I am always pushed back

As if sensing a slight sense of discussion coming from somewhere, the POI tilted its head in confusion and stared blankly into the air.

However, Poi didn't think too much, and her eyes were already burning with fighting spirit!

Usually the admiral just says he has fucked the POI, fucked the POI, but he doesn't take any action and doesn't give the ring. This time the POI has to take the action himself and force the ring!

POI casually slapped the crow flying towards him in the air in the airplane posture, and continued his counterattack journey with high morale.

Here, Wang Chuan faced an extremely magical problem.

As soon as he walked out the door, he met his theoretical fiancée, Hei Zhen.

"Why did this damn system add this kind of setting?"

Faced with the shy and arrogant Heizhen who was looking at him with a sidelong glance, and Baizhen who was gritting her teeth beside him, Wang Chuan was a little at a loss.

Fiancée or something, will it be...

(ノ?益?)(((*°▽°*)八(*°▽°*)))?(「?ω?)「Hey(((*°▽°*)八(*°▽°*)))?(ノ?益?)(「?ω?)「Hey(◎｀?ω??)人(??ω?｀*)Cheers[]~（￣▽￣）~*o(￣▽￣*)ゞ))￣ ▽￣*)oo(￣▽￣*)ゞ))￣▽￣*)o(.?ω?.)ノ?(￣ε(#￣)o(￣▽￣*)ゞ))￣▽￣*)oo (￣▽￣*)ゞ))￣▽￣*)o(?3[▓▓](?3[▓▓]|?ω?｀)(￣ε(#￣)_(:з　∠)_Σ(っ°Д °;)_(:3　∠?)_

PS: Gugugu is temporarily forced to live with relatives in Shanghai. There is really no other way!

Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo

The cooing pigeons are buzzing!

Extra: Immortal Battlefield (V)

Facing Hei Zhen who seemed to be looking at him shyly, and Bai Zhen who was forcing a smile, Wang Chuan couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.

After all, in this battlefield of gods, he sealed most of his abilities.

If Heizhen and Baizhen were better developed than him, according to the messy rules he set...

They can now do whatever they want to themselves.

However, if Black Zhen and White Zhen have not discovered this unspoken rule yet, then it would naturally be the best.

"Oh, it's Joan of Arc. I didn't expect that our teleportation locations are so close. It's really fate." Wang Chuan put on his very skilled gigolo smile, trying to lower the vigilance of Black Joan and White Joan, and then prepared to run away.

It's a pity, but Heizhen did not act as Wang Chuan predicted. Instead, she spoke to him loudly with a hint of shame and anger.

"Wang Chuan, you, you, do you like me? Otherwise, why would you give me the status of my fiancée?"

Hearing Heizhen's words that seemed like she was really shocked that Wang Chuan would like her, Baizhen almost burst out laughing.

"If you are too arrogant, you will end up with nothing. If you don't want to be a loser, then go for it boldly! Give me drugs, and have sex with me alone. Anyway, just say it's for love, right? Then, as a woman, I will definitely be forgiven. What a pity for this opportunity. If it were me........."

Thinking of this, Bai Zhen's mind slowly emerged with all the various operations he could perform if he had the same conditions as Hei Zhen at that time.

Then, she subconsciously tightened her legs, but on the surface she still smiled kindly and gently.

"Ah? Master, are you calling me Jeanne?" Bai Zhen tilted her head slightly, pretending to be confused. According to her understanding, such a confused and silly mature big sister should be absolutely lethal to adolescent boys.

At least, Bai Zhen noticed that Wang Chuan's breathing stopped for a moment.

With a slight smile, Bai Zhen felt that he was one step closer to success.

"White, you think too much, he is obviously calling me!!!"

At this moment, a proud Black Zhen turned his head with an unfriendly look, looking at Bai Zhen in a very dangerous manner.

"Oh~ Really? But I feel like the Master is calling me."

"Hehe, do you think your naivety is attractive?" Veins on Heizhen's forehead were already bulging slightly.

"Yeah, I just think that being too arrogant will end up with nothing."

"........."

