Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

"I can't understand why Russians and Ukrainians would come back from Russia to join us. We're so busy right now that we haven't even finished writing the Party Constitution."

Those who returned were generally over 40 years old, and their memories of the Soviet Union, the nation they dreamed of, were far more profound than those of Russia or Ukraine. Therefore, upon hearing that the red flag had been raised in Ukraine, they immediately abandoned their jobs in Russia and rushed over.

Of course, their answer was always the same: they were neither Russians nor Ukrainians; their only homeland was the Soviet Union. This answer has surged since 2022.

Colleagues answered:

"If you can figure it out, then it's your turn to become a great Slavic philosopher. I suggest you don't even think about things that even Russians themselves can't figure out."

The General Staff Headquarters next door.

The naval authorities are working diligently to upgrade and modernize the navies of both countries.

The officers were calculating international market data:

"Based on Turkey's fertilizer imports and agricultural capital flows this year, they will experience a cold and hungry winter in three months. Another piece of good news is that Europeans will also experience the same joy."

Hunger, cold, war, death.

The industrial collapse caused by natural gas shortages.

This is the karmic retribution that Europeans are destined to receive after their bombing of Yugoslavia, participation in the wars in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Libya, and their global enjoyment of colonial sustenance. Are you free, Lin Zai Zai...?

Meanwhile, procurement departments on the global black market are engaged in frenzied buying and selling:

"The Houthi rebels are willing to sell their production lines for several less advanced missiles in exchange for foreign exchange. Currently, they are willing to let us test their BORKAN-3, which is a copy of the North Korean Hwasong-9 ballistic missile."

"Buy. Buy as much as you can."

Although the accuracy wasn't great, it was at least a standard ballistic missile.

"The Republic of Egypt is willing to trade their M1 main battle tanks for wheat with us."

"Buy it, but demand cost price."

Current high international wheat prices allow Ukraine to exchange expensive agricultural products for cheap industrial goods. 1500 tons of wheat could get Egypt to hand over an M1 main battle tank.

The third piece of good news is even more outrageous.

A Russian officer returned and said:

"We've made contact with Russian arms factories. They're willing to produce everything we need and everything they can at cost price."

Without needing Hu Zhantian's reply, officials from the economic control department jumped up excitedly:

"Quickly, sweep up all their warehouses and sell them to Serbia and Türkiye! This time we only want gold and silver."

……

Did the Kremlin know that its military-industrial complex was secretly colluding with the new Soviet Union?

Putin certainly knows.

This was granted by his permission.

Thus, with the Kremlin's permission, surplus military supplies from Russian warehouses filled train cars and traveled to the border of Ukraine, entering Serbia, Turkey, and all Balkan countries eager for war.

The Romanians purchased a large number of field artillery pieces and drones, the Turks took away a lot of anti-drone equipment, the Serbs bought a large number of maggot tanks for sweeping Kosovo, and Albania and Kosovo purchased a large number of landmines and suicide shuttles.

The Greeks, displaying a certain martial spirit, not only purchased a large number of drones but also anti-tank guns and rocket launchers, preparing for a direct confrontation with their arch-enemy Türkiye.

As a result, the Black Sea route became busier than ever before. With the entire European continent under embargo, Russian merchant ships flying the Soviet flag traveled throughout the Balkans, Asia Minor, and the Levant, using the Kiev-based order system and the Tokyo-based Asia Pacific Dollar settlement system, paying Li Xinghe two separate payments.

War is the lifeblood of industry.

The Russian military-industrial complex, which had been dormant for five years like a resentful woman, has been reactivated. They don't care where the goods are sold, as long as they can be sold.

The entire Balkans has begun to boil over.

Russia provided military products, China provided civilian goods, the Asia-Pacific Consortium provided trade settlement intermediaries, and the new Soviet Union assisted with the transportation of goods from various countries.

This place is teeming with life, with everything bursting forth. The boxing ring is ready, from the venue and equipment to the fighters and referees, just waiting for them to start their fierce battle.

As a result, Türkiye continued to wage a series of wars against Bulgaria, Romania, Armenia, Cyprus, Greece, North Macedonia, and Syria.

The Kosovo War, in which Serbia faces Kosovo and Albania, has resumed for the second time.

Hundreds of thousands of soldiers fought a fierce battle, and tens of millions of refugees were displaced. The Balkans were a scene of bloodshed.

At this time, even Chinese media were discussing whether the Balkan Wars would be the beginning of World War III.

However, at this time, Türkiye found itself in trouble.

