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Chapter 136: Hipper is already thinking about the raising plan (so tired!)

Chapter 136 Hipper is already thinking about the raising plan

Damn it, it's so annoying. They never thought that watching others working together would make them so anxious. If this wasn't their own maintenance factory, they would want to order the ships to fire directly.

The wait was always torturous, and it was not until the end of the day at noon when they got off work that they finally saw the end.

Today, Xiao Lele's work at Tiexue was limited to the morning, so he brought Hipper to Damanju to settle their wages.

One advantage of working for Huangji is that wages are always settled in real time and there is never any wage arrears like in human society.

The big barbarian in charge of the Iron Blood Maintenance Factory took out a thick envelope and handed it to him. Although it was the salary for two people, it was so thick that one couldn't help but sigh at the generosity of the barbarians.

"Thanks for your care, nya!"

“Chuck!”

Big Barbarian saluted him, and Little Lele saluted back, and finally the two hugged each other tightly.

Even Hipper, who was watching from the sidelines, found it hard to understand. The relationship between this child, Manchu and the Command Cat was so mysteriously strong. It felt more like... brothers?

After saying goodbye to Big Barbarian, Xiao Lele came to Hipper holding a thick big envelope. It was time to divide the money again.

The child took out three quarters of the reward from the thick envelope and handed it to her without hesitation: "This is your reward, meow."

It was obvious that he was the one who did the most work and needed the money the most, but in the end he was the one who gave up most of the remuneration without hesitation.

Although it was not the first time, but it happened every time, Hipper couldn't help but say, "Actually, I don't need that much."

Maybe her little wallet has more money than his savings, and she accompanies him to work just because she likes to be with him.

But Xiao Lele replied as always: "Take it. With more money, I can buy more delicious food. Eating is happiness. As long as I am happy, I won't think about too many troubles. Grandpa said that having money does not necessarily mean happiness, but without money, I can't move forward."

This kid always prioritizes his friends over himself.

Although it was not the first time I heard these words, I couldn't help but sigh every time I heard them. Even Eugen, the sister ship, had never cared about me like this.

Hipper sniffed with tears in his eyes, then picked him up and buried his face in the soft belly again, rolling around: "How can there be a little angel like you in this world? Even Eugen has never cared about me like this!"

???

Eugen, who came over, heard this before he had time to say anything, and a big question mark popped up in his head.

It was decided that Hipper would use all the money he earned these days, including his own small wallet, to raise the child, and then when the child was old enough to get married, he would marry the child. It was a perfect raising plan.

Little Lele, who didn't think too much, frowned and raised his little hand to pat her head: "Just finished work, and the body is all sweaty and dirty, meow."

Unexpectedly, Hipper immediately said, "Little Lele smells so good, not dirty at all."

During the period, she even gave a suspicious smile that might get her caught by the gendarmerie for questioning. It can only be said that she is now no different from a pervert.

"I'm sorry to bother you, but as a sister ship, I still want to remind you, Hipper, that you are smiling very obscenely now, please restrain yourself."

Eugen felt that he should say something, otherwise the ship's reputation would be lost to its own sister ship sooner or later.

But Hipper, who had already fallen into a trance, was completely immersed in the amazing touch and couldn't extricate himself: "What do you know! You don't understand anything at all. Once this kid gets started, he will never want to put it down!"

This guy actually refuted seriously, and did not let go of Xiao Lele while refuting. It can be seen that she is now completely fascinated by this little commander.

Eugen felt distressed when facing her sister ship becoming like this. She knew her sister ship's character too well. They were not the type that could be listened to, although her own was almost the same.

But these are not the point, the point is Wang Lele.

While Hipper was refuting Eugen, Germany did not follow martial ethics and reached out to take little Lele out of the bear hug.

"You are just a lowly creature, but you made me wait for so long. I can pay for this sin later."

Although he said this, Germany actually started to play with it. It was true that at least Hipper was not lying, the feeling was simply amazing. Spee looked at him with envy, and it was obvious that she also wanted to try.

"Give it back to me!"

As little Lele was taken away, Hipper became anxious and no longer bothered to argue with Eugen. He wanted to snatch the child back from Deutschland.

However, Germany dodged it. She looked at her colleague in surprise, "What a surprise! I didn't expect you to support this inferior creature more than I expected."

Hipper was not convinced when he was told this: "Really? Spend a week with this kid. I want to see if you become like me after a week."

"Huh, what a joke. I admit that this inferior creature is indeed a little cute, but that's all."

Obviously, Germany didn't take this seriously at all, and even sneered: "What a joke, it's just a mysterious creature, how could I..."

"Meow?"

When his eyes shifted to Xiao Lele, the other person tilted his head and gave a cute puzzled expression.

It was just such an unintentional cute expression that made Germany's originally firm speech come to an abrupt halt, and he couldn't even continue the confrontational gaze.