Bai Zhen's calm and indifferent tone ignited Hei Zhen's rage, so the already angry Hei Zhen took out his black, thick and long battle flag and stabbed at Bai Zhen mercilessly, and Bai Zhen naturally would not sit still and wait for death.

Looking at the Black and White Joan of Arc sisters who broke down in talks and started fighting for no apparent reason, Wang Chuan wiped the cold sweat off his forehead and ran away quickly.

Or why not run away and stay here to become the winner's spoils?

.............

However, Wang Chuan didn't know that at the turning point of fate, two creatures emitting black air were waiting for him.

Let's go back a little bit in time, when UPM45 and Veneto had a very coincidental encounter.

It seems like a chance encounter of fate, without any human intervention.

So, when fellow villagers meet, their eyes are filled with tears. When they meet like-minded comrades, they somehow end up going to the bar together, drinking one glass after another and venting their bitterness.

In fact, this immortal battlefield secretly adds an irrational dramatic BUFF to all traversers, so incredible things often happen here, even things that seem bizarre to normal people.

"UPM.9, she blew up the cardboard ship because of the weight of the additional module..." Feeling depressed, UPM45 drank a glass of strong liquor and felt that his iron fist really needed a target to vent his anger.

"Oh, someone thought I was expelled again today." After taking a sip of bitter wine, Veneto felt that the muzzle of his 381 gun was slightly hot.

"Some people say that I'm a piece of iron!!" UPM45 blushed and roared in a very distorted voice.

"When I went to eat, the waiter actually asked me if I wanted a children's meal! Don't they have eyes!!!!" Veneto stepped on the stool with her round-toed leather shoes in a very unladylike manner.

"The commander actually wanted to install that chest armor plate on me. Don't think I can't see it!"

"I'm not a fucking destroyer!!"

After drinking too much, UMP45 and Veneto started to get drunk, and Veneto even disregarded his image and started swearing.

Suddenly, the personal system of the Immortal Battlefield gave UPM45 and Veneto a message respectively.

——'Please wait at the intersection 100 meters after turning left. You will meet the person you want to see most at that corner.'

After exchanging glances, UPM45 and Veneto understood everything the other wanted to say without saying a word.

Silently, emitting an incomparable black aura, they made passers-by tremble along the way, preparing to meet the person they wanted to see the most.

.............

All of a sudden, Wang Chuan sneezed more than a dozen times in a row, and he didn't know whether his left or right eyelid was twitching. Wang Chuan suddenly felt very panicked.

"Could it be that... someone is constantly thinking about me?"

Wondering in his heart, Wang Chuan approached the corner of the next intersection.

Extra: Immortal Battlefield (VI)

Feeling as if his eyes were suddenly blurry, Wang Chuan saw the thick resentment overflowing from the corner ahead. He couldn't help but stop and rub his eyes.

You saw it right. On the ground at the corner, a trace of deep black resentment was slowly overflowing and floating to his feet.

Gradually, Wang Chuan had a very ominous premonition.

Thinking of my crazy twitching eyelids and the dozen or so sneezes that were almost unprecedented...

If you don’t leave now, you’ll be in trouble!

The moment he came to this conclusion, Wang Chuan turned around without hesitation and took his first step.

But why, Wang Chuan found that his steps seemed to be futile and he was still standing there without moving.

It didn't move even a centimeter, but instead moved backwards.

"Admiral."

"Commander~"

Two familiar voices filled with resentment and weirdness suddenly came from behind Wang Chuan, which instantly made Wang Chuan freeze his body and dared not move.

It was as if they were singing a duet of the abyss. UMP45 and Veneto seemed to be talking to themselves, or as if they were complaining to Wang Chuan about something.

Turning his view stiffly, Wang Chuan was horrified to find that Veneto, who seemed to be in a state of madness, was holding up the corner of his pants, making him unable to move in the air. UMP45 was smiling coldly at the side.

Then, they spoke.

"Admiral, won't you lift me up high?" As Veneto said this, his petite body began to tremble in anger uncontrollably.

"Ah, it seems that a certain wicked commander likes iron plates." With a gloomy tone, veins on UMP45's fists were already bulging, and she herself was smiling strangely, staring straight at Wang Chuan's nose bridge.

