"You're lying! You're definitely lying! How could you be Honey's ship girl!!"
This is a normal reaction for New Jersey, and there are quite a few ships that have this reaction. Everyone believes that she must be talking nonsense.
"Meow."
At this moment, Xiao Lele, who had been offline for a long time, finally came online. With a start, he finally came back to his senses from the state of his eyes rolling around.
Seeing this, Ron greeted him naturally: "Xiao Lele, I came to see you today."
"Oh! It's Ron meow! Hello meow!"
Xiao Lele greeted him loudly and naturally with great energy.
Seeing the child's smile, Ron felt that the emptiness that had been lingering in his heart today was filled. Such a cute child, he couldn't help but reach out and start stroking his head.
Cheshire, who was very unconvinced, wanted to take this opportunity to loudly "expose" the other party: "Dear, this Iron Blood problematic ship actually lied that it was your ship girl, it's really..."
"Ron is definitely my shipgirl, nya."
Before she could finish her words, Xiao Lele interrupted her complaint. Under everyone's incredulous gaze, she introduced her to them, "Ron is my friend and my comrade-in-arms, meow, so there's nothing wrong with her being my ship girl, meow."
What could be more refreshing than a personal admission from the commander? Although their dumbfounded and funny expressions were very amusing, if it were her in the past, she would definitely ridicule them mercilessly.
But now she has a new goal, and "salvation" is right beside her, so she has no time to care about those female captains who are performing one-man shows.
She happily kissed Xiao Lele on the face, but Xiao Lele frowned, wiped the place where he was kissed, and reminded her very seriously: "Ron, how many times have I told you not to kiss me? I am already a man who can stand on my own feet. You will make me look like a child if you do this."
I have to say, coming from a child's mouth, these words are so cute that it's almost unfair.
"I just couldn't help but kiss you because Xiao Lele looks like a man."
It was so cute, so cute that she couldn't help but tease him. Her eyes were almost turning into the shape of Xiao Lele.
This feeling of joy is really incredible. It is also a pleasure that even tearing a siren apart with bare hands cannot bring to me.
Even though the pleasure could not be described in words, it filled her heart and was a great feeling. Now she felt disgusted and thought that all her past years were wasted. She had only discovered such a refreshing feeling today, so she vowed to stay with this child for the rest of her life.
It’s warm and cozy, but the problem has not been solved yet and so many “light bulbs” are still here.
They can be said to be extremely shocked now, for no reason, simply because why?
They were so proactive, but the other party got there first. This shouldn't be right, and it was a puzzle that they couldn't figure out. So except for Yixian, everyone else was upset.
"Ron, when exactly did this happen?"
Frederick was the first to stand up and question her. He and Bismarck had taken every possible precaution, but they still failed to prevent it. However, the most unacceptable thing was... that the other party was actually ahead of him.
"Ah, of course this is a...secret~?"
Ron winked playfully, put his finger on his lips, and refused in a cute and playful manner.
How to put it? If it were in the past, this is something she would never do. After all, everyone in Iron Blood knew that Ron and Frederick were not on good terms. Ron would often challenge Frederick to a duel, but most of the time the former would be beaten badly.
Therefore, if there were other iron-blooded colleagues at the scene, they would definitely be extremely frightened when seeing Ron's posture.
It is not known whether Frederick was frightened or not, but it is true that she really wants to beat him up.
In addition, the other three people, including New Jersey, were also unable to accept this. They were all ships that had returned from the main fleet's expedition. Why were the other side so showy while they had to kneel on the floor and accept lectures?
I always feel that the gap between the two sides is expressed in some form, and the ranks become obvious.
They couldn't accept it, so...
The simple-minded New Jersey burst into tears on the spot: "Wow, I've tried so hard! Why can't I become Honey's ship girl!!!"
It may sound a little hard to believe, but White Eagle's strongest battleship, New Jersey, which calls itself "Black Dragon", actually burst into tears like a little child, just like those naughty children who see the toys they want in the mall, but their parents don't buy them, so they can only express their demands by crying and shouting.
