Did you masturbate today Commander?

"It seems that the ring is causing you confusion. In that case, how about... you consider handing the ring to me and letting me take it away from here? That way, there will be no more disputes."

Wow, I really have to say wow. If it was any other Siren ship girl, it would be fine, but I didn’t expect that even Zero was also eyeing this oath ring.

After hearing this proposal, Xiao Lele looked up at her with great confusion in his eyes. After staring at her for a while, he suddenly asked, "Sister Ling, do you love me too?"

Faced with a problem that came without warning, for a moment, Zero's holographic projection showed a burst of garbled characters.

However, there was no intrusion by any arbitrator this time, and there were no other problems. It was just a huge data chaos caused by hearing this sentence.

The second time he saw this, Xiao Lele couldn't help but ask worriedly, "Sister Ling, are you okay?"

It was just a moment of data confusion, and Zero quickly fixed the error and answered the question: "I'm fine. I can't help you much about the issue of "love", but if you think it's because of the ring, I can help you take the ring away, so you won't have any worries."

It sounds like the core problem has been solved, but if you think about it carefully, the problem has not been solved at all, and she did not directly answer Xiao Lele's question just now.

Chapter 596 Thanks to Siren, Miaole knows what to do

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Recently everything has been centered around the issue of the oath ring. The entire port area is in a turmoil over this issue. What's even more ridiculous is that the Siren, who heard the news, also joined in.

"Zero is right. Since the problem is caused by the ring, why don't you let me take it away for you? This way, there will be no more disputes."

At this moment, a voice that Zero absolutely did not want to hear appeared, and a hint of coldness suddenly flashed in his eyes.

The only one who could appear at this time was Hermit, and it was obvious from her words that she was also talking about the oath ring. However, she was shameless and directly applied Zero's reason, and even bullied her because she had no entity. If Xiao Lele really agreed to this plan, she would take over and do it for her, and the ring would fall into her hands. It can only be said that it was all a calculation.

Because of the appearance of this fun boat, Ling actually doesn't want Xiao Lele to agree to the proposal just now, as this will only allow the other party to reap the benefits.

Fortunately, Xiao Lele did not agree to the proposal easily as she expected. After thinking it over carefully, she refused: "I'm sorry, Sister Ling, I can't give it to you directly. Even if you take the ring, the problem is still not solved."

"Really? Then let's follow your idea, Lele, and do what you think is right."

Maybe he was a little disappointed, but Zero felt relieved when he thought that the ring would not fall into Hermit's hands.

But the problem is that Hermita didn't intend to end it so easily. She further advised: "Huh? Obviously, if we take it away, it will be over once and for all. Without the ring, there will be no fighting."

She couldn't continue talking. Zero knew that she was the type who could use sophistry, so he immediately spoke up to stop her: "Hermit, you are just my assistant, you can't interfere with the will of our partners."

For this reason, I also emphasized the other party's identity and asked them not to go too far.

Since she had taken the initiative to warn him, Hermit shrugged his shoulders and looked like he had given up. After all, that was the setting.

And Xiao Lele also spoke up: "Thank you, but no need, meow, I know what to do."

Or maybe it was because of the other party's further persuasion that the child knew what he should do.

"Sister Zero, Hermit, I have to leave now! We'll talk next time, nya!"

Xiao Lele waved goodbye to them, then turned and left.

They did not stop Xiao Lele from leaving, nor did they speak to stop her. Instead, they stood there and watched the child leave.

After Xiao Lele left, the two naturally no longer needed to maintain their "personalities". Hermit teased Zero, who was still staring blankly at the other's back as he left, "I never thought that the Siren intelligence, which has no desires or demands, would actually set its sights on the oath ring of the "singularity". Is it really because of the "singularity" that it set its sights on the special ring?"

"Don't ask nonsense questions that you already know the answer to."

Not wanting to spend even a second with the other person, Zero turned around and cancelled the holographic projection.

Hermit shrugged her shoulders at her colleague's unfriendly departure, with an expression of "as expected", and she turned and left as well, not caring about it.

She did not deny that she had her eyes on the child's vow ring, but she did not have the strong desire to "have it", so she did not care too much about the failure now. But it was questionable whether Zero cared or not.

