Started from the creation of Kamen Rider

Started from the creation of Kamen Rider

Author: Boiled Water

Summary:

Willingly inject drugs, take the initiative to wear the restraints and torture instruments you carefully designed, and obey your voice...

Is this a slave?

Wrong! This is the Kamen Rider you created!

As a thief, Su Su is determined to promote this profession in his own way!

001. I! am the king of drugs!

Today is Su Su’s 35th birthday.

As a typical middle-aged office worker, although he always says "A man stays young until he dies" and "One day I will have a sword in my hand and all the cauliflowers in ten miles will be destroyed", in fact, Su Su can clearly feel that he is no longer young.

The hair on his head had begun to wither like the cauliflower field that he had destroyed. When he really saw a long, straight stick with a guard on the side of the road, he lost the courage to pick it up because of his face. He even took two quick steps without being out of breath, looking exhausted.

Even though he looks strong and sturdy enough and can still be called a handsome uncle in the eyes of outsiders, Su Su himself knows very well that his growing belly has already revealed his fate as a middle-aged man.

That’s right, fate.

Sitting in the office, Su Su looked at the greeting cards that his colleagues had sent him, either out of sincerity or out of flattery, with a somewhat vacant gaze. He felt that perhaps this was his fate to live his life like this...

If you can live an ordinary life until retirement without any disaster or illness, that would be a great happiness. When you retire, you may be able to get a relatively high position, receive a fairly generous annuity, and live a relatively decent life in your later years...

Probably, that's it?

As for the little boy in his heart who once dreamed of traveling the world with a sword, perhaps only when he saw a stick on the road would he suddenly come alive, imagining that the brave man opened a sharp sword from a treasure chest on the side of the road and waved it at the devil.

But unfortunately, I am no longer old enough to be a hero.

When he was eleven or twelve years old, Su Su would imagine himself to be an invincible alien with a three-minute limit, always involved in tough battles to defend the Earth; when he was fourteen or fifteen years old, he was the descendant of a powerful secret magician who would never be defeated.

When he was seventeen or eighteen years old, Su Su felt that he might be able to become a human traveler of some unknown existence, low-key and powerful, not being contaminated by the vulgar world; after he was twenty years old, Su Su thought that it might be a good idea if he had hidden amazing talents that had not yet been discovered.

After he turned twenty-five, Su Su felt that he could only travel to another world.

As for now...

At thirty-five, he was no longer qualified to be a companion of a hero.

Staring at the greeting card on the table for a while, Su Su smiled self-deprecatingly in his mind, took a deep breath, then touched the increasingly thinning hair on his head to pull himself back to reality. Then he drove away the naive fantasy of the little boy in his mind and began to open the greeting card.

There were a lot of greeting cards, and it would take Su Su a while to open them all.

Now 35 years old, Su Su is the "department head" of a trading company in Tokyo - this position is actually relatively rare, but in general, it can be understood as a "manager below the level of section chief."

Moreover, Su Su was a strong contender for the next section chief and had a very good reputation among his colleagues, so naturally he received quite a few greeting cards on his birthday.

But to be honest, if possible, Su Su actually didn't want to receive these greeting cards.

Because these greeting cards seem to be just pieces of paper carrying friendship. Even in Su Su's home country, such greeting cards might be lost soon. After all, friendship is important rather than greeting cards. But it is different in Japan.

Here, every time Su Su received a greeting card, he would organize and collect it carefully. He would not throw it away randomly. He would even keep a record to ensure that he would not mix up or make any mistakes as to who sent it and when. Over the years, Su Su had almost filled a whole notebook with all these records.

Because these greeting cards are, to some extent, actually a kind of "bond" - or, in other words, "capital".

In some cases, these cards can even be used as "certificates" to be displayed at home to guests.

Also, if an employee is feeling unhappy with the company or even wants to resign, then a greeting card can be very useful at this time - Su Su just needs to take out the first greeting card that guy gave him according to the records, then call him to the office and take out that greeting card.

"Mr. xx, do you still remember this? This is the card you gave me to celebrate my birthday when you first came to the company. It's very delicate and must have taken a lot of effort, right?"