New Jersey wasn't the only one who lost her ship. Cheshire was also crying loudly: "Wuwu ...
"Wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu, Commander, I'm your childhood sweetheart. It should be me who becomes your ship girl first!"
Since both problem ships are crying, one more Falcon is not too much.
Now it was Xiao Lele who was confused. He recognized each word in their words separately, but he couldn't understand them when they were put together.
Xiao Lele couldn't help but ask Enterprise and the others a question: "Enterprise, Akagi, Befa, your camp's ships are so weird, meow."
Enterprise, Akagi and Belfast who were named didn't know how to respond. They really didn't want to miss such a rare opportunity to talk, but seeing such a shameful colleague made them feel helpless and speechless.
If they were to use an adjective to describe them, they would definitely say the word "pig teammate" without thinking.
Although I don't know what to refute, silence will not solve the problem, and in the current situation, I can't remain silent.
Although she didn't know what to say, Belfast still chose to apologize first: "I'm very sorry for letting the young master see the shameful side of our royal family. When I go back, I will let Sheffield teach Cheshire the basic maid course again."
My goodness, after this punishment, it was hard to tell whether it was a punishment for Cheshire or Sheffield.
"This is simply a shame for the Sakura Empire. Don't worry, Commander. I will report this to Lord Nagato after I return and deal with the matter seriously."
"I'm sorry, Commander. I will definitely discipline New Jersey when I return."
Akagi and Enterprise also began to apologize for their embarrassed colleagues. There was nothing they could do about it, since they were the ones who brought shame upon their own camp.
Chapter 232: The Ship Girls Who Play Cheats for Their Goals (Please Order the Whole Book)
Chapter 232: The Ship Girls Playing Cheating for Their Goals
Apologies are apologies, but the three problem ships will not stop crying just because of their apologies. If Xiao Lele wasn’t watching them, they would probably choose to get bombed in the face.
The problem still needs to be solved, especially since Xiao Lele is watching, it is impossible for him to remain indifferent. The child is very kind, so it is decided to solve the problem of these crying ship girls first.
He came to New Jersey and comforted them: "Okay, stop crying, meow."
"No! If the Commander doesn't agree to let me become your ship girl, I will keep crying!"
It is obvious that this strongest lady of the Black Dragon battleship is planning to act like a rogue. The difficulty of becoming the commander of the strongest battleship of the White Eagle is just like that of a naughty child clamoring to buy toys in a shopping mall. Who would believe it?
But this is not the most embarrassing thing. What is more embarrassing is that Cheshire and Falcon also learned to cheat like her. Anyway, they have the strongest battleship of White Eagle to support them. It is enough as long as they are not the only ones who are embarrassed.
However, the secretary ships representing the three major camps were very angry. In fact, they didn't care whether it would damage the image of the camp or not, but they should not make such a farce when they were serving as secretary ships. Even if they were not happy about it, as secretary ships they represented the face of the camp to some extent. The behavior of these three idiots now was equivalent to throwing the face of their own camp to the ground, stepping on it, and rubbing it on the ground.
Enterprise, Akagi and Belfast really didn't know how to explain that their embarrassed colleagues were crying and making a lot of noise here, but now they had to hold back their hardened fists.
But Xiao Lele was much simpler. In his opinion, there was nothing shameful about it. On the contrary, it seemed not good for them to keep crying like this.
"I understand, meow. From now on, you are my ship girls, so stop crying, meow."
Sure enough, after hearing what Xiao Lele said, the three women on the ship changed their faces faster than they changed their hearts. Those who were crying the previous second stopped crying the next second.
Not only did she not cry, she even smiled like a magic trick. This time, New Jersey was quick to pick up little Lele and rubbed her happily: "Great! This way, I am also Honey's ship girl. This way, I can say that I have no regrets in my ship life!"
Xiao Lele couldn't help but be filled with questions when she saw the sudden change in the situation from not crying to not talking and even laughing.
Is it really that easy to appease?
