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He continued walking forward, looking up to see a lifeless girl in black standing in the middle of the road, shouting at the old man walking away: "Think about it again! There will always be a day when you can use it! Give me 20% off! No! 30% off! 40% off is not enough!"

Seeing that there was no hope that the other party would change his mind, the girl's attention immediately shifted to a new target.

"Dangdang! Sir, it is your fortune to meet me! Please learn about the Wangsheng Hall. I am Hu Tao, the 77th generation head of the hall! Please learn about the funeral service? Please learn about the one-stop funeral service? Our store has diversified development. Whether you want a burial, fire burial, water burial, wind burial, sky burial or the recently popular fireworks burial, we can arrange everything!"

"Hey~ You're the one who posted the advertisement about the dead, right?" Paimeng suddenly remembered the advertisement she saw before dinner. "The hall master is actually here to do business? Your Hall of the Rebirth is too shameless, isn't it?"

Paimon's words hit Hu Tao on the head like a critical blow. She curled her lips and smiled awkwardly, "Well... the hall master personally goes to the business to reflect the purpose of Wangsheng Hall to serve every customer! I'll tell you a secret, since the establishment of Wangsheng Hall, it has never received a bad review! How about it? Awesome, right?"

Paimon exclaimed, "Wow! It seems very powerful! I really want to know what a firework burial is. I have never heard of it before."

Walnut patted his chest and explained, "The so-called firework burial has only become popular recently. The principle is very simple. It is to burn the person into ashes and put them into fireworks, and then siu~~~~bang!!! Your long life has come to an end in the final splendor!"

It sounds like a waste of ashes...

It is quite romantic, but people standing under the fireworks may taste the flavor of acquaintances.

Mondliyue: Chapter 30: Travelers Meet Robbers

"How about it, you two? Do you want to come to the Wangsheng Hall to order a coffin? This hall master will personally measure the size and use the best padding inside. As for the wood... different woods have different prices, you can come to my place and choose for yourself."

"Hehe, people only live for a hundred years, so some things will always be needed. That old man just now viewed death too horribly. Birth, aging, sickness and death are reincarnation. No matter whether you arrange funeral affairs or not, what is going to happen will happen. It is impossible to order a coffin today and die tomorrow, right? There is an old saying in Liyue that the coffin is lost. What is the coffin used for? It is used to prepare for the afterlife."

Paimon was stunned by Hu Tao's words, and looked at Lu Sheng with wide eyes: "Although it is still very strange, but master, what she said seems to make sense. It was originally a very unlucky thing, but now I think it is not a big deal."

Lu Sheng asked back, "Will Hakimon die?"

"Hey! Everyone will die!"

"If Paimon dies, I will eat you. Seeing how much and good food you usually eat, it must be very nutritious and cannot be wasted."

Paimon was stunned for a moment, "Master, you are joking, right?"

Lu Sheng smiled calmly, then turned to Hu Tao and said, "It's not bad to arrange your affairs early, but I don't need it at my age. Come to see the hall master if you need anything in the future."

"Hey wait!" Hu Tao caught up with Lu Sheng who was about to leave. "You two are not from Liyue, judging from your attire. You are coming from Mondstadt. Are you going to Liyue Harbor? I just finished distributing all the flyers. Let's go back together. Liyue Mountain is densely forested. It's easy to get lost without a guide. There are many wild animals in this mountain. There are also terrible monsters causing trouble recently. You have to be careful."

This time Lu Sheng did not refuse and said politely: "Okay, I haven't introduced myself yet. I am Lu Sheng, and this is my follower Paimeng. Then I'll trouble Master Hu to lead the way."

Hu Tao then walked in front and acted as a tour guide, introducing Liyue's humanities, geography, customs and culture.

Little did she know that the foreigner behind her knew Liyue better than she did.

Back in the early days when the grass was growing, Lu Sheng had climbed over every mountain in Liyue and swam across every river in Liyue, just to get the huge amount of two raw stones from the treasure chests hidden in the corners.

