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Chapter 242 The Four Major Camps That Lost from the Beginning to the End

It cannot be said that they are very similar, it can only be said that they are exactly the same, it is just like a grandfather who can't see his own grandson comes to his children's house and starts clamoring to see his grandson.

The scene fell into chaos for a while. This time, the Iron-Blooded Ship Girls could no longer sit still. They stepped forward one after another to try to dissuade their ship suits, but the answers they got were similar to Egil's. This group of ship suits refused to accept coordination and were almost all quarreling. Unfortunately, there were communication difficulties between the Ship Girls and the ship suits. They could only understand the demands of the ship suits through the protests on the banners, but could not understand what they were roaring about.

Bismarck, who witnessed this scene with her own eyes, was deeply shocked. She didn't understand why these ships did this. It might be because she didn't have a dragon.

Unfortunately, they didn't know that it was because of their Iron-Blooded Ship Girls' dissuasion and blind suppression that the subsequent situation became even more "explosive".

"Roar! Roar! Roar! Roar! Roar! Roar! (We want to merge! We want Xiao Lele to wash the deck! We want to throw tiles!)"

No one could understand what this chaotic roar was trying to express, but unfortunately those who could understand it were not at the scene, which led to further escalation of the conflict between the two parties. Then one could see the ship's guns firing at the surroundings.

As the situation became more chaotic, the ship girls who were unable to control their own ship equipment covered their heads and dodged the collapsed building debris.

Who says that only humans and KanColle have withdrawal reactions? KanColle also have withdrawal reactions, and they are no less severe than KanColle's.

"Eh, eh, eh, eh, this is different from what I imagined. Didn't they say that I just need to quietly introduce the characteristics of Iron-Blooded?"

The frightened unicorn also followed suit and covered its head to avoid the situation. The sudden change in the situation was completely beyond her expectations. She really couldn't do a live broadcast of the battlefield.

Finally, under the bombardment of the ship equipment, the signal was interrupted, and it returned to the familiar broadcast of unexpected pictures and words.

Although the video was interrupted, everyone in the office was still unable to recover for a long time. To be honest, it was too shocking. Although they were all expecting the other party to capsize, they never expected that the force of the capsize would be so great. Even Akagi didn't know how to mock for a moment. Even Frederick himself didn't expect that after all his calculations, he actually missed this group of ship equipment.

So far, all four major camps have capsized, and each one has been more miserable than the last, especially the last Iron Blood, whose roar can be faintly heard in the distance.

What was even more surprising was that it was Xiao Lele who broke the silence first: "Well...if possible, we should let Wushuanglong and Sebadoragon walk around more often. We can't keep them locked up all the time. That's not good, meow."

Apparently, this kid could understand the roars of the ship suits, and misunderstood that the iron-blooded ship girls were not allowing the ship suits to move freely.

Frederick said that he felt very wronged. Although they did strictly forbid the ship officers to go out casually, this was all for safety reasons. They definitely wanted to put them under house arrest. If in Xiao Lele's eyes he would be seen as a ship officer under house arrest, it would simply be a loss.

"No! Child, it's not what you think. Listen to my explanation!!"

It doesn't matter what happened with the boat capsizing. The most important thing now is to explain to Xiao Lele that neither he nor Tiexue would ever have the image of "house arrest".

"I have to admit that I underestimated you, the Iron Bloods. I didn't expect that the force of your capsize was the most among the three of us."

These words were laced with emotion, and for a moment it was difficult to tell whether Akagi was expressing admiration or ridicule, but at least what she said was true. Judging from the scale of the capsize, the cost of the Iron Blood was undoubtedly the highest.

Even Belfast said he had to say: "This time, we, the royal family, have to admit defeat. The magnitude of this overturn is beyond the reach of even our royal family."

Even Enterprise nodded in agreement: "Compared to you, our White Eagle's capsizing seems like a piece of cake."

Faced with their seemingly emotional but actually sarcastic remarks, Frederick's defense broke down for the first time in a long time. She really wanted to roar loudly. This was definitely not the ending she wanted. Who would have expected that the group of ship soldiers would launch a protest march at such a critical moment.

We really can't blame Frederick this time. If there were no changes in the ship's equipment, she might have really succeeded. We can only say that this might all be a destined fate.

Because some "friendly ships" sneaked into the Iron Blood Factory to instigate the ship equipment, which eventually led to this disaster. After careful consideration, this was a "ship disaster" caused by the ship.