Even this child couldn't help but have such doubts. Compared with Xiao Lele, but compared with this child, several secretary ships understood better how shameless these shameless ship girls were. Although they also wanted to be the ship girl of this child, they definitely didn't want to do it in such a shameful way like New Jersey.
But for New Jersey and the others, they didn't care whether it was embarrassing or not. From the moment they saw Xiao Lele, they said that principles didn't matter anymore. As long as they could become Xiao Lele's ship girl, it would be okay if they used some despicable means. Those who achieve great things do not care about trivial matters. As long as they get Xiao Lele, it will be the greatest victory for them.
"My dear, this will take our relationship to the next level!"
"Get out of the way! Now is the first step in celebrating the restoration of my relationship with my childhood sweetheart!"
Cheshire and Falcon started trying to snatch Little Lele from New Jersey who wanted to have it all to themselves. After all, there was only one kitten, and everyone wanted to pet it, so naturally they could only compete based on their strength.
Seeing that the dispute was about to break out again, these three idiots not only did not reflect on themselves, but instead escalated the situation and started making trouble again. How embarrassed were the secretary ships?
"New Jersey!!"
"Cheshire!"
"Hayak!!"
As three angry shouts rang out, the fists that had already hardened could no longer be endured and hit the heads of the three troublemakers, exploding.
Even Belfast, who had a good temper, was no exception. It was obvious that even she was extremely concerned about "losing face in front of the commander."
“Nuuuuu, it hurts. Stand against tyranny!”
"The head maid is attacking the boat!"
"Why do you hit me?"
Naturally, these three idiots would not have any remorse, and might even complain about them beating them up.
New Jersey, who was the most courageous, bravely spoke up in front of the flagship of his own camp: "I think you, Enterprise, have been sitting in the position of secretary ship for too long. It's time to try another ship. Why don't I, Miss Black Dragon, the strongest battleship of White Eagle, take over!"
In the past, she might have really given up her position, but now she has a goal and doesn't want to let go easily: "No! I refuse. New Jersey, you can even sneak away to handle your own official business. I will never give up the position of secretary ship representing the White Eagle."
Although she found an excuse in the end, this sentence was not wrong. New Jersey is not the type of person who can sit still. Although she is a mature older sister, compared with Xiao Lele, Xiao Lele is more like an old father, while New Jersey is a little sister who skips classes all day long.
Faced with the fact that he could even sneak away with his own official work, she did have enough reasons to reject him openly.
"Well, well, I can work hard for Honey and learn how to handle official documents."
All I can say is that the power of love is so great that it forced New Jersey, who was unwilling to sit down and deal with official documents seriously, to speak honestly about his work.
If it were in the past, Enterprise might be very pleased, even happy about it, but now she couldn't be happy at all, and even discouraged the other party: "No, you can't do it. I can't give you such an important position casually. It concerns the commander and the image of the entire White Eagle camp. I will not give it up."
New Jersey's speech also inspired the other two idiots. Cheshire also applied to Belfast: "Maid, I also want to be the secretary ship beside my dear!"
"no."
As expected, Belfast declined gracefully: "I will never allow a maid who can't even clean and cook properly to appear in this precious position."
“Wuwuwuwuwu, the head maid is too partial!”
In the face of Cheshire's accusations, she always remained graceful in her refusal: "Before you say that, you should improve your maid standards first. Perhaps Sheffield would be interested in retraining you."
If she could be scolded harshly, perhaps Sheffield would really be happy to take on the job. After all, if there was a legitimate reason to teach this emoticon maid a lesson, she would definitely raise her hand and fight for it.
Compared to them who were looking for legitimate excuses, the Sakura Empire was much more direct. Hayabusa said to Akagi very rudely: "Hand over the position of secretary ship! You are not worthy of the position at all. I am the most suitable secretary ship for the commander!"
Chapter 233 Donghuang's advantage is unbreakable (Please ask for it on the first day of October!)
Chapter 233 Donghuang's Advantage is Unbreakable
I can only say that she is worthy of being the Sakura Empire. The way she spoke exudes the traditional art of rebellion. It seems that for the sake of Xiao Lele, she is really fearless. Even when facing Akagi from the First Carrier, she speaks so bluntly.