It was only at this point that the Turkish government realized it was facing a dire situation: logistical disruptions, insufficient military supplies, inadequate fuel reserves, and fighter jets unable to take off. Their reserves were depleted, the military's transport capacity was overwhelmed, and widespread low morale was prevalent among the frontline soldiers.

Isn't this just like Japan and Germany during World War II?

The Turks, at least, weren't entirely stupid; they hastily began a wartime economic transformation, with some even pulling out books to illustrate their points.

"We bought a copy of 'The Economic History of Japan's Wartime Rule' from Japan."

Everyone learned and studied on-site how to enter a controlled economic model.

Following Erdogan's lead in studying the law, Türkiye began to promulgate a series of military mobilization laws nationwide, including the "Financial Control Law," the "Oil Control Law," and the "Commodity Control Law."

In reality, Eysultan wasn't genuinely trying to study the issue; rather, he discovered that he could use this as a pretext to carry out a massive purge of all opposition groups in Turkey.

Now, not only do they have a legitimate pretext for repression against the citizens of Istanbul, but they can also launch a heavy blow against the petty-bourgeois citizens of Izmir and Antakya!

Anyone who doesn't support our great holy war of Türkiye will be labeled a non-citizen!

The simplest solution was to send them to the countryside for supervision and hard labor.

In reality, Erdogan would prefer to use executions to physically eliminate his enemies' political adversaries.

As for what to do about Türkiye's subsequent wars, Erdogan can only act as he sees fit for the money today:

"Use the gold reserves to purchase war materials..."

All of this gold was transported to Tokyo.

……

Tokyo.

Li Xinghe, who aims to change the unjust world order through war and establish a "power-based international order," is telling stories to children at this moment.

"Children, shall I tell you a story today?"

"it is good!"

The children, who were growing up, grabbed Li Xinghe's clothes and listened to his story.

However, there are also annoying work calls.

Takajo Mayu came in and said:

"Britain is willing to cede two sovereign base areas in Cyprus in exchange for us expanding the trading volume of UK-held Asia-Pacific dollars. At the same time, Britain wants us to... teach them some basic industries... to accommodate Britain's huge unemployed population... Hahahaha!"

The sovereign base areas refer to Akrotiri and Zekelia on the island of Cyprus. Although these two places are British military bases, sovereignty is in the hands of the United Kingdom, so they can be handed over.

As for the job problem of the unemployed in the UK, Li Xinghe was speechless.

Given the almost gorilla-like intellectual decline of white British people, the only place suitable for them to live is probably the vast forest. Industry? They don't even know how to farm.

Li Xinghe coldly said, "Tell the British government that if they are willing, we can accept intellectual immigrants and female immigrants. Emmmm... If they need to consume male residents, I suggest they send the surplus white British to the Balkan battlefields to be consumed."

Naturally, given the size of the British workforce, they couldn't control the massive unemployment of their entire population, even with all the measures they employed in 1984.

Since that's the case, why not send the men to die in the Balkans and sell the women to Li Xinghe for some foreign exchange?

Given the British people's utter lack of morality, they would certainly be willing to do it.

“I can give it a try.”

"Okay, I understand. Agreed."

Li Xinghe suppressed his laughter, trying his best not to mock the British people's shameful behavior.

He turned and picked up the adorable children, then, amidst the provocative gazes of the women, he forced himself to spout nonsense to them:

"Today we continue with the stories of One Thousand and One Nights... This collection is quite long, so I'll read it to you slowly. Long, long ago, in the Western Regions of China, there lived an old man riding a donkey named Afanti..."

Chapter 1002: The NATO Summit at the Mental Hospital, Moldova's Return from the Soviet Union (4400 words)

London, the ununited kingdom of Little Britain and Northern Ireland.

The current political model in Britain is basically the same as that in Japan, meaning that there is little difference between the Conservative Party and the Labour Party. Both parties are like mad dogs stirring up trouble when they are in opposition, but become as silent as dead dogs when they come to power. Britain's chaotic civil service has adopted 'retro' methods to carry out a '1984'-style strong repression of social order.

When it comes to being inhuman, Britain has always adhered to the principle of being inhuman.

Therefore, the British Foreign Office quickly finalized many diplomatic matters with the Asia-Pacific Consortium in private. Since Australia and New Zealand are both in the Commonwealth, and Duchess Olympia has direct access to Li Xinghe, it is easier for them to communicate with Li Xinghe than for other European countries.

"Who should be sent to Romania and Kosovo?"

The British Under-Secretaries sat down to discuss how to demonstrate Britain's enthusiasm for international affairs within the existing NATO framework.

While they're at it, they can also take the opportunity to eliminate some of the population that can't work.

The group started discussing who to send.

