Did you masturbate today Commander?
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To paraphrase the kid, that's it.
Today is the long-awaited day for packing. I have to take out all my things and reorganize them.
At the same time, Xiao Lele's actions also attracted everyone's attention. Naturally, the group of older sisters watched over the child's spontaneous actions.
Don't forget one thing, the eyes staring at this child are definitely not limited to the few Donghuang girls in the open, but more are the older sisters from other camps hiding in the trees, bushes and behind buildings.
As long as Xiao Lele is here, there will naturally be this group of ubiquitous big sisters. The ridiculous thing is that this is approved by Donghuang, but it is only limited to the outer courtyard. Peeping and infiltration are strictly prohibited in the rest area inside Donghuang. Violators will be deprived of the qualification of being a ship girl under this child. Under this powerful threat, no one dares to disobey.
Therefore, don’t just talk about the few Donghuang ship girls on the surface. In fact, more ship girls from other camps are hiding in places that you can’t see.
Putting aside this group of peeping Toms hiding in the dark, the focus is still on Xiao Lele. This child is the protagonist that everyone is paying attention to.
At the beginning, everyone was looking at the child with warm eyes, but when the child poured out a two-story high pile of items from the small bag and cat box, they were all dumbfounded. Although they knew that the child’s small bag and cat box contained a lot of things, when they really saw them... they were still shocked.
They were already very surprised, but after the child quickly sorted out this batch of items, he poured out another batch of messy items that was three stories high, and they were completely stunned.
Don’t think that Xiao Lele is a child and have a preconceived notion that his luggage would be messy. In fact, it’s just the opposite. This child is so self-disciplined that they don’t know how to complain about it.
These items are classified into "ABCD" by Xiao Lele according to their uses and classifications. Category A can be further divided into "A1" and "A2". In short, this child's classification of items is very detailed.
Putting aside these frighteningly self-disciplined classification habits, they were shocked just by looking at the piles of different kinds of items that Xiao Lele repeatedly poured out. After all, there were so many items, especially when they saw the piles of red tips. If a profiteer cat was here, he would definitely shed tears of envy.
As they watched the child sorting things over and over again, a girl from Donghuang finally couldn't help but step forward and talk to him.
The one who came forward to talk was Haitian. She looked at Xiao Lele who was sorting out figurines and models and thought she could help: "Commander, do you need my help?"
"No need, meow. You should be responsible for your own things, meow."
The child was still sensible enough that they could not interfere. They watched the child put the action figures one by one into the cat boxes and small bags that were obviously of unequal sizes. They were no longer surprised by such scenes that violated the laws of physics. After all, it was based on the same principle as the ship space of the KanColle. The existence of Xiao Lele was so incredible, so it was not surprising to have a four-dimensional pocket like the blue cat.
After rejecting Haitian's offer of help, Xiao Lele began to sort the next batch of items. As usual, he tipped the cat box down, revealing a pile of strange and bizarre items. Compared to the clearly classified items before, this time it was obviously messy and mixed, with everything.
The ship girls were also attracted by this pile of items, or to be more precise, one of the items in this pile.
Chapter 591: Important Items Destined to Cause Turbulence
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Normally, ship girls do not have any special abilities such as telepathy, and there has been no case so far. Even the ship girls themselves never think that they have any special psychic abilities.
But even this group of ship girls seemed to have some sense in their hearts at this moment, and they all looked at a certain object at the same time.
Obviously, it was this item that attracted the attention of the ship girls. At the same time, they didn't understand what kind of thing would have such an inexplicable attraction to them?
At this time, Xiao Lele didn't know how big a trouble he had caused. He was still concentrating on sorting the items.
"Commander, this box is..."
Haitian's attention was completely attracted by the object in front of her. The object was not big, on the contrary it was very small. But what was unusual was that she fell in love with such a small object at first sight. Moreover, the object was a small box. The style of this small box looked like... like a ring box, or maybe it was originally a ring box. What really attracted the attention of these ship girls was the object placed in the ring box.
Just as Hai Tian stretched out his hand, other ship girls moved faster.
To be precise, it was the ship girl who had been hiding in the dark. After all, it was definitely not just Haitian who was attracted by the attention. Everyone was attracted as well.