"You had just started working at that time and many things were a mess. Under such circumstances, you still spent so much effort to prepare a greeting card for me. It must have been hard work - it is not easy for you to grow from the ignorance at that time to the maturity now."

"So, talk to me..."

"..."

In a word, it highlights a subtext, "I actually care about you a lot, you see I remember all this" - then the guy will often start crying and talking.

In the Japanese workplace where the class system is deeply rooted and the atmosphere is depressing, Su Su's trick always works well.

If there is an election for the "most popular senior/leader", Su Su would probably be elected without a doubt just based on this move...

Su Su originally thought that this greeting card was just like that. At most, a few new employees in the workplace would believe in their "trustworthy leader" personality and say some true words on the greeting card, but...

What Su Su never expected was that among the pile of greeting cards on the table, Su Su actually saw a card that looked... particularly special.

It was a white greeting card, a basic rectangular piece of paper, but its texture looked like a piece of white drawing paper that had been randomly folded and torn off. It was soft and thin, and even had uncleaned paper fibers on the edges and corners.

At one end of this "greeting card", there seemed to be a hole randomly poked with a pencil, and there were black pencil stains around the hole. A red string was hastily passed through the hole and tied into a somewhat crooked bow.

On the card, there is a simple drawing of a little stickman holding a stick in his hand, and there are broken plants around the stickman. Although the picture is extremely simple, the stickman's expression clearly shows joy.

In addition, below the stick drawing, there are a few lines of small characters that are as hard to read as a dog's crawling.

There is no doubt that Su Su was a little surprised when he first saw this greeting card, and then he was a little angry.

I may not receive greeting cards, or even feel annoyed by them, but you cannot not send them - in this kind of workplace environment, not sending greeting cards is a mockery and disdain of yourself. If you just smile it off gently, you will be considered "easy to bully" and "lacking temper".

The butt determines the head, so whether Su Su is angry or not, he must respond - not to mention that Su Su is indeed a little angry.

After all, not giving a gift is one thing, but giving something that is so obviously provocative is another!

Angrily reaching out to grab the greeting card from the table, Su Su intended to take a closer look at who was provoking him. However, after picking up the card and carefully scanning the small words under the stick drawing, Su Su suddenly stopped moving.

Because Su Su discovered that he could inexplicably understand those lines of scribbles that looked like shabby characters.

"are you angry?"

"I always wanted to be the brave one who challenged this unreasonable system, but in the end, I became a part of it."

"are you angry?"

"Admit it, you are not a hero at all. You are a dragon at heart, a bad guy who will destroy innocent cauliflower with a stick."

"What happened to you, Cauliflower?"

"Now, the brave cauliflower warrior is about to launch a crusade against you, the evil dragon."

"Sharpen your teeth and claws, take a deep breath and prepare your exhale"

“And then, ow—woo—”

"Oh yeah, finally, happy thirty-fifth birthday to you!"

Obviously, the handwriting was ugly, as if it was written by a dog, and was difficult to recognize, but Su Su easily understood the meaning of these lines of words.

What's even more bizarre is that after Su Su finished reading the contents on the greeting card, the stick figures and words on the card began to melt and disappear rapidly like ice and snow under the scorching sun, leaving only a piece of white paper.

Then, an inexplicable enlightenment suddenly appeared in Su Su's mind, just like the legendary "enlightenment", and Su Su had some more memories in his mind.

It's about some necessary abilities to be a qualified villain, and the name of the ability is...

【○Medicine preparation】

"How can a qualified villain not be skilled in using those dirty, vile and despicable methods?"

"Giving drugs is the correct way for a villain to act!"

"Sensitivity enhancers, powerful hallucinogens, secret drugs that retain consciousness but make the whole body weak..."

"I! am the drug king!"

002. A fledgling female hero appears!

At this point, Su Su had to face a problem seriously.

That was me, and it seemed like I had really encountered a supernatural situation.

After all, the magic displayed by this greeting card is obviously not something that can be explained by a simple prank. Whether it is the cryptic text that can be easily understood, or the traces that disappear after reading, or even the memories that suddenly appear out of thin air in one's mind, they all clearly reveal a sense of the extraordinary.

only......

"Me? The villain? I'm not a hero?"

Surprised by the knowledge emerging in his mind, Su Su hesitated for a moment, then examined himself.

