Before leaving, Kamisato Ayaka gave Rikuo a notebook found in the Kanpaku Palace. The notebook was full of completely incomprehensible words and should have belonged to Suzuka Gozen.
Lu Sheng opened it and took a look. Wow, it was in simplified Chinese. It was indeed Suzuka Gozen's notebook.
After returning to Chen Ge Hu after soaking in the hot springs in the evening, he opened his diary and prepared to have some fun.
The first page didn't hold up.
Adventure Diary of the Queen of Teyvat, Day 1.
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I actually traveled to the continent of Teyvat!! Alice didn’t lie to me! She really is the Alice who plays Klee’s mother! Hahahaha! It’s no wonder that I play Genshin Impact every day, this overwhelming wealth is finally mine! All those years of reading novels were not in vain! The time traveler will change the world! I want to be close to Uncle Lu! I want to be close to Venti! I want to be close to the Emperor! I want to be close to the Demon Conqueror! I want to be close to Ayato! I want to be close to Sanbao! Ahhhhhhhh! Anyway, I want to be close to everyone!”
Day 2.
"It was a close call. I was almost caught and eaten by the Hillichul people on the first day. Fortunately, I had teacher Alice to teach me magic. Damn it, didn't they say that all time travelers have systems? Where's my system?"
Day 10.
"Why is this world so dangerous? There are monsters everywhere. It's so unfair to girls. And why did I travel to Inazuma? Those pirates are so disgusting. They are dirty and smelly, but they still want to rape me. It's a pity that my power is still too weak now, otherwise I would kill them all!"
Day 15.
"It's time for dinner again today, my family! I'm so pitiful! I almost starved to death outside. If this continues, I'll have to become a geisha to support myself."
Day 22.
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! The teacher finally showed up! And he taught me how to get stronger! I’m finally getting better555555!”
Day 30.
"Found it! The remains of the Inazuma monster! Haha! This way I can finally give up this weak body and become a true queen!"
Day 31.
"Success! I turned into a youkai! Oh my god! This face is simply perfect!! I can't help but fall in love with myself!"
Day 32.
"Aa ...
Day 35.
"This country of Inazuma is hopeless. We still have to rely on me at this critical moment! Look at me, I will turn the tide!"
Day 50.
"I'm the Kanpaku now, second only to the emperor and above everyone else, hahahaha! That artificial idiot, Thunder God, is so easy to fool. She froze when I used a trick. I'm dying of laughter! I'm going to capture all the handsome men in Inazuma and make them my harem!"
Day 70.
"A bunch of unreasonable idiots! Why don't you just listen to me? Why do you insist on having your own opinions? What opinions do you have? You are just a bunch of old-fashioned antiques. Do you think you can be smarter than a time traveler like me? Damn it! I will kill you!"
Day 85.
"It's too tiring to challenge the whole world by yourself. I have to get some helpers to seize power. Humans are not reliable at all. Monsters are better!"
Day 93.
“Hehe! Yae Shinko, that stupid fox, was fooled so easily. The Heart of God is now in our hands!”
Day 100.
“Ahhhhhhhhh! It’s the one hundredth anniversary of the time travel! God sent Sanbao to me! That ungrateful guy Ayato actually dared to disobey me, so don’t blame me for making the Kamisato family disappear from now on! Sanbao is still the best! Sanbao is so adorable! Mommy loves you~”
Day 111.
"I miss home a little bit. I want to eat the braised pork made by my mother TT"
Day 135.
"I heard that a new alien has come to Mondstadt... Could he be from my hometown? I really want to meet him. It would be great if he could cook braised pork."
Day 150.
"Oh my god, that outsider is really a troublemaker! Not only did he kill Tevarin, but he also went to Liyue to mess with the teacher's friends. He's probably doomed! So pitiful... I was wondering if he was a handsome guy."
Day 178.
"This world will never be good again, let's destroy everything!!! No one can shake me! I am the answer to the world!"
After reading the diary, Lu Sheng felt a little complicated.
What made her like that? Was it the original god?
That’s probably it!
But when he saw the sentence "I want to eat the braised pork made by my mother", Lu Sheng's already cold heart was touched.
Me too...
Lu Sheng slowly closed the notebook and set it on fire.
The flames gradually rose, his vision gradually became blurred, and the noisy voice of Paimon in his ears became psychedelic.
Lu Sheng was stunned for a long time, until the diary turned into ashes and even the residual heat dissipated, his vision became clear again, and Paimon's noisy voice came into his ears.
He leaned back in the rocking chair, closed his eyes, and murmured softly:
Sad to see flowers bloom and fall, autumn has come for a year
Thousands of miles away, my heart is still connected to my hometown
It's hard to wake up from a dream, and the night is sleepless
I looked up several times, the moon is rounder than the one in my hometown
After a brief moment of sadness, Lu Sheng resumed his heartless personality and shouted to Paimon, "Let's go to Yae Shinko for hotpot tomorrow!"
......
In a state of pure mind, Lei Dianying finally couldn't bear it anymore and opened his eyes.
He hasn't been here for several days.
Are you angry because of what I said that day?
He really has a childish temper. It seems that if I don't take the initiative to find him, he won't come again.
Ying sat there stupidly for a long time, and finally made up her mind. She walked out of Yixin Pure Land and came to the country she had not set foot in for a long time.
The image that had not been to the world for a long time strolled in the city like a silly country girl. After the war, Inazuma Castle gradually regained its former vitality, but it would take a long time to return to its heyday.
"General...General!!!"
"It's really General!"
"Long live the general!"
The moment they saw Ying's face, both the soldiers and the ordinary people showed expressions of fear. They dared not look directly at the general and all knelt on the ground and trembled.
