Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

While Li Xinghe's family was sleeping soundly at night, the four unlucky guys were tortured in the basement until late at night, and the Americans had just woken up.

As soon as they wake up, they experience the terrifying propaganda power of the world's most advanced media empire.

"A new rift in U.S.-Japan relations? Four sexual minority expatriates in Japan were ruthlessly arrested." - The New York Times

"The arrest without any reason reveals the true nature of Japan as an extremely feudal and backward country. They do not accept LGBT." - BBC

"Jackals should not challenge the authority of lions. Comment on the innocent arrest of four overseas Chinese." - The Washington Post

The article was processed overnight and published in the early morning. By 8 a.m., when the early morning shift started, people coming and going on their way to work on the subway, in the car, or in their headphones were watching or hearing the fake news that four politically correct gender diverse people were being bullied and arrested by Japan by the media group.

In the United States, a country where the left and right are divided very differently from other places, the imperialist arrogance must never be broken. This is the only way for the United States to maintain its identity. Therefore, apart from the white left, the entire society of the United States is very right-leaning, similar to Japan, one is the First Empire, and the other is bankrupt fascism, both of which are relatively fragile.

The most disgusting thing is that not only do they write sharp articles themselves, they also ask naturalized Asians to write articles to cater to and denigrate their own motherland, fabricate lies without any bottom line, and cater to American readers by belittling their motherland.

The omnipresent media groups formed a solid information curtain, leading to a huge news storm.

"Go to the unit." Chiyo Hinahiki and Mami Fumio probably knew what Li Xinghe was doing, so they immediately notified Li Xinghe to go to work and wait.

When he and Fuji Rie arrived at their workstations, Higashikawa Yukimi was already reading the news.

She held the tablet and said:

"Look at the comments in the Wall Street Journal. They have already started saying, 'Japan is an extremely right-wing authoritarian and anti-democratic country. Not long ago, a democratic march in the country was suppressed by troops.'"

"Fuck, they have the nerve to mention the 525 struggle. Wasn't it the U.S. military that was sent to suppress the resistance of Japanese civilians? And the number of civilians killed by the U.S. government is always the highest in the world."

Li Xinghe believes that Japan is indeed right-wing and anti-democratic, but what is the value of the United States, the birthplace of neo-fascism after World War II, spreading neo-Nazi stuff in the European Union and Russia?

Fuji Rie sat down and sighed at the old joke that even the Japanese know:

"It doesn't matter. Anyway, most Americans don't know that there are US troops stationed in Japan. Some think South Korea and Japan are provinces of China."

Higashikawa Yukimi leaned on the chair with her long legs raised:

"They also forgot how the Occupy Wall Street movement and the January 1 occupation of the Capitol were dealt with by the military and police, tut tut."

Let’s not talk about the American right-wing stinking Shabi. These Americans who have really suffered from the iron fist of the Democratic Party can turn around and look down on others seamlessly. It’s amazing.

"How about that matter?" Xue Shi turned her head and asked.

"It's foolproof. The video and written evidence are all ready." Li Xinghe made a gesture.

At this time, Ryuzaki Hibara with dark circles under his eyes appeared behind him:

"But the problem now is that the public outside is supporting the Metropolitan Police Department, but the Cabinet Secretariat has called 20 times to question us. I haven't been able to sleep since last night, and the Attorney General has been scolding me for half the night."

This is a problem.

No one suspected that the intelligence was leaked by Li Xinghe. Because the Washington Post, which first reported the incident, wrote in a loud voice, "According to relevant sources," it was very obvious that this was the US intelligence system that was the first to be alerted to the missing personnel.

The Americans' reaction was very classic. They yelled and cursed hysterically in the newspapers, and then started to "expel your democratic status", "you are anti-LGBT", and "you deserve to die" three times in a row.

They didn't stay calm for long.

Kojima sent his secretary to call them into his office, and said anxiously, "You guys really screwed me this time. My pension is gone."

This professional bureaucrat, who has served in various departments including diplomacy, agriculture and police, is gentle and easy-going but has an empty brain. He is a classic Japanese bureaucrat who is incompetent but does not cause trouble.

“A dog that bites doesn’t bark, and a dog that barks doesn’t bite.”

Li Xinghe emphasized again and again, but for the Japanese, how could they use this sentence to describe my wild father?

Kojima drove them out again.

Ryuzaki Hibari frowned: "It's bad, the Attorney General said he wants to investigate your Chiyo clan..."

As soon as he went out, Li Xinghe felt something was wrong.

broken.

The US is only tentatively using its media machine, but Japan, on the other hand, is almost on its knees due to its severe fear of the US.