Do I look like a villain?

Thirty-five years old, he is the department head who gives people pressure. He is a middle-aged man with a big belly and bald head. Although he looks tough, he is weak from too many social activities. He looks like he indulges in alcohol and sex. He is used to smiling at everyone so that his smile looks quite hypocritical...

You must send a greeting card on your birthday, otherwise you will be targeted. The superiors who bully in the workplace will take on excessive workloads and force employees to work overtime without considering their feelings, just to give themselves more bargaining chips in the competition for section chief...

All I can say is, they look alike, very alike.

If this kind of character appeared in a story, it would be a waste if he didn't secretly plot some conspiracy.

This is only because Su Su is relatively good-looking. Otherwise, if he looked fat and greasy, there would be no need for an introduction to his background. His identity would be determined as soon as he showed his face. He is definitely a villain who covets female subordinates and colludes with evil organizations. It would be worrying for female characters to work under him.

but......

To some extent, it seems that I am not that different?

Thinking about the abilities he had inexplicably acquired, Su Su suddenly realized that if villains were also divided into different levels, then he was probably just a small-time minion, and a despicable type at that.

After all, look at the abilities that I have "awakened" now...

【○Medicine preparation】

You can currently make four kinds of secret medicines: knockout potion, hallucinogenic potion, frenzy potion, and sensitivity potion.

Combat: Randomly puts the enemy into a debuff state

"..."

This is called a big villain? What kind of serious villain would do this?

You know, a serious villain in a story, even if he doesn't have to be stylish or even charming, at least he has to be ferocious, terrifying and intimidating, right?

But what’s a rapist who only knows how to give drugs?

So unless you encounter a female hero who collects CGs, minions like yourself are probably the kind of monsters that heroes encounter when walking on the map, and then kill in one round to drop gold coins...

So I'm not a villain, I'm a monster.

"..."

Damn it, I am just a low-level office worker. At best, I have finally gained a little status after ten years of hard work. But how come I have come into contact with the extraordinary world and have to start from scratch with wild monsters?

Could it be that wild monsters also have a "clear and distinct" path to ascend?

He rolled his eyes slightly, and used force in his palms to crumple the greeting card, which had turned into a piece of white paper, into a ball of waste paper. Su Su took a deep breath, then slowly sat back in his chair, trying to calm himself down.

It has to be said that as a middle-aged man, Su Su's ability to control his emotions is indeed good enough, so that even when he encountered such a supernatural phenomenon, he was still able to calm down quickly.

But no matter how calm he was, to be honest, just like he didn't want to accept those greeting cards from colleagues and subordinates, Su Su would rather he had never received this greeting card.

It is true that the extraordinary world and magical powers all seem quite tempting, but the problem is...

I'm just a villain.

Su Su is already a middle-aged man. His career is going well and his life is stable enough. Even if there is an opportunity for Su Su to awaken the boy in his heart and wield a sword to become a brave man, Su Su has to think seriously about it, let alone becoming an insignificant minion.

After all, the young man in my heart no longer dares to pick up the sword on the roadside when he sees it.

"..."

"Huh... Never mind, don't think too much about it, just treat it as a dream, anyway..."

After hesitating for a long time, Su Su finally let out a long sigh. As if he had made up his mind, he threw the greeting card that he had crumpled into a ball into the wastebasket, and then picked up the greeting cards on the table again.

Su Su pretended that he had never received that magical greeting card.

As for those memories that appeared out of thin air in my memory, and the words on the greeting card...

Don’t think about it for now, let’s talk about it later.

Some people say that not doing things beyond your ability and not thinking about problems beyond your knowledge is called escapism, but it is also a kind of open-mindedness.

Su Su is a devout follower of the Axis religion. The third rule of the religion is: If you make a choice while in doubt, you will regret it no matter what you do. You will regret it anyway, so just choose the easier way now!

Of course, out of curiosity, Su Su decided to find out where he could buy the raw materials he remembered after get off work...

It's not that Su Su wants to do something, he's just curious, purely out of curiosity and a tireless spirit of inquiry, he wants to verify whether this memory of his is true or false...

......

......

The daily life of a middle-aged man is like this. Even if he has acquired extraordinary abilities, he still has to work seriously and leave other things for after get off work.