After leaving Zero, Xiao Lele's face was no longer filled with distress and confusion, but rather with a kind of resolute determination. Perhaps this time, Zero called Xiao Lele over simply because he coveted the promise ring, but had to give up due to Hermit's intervention. They would never have thought that it was their behavior that indirectly made the child figure out some things.

Xiao Lele came out and went directly to the broadcasting room in the central area. He turned on the port broadcast very skillfully: "Ahem, everyone, I am the commander of the port area, Wang Lele, meow. Everyone who hears the broadcast, please come to Donghuang Port. I have something very important to announce to everyone, meow."

The child's voice was broadcast throughout the entire port area, and the ship girls who heard the broadcast all began to fantasize. What else could such a broadcast be about at this time? It must be about the vow ring. Maybe it will finally be announced who the ring will be given to.

"That's great, dear, you finally thought about giving me the ring."

A certain ignorant cat maid deserved a beating the first sentence she said.

This immediately attracted everyone's attention, and the first to bear the brunt was naturally the merciless Ron: "Ah? You should save your dreams for when you are dreaming. No matter who I give the oath ring to, it will never be given to you."

She directly tells the truth to this dreamy cat emoji.

If she had spoken, there would have been no problem. However, New Jersey, the second most popular emoticon, also joined in: "Yes! Yes! Honey's ring was originally meant for me. If it weren't for you shameless shipgirls who kept harassing me, Honey would have given it to me a long time ago."

She is definitely one of the most shameless people. No one seems to be too lazy to complain about this optimistic Miss Black Dragon.

“Jan, Jeanbart, what should I do? Is the Holy Son going to read out the oracle? If, if I am chosen, how should I face the Holy Son?”

Richelieu, who was usually very reliable and steady, began to panic at this time.

Listening to her delusional speech, Bal stepped forward and hit her head with a critical hit: "Enough! Shut up! Maybe I didn't mean this at all!"

She didn't care at first, but because the other party's delusions ran wild, even she started to care.

But no matter what, all the ship girls in the port, from the big sisters flying battleships and aircraft carriers to the little sisters flying destroyer submarines, are all very concerned about what Xiao Lele will choose to announce during such a sensitive period?

Naturally, everyone inevitably thought of the oath ring, especially the girls from Donghuang. Other camps might not know, but they knew very well that Xiao Lele had been corrected by Yixian in her misunderstanding of the oath ring. At this time, everyone chose to gather together to announce the matter. Even they couldn't help but think that Xiao Lele was the person they wanted to announce the ring to.

Especially Yixian, she couldn't help but think that if this child gave her a promise ring again, would she still be able to refuse?

In short, after this broadcast, everyone who had been daydreaming began to take action. The ship girls from each camp began to move towards the port of Donghuang. The scene on the main road was very lively. Those who didn't know would think that some kind of activity or gathering was going on. After all, as these ship girls moved forward, their faces showed similar expectations.

Chapter 597 Miaole's Extreme Measures

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The rebuilt Donghuang sailing port is very large, definitely the largest port among all the camps. Even if all the ship girls in the entire port area were to use it, it could accommodate them all, and you could even hold a concert here.

Although it is not a concert, it is almost like one. The whole port is very lively, and the ship girls from the nine camps are gathered here. Everyone is discussing with each other or arguing, but everyone is arguing about the topic of who will get the oath ring.

There weren't only ship girls at the scene, there were also many barbarians and command cats. This group of cuties were obviously commissioned by Xiao Lele to come here to maintain the scene, and they also built a podium near the port coastline.

If it was just about building a podium, everyone would understand, but the location was a bit weird. Logically speaking, shouldn't the podium be built in the opposite direction, closer to the inland? Why should it be built close to the coastline, making it seem as if they were ready to dive at any time?

That would be fine, but what is most confusing to everyone is that the barbarians even built a torpedo launcher on the podium. What the hell is this?

Xiao Lele hasn't arrived yet, and the ship girls are confused by the incomprehensible venue layout.

But before they could wonder what was going on, Xiao Lele's figure finally appeared after much anticipation.

The incongruity of the podium was instantly forgotten by everyone. Now the ownership of the pledge ring was the most important thing, and everything else didn't matter.