Li Xinghe knew that if he didn't do something at this time, he would become a victim of the Japanese bureaucrats.

He immediately sent all the videos shot last night, the confessions and self-narrations written by the four idiots, to Tsutsumi Reimi and gave her a death order: "Reimi, post these contents on your personal homepage and say that they are confidential documents and videos obtained from people related to the Metropolitan Police Department. Pretend that they were accidentally exposed. This will affect the life and death of our family. Please."

In the early morning, when office workers are on their way to work, how can we create an information leak and make it spread widely enough?

Bankrupt lady Rei Tsutsumi thinks quickly and runs downstairs to the Fuji headquarters in Odaiba and arrives at the morning news studio.

She deliberately sought out the director to discuss the evening news, and then inadvertently leaked the "spy intelligence" in her cell phone.

The editor and others immediately reported to the director, and then asked the leader to come down as well.

"Are these the four captured American spies? Is this credible?"

"I...I...my husband works in the Metropolitan Police Department, in a very important position." Tsutsumi Remi was also talking nonsense. Anyway, very few people knew who her husband was.

"Report!" The leaders made the decision on the spot.

This is different from the last time they banned Tsutsumi Rei from reporting on the US Embassy incident. Because the US hyped it up, Japanese people are now asking online, "Why wasn't the embassy attacked?" "Why wasn't the US spy arrested?"

The public seriously doubts that the news channel is just a bunch of useless people who only know how to broadcast "housekeeper cooking".

Catching four spies is a hot topic that will greatly enhance national self-confidence!

Rough plan, smooth success.

With just a few minutes before the news studio was to start broadcasting, Tsutsumi Reimi was pushed into the studio, and her cell phone was directly connected to start playing the interrogation video.

Soon, the self-narration videos of four demonic sexual minority spies were broadcast on the news channel. The female anchors who were squeezed out could only envy and hate the connections of this bankrupt lady.

Rei Tsutsumi, who speaks excellent English, explained simultaneously that the four men admitted that they were NSA spies.

Immediately, this content leaked under imperial order set off a storm on the Japanese Internet.

Fuji News Channel's morning show took first place in ratings.

The Japanese people were instantly outraged, just like the Chinese who joyfully forwarded the information to each other when they heard that Shinzo Abe had been assassinated, and posted clips of the video online to challenge the Americans.

For the Japanese, being bullied every day is a way to vent their anger!

The outburst of public sentiment finally prompted the Japanese Foreign Minister to protest to the United States and hand over the espionage evidence.

Then the United States fell silent.

It was not until the evening that a source came out to continue leaking secrets in compliance with the order.

Kojima Hiroshi was surprised when he heard what his secretary said. "Ah, the United States will send its Secretary of State to Tokyo in the near future to discuss embassy security, the JASSM ER cruise missile, and the safety of American expatriates? Have we passed the test?"

Li Xinghe, who was almost fired, was sweating and managed to get through the test. This time, the bankrupt lady made a great contribution.

Although the United States has not explicitly stated how these things will be arranged, the existence of this plan shows that they have already regressed.

America is still scared!

The Chairman is right when he says, "American imperialism will never be reasonable if it can be unreasonable."

Li Xinghe wanted to repeat the Chairman's words, but when he got to his lips, he changed his words to:

"I've said it before, the US is a dog. The more you hold back, the more aggressive it will become. If you show some resistance, it will start to talk about other things."

Higashikawa Hengyi, who had been silent all this time, suddenly erupted like a volcano:

"Quick! Turn on the computer and do a live broadcast to announce this good news to the public. Don't worry about anything else. The first thing to announce is that our Metropolitan Police Department has captured an important American spy, and the United States has backed down!"

At this moment, Higashikawa Tsunekazu seemed like an unstoppable dump truck. He didn't care about political tacit understanding or official order. He had to take the credit of the Metropolitan Police Department as soon as possible and not let the bunch of useless people in the Prime Minister's Office who were just sitting there doing nothing take the credit.

He just wanted to announce it to the media and the outside world as quickly as possible. This was a miracle that he personally took the lead in completing. It was a great achievement that achieved great results with just a little effort!

As the director, Kojima Hiroshi is also very anxious:

"Why are you still broadcasting live? I'll use my phone to broadcast live now. Secretary, please unlock my phone. This broken smart phone is so hard to use. How do I unlock it? My retirement benefits depend on it!"

As the top figure in the Tokyo police force, Director Hirofumi Kojima, who has reached retirement age, is a staunch user of flip phones. He uses a smartphone purely to show that he is young and keeps up with the trend.