Of course, no one knows about this, not even the ship equipment people would mention it, so this matter is completely buried in darkness.

No matter how Frederick explained, Xiao Lele's slightly subtle expression never changed. Even after the other party's explanation was quite long and complicated, the child finally said, "Anyway, you have to treat Wushuanglong and everyone else well in the future. It's not a good thing to keep them locked up all the time, meow."

Hearing this, Frederick felt like he was about to break apart. He had just said so much, but the other party didn't listen to a word he said. Why did he keep talking nonsense for so long?

At this point, the defeat of the Iron Blood Army was already inevitable.

"Why... I just wanted my child to see the good side of Iron Blood... Why did it end like this?"

Frederick couldn't understand it. Everything had been planned and arranged to the utmost, but in the end it was all on a group of ship equipment. If he wasn't strong enough, this ship owner might have been howling in tears.

All we can say is that things change unpredictably. No one expected that this live broadcast event would end in total failure for everyone. What was even more dramatic was that each capsize was more exaggerated and interesting than the last, but in the end no one could laugh.

Now, let alone improving the impression in Xiao Lele’s heart, I should be thankful that it didn’t leave any strange impression or psychological shadow.

When they thought of this, they really couldn't laugh. No matter who they were, it was like the pot calling the kettle black. As long as they were sane, no one would laugh at this time.

It started off so happily, but why did the ending become so gloomy and depressing? Could it be that the impression of the four major camps in Xiao Lele's eyes can never be reversed?

This brings us back to the beginning when Xiao Lele first arrived at the port. If I hadn't been so cunning at that time, if I had greeted the commander with Donghuang at that time, if I had been more patient at that time, if...

Unfortunately, there are not so many ifs in reality. We knew from the beginning that Donghuang would always be the final winner.

This is the reality, this is the result, but the most difficult thing to accept is that the efforts you put in are not rewarded.

Chapter 243 The finale is here (Thank you for your support!)

Chapter 243 The finale begins

For a moment, the office was shrouded in a strange, indescribable negative atmosphere.

"Meow?"

Xiao Lele tilted his head, seeming a little confused as to why the atmosphere had become a little strange.

After watching a lot of weird shows today, his impression of Kancolle is that they are a group of strange big sisters full of personality, and... this live broadcast event hasn't ended yet.

But the live broadcast camp has been completely destroyed, and the last remaining Donghuang has no live broadcast reservation at all, because the winner does not need live broadcast at all.

Please try to recall what Frederick and the others said at the beginning. The purpose of this live broadcast event was to let Xiao Lele understand the ship girls of other camps and the characteristics of other camps, but they all messed up this aspect perfectly. In the end, there was only one link left, which was the link where the ship girls got to know Xiao Lele, and then the next link would be clear.

Snapped!

The office door was opened without warning, and a very familiar lineup came in.

"Honey, sorry to have kept you waiting. Now it's time for an interview with you!"

They looked impatient. In fact, they had been waiting outside the door for a long time. They were even urging their own camp to finish it quickly, even if it meant being defeated or exploding.

What? You mean the sense of honor of the camp? Don't be ridiculous, it's nothing in front of Xiao Lele. After waiting for a long time, the four major camps were finally defeated, and it was finally their turn to appear on the stage.

New Jersey was in charge of the microphone interview, Ron was in charge of the live camera, Cheshire was in charge of the long-tube sound recording equipment, and even Falcon stood aside with a backlight board. Even if they didn't have to do so, they would rush to do even the most useless work just to follow along.

"Nya? Interview... me?"

Xiao Lele was a little caught off guard, as if he didn't expect that he would become the subject of the interview.

The child was a little overwhelmed by the suddenness. He was so nervous that he couldn't help but put his hands in his pockets, and then he said nervously: "But...but I'm not mentally prepared yet."

This little action of putting hands in pockets is so cute. This child must have grown up eating cuteness, otherwise how could he be so cute.

Almost...

New Jersey said that he almost couldn't control himself and went crazy. It turned out that every time he saw this child, he could see a different side of his cuteness.

But in order to continue the interview and to see more of Xiao Lele's lovely side, she told herself that she must restrain herself, she must restrain herself.

Cheshire and the others wanted to speak, but this time only New Jersey, who was in charge of the microphone interview, had the right to speak. She spoke on behalf of everyone: "It's okay! Honey is always very photogenic, I can guarantee that, so let's start the interview."

At her eye signal, Ron connected the live broadcast signal, and the originally interrupted live broadcast screen flashed again, but this time the audience was no longer Xiao Lele, but all the ship girls scattered in the port area.