However, judging from Mond's experience, there is still a big difference between the real world and the game. The most basic difference is several times. It only takes a few minutes to climb a mountain in the game, but in reality, if you can't fly, it will take at least half a day to climb a mountain.

Especially the mountains in Liyue, those immortal caves. It is a problem for ordinary people to find the way back, let alone reach the top.

"Wow! I didn't expect you two to be here on a diplomatic mission. You are the most distinguished guests among the distinguished guests! Logically, you should send the Qianyan Army to escort you."

When Kurumi learned that Lu Sheng had a letter from the Knights of Favonius to deliver to Nanahoshi, she became visibly interested.

"I heard that a terrible dragon disaster happened in Mond recently, and many people died. It's so pitiful. I wonder if they have a place like the Hall of Rebirth for the dead to rest in peace."

Paimon: "Yes, the Hall of the Dead over there should be the West Wind Church. After a person dies, they need to find a priest to read the eulogy before they can be buried."

Hu Tao nodded silently after hearing this. "I have heard a little bit about it. I will go to Mondstadt to exchange ideas when I have the chance. I hope to add new projects to the Hall of Rebirth. After all, Liyue Harbor is an international port with many foreign merchants coming and going every day. What if something unexpected happens..."

Lu Sheng really couldn't hold it any longer. Our Master Hu had really devoted all his energy and effort to the revival of the family business. He was thinking about ways to generate income all the time.

She is an extremely career-oriented woman, very good, very nice. Her only shortcoming may be that she always likes to turn her back to others.

The three of them walked and chatted until they entered a bamboo forest. Walnut suddenly stopped and sniffed the surroundings.

Paimeng asked curiously, "What's wrong, Master Hu?"

"It smells like death..."

"Ah? Could there be a dead body nearby?"

Whoosh! ! !

Suddenly, a crossbow arrow shot out from the forest and flew towards the three people.

call--!

Lu Sheng drew his sword and blew up a wind wall to block the crossbow arrows. He turned his head to look into the bamboo forest and said coldly, "I've been following you all the way. How long do you want to hide? Come out, Li Daniu."

......

There was a rustling sound, and the men who had just had dinner together at Wangshu Inn emerged from the bamboo forest one after another.

In stark contrast to their mercenary appearance just now, this time there was a clear hint of hostility on the faces of several people. They looked ferocious and had weapons in their hands.

Several people stood shoulder to shoulder in a row, blocking the way. The leader, Li Daniu, shouldered a knife, took a few steps forward, and shouted at Lu Sheng: "Brother, if you had drunk my wine in the inn and had a good sleep, wouldn't everything be fine?"

"Now, we brothers have to get our hands stained with blood. We haven't been in the business of killing for a long time, but it's because the things on your body are so tempting, hehe!"

Hu Tao frowned, "Robbery? You guys are really brave. This place is not far from Liyue Harbor. Aren't you afraid of running into the Qianyan Army and getting thrown in jail?"

Li Daniu chuckled disdainfully: "We just haven't done murder and robbery for a long time, not that we are no longer capable. Why do you think we followed you all the way and chose to do it here? Believe it or not, little girl, after we kill that guy, take the treasure, and take turns to pamper you, no one will pass by here."

"You thief, do you really think that I am a vegetarian?"

Although he did not bring any weapons with him on this trip, Hu Tao was confident that he could handle these thieves single-handedly.

She was about to take action when someone held her shoulder.

"Master Hu, they are coming for me. It has nothing to do with you."

Lu Sheng walked past Hu Tao and came in front of Li Daniu, pulled out the Sky Blade from behind and showed it in front of him.

"This is the treasure you are talking about."

"What? Do you want to offer yourself to me in exchange for your life? Unfortunately, you have seen the faces of us brothers. None of you can leave today."

“Hehe…” Lu Sheng smiled and said, “This world is really strange. The corpses can actually speak.”