But regardless of whether they understand smart software or not, everyone knows that at this moment when public sentiment is high, the person who comes forward to officially confirm the incident of the four spies will reap the biggest benefits.

Hiroshi Kojima wants to get promoted and retire.

Higashikawa Tsunekazu wanted to go further.

They will also take the blame for the intensification of US-Japan conflicts on behalf of Li Xinghe.

Li Xinghe was very curious. Now that the situation had become like this, what would the United States do?

The author says:

Author's note: Thank you for your support. One thing that everyone overlooks is that the origin of neo-Nazis in Europe and Russia was imported from the United States. This includes the neo-Nazi groups in Germany. The local old Nazis were cleaned up more thoroughly.

Chapter 146: Borderline Propaganda, the Mother is Coming

The United States' usual tactics are often three-pronged.

First, they launch a massive media intimidation campaign. If that fails, they threaten to impose sanctions. If sanctions don’t work, they instigate a coup or a color revolution.

Most countries will kneel at the first blow, a few can withstand the sanctions, and very few can stand the third hurdle.

Then you will find that the United States has no other tricks.

Cuba, which is right next to him, cannot be eliminated; North Korea, which is far away, is not attacked; Russia, which the Democrats hate, is riding on Ukraine; China, which the Republicans hate, continues to upgrade its industry. All of them have withstood his three axes.

Sending troops is absolutely impossible.

After 20 years of blindly fighting, the United States can no longer afford the huge expenses of waging war.

Moreover, the other party is Japan, which is the first line of defense against China that the United States has designated. If intimidation fails, the only way is to continue to deceive. The Japanese government has also long relied on this special status to "act like a spoiled child" to the United States, engaging in the disgusting interaction of rapists and prostitutes.

After a whole day of scandals, news, farces, and Wolf Warrior dramas, the Metropolitan Police Department is finally going to hold a press conference to explain everything.

"My judgment was correct. The United States can only intimidate others now. Yao, pour a cup of coffee." Li Xinghe breathed a sigh of relief.

"Oh."

Chen Miyao picked up the teacup and poured a cup of hot water for Li Xinghe with a wooden expression.

Li Xinghe glanced at everyone's expressions and saw that they were all extremely tired, so he clapped his hands and prepared to go off work.

But within seconds, he was unable to leave work.

Because when Kojima Hiroshi started his own press conference, Ryuzaki Hibara was not stupid and immediately reported it to the angry Chief Prosecutor, who was no longer angry with her and hurriedly reported her to the Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police Department.

So the police department sent people to stop them:

"No, the National Police Agency is in charge of the overall situation. The chief will host a counter-espionage press conference."

Kojima Hiroshi and Higashikawa Tsuneichi were struck by lightning.

When the head of the National Police Agency wanted to hold a meeting on his own, Li Xinghe reported to Lu Yuchi Hua Yingmei, asking her to contact the ruling party in private. The Cabinet Office immediately sent someone to the National Police Agency:

"No, this is a serious matter. The official head of the cabinet will personally announce this matter to the public."

The police chief was helpless.

Then the Cabinet Secretariat received a notice that Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi would be present in person and asked Chiyo, who was specifically responsible for arresting the spy, to immediately issue a detailed arrest document and to praise Prime Minister Takaichi's astute decision as much as possible.

The official head of the Cabinet was speechless.

"what?"

Li Xinghe received three notices to revise his speech within just one hour. It seemed that he would have to report directly to the emperor and secretly discuss the arrest with Takaichi Sanae at night. Takaichi Sanae, who was in charge of state affairs, would personally guide a mere acting department head to catch the spy.

Who wants to be associated with this old witch?

"Work hard, I'll go shopping with my sister after get off work."

Higashikawa Yukimi glanced at him and took Fuji Rie's arm with a gloating look.

Fuji Rie looked at all the documents and felt a little guilty but also wanted to run away apologetically: "I will leave with Yukimi-chan first."

"Shopping is indeed a woman's nature. Let's go protect Sister Fuji."

Kasukabe Tamako immediately kicked Tatsumi Haruka, and the two of them realized it later and ran away.

Now only Li Xinghe is left to do the boring work of writing copy.

Li Xinghe, who had no place to vent his frustration in the Japanese workplace, simply took his anger to the conference room to share it with Kojima Hirofumi and Higashikawa Tsuneichi.

Kojima Hiroshi, who was determined to retire, lamented:

"What should I do? We were the first to do this... My retirement plan..."

Higashikawa Tsuneichi next to him had a dull expression:

"Alas, my career..."