Hipper was very familiar with this reaction, and even pointed it out bluntly: "Look! This is the reaction! If it lasts for a week, I think you will be similar to me."

"that……"

Just as they were about to argue further, a soft voice suddenly sounded, and Xiao Lele acted as a peacemaker as usual: "It's wrong to quarrel, meow. Can you put me down? I'm going to the next job location, meow."

This made Germany even more upset: "What? I made an exception and waited for so long, and you were still thinking about work?! Shouldn't you be spending more time with me!"

It has always been others who waited for her, so why would she wait for others? Now this little kitten is enjoying this rare honor, and it actually has a little self-awareness?

In this regard, Xiao Lele showed a rare look of dilemma, as if he couldn't make a decision. Although it was important to accompany friends, working was equally important.

Seeing that the child was still struggling with this, Deutschland, who had been observing, couldn't help but frown. Perhaps she would never have thought that there was a need to hesitate about such a thing. If it were an ordinary human commander, he might have followed her like a dog, wagging his tail.

Chapter 137 This is the true state of a complete shit shoveler (please subscribe to the full version!)

Chapter 137 This is the true state of a complete shit shoveler

Of course, these are all aimed at people who are very purposeful or utilitarian, but Xiao Lele has no thoughts about this at all. He just wants to make friends and work at the same time.

No matter what, you must never break an appointment. Although work is important, you cannot ignore your friends. You should spend time with your friends without affecting your work.

"I understand, meow. Let's play together before the afternoon work begins, meow."

Seeing the answer that the child came up with after much consideration, Germany found it hard to accept. Was it something that needed to be considered to accompany him? Was it necessary to make such a difficult decision to accompany him?

"It's just a lowly creature, but it has aroused my interest."

Then, the German princess made a classic overbearing remark: "You should learn to be grateful for the time you spend with me. After all, I don't just spend time with you lowly creatures."

"Oh! Germany, thank you, nya!"

Then the child actually expressed gratitude to her.

The overly straightforward expression made Deutschland at a loss for words. After all, she was not good at dealing with this type of child.

At this time, it was Konigsberg who spoke up to help: "Okay, okay, it's lunch time now, let's go to our own cafeteria to eat, and we can talk about anything we want to talk about while we eat."

It is hard to imagine that the Iron Blood, which has always valued efficiency, would stand in vain.

"What's so delicious about the food in the cafeteria? I've prepared a lunch box for you, Lele. I'll leave it in the cafeteria. Just eat the lunch box I made when you get to the cafeteria."

Hipper really said something very scary as if nothing had happened. You know, even the sister ship Eugen had never enjoyed such treatment, but it was unexpected that the commander, who had only been with him for a week, enjoyed it.

After arriving at the cafeteria, the iron-blooded colleagues around them looked at the scene in front of them. Even they themselves felt that this scene was too magical. They could not believe what they saw. They actually saw Hipper serving many delicious dishes. Although most of them were pig's trotter dishes cooked in various different ways, before this, they didn't even know that she could cook.

Little Lele was like a little king, surrounded by these delicacies. The child's eyes were shining, and he seemed to not know where to start.

Seeing the child's expression, Hipper knew that the food she prepared was not in vain. She picked up a piece of roasted pig's trotter and placed it in front of Xiao Lele: "What we at Iron Blood have the most is special pig's trotters. Feel free to eat as much as you want."

"Thank you, Hipper. It's delicious, meow."

The kid's mouth is so stuffed like a hamster's that just watching him eat is so therapeutic.

During this time, Eugen secretly forked a piece of pork knuckle into the food that Hipper prepared for Lele, as if he wanted to taste the cooking skills of his sister ship.

Hipper discovered it and slapped him down: "You even stole the children's things. You have brought shame to Admiral Hipper."

It seemed that this child was closer to her than her sister ship. This made Eugen's mouth twitch, but she still wanted to refute: "Too much, I am your sister, can't I even eat a bite of food?"

What kind of ship is Prinz Eugen?

Even other camps know that it is a fun ship that is always looking for trouble. However, the fun ship made such remarks. Only at this time would it take advantage of its identity as a younger sister. It is obvious that it has never been regarded as a sister at all. It can only be said that it is too fake, so fake that even colleagues around her want to complain.

As a sister ship of Hipper, she naturally knew that her sister was having fun again. Looking at her pretentious and pitiful posture, she couldn't help but bulge a vein on her forehead, and she wanted to shoot her hard in the face with the ship's cannon.

Just as Hipper was about to take action, Xiao Lele took action first. He picked up a piece of meat with a fork and walked in front of Eugen.

Originally, he was just teasing his sister ship, and Eugen really had no intention of eating it, but now he saw Xiao Lele holding the food in front of him.

"Do you want to eat too? I'll help you, meow."