Should we send in illiterate, academically gifted but intellectually and emotionally deficient, short-tempered, and easily angered low-income white people who use the excuse that "immigrants took my job" to cause bloodshed and assault immigrants? Sending them would save the government a lot of money and reduce the crime rate, but they would also be seen by the public as "deliberately killing white people" and "hostile to the majority ethnic group," thus reducing the government's support.

Or should we send people from various non-mainstream ethnic groups, such as Blacks, Indians, and Asians, who are "exam-taking experts in the colonies," "highly intelligent and emotionally intelligent, and also adept at tax evasion and illegal business," and "a one-stop shop for making money through business, tax evasion, and bringing relatives into the country illegally"? Their arrival would reduce economic vitality and even cause local political and economic paralysis, but it would also reduce the rejection rate among the mainstream white population.

The British government is deeply troubled by the choice between prioritizing money and stability, and between valuing public support and maintaining the functioning of society.

Both sides are shit; the British government doesn't actually want either.

But while everyone was discussing it enthusiastically, the Ministry of National Defense said:

"We can't send any of them away because we can't organize any of them."

Everyone calmed down for a moment.

These two lumps of people are like mud in the crotch of the British; they can't be washed clean in the front or wiped off in the back. Given their current political and organizational capabilities, it's absolutely impossible to get rid of them.

Despite the impressive-sounding discussions, in reality, British civilian officials couldn't even effectively command the British Army. It wasn't that the Army was disobedient; it was simply that everyone was incompetent.

While everyone fantasized about still being one of the five permanent members of the UN Security Council, the mighty British Empire with a single veto power over the United Nations, reality slapped them in the face.

Britain is nothing.

As they were talking animatedly, the vice-ministers heard:

"The Prime Minister has left to attend the NATO summit in Paris."

This greatly disappointed the civil servants, who hastily drafted a proposal to "recruit prisoners, juvenile offenders, labor camp inmates, and future arrestees to serve in the Balkans" and then dispersed, each going back to their own stock trading.

When this unremarkable British prime minister arrived in Paris, the situation was already in an uproar.

France is supported by Macron's Attal, while Germany has, after many twists and turns, returned to Merz of the CDU.

Attal and Macron, amidst rumors of a homosexual relationship, had just suppressed the National Front in France, sending the entire Le Pen group to prison; the same thing happened in Germany, where Merz, Schulz, and other politicians, in a bizarre alliance with far-right lunatics within the AfD, imprisoned Alice Weidel, who was dedicated to normalizing the Alternative for Germany (AfD), so she could study the truth in prison and perhaps write a second "Mein Kampf".

Compared to the first edition of "Mein Kampf," the second edition is certainly more 'diverse, equal, and open,' at least it will no longer insult homosexuals, because Alice Weidel was a homosexual.

Therefore, Atal-Macron, standing with Mertz-Schulz, felt that everyone was so helpless.

Millions of refugees poured in from the Balkans and Ukraine, while many Cypriots and Turkish democrats made their way in from the Mediterranean. Within just a few months, France and Germany felt the pressure of impending doom. Having finally managed to imprison a large number of right-wing politicians, the populist far-right leaders quickly emerged like a plague, spreading and destroying Germany and France like a virus.

At this point, the situation at the NATO site was in complete chaos.

France and Germany are emphasizing that they cannot accept any more refugees; they simply cannot withstand the influx. Protesters are everywhere outside the summit venue.

The hysterical, irritable, and insane Poles have reached zero sanity, muttering incoherently, "The Soviet Union is back! The Soviet Union is back!"

The frantic but relatively stable Greeks kept asking, 'Who will defend against the Turks?'

The Kosovo representative knelt every three steps, treating everyone as if they were God.

The Romanian and Bulgarian representatives were rather lone, each carrying two Soviet flags, swaying obnoxiously at the conference entrance, implying that if NATO didn't help, they would leave and defect to the Communists.

The most insane were the American officers.

They were there, brainwashed, saying things like, "The US might send troops, but it's a bit unlikely." "European Command is in the west, and Central Command is west of west (the US mainland)." "Then let me ask you, are you a cannon or a tank? If you're a cannon, are you a long-legged Tomcat or a 32-caliber 15mm howitzer? If you're a tank, are you an M1A2 or a T-90?"

When the British arrived, they felt like they had entered the Warhammer world.

A journalist who witnessed the entire conference offered a sharp critique in his personal column:

"This doesn't feel like a NATO summit; it feels like a patient support group at St. Elizabeth's Mental Hospital."

Even at this absurd NATO summit, NATO reached a series of cooperation agreements.

NATO Secretary General Rutte made a triumphant announcement: