Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

Russia has taught us a painful lesson: don't blindly pursue combined arms operations when funds are scarce. While their battalion-level combat groups did perform impressively, their supply lines quickly became inadequate. They were less effective than traditional mechanized army road rollers.

Given that this Ukrainian asset management group operates on a mere trillion yen a year from grain sales, a heavy armored force is sufficient, especially since the EU on the other side is also incompetent. What everyone really wants is domestic phased-array radar stations, allowing them to plant spies near Lviv, spying on the US troops stationed in Germany 24/7, and monitoring the skies over Germany, France, and Poland.

The second proposal under consideration is the spirit and essence of the CCP.

The Ministry of Internal Affairs, which was in charge of ideology, together with the Production Committee and the State Security Committee, submitted a completely new definition of the CCP, which they called the "new Soviet Union."

“We are Sovietism—the United Army, so why can’t we be the Soviet Union? Let’s call ourselves the Soviet Union, specifically to disgust the Russians.”

Even in English, they could use a logo like "Soviet Union," which is almost a blatant attempt to piggyback on the Soviet Socialist Union.

The main point was to create an authentic cosplay experience. Everyone had a great time, and they even started discussing which aspects of the Soviet planned economy needed reform and which could be preserved.

Meanwhile, having lost all access to the sea, Zaluzhny in Kyiv was completely paralyzed.

Although the Ukrainian regime still holds 17 provinces (with only half of Sumy and Kharkiv remaining), Zaluzhny is essentially just a mayor of Kyiv now, and his control over the regions outside his own territory is less than that of the European Union.

I'm already fed up with living at the mercy of others, and now this new CCP has popped up. Their cannons are terrifying.

So Zaluzhny was very upset, and he simply sent a surrender request to the Dnipro authorities:

"Alas, is it possible to negotiate?"

The conditions in Zaluzhne are very simple.

As long as the new CCP group allows Zaluzhny to flee, and brings him a sum of money to live as a recluse, Zaluzhny is willing to hand over the Kyiv regime.

Let whoever wants to manage this crappy country do so; I'm going back to England to live a life of leisure.

What's even more hilarious is that his nemesis, Zelensky, also returned at this time.

Zelensky secretly flew from Britain to Romania and submitted his application to return home to the CCP police guarding the border. He had been squatting in Britain until his legs went numb and now he wanted to come back.

After receiving two applications, the senior leadership of the European Command decided, after several rounds of discussions, to talk to both of them.

Ozawa is indeed a very complex person, both in appearance and in his inner world, and he is quite changeable. He was once just a comedian, performing comedy for Putin in Moscow, doing some low-budget prank live shows, and even acting in TV dramas. After the outbreak of the Russo-Ukrainian War, Ozawa persevered until the end of the war, and while he is considered a war hero, he also drained almost all of Ukraine's young and energetic population, and betrayed countless rights to the United States in a humiliating way.

In his letter, Ozawa humbly stated:

"Ah, I can talk, I can be patriotic, I can support socialism. Just let me go back to Ukraine."

For him at that moment, everything before was just routine in his acting career, but that last sentence contained an endless, genuine attitude that could not be expressed in words.

The Soviet Allied Forces arranged a collective negotiation for them.

Therefore, when the meeting entered the negotiation stage, the entire room became very tense.

Hu Zhantian, representing China-Asia Pacific, sat at the chairman's table, but in reality, he was holding a rights transfer contract from the Americans. [The rest of the text appears to be nonsensical and unrelated.]

Zelensky and Zaluzhny, former adversaries, participated in a meeting via video conference. The two had once joined forces to resist a Russian invasion, but their relationship soured, with Zelensky ousting Zaluzhny. Around the time of the Russia-Ukraine armistice, the UK and US were behind the scenes orchestrating Zaluzhny's removal of Zelensky.

Now, the two people are looking at each other with complicated expressions, separated by two tablets.

The two people performed a Northeast Errenzhuan (a traditional folk art form), and now they've gone back to the way they were before.

Zelensky returned to Ukraine to continue his acting career, while Zaluzhny went to the UK to continue his life as a slacker.

Of course, not all of them were veterans from before the Russia-Ukraine conflict. This time, some special agents were invited. A 24-year-old, charming and beautiful woman opened the room, carrying a suitcase and hurriedly said, "I'm late."

Hu Zhantian stood up and introduced:

"This is Anastasia Shapotova, a former Ukrainian figure skating champion. She will be attending today's discussion as a representative of the Ukrainian National Youth and the National Komsomol."

However, in reality, this beautiful young woman, born in Moscow in 2006 and who only speaks Russian, was actually sent back by Valeria from Tokyo to serve as the national representative of the Komsomol in Ukraine. During this special period, she was to assume a role similar to that of a head of state to prevent the concentration of Chinese people in the new CCP group from frightening the Ukrainians.

Anastasia was expelled for a very bizarre reason: in 2022 she liked a pro-Russian comment, which led to a complete ban and expulsion by the Ukrainian government.

It was Zelensky who drove her away.

The scene became even more comical, as the three parties involved in the negotiations were almost always enemies, yet each had their own grievances.

Zelenskyy has high emotional intelligence, so he first began with self-criticism: "I feel guilty and have an inescapable responsibility towards the people for the war of the past few years."

After hearing this, Zaluzhne also began to criticize himself: "I shouldn't have listened to Britain and the United States!"

After the criticism, Zaluzhne received a large mansion in England and a settlement allowance.

He flew directly from Kyiv International Airport to the UK.

Zelenskyy then traveled through Izmir into Odessa, heading towards Dnipro, where he held a video conference from his car.

Finally, everyone reached an agreement.

Zelensky's current residence in the UK is the house he bought when he was the ambassador to the UK, and that house was originally the property of a Russian tycoon.

Since that's the case, Zelenskyy should return the house in England to Zaluzhny, and Zaluzhny can continue living as a recluse in England. After Zaluzhny leaves, a 'regime change decree' will be issued throughout Ukraine, granting complete control of 17 regions to the 'new CCP group'. The entire Kyiv government will be left intact to the new CCP, and all government archives and documents will be handed over to them for future historical research.

They brought Zelensky back, and after returning to Ukraine, he became the Honorary President of Ukraine, fully supporting the expansion of the new CCP Group.

So, in reality, Zelensky and Zaluzhni switched positions, with state power being handed over to the newly risen CCP, while everything else remained unchanged.

Therefore, the whole result is actually quite magical.

The Kyiv regime collapsed without anyone noticing.

Late that night, Kyiv National Television broadcast the "International Announcement on the Transfer of Power" live.

The whole scene looked hilarious on television.

First, there's a humorous text: "Zaruzhne ran away!" "Zaruzhne ran away!" It's as if it's telling everyone in a mesmerizing way that the Wenzhou leather factory has gone bankrupt, and the boss, Huang He, is no human being; he ran away with his mistress, leaving behind 3.5 million yuan in debt.

Then, the background slowly transitions to a huge, wide-format background painting with a red theme.

The background of the entire image was produced by the Supreme Art Council of Ukraine. The background depicts war and peace on the island of the world, with four portraits of Marx, Engels, Lenin, and Chairman Mao hanging in the air.

Stalin wasn't hanged.

After all, for Ukraine, displaying the portraits of both Stalin and Trotsky is somewhat of a dark joke. One caused the Great Famine in Ukraine by accelerating industrialization, while the other eliminated the beloved Black Army anarchist, P.M. Makhno.

The background music starts playing slowly; today's song is "The Farewell of a Slavic Woman."

Zelensky, who once ordered the banning of the Communist Party of Ukraine and was expelled from Kyiv by Zaluzhny, stood solemnly in the upper left corner of the back row, wearing a black and red suit with the Ukrainian Soviet badge pinned to his chest. He is now the Honorary President of the State of Ukraine.

Anastasia, who was once expelled and stripped of her power for liking pro-Russian comments, wore a red dress and the badge of the All-Ukrainian Komsomol on her chest, standing in the upper right corner of the back row as a representative of all Ukrainian communist youth.

These two clowns standing together are already enough to make people uncomfortable.

Next, Hu Zhantian appeared and stood on the platform below Zelensky and Anastasia. To his left was Alex, representing the Ministry of the Interior, and to his right was Father Ivan, representing the Church of the East (who could now be called the Patriarch).

The sight of the three brothers standing there gave off a very absurd feeling.

A Chinese soldier, a shameless manager with a capitalist mindset, and a mentally unstable, half-mad priest.

And they actually have something to announce:

"Starting today, the Ukrainian government is transferring all administrative, diplomatic, and military powers to the new CCP. The new CCP, as the sole legitimate government of Ukraine, has the power to amend the constitution and issue all legal decrees based on the constitution."

And so, the Ukrainian government, which the West had painstakingly supported for 18 years, collapsed.

The soldiers below immediately shouted in unison:

"Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!"

The powerful and moving cry of Ura also resonated with Ukrainian viewers watching on television.

What is this? Is this role-playing? Comedy?

People don't understand.

Even if you don't understand, you should know that the political landscape in Ukraine has changed again.

Over the past 40 years, the government has flipped the spoon countless times, like flipping a pancake.

During the live television broadcast, it was shown that the coalition forces were moving rapidly northward in concert.

With the arrival of the spring frost season, the roads became muddy and difficult to traverse. In Ukraine, digging just a few dozen centimeters into the black soil revealed mud and water everywhere. Soldiers had to rest every few hours and required extensive logistical support. The journey was extremely difficult, with their boots and thighs covered in mud.

But the regimental political commissar told everyone: "This is a test of our spirit! If you're not used to fighting during this turbulent period, you have to be used to death."

The people on the road fled in panic.

"The Red Army! It's the Red Army!"

"The CCP has returned like lightning!"

The Ukrainians couldn't quite articulate their strange feelings, but seeing the Red Army advancing on the road made them realize that the course of history, like the tracks of a tank, was chasing after them.

The only possible outcome is that the tracks run people over.

The 1st Armored Brigade advanced faster than its brother units.

Young people who had just arrived in Ukraine from China, their faces chapped from the winter chill, sat in BTR armored vehicles, shivering in the cold wind, watching the bewildered women and children lining the roads. The extremely few Ukrainian men had either fled to European countries, or, incited by the NGO, gone to Istanbul to participate in unrest; others had gone to Belarus and Russia. The remaining elderly men here generally wore work clothes and carried canes, working in exchange for a piece of bread.

They drove rapidly along the highway from the south into the Kyiv region.

In fact, it was only at this point that the main force of the new CCP had just begun to move north along the highway from the far south and gradually enter Kyiv, the heart of Ukraine.

If the 1st Mechanized Brigade of Ukraine (formerly the 1st Tank Brigade) stationed in Honcharivsk, north of Kyiv, were to intervene, along with the Presidential Brigade and the 3rd Assault Brigade stationed in Kyiv, a second scenario might unfold.

However, in reality, not only did the Ukrainian troops stationed near Kyiv not take any action, but even the embassies of various countries in Ukraine remained calm about the Red Army's entry into the city.

Although it is unacceptable, everyone has physically accepted this outcome.

In a world where even prostitution has become a red ocean industry, most people have no idea what the future holds.

Some Ukrainian women, with their children in tow, stood at the crossroads holding up signs that read "I want to get married," trying to find a suitable, non-abusive husband to keep their families together. Some Ukrainian men turned and ran away; many didn't even have time to sell their possessions, while others abandoned their wives, children, and parents.

The song 'Farewell of the Slavic Woman' resounded throughout the city, as if representing the farewell between the women of the city and the men who left.

The Red Army finally entered the Ukrainian presidential residence, Maria Palace, in the cold wind.

In the square in front of this large palace complex built during the Tsarist era, the blue and yellow flags symbolizing Ukraine were lowered one by one, while the CCP red flag, representing the Communist Party and the Red Army, rose proudly against the cold wind as the soldiers pulled the iron ropes taut.

Only a few thousand elderly men and women came to Maria Palace Square in Kyiv, stood at attention and saluted the red flag rising in the sky, reminiscing about their distant youth.

On the other side, more young people, their faces dull, stiff, resentful, and numb, boarded the train leaving Kyiv. They could no longer believe that this so-called communist regime was heading towards the liberal holy land in their hearts, towards Poland and Germany.

The Red Army did not make things difficult for them; they even sent people to the train station to issue refugee certificates in bulk, so that they could apply for German and Polish citizenship and never return.

Hu Zhantian arrived at the Maria Palace late at night.

For some reason, Zelensky and Zaluzhny started having sweet nothings on the phone again, and Zelensky even told Zaluzhny about his bank account in the UK.

Hu Zhantian whispered to the person next to him:

"Looking at these two clowns, I thought of a rather unrefined joke."

"What?"

Hu Zhantian humorously raised his eyebrows:

"The big crow keeps spinning around."

Everyone burst into laughter.

"Not enough (the Ubi bird is a little less)."

"Soon, very soon, not a single bit less (referring to those disobedient Ukrainian states)."

In any case, while the EU and NATO’s attention was drawn to the political situation in Istanbul, the sovereignty exchange in the Kyiv region of Ukraine was successfully completed.

Under the fluttering red flag, the television anchorwoman broadcast a powerful and resonant message in Russian:

"The Red Army has returned like lightning!"

Chapter 989: Japanese and Korean Shirts for Airplanes, Burning of Constantinople (4400 words)

In early 2032, Li Xinghe was living a very prosperous life.

As expected, Japan's economic data report this year received a huge forecast of at least 1% growth in the IMF and the country's own economic research institute's forecast reports.

Has the economy improved?

Not really.

The Japanese were getting poorer and poorer, with wages decreasing instead of increasing. Fortunately, Li Xinghe managed to keep prices down, so although wages were decreasing, prices were also low and social welfare benefits were increasing, so they could still make ends meet.

The other part of the incremental revenue comes from China.

Due to the rapid appreciation of the RMB, China experienced some disruption in its production order. Meanwhile, the economic scale and GDP levels of Japan and South Korea gradually fell below those of China. Thus, with Li Xinghe's relentless efforts, effectively subduing the Japanese and South Koreans, they transformed from previously developed countries into entities engaged in frantic industrial production, selling their hard-earned industrial products to China in exchange for RMB banknotes—a new economic model.

If a country doesn't become a surplus country, how can it maintain the market circulation of stable currencies in the Asia-Pacific region? That's why both the Japanese yen and the South Korean won have depreciated against the Chinese yuan.

Now Japan and South Korea are offering hundreds of millions of shirts to China in exchange for large airplanes and a pile of red waste paper.

Of course, those familiar with sex tourism in Japan and South Korea will also notice that the daily exchange of money for red-light districts has resumed in both countries. Unlike before, this time it's a large-scale business deal with China, done in a manner befitting Americans.