Perhaps no one would take the matter of the fun boat seriously, but unfortunately there was one person at the scene who took it seriously, and that was Comrade Wang Lele.

The food was delivered to the door, but it was Eugen who was hesitant to eat. I was just joking, but when I saw the food in front of my mouth, she hesitated.

Seeing that she didn't move, as if she was still afraid that Hipper would scold her, Xiao Lele comforted her: "This is the food made by your sister, of course you can eat it, and sisters should get along well with each other."

'No! I don't think so!'

But Eugen complained in his heart that he was just having fun.

Just as she was about to refuse, she saw Hipper behind her making a silent threat with a very fierce and jealous expression, as if to say "If you dare to refuse this child, I will shoot you in the face."

Although she envied her sister ship for being fed by Xiao Lele, she hated the frustrated expression the child might show after being rejected, so she chose to threaten her sister ship.

In short, the development of the situation was very magical. Under the threat of the warm-up gun barrel in Hipper's ship's installation space, Eugen could only accept the food silently and at the same time accept the opponent's preaching. This feeling was very subtle.

How should I describe it... Yes, it's a bit embarrassing.

After Xiao Lele fed her a few mouthfuls, he pushed the whole plate of pig's trotters in front of her: "If it's not enough, there are still a lot. I can't finish it all by myself. Besides, Grandpa said that wasting food will be punished by lightning."

Eugen looked at the plate of roasted pork knuckles in front of him, with a subtle expression on his face, and no one knew what he was thinking.

"That's right, this is the goodwill of the little commander, just accept it."

For example, Egil and the others started to tease them rudely. After all, it was rare to see a fun ship suffer a setback, so they naturally would not miss such a good opportunity.

But Hipper didn't care about the sister. She picked up little Lele and wanted to feed her herself: "Don't worry about Eugen. She has such a big ship. She knows how to take care of herself. Let's continue eating. After eating, we will continue to work."

But she found that Xiao Lele was staring at her: "What's wrong? Is the food not to your taste? I can make you some other special dishes of Tiexue on the spot."

"Hipper, you don't have to stay with me all the time, meow."

But who would have thought that this child would explode like this as soon as he opened his mouth and say such ambiguous words.

Chapter 138: God-like Meow Music (Please vote!)

Chapter 138: Meowle is like God (Subtitle: Hipper is anxious to send himself out)

Perhaps because his words were too explosive, Hipper was so scared that she hugged his hands tighter: "Wait! Explain to me clearly, why don't you want me to stay with you? Do you want to abandon me as a ship girl?"

Wow, she has completely immersed herself in the role of a ship girl.

Wang Lele did not respond to her hugging him tightly, but explained to her very seriously: "When you first came to me, didn't you say you had no friends? Look around you now."

He opened his small arms and faced his iron-blooded colleagues who were joining in the fun. "I made a lot of friends today, meow, and they are also your friends. And you have sisters, too, don't you? You should cherish your family, meow."

It was indeed the thinking of a child. A friend of a friend is also a friend. What he meant was that he wanted to connect his friend with Hipper.

What a simple and naive idea! But combined with Xiao Lele's young figure, everything seems to make sense. It's even better to say that he looks like an angel.

When Hipper first wanted to establish a relationship, he really couldn't think of any reason so he just made one up. He didn't expect the kid to take it so seriously.

She couldn't help but glance at Eugen beside her, then looked at Xiao Lele in her arms, and then made a decisive choice.

She picked up Xiao Lele, rubbed her and confessed: "I've decided! It doesn't matter whether I want a sister ship like that, so I choose Xiao Lele."

Wow, I really have to say wow, Eugen is still here, and he actually said such rude words in front of the sister ship.

As for Eugen, who was on the ship in question, she was numb. Her own sister was right in front of her, and she would feel a little hurt when someone said such things in front of her sister, even though she was on the fun ship.

If a normal human commander were to receive such a confession from a ship girl, he would probably wake up laughing even in his sleep.

Snapped!

But Xiao Lele was not happy. Instead, he stretched out his small hands and patted her cheeks harder. Then he said to her with a very serious expression: "It's wrong for you to think like this, meow. As long as they are not hopeless, they are your relatives and your comrades-in-arms. So you must learn to accept new things around you. Tomorrow will definitely be better because you accept new things, meow."

He showed Hipper a very innocent and bright smile: "If tomorrow is still not as beautiful as you imagined, it doesn't matter. You can come to me then. I will always be your friend, meow."

When he finished saying this, not only Hipper was stunned, it can be said that all his iron-blooded colleagues present had the same reaction, and everyone was equally stunned.

Although the words are a bit ordinary, for some reason, there is an inexplicable sense of healing when they come out of this child's mouth.

My iron-blooded colleagues here must retract what they just said. How can this child look like an angel? This child is an angel. Otherwise, how could he make such a heart-shaking statement?