The knowledgeable ship girls seemed to have some idea of what kind of box it was, but it was snatched away by the fastest ship girl.
"Commander, can you tell me what this is?"
Suppressing her excitement, Atago, who was the first to grab the box, stared at the box with a fascinated look on her face, and couldn't wait to ask the child for confirmation.
"Meow?"
Xiao Lele, who was sorting other things, looked up and saw the small box in the other person's hand, but only glanced at it, then lowered his head and sorted the things while replying: "You are talking about this, this is given to me by my friends, who said that I can give it to the person I like when I grow up."
Who else would be this child's friends? Of course, it would be the group of barbarians and command cats. Moreover, how could the things sent by these little cuties be ordinary items? The fact that they can attract the attention of the ship girls is special enough.
After hearing the child's explanation, Atago finally couldn't help but open the box.
As they expected, the ring box contained a dazzling diamond ring. It must be said that the craftsmanship of these little cuties is still very good. The design is simply a work of art. Moreover, this is not a simple handicraft, but a special vow wedding ring exclusively for the commander and the ship girl. Otherwise, how could he react to the ship girl?
"This is……"
Looking at the pair of dazzling and beautiful rings in her hands, the smile on Atago's lips curved into an arc that looked very strange, especially her face was flushed.
Apparently, this ring seemed to have turned on some strange switch in her.
But it's not just Atago who is strange. To be more specific, this pair of rings turned on a strange switch among the ship girls.
"Hand it over! Let Taihou take a good look!"
Then, the first discordant voice of Daiho was heard. Her attention was completely drawn to the pair of rings. She immediately stepped forward to snatch them, but Atago dodged her by turning around.
"That won't do. What if the ring falls off if you're so rude? And I'm holding it so you can see it."
Just kidding, how could I let go of something I have got? What's more, Atago knows what these ship girls are thinking. After all, it is exactly the same as what she is thinking now. After all, only people of the same kind can understand the thoughts of their kind.
"Atago, hand over the commander's ring, or I will not show mercy even if it's a colleague from the Sakura Empire."
Akagi also wanted to reach out and grab it just now, but unfortunately Atago got there first, so now when she looked at the ring box, the undisguised desire in her eyes let everyone know how much she wanted it. Don't think that she will show mercy just because they are colleagues. It's better to say that it is because they are colleagues that she can be more ruthless.
"That's right! That's my dear ring. It must belong to me. Put it down immediately!"
Naturally, other camps also joined in the condemnation, but Cheshire's words were particularly shameless. However, shamelessness is better, because only by being shameless can you gain more.
But when it comes to shameless big sisters, there are really many of them, such as New Jersey. This silly rabbit naturally retorted loudly: "Nonsense! This is the wedding ring between Honey and me, it should be mine, do you want to do anything bad to my ring!"
Do you think Cheshire's words are shameless?
No, there are even more shameless ones. Maybe we will see even more shameless ones later.
At this moment, these ship girls were all staring at the ring in Ai Dang's hand, wishing they could snatch it away, and in fact they were now preparing to take action.
"This is Comrade Xiao's stuff. Is this appropriate? We should let the Northern Alliance return it to Comrade Xiao."
"That is the holy object of the Holy Son. You cannot desecrate it!"
"What a beautiful work of art! It would be a waste not to hang it up and enjoy it."
"What do you want to do? Don't forget that this is Donghuang's territory!"
"Tsk, this little kitty is causing trouble again."
………………
Obviously, other camps were also eager to join the battle. They had only one goal, which was to snatch the ring. Moreover, this idea became stronger and stronger, even to the extent of affecting their judgment.
This pair of rings seems like a magic ring, always tempting the ship girls to put them on.
Of course, this so-called magic is actually based on the premise that "it is just Xiao Lele's ring for proposing in the future", so it has an almost fatal attraction to them.
Just as a battle was about to break out, a dark shadow suddenly appeared and the ring in Atago's hand disappeared.
With the ring gone, Atago felt like something very important was missing from her heart.
Such obvious problems have occurred before the ring is even put on. It is hard to imagine what the situation will be like after the ring is actually put on.
The ship girls naturally subconsciously wanted to track down the whereabouts of the ring, and the person who snatched the ring box was none other than Xiao Lele.
