading Company was opened.

Li Xinghe took Dongchuan Bluebird and went directly to Li Daiyao's office.

"Sister, let me introduce you to a client."

After opening the door, Li Daiyao anxiously made phone calls to various clients, but to no avail.

When she saw her brother walk in, she was okay at first, but her expression changed when she saw the lady behind him.

At this moment, the 1.85-meter-tall mother-in-law, who was graceful and energetic, looked at the 1.58-meter-tall young lady, who was fair, beautiful and radiant. For a moment, they even had the illusion that they were about to fight.

Dongchuan Qingniao didn't trust this short girl very much. Although she looked like Li Xinghe, her height was a bit inconsistent with the family tradition.

Li Daiyao also felt that this immoral woman was not quite like a partner.

"Mother Dongchuan, this is Li Daiyao, my sister, the president of an international trading company."

"Sister, this is Ms. Tokawa Aoki, my... girlfriend's mother. She has trade channels with many companies in Japan."

Only after Li Xinghe's introduction did the distrust between the two sides disappear.

"Now let's talk openly..."

Dongchuan Bluebird and Li Daiyao discussed cooperation matters in a mixture of Japanese and Chinese. Dongchuan Bluebird could use its social connections to attract a large number of orders, while Li Daiyao could place orders from China and bring them to Japan.

The two quickly finalized the cooperation and appointed Li Xinghe as the middleman.

If the cooperation breaks down, Li Xinghe will be fully responsible.

Now the Japanese re-export companies and international trading companies heading to the domestic market are all ready. The only thing missing is to get the Yasuda Precision Instruments factory and secretly deal in semiconductor equipment and electronic components needed by Japanese companies.

So, Li Xinghe took the opportunity to ask Tsutsumi Reimi about the status of the lawsuit against Yasuda Precision Instruments.

As a result, Tsutsumi Rei's answer was: "I am very sorry! Many skilled workers have already applied for resignation and are going to Yasuda Asta's head office. They are all withdrawing the company's pension return. I am really sorry. I am trying to convince them..."

Li Xinghe's good mood was completely ruined.