In an instant, Li Daniu felt a breeze blowing across his neck, and the next second, his sight uncontrollably fell backwards, passing by the blue sky and white clouds, and he saw several brothers behind him whose eyes slowly widened, and then he saw his own body.

His head disappeared, and blood spurted up several feet like a fountain.

After that, everything went dark before my eyes and I couldn’t see anything.

Li Daniu's younger brothers were so scared that they dropped their weapons and tried to run away, but they found themselves entangled by some unknown weeds and could not move.

Lu Sheng took a bag of Mora from his waist and threw it to Kurumi.

"Master Hu, there are five coffins in total, count me as one, the cheapest one will do."

PS. Confession of Confession: I’m sorry, Maluo is so much fun that the update schedule is a bit messy, but I signed the contract successfully yesterday, and will resume updating twice a day from today. Please help vote. I kowtow to all the travelers, bang bang bang!!!

Mondliyue: Chapter 31: The Traveler Wants to Be Supported by a Rich Woman

Multiple elemental forces worked together, and in just a moment, one of the remaining four was burned to death, one was electrocuted to death, and the remaining one seemed to be fine, but in fact, the blue silver grass had already crawled up his body along his skin and began to grow and spread in his throat. His face was ashen, and he clutched his neck tightly with both hands. His eyes bulged out, and he fell to the ground dead after a while.

"Wait! Leave him alive!"

Before Walnut could even react, the five robbers were dead and only four were left.

This place is very close to Liyue Harbor. Someone died inexplicably, and the Thousand Rock Army will definitely launch an investigation. I'm afraid that I won't be able to explain myself by then, so it's better to leave a person alive and send him to the Thousand Rock Army.

Liyue law stipulates that if people encounter highway robbery, they can take any means to defend themselves. Whether the other party dies, is injured, or is disabled for life, it has nothing to do with the person being robbed.

Lu Sheng was originally thinking of new ways to die, but when he heard that Hu Tao wanted to leave him alive, he regretfully gave up.

I am a kind-hearted person and have no intention of taking anyone's life. Of course, if the other person seeks death, it is considered as salvation and not murder.

The youngest robber saw his elder brothers die tragically one after another. He was so frightened that he was out of his mind. His brain was blank and he didn't even realize that he was lucky enough to have escaped with his life.

Walnut explained: "Send him to the Qianyan Army and let him confess the fact of highway robbery, and we will not be held responsible."

Lu Sheng felt that what Hu Tao said made sense. As an outsider, he had just arrived in Liyue and was responsible for five deaths. If he wasn't careful, he might be called the killer king of Liyue.

"Paimon, go tie him up."

"Okay, Master." Paimon took out a rope from his bag and tied up the robber in no time. "Behave yourself! If you dare to move, my master won't let you go! Hehehe!"

Walnut squatted down and carefully observed the robber who was frightened and stupid. He sniffed the smell from time to time, and then smiled confidently as if he had confirmed something.

She took out a jade bottle from her chest, opened the lid, and shook the bottle in front of the robber's nose.

The robber suddenly woke up and immediately kowtowed in panic to admit his mistake.

"Hero! I was wrong, hero! Please let me go! I just got married not long ago, and my wife is waiting for me to come back home!"

"You have family waiting for you, don't we? If it were someone weaker today, wouldn't they have been killed by you? What about their wives, children, and parents?"

Hu Tao's words left the other party speechless.

"I know I was wrong, I plead guilty, I only ask you to spare my life, I am still young, I don't want to die yet!"

Hu Tao shook his head and said, "We won't kill you. We will hand you over to the Qianyan Army and tell them what needs to be said. How the Qianyan Army will deal with you is another matter."

"I have a question for you. Robbery is not your main occupation, right? Your true identity is actually tomb robbers."

The robber was shocked, his eyes wandering, and he said, "I don't know what you are talking about..."