At this moment, in each of the turbulent camps, the screens received the signal and began to play Xiao Lele's figure.

The Iron Blood camp was obviously relieved. When the furious ship crew members saw the image of Xiao Lele, they all stopped firing and gathered in front of the TV screens to watch the live broadcast.

As for the group of iron-blooded ship girls with their faces covered in dust, the ship costumes that they could not pacify no matter what they did, now gathered together to watch TV, they said they didn't know what to say.

On the other side, the live broadcast officially began. Although New Jersey's work style seems careless, she can still do it properly when it is necessary. But she is not a professional reporter after all. After all, the look she gave Xiao Lele was too explicit, as if she wanted to lick the other person all over the body.

Unfortunately, the child is still young and has no idea that these older sisters are pestering him.

"Honey, as the commander of this port, I believe that not only me, but also many ship girls in the port are very curious about Honey! After all, Honey's existence is really strange!!"

New Jersey did not beat around the bush and expressed her views very directly, and she firmly believed that other ship girl colleagues must hold the same opinion as her.

But the most critical issue was that Xiao Lele did not realize it at all and replied: "Strange? I am not a child that can be seen everywhere meow? I think you are exaggerating meow."

"what?"

Not to mention New Jersey, even some members of the interview team were stunned. It seemed that they did not expect that the child would be so unconscious.

But it doesn’t matter, the focus today is not this, but to get to know Xiao Lele better.

So New Jersey continued to extract more information from the child: "Honey looks very small, can you tell us how old you are this year? What was your experience before coming to work in the port area?"

The child was not prepared at all, and Xiao Lele answered without thinking: "I don't know my age, but my father told me I was five years old. Before coming to the port, I was helping the grandfathers in the retirement home."

They all knew about the retired military personnel sanatorium, where there were almost no ship girls. It also made everyone understand that humans were deliberately hiding the existence of this child, otherwise why would they arrange for her to work there?

It is really abominable that such a lovely child was hidden for so many years.

The ship girls secretly condemned humans in their hearts. Such a treasure of the ocean was actually hidden by humans. They would find Wang Zhenhuang and hold him accountable if they had the chance.

But now the interview is the key. Knowing more things that he didn't know, New Jersey's eyes became brighter: "I heard that Honey, you were rescued. In this case, Honey, do you know how you were born? Or do you remember what happened before you were rescued?"

Finally, you got to the point. I believe this is the answer that many ship girls would like to know.

Regarding this question, Xiao Lele did not answer immediately, but crossed his arms and pretended to think. He thought for a long time before finally answering: "I don't know, meow. I just remember drifting on the sea for a long time, and then being picked up by my father. But my father said that I was no different from ordinary children and told me not to worry about it."

It is obvious that these words are cover-ups and comfort. Only such naive children would believe them. Besides, there is no way an ordinary human cub could be as angelic as Xiao Lele.

At the same time, they were jealous of Wang Zhenhuang's luck again. Although they had heard rumors about him being a European emperor, they never expected him to be so lucky. What kind of luck does he have to be able to fish up treasures from the sea?

The ship girls were very dissatisfied. They had been sailing in the sea for years but had not been able to catch anything. How could Wang Zhenhuang, who only went out to sea occasionally, hit the target with one shot? This made the girls very dissatisfied no matter how they thought about it. To put it bluntly, they were filled with jealousy and incompetent rage.

Chapter 244: A Dimensionality Reduction Attack Full of the Smell of Love (Please Enable Automatic Subscription!)

Chapter 244: A Dimensional Attack Full of the Smell of Love

Xiao Lele had no idea that her answer had caused the jealousy of these ship girls. At this time, they were all thinking of the same question.

"Why didn't I get this child?"

There is no way. Xiao Lele’s origin is too mysterious, the way to get it is too special, and the threshold to get it is even simpler. All you need is luck. It can be said that it is the easiest thing, but it is also the most difficult thing.

After all, New Jersey spent most of her time out on the sea, but her catch was not as good as Wang Zhenhuang's in one voyage. It can only be said that it was entirely a matter of luck that she failed to catch Xiao Lele.

Forget it, forget it. Don’t think about these problems anymore. You will only care more and more about them, and the more you think about them, the more unbalanced you will feel.

Turning to the question, New Jersey continued to ask: "Honey, is there anything you want to say to our port ship girls?"

