"Good day, your highness."

She greeted Xing Feng politely, then gestured for Xing Feng to sit down and poured him a cup of tea.

At this time, she had returned to her previous thin shape, and Xing Feng naturally did not notice anything wrong.

But after Xing Feng sat down, her cheeks suddenly turned red and she turned her head away in shame.

The reason was simple. The book that Lisa had just held in her hand was spread out on the table, and he happened to see the contents of the book.

"Lesha, you..."

Xing Feng stammered, and for a moment he was too embarrassed to know how to start.

Originally, he wanted to ask about what happened after he fainted last night, but after seeing the book filled with various erotic poses, his worldview was almost shattered.

So what Lisa was watching seriously just now turned out to be something not suitable for children? ? ?

No wonder Lisa always made some ambiguous moves before, it turns out she learned it from books like this.

"Cough cough..."

Xing Feng blushed and coughed a few times awkwardly. He originally wanted to explain to Lisa that this kind of book was not suitable for her age.

However, Xing Feng suddenly remembered the lesson he had learned from Letty.

If Lisa is not a human, then maybe she is not as young as she looks. And I seem to have never asked Lisa's age.

"What's wrong? Your Highness, why is your face so red?"

Lisa was the first to break the silence, her eyes falling on Xing Feng's face.

Xing Feng couldn't help but complain in his heart: Don't you have any idea? You actually watch this kind of thing in a restaurant? !

Of course, Xing Feng was still struggling with how to respond. After all, if Lisa was younger, he could still teach her a lesson.

If Lisa was older than him, wouldn't it be even more strange for him to teach her a lesson?

Fortunately, Lisa realized belatedly that Xing Feng was ashamed of the book on the table, so she explained calmly:

"Oh, is it because of this book? Sorry, I just saw some words about how to make ** in it, so I want to know more. However, it seems that the things on it are just some specific descriptions of intimate behaviors between men and women."

The illustrations in that book were full of all kinds of disgusting content, but they seemed so commonplace in Lisa's words, which truly explained that as long as I am not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed.

Xing Feng didn't know how to respond for a moment. His ears turned red and almost smoked. He could only awkwardly pick up the teacup in front of him and pretend to drink tea.

However, Lisa did not seem to realize the impact her words had on Xing Feng. She turned the pages of the book and continued:

"Although the title of this book clearly states 'One Hundred Postures for Making Love', I spent a long time reading it but still couldn't fully understand the meaning of these movements."

"Although such behavior may produce physical happiness, I think the posture is not enough to create love."

After all, it was only after a night of practice that Lisa was able to say such words.

Although she got the material she wanted, she was unable to experience the love described in the book.

But Xing Feng didn't know what happened last night. He was choked by these words and almost spit out his tea.

His mind flashed through all the intimate postures in the book, and he didn't know how to start talking. His hands holding the handle of the teacup began to tremble with shame. He wanted to throw the guy who published this book and this homophonic book into the fire.

Lisa remained calm and did not feel embarrassed at all. She continued to explain her inner thoughts.

Although she had not yet understood the true meaning of these illustrations and was simply seeking a rational explanation, to Xing Feng, the increasingly in-depth topics became more and more embarrassing.

Xing Feng realized that he couldn't let this topic continue, otherwise he would be really embarrassed.

So he hurriedly stopped talking nonsense: "Um, Lisa, about this kind of thing... Generally speaking, these things... only happen naturally after you like someone, and then love will arise..."

As Xing Feng spoke, he silently prayed that Lisa would not ask any more questions, and tried his best to make his tone sound relaxed and natural, even though the heat on his face betrayed his embarrassment.

When Xing Feng finished speaking, the restaurant suddenly fell into a suffocating silence.

As Xing Feng remained silent, his face turned redder, like a ripe apple. His heart was in complete confusion.

Wait! How on earth did this turn into such a weird discussion?!

Fortunately, Lisa nodded thoughtfully. It was unknown whether she understood or not, but she just muttered softly.

"I like it... um... I see..."

Thank goodness.

Xing Feng quickly changed the subject:

"Ah! That's right, Lisa! What happened after the auction last night? And where is this place? The woman who bought me last night... Why did I faint as soon as she approached?"

Lisa picked up the teapot and refilled a cup of tea for Xing Feng and herself.

"I'm sorry, Your Highness. When I arrived at the auction last night, I didn't see the woman you mentioned."

Even Farah couldn't find any flaws on that face that showed no emotion.

"As for this place, it is the ship that came to pick you up. I am sorry that Your Highness was humiliated there last night. As for those who hurt Your Highness, I have asked Langxi to stay and deal with them in the most appropriate way."

Ryza put the teapot down gracefully, then picked up the cup and took a sip.

Suddenly, there was a "ding-dong" sound coming from the kitchen behind the restaurant.

Xing Feng was stunned for a moment, then turned to look towards the kitchen.

"That's..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Chibi Maruko ran out from the kitchen where black smoke was coming out, coughing continuously due to choking.

It turned out that she knew nothing about making breakfast.

Xing Feng didn't expect that Ryza would actually untie Maruko. He thought that according to Ryza's temper, she would keep her tied up...

...

Chapter 184 I never care...

“Cough…cough cough cough…”

With her hair burnt and her face black, Chibi Maruko stumbled out of the kitchen, then knelt on the ground rubbing her eyes that were blinded by the smoke.

Seeing this, Xing Feng quickly stood up and rushed to the kitchen.