Little Lele appeared at the venue with a serious expression as always, stepping to the cute "Puchi Puchi" sound effects.

The child came to the podium and took the microphone handed to him by the barbarians. However, the child did not walk to the podium, but climbed up to the torpedo launcher.

"Everyone, I'm sorry to take up your time, but today I have something very important to discuss, so I have to gather everyone here to explain it, meow!"

How should I put it? Even though this child spoke in a very serious tone, he is very cute. He is the kind of person who is so serious that he is cute.

Bremerton responded loudly and enthusiastically, "It's okay, Commander. We have plenty of time. You can take your time."

No one took the initiative to urge them, because they all understood that Xiao Lele must have called everyone together because of the vow ring.

In fact, the reactions of the ship girls are very interesting. In this huge group of ship girls, there are all kinds of different attitudes, including nervousness, timidity, encouragement, relief, self-comfort, etc., but the most common one is the mysterious self-confidence. I don’t know what they are thinking, as if they believe very strongly that this child will give the ring to themselves.

"I believe many of you have guessed why I called everyone here, meow. That's right, it's about the ring. Yixian explained to me correctly how everyone feels about me, so I decided to give everyone a proper answer here at this time."

When he finished his story, everyone's first reaction was to look at Yixian, and their second reaction was joy. Although the child was still too young, it would be better if the child could understand their love.

The ship girls who were already very much looking forward to it seemed to become even more excited after Xiao Lele's confession, and the discussion on the scene became more enthusiastic.

"I'm really sorry for dragging it out until now, meow. Even now, I still don't really understand what "love" is. But even so, this is no reason to drag you out. As a man, I must give you an answer, meow."

It was a bit surprising that the child actually responded to everyone's questions seriously. As the old saying goes, although he looked and sounded serious, his overly cute expression still made it difficult for the topic to be serious.

But this time is indeed an exception. When the result of who will get the oath ring was announced, everyone naturally became serious. After all, there is only one pair of rings, and the woman only has one ring, but there are hundreds of ship girls in the port area, so you can imagine how fierce this dispute is.

If it were any other time, they would have been so moved that they would have interrupted him, but today they were unusually silent, all waiting for his next words. After all, what he said next would determine the outcome of everything.

Xiao Lele is the most unexpected existence in this world, and his following speech lived up to his existence. It was indeed full of unexpected things.

"Everyone! Because I'm still too young, meow, but that's not a reason to shirk. But I really don't understand what love is right now, and I'm still working hard to learn. Even so, that can't be a reason to delay. For this reason, I've made a decision, meow!"

Listening to the child's narration, everyone had a bad feeling for some reason, because this preface didn't sound like the preface of announcing the owner of the oath ring, and it sounded a bit awkward, but everyone still listened patiently until...

"It's disrespectful to everyone to keep delaying the answer, and it's also disrespectful to everyone for me who doesn't understand love to make a decision casually. In that case..."

Something is wrong, something is really wrong. No matter how much they try to deceive themselves, the ship girls can tell that this is definitely not the rhythm of announcing the owner of the oath ring.

The child showed a rare "fierce" expression, and then announced a shocking decision: "I still have the ability to take responsibility. In order to prevent everyone from getting upset over this matter, I decided to throw the ring away!"

Without giving them a chance to react, he walked to the front of the torpedo launcher below, opened the torpedo warhead, threw the ring box in and closed it, then took out a wire button and pressed it with a "pop".

The torpedo carrying the ring box was launched with a whoosh, penetrated into the sea surface, and began to sprint quickly into the distance.

“““““““No no no no no no no no no～～～～～～～～””””””””

The ship girls who finally reacted all screamed in unison.

Of course, there are also some ship girls who are unwilling to sit and wait for death. For example, a group of submarine girls’ first thing to do is to jump into the sea with a "splash", deploy their ship equipment and chase the launched torpedoes. In addition, there is a group of super-fast destroyers that have deployed their ship equipment and are racing on the sea. This is their home court, and the rings they snatched are theirs.

Driven by this idea, these little sisters worked harder than ever before. After all, in the field of speed, the older sisters could not catch up with them no matter how hard they tried. And this was the only time they could not miss such a great opportunity.

Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom ~~~~~~~~~~~~

It was just a gorgeous, sparkling explosion that shattered everyone's dreams.

Chapter 598 Miaole Learns to Lie

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Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom ~~~~~~~~~~~~

About three kilometers away, there was a loud explosion and flash, and the waves were more than ten meters high. It was hard to imagine how much explosive was used in this torpedo, but the ridiculous thing was that the ultimate goal was to blow up the oath ring.

No matter whether it was the small submarine or the small destroyer, no one could catch up. Everyone could only watch the torpedo explode in front of their own eyes. How helpless this feeling of powerlessness was, probably only these ship girls themselves knew.

“Meow meow meow meow meow!”

Faced with the exciting scene of the explosion, the kitten was so excited that it raised its hands and meowed all the time.

Instead of keeping it or letting others take it away, it is better to destroy it in front of everyone. This way, no one will have any complaints. It can only be said that this child’s thoughts are sometimes too radical and dangerous. For example, now, there are obviously other more appropriate ways, but he chose the most radical one. It would have been fine to choose the radical one, but what the hell is this excited reaction of meowing?

Even the Sakura Empire ship girls with extreme behavior felt that Xiao Lele was very extreme when they saw this scene. Couldn't she just say it nicely? There was no need to go to the point of exploding the ring. A good ring just disappeared into the sea like that.

At this moment, most of the ship girls could be said to be in despair, because they watched helplessly as the biggest proof of becoming the main wife exploded in front of them, and they could do nothing. What could be more desperate than this?

As the cat involved in all this, Xiao Lele said that he made a very wise and correct decision. Looking at the huge waves exploding in the distance, he seemed to feel that his troubles seemed to be blown away as well, and his originally depressed mood became extremely cheerful.

"Everyone, through this incident, I deeply understand one thing, that is, it is too early for me to give up the oath ring. Instead of keeping it somewhere for you to click, it is better to just blow it up completely."

As the waves gradually calmed down, Xiao Lele turned to face everyone and returned to the cute and serious expression that everyone was familiar with. However, what he said was really incomprehensible to everyone. Who taught this child such an extreme method?

More importantly, they could not accept such an outcome. Unable to bear the blow, Frederick protested loudly: "Child, you don't have to do this. What can't be solved through dialogue?"

It always sounded very strange to hear such words coming out of her mouth, but Xiao Lele still responded to her protest: "No! This is my determination! I can only express it in this way, meow!"

Well, they did feel the child's determination, and this determination was indeed enough to shock them (physically).

"I don't know what love is, but from now on I will try my best to learn to love you, meow."

No matter what was unacceptable, everyone was calmed down by this sentence.

This was the first time that the child had actively said the word "love", but such a simple sentence made the hearts of these ship girls surge.

Their faces were flushed. If Wang Zhenhuang was here, he would definitely be surprised. He would never have thought that this group of ship girls could be so easy to deal with, and that they could be calmed down by such a simple speech.

This can be said to be Xiao Lele's true speech without any hypocrisy, but if you think about it more deeply, this child can deal with this group of ship girls with just a simple sentence, and the natural content of the speech... maybe this child really has the talent of a gigolo.

Obviously, those words sounded so corny, but the child was able to say them very casually, and without any sign of shyness, as if he was just saying something very ordinary. Perhaps to this child, these were really just ordinary words.

"Commander, please do not forget what you said today. From now on, Akagi will love you wholeheartedly. If you break your promise, I will take you with me to the bottom of the world."

Although the oath ring was blown up, it was no use staying depressed like this. In desperation, Akagi could only shift his attention to Xiao Lele. He could find a way to get the ring back, but the key was still to win over Xiao Lele.

Don't think that she just says whatever she thinks is corny. If it were Akagi, she would really be able to say it and do it. After all, the love of this red fox from the Sakura Empire is very heavy, and it would be very hard to be loved by her.

So there is no room for delay and no time to leave them with regrets. After all, the child is the most important person.

"Commander, if you love us, remember to give us the ring later. I want both the commander and the ring!"

Littorio, who could say such things, was in some ways extremely shameless.

The smart ship girls have already started to attack this kid, while the stupid ship girls also know how to copy him and ask for all kinds of guarantees and agreements from him.

"Okay, I promise you."