"It's embarrassing for a destroyer to not be able to launch torpedoes, right?" Veneto's eyes were as ferocious as the muzzle of the 381 gun. At this moment, her face was no longer that of the lifelike battleship destroyer, but that of a gangster with countless innocent souls under the muzzle.

"Commander, say something!!!"

UMP45 lifted Wang Chuan's collar and pressed her almost distorted face against Wang Chuan's face at almost zero distance.

Crazy, all crazy.

Faced with such crazy UMP45 and Veneto, Wang Chuan didn't dare to speak.

After all, haven't I ever said in my heart that VV destroyer is the best in the world, and 45 sister steel plate Griffin is the best?

It's impossible! ! As an admiral and commander, who hasn't thought about this? ! !

Deciding to use silence to deal with their crazy outburst, Wang Chuan chose to be a mute. Otherwise, if he accidentally provoked UMP45 and Veneto to say more...

Wang Chuan felt that his life might end here.

But...if it could happen again, Wang Chuan still had the urge to shout out those words.

'The Veneto-class destroyer is the best in the world! ! The 45-class steel plate Griffin is the cheapest! ! ! ! '

"Oh. Really? So that's what you think, Commander."

"Admiral, you are really honest."

"What?! I didn't say anything?!?!"

Wang Chuan panicked. The space in front of him suddenly changed into a room he didn't recognize, and Veneto and UMP45 seemed to have read his inner thoughts.

At this moment, Wang Chuan was even more panicked than POI.

"Today, I will end my life right here."

Thinking so painfully in his heart, Wang Chuan wished that there would be a passing ship girl or tactical figure, or even a Heroic Spirit or Valkyrie.

Otherwise, any POI that you are not interested in will do!

Bitter and panicked, Wang Chuan watched as UMP45 in front of him suddenly tore open the clothes on his chest, revealing the reverse scale that 45 herself was unwilling to touch, and he became even more panicked.

“45, UMP45, calm down!”

"Really?" UMP45 smiled, and then exploded like a lioness.

“Steel plate, steel plate, steel plate!!! Come on, feel what the steel plate you are talking about is like!!!”

Roaring madly at Wang Chuan, UMP45 forcefully pressed Wang Chuan's head against her chest, which was exposed to the air. Then she picked it up and pressed it down hard. Then she picked it up again and continued to press it down hard.

Every time Wang Chuan's head came into heavy contact with UMP45, there seemed to be a loud "bang!" sound.

Each time, it came into heavy contact with the UMP45's chest plate, until finally, Wang Chuan was knocked unconscious.

It was as if the bridge of his nose was smashed on UMP45's chest.

The dizzy Wang Chuan was finally put down by UMP45. However, looking at the blood on UMP45's chest, Wang Chuan hesitated.

Is that my own nosebleed?

Wang Chuan touched his numb nose with trembling hands and was sure that he was bleeding heavily.

However, Wang Chuan’s experience is not over yet, as there is Veneto waiting for him.

"Veneto..."

Looking at Veneto with trembling eyes, Wang Chuan felt that he was really miserable today. If he had known it would be like this, he would have been bored and sealed his abilities! ! He even set his abilities to be ineffective against his own KanColle Tactical Humanoid Heroic Spirit Valkyrie. Am I going to be screwed?

"Call me VV."

Just like an arrogant and cold mafia boss, Veneto crossed his legs and sat on his huge ship.

Casually kicking off her round-toed leather shoes, Veneto's delicate little feet wrapped in black stockings were right in front of Wang Chuan.

However, the words that came out of Veneto's mouth were so ruthless.

"Lick my toes, or eat my Italian cannon."

Looking at Veneto with shock as he saw the evil smile on his face, Wang Chuan felt that he had really gotten to know UMP45 and Veneto again today.

But, I really can't accept them like this!!

Although he was devastated, Wang Chuan happened to open the personal system of the Immortal Battlefield.

After seeing the comments about Veneto and UMP45, he understood why things were like this.

——The level of mental pollution is extremely high.

"So that's how it is......."