In Liyue, tomb robbing is a serious crime. The seriousness here is not only in the legal sense, because the folk customs of Liyue are quite traditional. Since ancient times, filial piety, loyalty, righteousness and virtue have been the norm. Therefore, the younger generations in the family will let their deceased ancestors rest in peace.

If they heard that their ancestral graves had been dug up, they would be accused of being unfilial. Even if the laws of Liyue did not impose the death penalty, the descendants of the families whose graves had been robbed would try their best to kill the tomb robbers to clear the family's name.

"Don't pretend. This hall master has a very keen nose. I deal with the afterlife every day. I can tell the difference between the smell above ground and underground. You all have very obvious smells on your bodies. That is the smell that belongs only to the world of the dead. You rashly break into the world of the dead and disturb them, but you will shorten your life."

"Look at you, your forehead is black and there is black energy around you. It's obvious that someone has been targeting you."

Hu Tao's words frightened the other party and he quickly distanced himself from the matter, saying, "I... I'm a novice. I just went down to take a look. I didn't take anything! The treasures were taken by them! They won't take my life, will they?"

Lu Sheng's ears suddenly perked up.

Baby? (alert)

He immediately joined in the questioning: "How much did you steal? Where did you hide it?"

The tomb robber started to bargain: "Tell me the truth, can you give me your life?"

"Go, Paimon, give him two slaps."

"Hey, hey, hey! Stop hitting me! I'm telling you! We buried all the treasures we got from the tomb raiding in a mine in Mingyun Town, and we made a mark next to the entrance that only the treasure-hunting team can understand!"

Kurumi snorted, "You finally admitted that you are a tomb robber? When I hand you over to the Qianyan Army later, you must not try to deny your debt. If you can actively cooperate in retrieving the stolen goods, you may be able to save your life."

The tomb robber hung his head like a wilted daylily and complained, "I wouldn't have followed if I had known earlier. It's all my brother's fault. He said he wanted to do something big and make a fortune in the Dragon King's Palace, but he's already lost his life before he even gets in."

"What did you say?"

Lu Sheng grabbed him and asked, "Are you looking for the Dragon King? Who told you to look for him?"

The other party was so frightened that he told everything when asked.

"It's a weird man wearing a mask. He calls himself a venerable one. He found out that my eldest brother Li Daniu was a master of tomb robbery in the past. He wants my eldest brother to come out of retirement and use his feng shui skills to see if he can find a way to enter the underground palace where the legendary Dragon King sleeps."

Venerable... Could it be that this is a heaven-defying title created by the Abyss Cult?

It seems that what the cultist in Mond said was true. The Abyss Cult really wants to attack the Dragon King Rota and turn it into a biological weapon like the Wind Dragon.

However, it seems that only Zhongli can remove Ruota's seal.

This way they can meet each other. Because they don't dare to look for Zhongli, the Abyss Cult is racking their brains to use various other methods to enter the place where Ruota is sealed.

Even tomb robbers were mobilized. They have a very rich imagination.

Lu Sheng then asked: "Has anyone been in there?"

The tomb robber shook his head. "Let alone going in, we didn't even find where the underground palace is. In a fit of rage, the eldest brother took us to dig other tombs. In my opinion, there is no such place at all. After all, the Dragon King is just a legend."

After the interrogation, Lu Sheng knew that he was just a petty thief and he could not get any more useful information from him.

In terms of gains, in addition to learning that the Abyss Cult is working on awakening Ruota, there is also a bunch of treasures hidden in a cave in Mingyun Town.

If you don't have anything urgent to do after arriving at Liyue Harbor, you might as well go to Mingyun Town and try your luck.

Even though he was extremely wealthy now, who would really dislike Morado?

When it came time to upgrade his rock elemental skills, Mora's expenses were probably even more exaggerated than Hong Hong's.

Alas~ Making money is so tiring. It would be great if I could just sit in the Jade Pavilion like Ningguang and do nothing but still have Mora coming into the account continuously.

I really want to cling to Ningguang’s thighs, thighs in every sense of the word.

If hard work is useful, what is the use of rich women?