Compared to the White Eagle and the Royals who were making excuses, Akagi obviously didn't bother to make excuses. She said very bluntly: "The secretary ship is a manifestation of Akagi's love for the commander. No matter who it is, I will never give it up, not even Nagato, not to mention someone as weak as you. The secretary ship is a deep water, and you can't control it with just a light cruise, so I will never give you this position."
In fact, after saying so much nonsense, the summary is "I am stronger than you, why should I give in to you?" This well reflects the culture of the Sakura Empire that respects the strong. However, she would never dare to say this in person in the Sakura Empire. After all, there are definitely many people who are stronger than her.
"Humph! What else can you do besides bullying a Qinghang like me here!"
"That's right, I'm just bullying you, Qinghang, what's wrong with that!"
"you?!"
Faced with Akagi's blatant contempt, Hayabusa was furious. If Xiao Lele hadn't been right next to her, she wouldn't care whether the other party was a First Carrier or not. In order to protect her childhood sweetheart, she would definitely pounce on him and tear him apart with her bare hands.
Because of a secretary ship position, they, who had just become Xiaolele ship girls, started to ignite the "war" of disputes again. This is a typical effect of getting more by the inch. Even if they get what they want, they still want more.
Women in love are greedy. Don’t ask why they can be so sure that it is love and not family affection when facing a kitten. The violent beating of the Rubik’s Cube of the mind is the best proof of the name “love”.
Iron Blood was the only camp at the scene without any disputes, but this definitely did not mean that there were no disputes on Iron Blood's side.
Although Ron didn't say anything, she kept staring at Frederick. Although she kept a business smile on her face, her eyes were not smiling at all, and could even be said to be full of struggle.
Even without saying it, everyone knew that the other party was eyeing the position of Frederick's Iron Blood representative secretary ship.
For this reason, Frederick also spoke up and said, "Don't even think about it. I will never give you this seat. I want to watch my child grow up here every day. I will never give you this VIP seat. Although I don't know when you became the child's ship girl, don't think that you can do whatever you want to the child. I won't let you get close to the child casually."
Ron was not angry at her warning. "What a joke. Do you really think of yourself as Xiao Lele's mother? Wake up quickly. You are as ridiculous as that paranoid Qinghang from Sakura Empire. Besides, the bond between Xiao Lele and I is much stronger than that of a fake mother like you. Don't pretend to be so righteous and funny in front of me. I will laugh out loud."
Ever since being "redeemed" by Xiao Lele, her taunting skills seem to have been maxed out. Facing Frederick, whom she could only rage helplessly at before, she can now say things that will make the other party explode in disarray.
The fist is hard!
But it cannot be wielded like the other camps. Ron cannot be underestimated now. A few words from him may step on sensitive minefields. At least now is not the time to take action.
It can only be said that the position of the secretary ship will definitely cause a wave of disputes in the coming time.
Originally, regarding the position of secretary ship, they were initially selected to serve as the first batch of secretary ships, and then there will be the second, third and fourth batches.
But because they were deeply attracted by the time they spent with the child, they wanted to spend more time with him. On the other hand, because the child spent too little time in the office, he was away at least half of the week. In some ways, the position of secretary was still a loss, so they did not intend to give up their position easily, at least not before they had enough time to spend with him.
It can only be said that the original setting of "validity period of secretary ship position" was collectively taken over by them. Anyway, the final right of interpretation lies with them. If they don't let go of the secretary ship position, no one else can do it.
Seeing their lively "communication" scene, Xiao Lele, who had already fallen into Yixian's arms, couldn't help but ask, "Yixian, they seem to be having a great time chatting."
The adult world is very dirty, so Yixian naturally agreed with his words and stroked his little head: "Little Lele is really smart, and everyone's relationship is very good, so let's not interrupt casually for the time being."
Even though he was being praised, Xiao Lele still put his hands on his hips and exhaled proudly: "This is natural. Dad and Grandpa have taught me that you can't interrupt others when they are talking because it is very impolite."
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