"I'm not General Raiden, I'm Ray Movie, and the general is dead."
Ying explained to everyone, but how could these people know who was General Lei Dian and who was Lei Diandian.
As soon as that face appeared, the first thought that came to their minds was to kneel down to show submission and loyalty.
Seeing that these people were indifferent, Ying stopped talking and continued walking forward.
Until she found that no matter where she went, people would become panic-stricken, as if she were a plague god.
Ying's heart was greatly shocked.
In her opinion, the awe of the gods should be respect and fear, but now she could only see fear in these people.
Ying seemed to understand Lu Sheng's meaning a little.
She walked over to a vendor, surveyed the merchandise, and asked, "Anything sweet?"
“Yes...yes!” the vendor agreed hastily and hurriedly picked up a string of three-color meatballs and handed it over.
Ying took the meatball and took a bite. The long-lost taste of dessert made her very happy.
"It's delicious. How much is it?"
"50 Mora..."
Ying felt around her body, finding nothing. Finally, she took off the pure gold ornaments on her clothes and handed them over, "Here you go."
This move frightened the vendor so much that his hands and head almost twisted like a dough stick. "No, no! How can I pay for food, General? If you like it, I'll give you this whole cart of meatballs!"
Ying got angry and slammed the gold jewelry onto the vendor's cart, "You have to pay for what you buy! I command you to accept it!"
After saying that, she turned around and left without looking back.
After the general left, the vendor tremblingly picked up the gold ornament. The moment he picked it up, his snack cart shattered into pieces on the ground.
In the Naruto-taisha Shrine, Lu Sheng was eating hot pot and drinking a few glasses of sake with the princess, while the shrine maidens were dancing below. It was so cool.
"Oh my~ I was wondering why you were having fun these days. Turns out you had a fight with her."
Shen Zi drank a glass of sake, wiped the corners of his mouth, and showed an expression that showed that he had expected this to happen.
Lu Sheng snorted coldly: "Fight? I'm too lazy to argue with her. She has a stubborn mind and can't think straight. Arguing with her is just a waste of time."
Shenzi agreed with this very much, "Yes, if our Ying could be a little smarter, it wouldn't have turned out like this. But it's still too difficult to ask her to admit her mistakes and apologize, after all, she is a god."
"What's wrong with God? Isn't it normal to apologize when you do something wrong?"
"So, you are in a cold war with her?" Shen Zi crossed his hands and rested his chin on them, looking at Lu Sheng meaningfully, "It's amazing, the time you spent with her this month is almost as much as the time I have spent in the past five hundred years. I thought you two were just sparring, but I didn't expect you to talk about things like this."
Shen Zi knows Lu Sheng well, and he would definitely not take the initiative to ask Ying and Inazuma to apologize. This matter was definitely started by Ying.
Damn it, how far has their relationship developed that they can even talk about something like this.
Obviously I came here first...
Paimeng was eating hot pot in silence. He glanced around and quickly lowered his head, not daring to speak.
There seems to be a sour smell in the air.
"Ha! Are you jealous?" Lu Sheng took a sip of wine and smiled in a nasty way.
"Humph! How could I have such unnecessary emotions? I just think you are dreaming. I have been with Ying for so many years, don't I know her personality? She will never issue an edict of repentance, even if she dies! If you can get her to apologize publicly, I will be your pet for 500 years without any problem."
As soon as Shen Zi finished speaking, an uninvited guest suddenly came to the shrine.
"You neglected your exercise and came here to have fun! How shameless!"
Ying's appearance was unexpected by everyone, including Lu Sheng.
The Son of God was even more unbelievable that she actually took the initiative to leave the Pure Land of One Heart and come here!
Ying's eyes swept over the three people who were eating hot pot. She took a deep breath, and the fragrance filled her nostrils, making her swallow her saliva.
"Come back with me!" she said to Lu Sheng in a commanding tone.
"I won't go back." Lu Sheng said firmly, "If you want me to leave, I can leave. If you want me to go back, I can go back. Wouldn't that make me lose face?"
Ying narrowed his eyes, clenched his fists, and gritted his teeth, as if he was about to take action.
Seeing this, Shen Zi immediately stopped Lu Sheng and said, "Ying, calm down. Let's talk it over. This is a shrine. It's not good to fight."
"Who said I was going to take action? Do you think I'm some shrew who would draw a knife at the slightest disagreement?"
Ying's emotions gradually calmed down, and he said to the witches, "You go out first."
After the miko had left, Ying looked at Lu Sheng again, "Come back with me, I promise you, I will apologize to the people of Inazuma."
"Eh?!" Shen Zi's ears pricked up, "Ying, are you joking at this moment?"
"Son of God, I will never go back on my words, don't you know that? Not only will I apologize, but I will also use the influence of the Narugami Taisha Shrine to issue an edict of repentance, so that every Inazuma person will know that their god is wrong."
Every word Ying said weighed down on Shen Zi's worldview like a mountain, until the weight became unbearable and Shen Zi's worldview collapsed completely.
Shadow...Apologize to humans? Or use the influence of Narukami Taisha to do this?
I must be dreaming...
Lu Sheng patted Shen Zi's shoulder to bring her back from her shock, and the devil's whispers rang in his ears.
"Five hundred years, five hundred years. How many five hundred years can a fox demon have in his life~"
After that, he turned to Ying and said, "Let's eat hot pot first. If you accompany me to eat hot pot and drink two glasses of sake, I will go back with you."
Ying didn't hesitate to go down the stairs and walked straight to the table and sat down.
“Any sweet dips?”
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