Xiao Lele once again showed a serious thinking look, and then showed a big innocent smile: "Everyone, you are not only my friends, but also my comrades who fight side by side. Maybe I still have many immature aspects, but in the days to come, please give me more guidance, meow. By the way! Wushuanglong, Sebadoragon, Gandora, and all the dragons and fishes, I am very busy at work during this period. I will come to clean the deck for you in a while. Everyone please wait for me, meow!"

Finally, she did not forget to comfort the soldiers in the ship costumes through live broadcast. The way she raised her little thumbs up looked like a little angel.

Far away in the Iron Blood camp, the ship equipment members gathered around the TV saw that their lovely "grandson" said this, so they naturally cooperated with the other ship equipment members and reached a tacit understanding, then turned back to the maintenance factory to continue watching.

The group of iron-blooded ship girls with gray faces watched this scene numbly. As masters, they refused to listen to any persuasion. They didn't expect that they would go back obediently just because of a little cat. They always felt that such ship equipment was not worth having.

Back here, this speech without a trace of hypocrisy almost made New Jersey and the others lose control of themselves again. Although they wanted to hold the child in their arms and love her dearly, they would definitely be besieged by all the ship girls in the port area. For the sake of long-term cat-stroking etiquette, they had to endure the momentary pleasure. Although this proud Miss Black Dragon was confident that she was the strongest battleship, it was obviously unrealistic for her to fight against the entire port area.

"Honey is so cute!"

Thousands of words, in the end, just turned into this sentence, it turns out that cuteness is the king, and then she finally asked the most controversial question in the whole Hong Kong area: "So, honey, which ship girl do you like the most?"

It appeared! The ultimate life-threatening question can definitely raise the favorability of the ship girl who said the name to the maximum.

Not only the ship girls watching the live broadcast increased their attention, but even the ship girls in the office showed expectant eyes. What should they do if this child said their names? They were not mentally prepared yet.

Of course, the above mentality can be said to be wanting to have the best of both worlds.

Is there any need to think about this kind of question? Without any hesitation or thinking, Xiao Lele immediately said: "I like Yixian the most! Ninghai and Pinghai, Yingrui and Mihe and everyone in Donghuang, and everyone in the port area!"

Although he said so, everyone could hear that the child's favorite was indeed Yixian, who was ranked first. After all, the first person the child saw when he arrived in the port was Yixian.

When they heard the child's words, all the ship girls in the office turned their heads and cast their gazes at Yixian.

Faced with the child's innocent remarks, Yixian, who was the first to be affected, turned her back and covered her red face. It seemed that she blushed immediately after being confessed to directly, and she had no idea how to face the child. Even though she knew that the child did not mean that, she could not help but have wild fantasies.

As for the other ship girls present... it was simple, they were jealous, extremely jealous, very pure jealousy, but there was nothing they could do, because they were so stupid at that time that they threw everything to Donghuang to deal with, which made them think of all kinds of "ifs".

Unfortunately, there are not so many ifs in this world. After hearing the child’s speech, the ship girls all expressed very complicated emotions.

They can all be said to be the unlucky ones who lost at the starting line, but that’s the fact, losing is losing, and the only one who won from beginning to end is Donghuang.

New Jersey almost wanted to curse at White Eagle. His flagship was so majestic and suppressed him so much, but what happened? Why was he so confused about such an important matter?

I believe that it is not just her. Other ship girls must have complaints about their own flagship. It is because of the failed decision of the flagship that everyone missed such an important opportunity to play with the cat.

The only flagship of the four major camps in the office, Enterprise, had consciously pulled down the brim of his military cap, not having the face to face New Jersey's questioning gaze.

At this time, Cheshire couldn't help but add: "My dear, I like you too! I like you so much!"

"Oh meow! I like you guys too meow!"

Naturally, Xiao Lele also responded with an innocent smile, but his love was obviously different from theirs, but they were very helpless. After all, they didn't know how to explain what love is to a child.

But that didn't stop them from envying Donghuang, especially Yixian. It was a child's habit to put their favorite things first, and they were ranked after Donghuang. Being delicate-minded, they naturally understood that their status was not as good as Donghuang's ship girls. This fact hit them hard, and even the ship costumes had additional statements, saying that it was possible that even the ship costumes had a higher status than themselves. They were already hit hard, and it was even more unbearable for them.

What about Yixian?

Now she is still hiding in the corner, covering her red and hot face, not daring to face Xiao Lele. They are all in the corner, but the company hiding in the corner means that the other party is incompatible with them, and even this feeling of emitting the sour smell of love brings them tons of real psychological harm.