As expected, the whole kitchen was filled with a strong smell of burning. There was flames on the pan, and inside was a lump of something that had been burnt into charcoal.

Xing Feng quickly stepped forward, took the pot off the stove, turned off the flame, and quickly covered the pot with a wet rag, and the flame was extinguished.

Chibi Maruko was kneeling outside the kitchen. Except for the area around her eyes where the black ash had been rubbed off, the rest of her face was basically covered with black smoke. Her originally melancholy little face now looked extremely funny.

When Xing Feng stood in front of her with his arms folded across his chest, Xiaowanzi immediately became flustered.

His eyes darted left and right, and his hands were clenched tightly together.

"I'm sorry... I, I really didn't mean it!"

"I...I just wanted to make a fried egg...and...I might have overcooked it a little bit."

Chibi Maruko lowered her head and lifted up two black tentacles from under her skirt that smelled like grilled octopus.

"I'm sorry for wasting food...but...but I don't have any money...If you want compensation, I...I only have this..."

Chibi Maruko picked up the two burnt tentacles with a clumsy, flattering expression on her face.

It was obviously painful, but she didn't dare cry out loud, for fear that Xing Feng in front of her and Lisa in the distance would be angry.

Xing Feng originally wanted to teach her a lesson, but looking at her burnt tentacles, he sighed.

He squatted down, gently touched Xiaowanzi's tentacle with his index finger and asked.

"Does it hurt?"

Xiaowanzi hurriedly shook her head guiltily and responded: "It doesn't hurt... It doesn't hurt..."

However, her body was shaking slightly, and the base of the tentacle was trying to curl up due to the touch.

"You're shaking."

Xing Feng put his hand away and stopped touching.

He could now be sure that the front end of Maruko's tentacles did not respond.

This only means that the burn is so severe that this area has lost sensation.

Chibi Maruko opened her mouth as if she wanted to explain something, but swallowed the words back.

After a long while, she finally said in a weak voice: "I... just... that... body... instinctive reaction..."

"You're still being stubborn. It hurts so much that tears are about to fall."

Perhaps it was because the sight of the object reminded him of someone, Xing Feng seemed to remember Letty, who was so clumsy that she even got her face covered in dirt while cleaning.

But if it were her, she would have probably burst into tears a long time ago.

"Don't risk touching the fire next time. Why did you come in if you can't cook?"

Xing Feng tapped Xiaowanzi's head gently and gave her a lecture.

"Yes, I'm sorry..."

The taught Chibi Maruko-chan was like a child who had made a mistake. She lowered her head silently, holding the two burnt tentacles with a look of helplessness on her face.

In fact, she felt guilty about her behavior last night, so she took the risk of asking Lisa to borrow the kitchen to make breakfast for Xing Feng as an apology.

But even though he tried hard to imitate humans, the flames still hated him... and his tentacles were burnt in an instant...

But this should be God's punishment for her, because she did that last night...

Xing Feng frowned as he looked at the two tentacles in Xiaowanzi's arms. Because the burns were too severe, there was no way to treat them with simple bandages.

If you treat it yourself, it is very likely to deepen the wound and cause infection.

What's more, the medical treatment level in this world is ridiculously low, and it is impossible to deal with it in time.

Does that mean I have to use blood again...

Xing Feng looked at his troubled fingers. The wound from the last time he treated the mermaid had just scabbed over...

Seeing Xing Feng's embarrassed expression, Xiaowanzi mistakenly thought that it was her own appearance that caused trouble for the other party, so she hurriedly expressed her opinion.

"No, don't worry, Master Xing Feng... This situation has happened before... Just cut off the tentacles... They will grow back soon."

"Ah? Cut? You mean...cut it off directly?"

When Xing Feng heard this, his face suddenly darkened, and it hurt just to hear it.

Even if it can regenerate, this thing still grows from the body.

It's not the appendix, how can you just cut it out? Besides, it would be so painful.

Chibi Maruko nodded, seemingly not caring about it. After all, broken wrists happened frequently in the past.

In these years of wandering, she had to face this choice again and again in order to survive.

Sometimes, in order to avoid starving to death, she would even cut off her tentacles to satisfy her hunger.

Of course, she kept all these things deep in her heart...

"Forget it, forget it. You don't need to cut it off. I'll find a way to help you deal with it later. Also, next time you are not allowed to enter the kitchen and touch the fire. Leave the cooking to me."

"Alas...but...Sir..."

"have you understood?"

Chibi Maruko had no choice but to nod and agree.

"Well...I...I will never do this again next time!"

Seeing Chibi Maruko's pitiful appearance, Xing Feng's blame in his heart had long since disappeared.

He stood up and patted her head gently.

"Okay, okay, follow me first."

Then, Xing Feng brought Xiaowanzi to the restaurant and sat her in the same seat she had just sat in, which was directly opposite Lisa.

At this time, Lisa was drinking tea indifferently. When she saw Xing Feng bringing Xiaowanzi over, she raised her eyes and glanced at Xiaowanzi, still maintaining her usual silence.

Chibi Maruko was so scared that she wanted to run away. Although last night's cooperation had eased the relationship between the two, she almost burned Ryza's boat just now, and now she didn't have the courage to look Ryza in the eye.

But Xing Feng didn't know the relationship between them. Instead, he thought that Lisa had already forgiven Chibi Maruko-chan. Although it almost caused a disaster just now, he stopped it in time.

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