Xiao Lele, who had snatched the ring box back, frowned and shouted at them, "It's too early to talk about this now, meow. Besides, the things are mine. You can't take my things without my permission, meow!"
The child spoke up and, for once, rebuked everyone who wanted to fight over something and start a quarrel.
If it were normal, these girls would definitely kneel before him and humbly accept his education, but this time it was obviously different.
Chapter 592: Now that it has begun, it will not be easy to end
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Maybe it may be a bit against my will to say this, but it is indeed an incredible fact. The oath ring between the ship girl and the commander is special, and it is made by Manchu and Command Cat. This special ring has a special blessing effect on the ship girl.
In fact, humans have tried to imitate it, but even if they succeeded, it would just be an ordinary work of art in front of the ship girls.
Therefore, the topic of oath rings has been with us since the emergence of Ship Girls. It is a field that human scientists have never been able to understand. Humans also call this magical technology "Barbarian Technology". It can only be said that it is worthy of being a magical species that appeared with the birth of Ship Girls. Even the handicrafts produced are magical technologies that humans today cannot fully understand.
If a normal human commander wants to start with Manchu and the command cats, it can only be said that he has to pay a very expensive price. And stepping back, it is questionable whether the ship girls are willing to perform the oath ceremony with the human commander after they have been obtained. After all, so far, there are very few humans and ship girls who can really reach the stage of oath. So the human forces do have oath rings, but no ship girl is willing to make an oath with humans, especially in recent years, there is not even a pair of newcomers. So Xiao Lele is attracting much attention, hoping to maintain the relationship between humans and ship girls.
By the way, the ring on this child’s hand was not obtained from human forces. No matter how much Wang Zhenhuang and those old men love children, they would not give rings to children as toys. So this ring was given by Manjiu. At the beginning, those little cuties wanted to give more, but Xiao Lele solemnly refused and only accepted the current pair of rings.
Sometimes it is not a bad thing to receive a lot of things, just like now. If I had accepted all the rings given by those little cuties, now I would have one for each person.
Unfortunately, there are not so many ifs, because the overly sensible Xiao Lele refused to accept too many gifts, resulting in only a pair of rings now. Now, because of this pair of vow rings, an unprecedented civil war storm has been set off in the port area.
Seeing that these big sisters wanted to fight because of a bunch of rings, Xiao Lele couldn't understand it, so he set out to take the rings back and loudly educate these big sisters, but unfortunately...
The temptation of the pledge ring was so extraordinary, or perhaps the thought of "Xiao Lele's ring and bride" had diluted their rationality.
Faced with this righteous sermon, Atago narrowed her eyes slightly. Although she still had a smile on her face, it was obvious that this smile seemed to hide something.
"Xiao Lele, can you give the ring in your hand to me, your sister? I will treat it as a treasure for the rest of my life and keep it by my side."
Instead of being obedient as usual, this pervert tried to ask the child for the ring that was taken away from him.
"Commander, please give the ring to Akagi. I will treat it as a treasure for my whole life and will never take it off!"
"Commander, um... I think I can keep this ring for you."
"Child, it's too early for you to have this. Let me, your mother, keep it for you."
"Yeah, it's too early for Xiao Lele now, why don't you let me hold it for you."
………………
Not only her, the girls who were about to quarrel, turned to Xiao Lele abnormally at this moment, trying every means to trick the ring out of his hand. Oh, and the smiles on their faces now looked very wrong no matter how you looked at them.
"Meow?!"
Admittedly, their weird smiles that were too faithful to their desires frightened the child.
Xiao Lele looked at the rings in his hands, then looked at them slowly surrounding him like zombies. He naturally understood that it was the pair of rings in his hands that caused everyone to be so abnormal.
The child was still young and obviously didn't know what the pair of vow rings meant, but he seemed to regard the rings as some kind of cursed props that could affect other people's minds.
She glanced at everyone, then looked at the ring in her hand, and then stuffed it into her four-dimensional bag: "No! It's this ring that has confused everyone's mind, so I have to put it away, and no one is allowed to ask me from now on!"
After seeing the child put the ring into her small bag, the group of ship girls became obviously anxious.
Falcon rushed to Xiao Lele, took his small bag and tried to look it out: "Xiao Lele, it's too dangerous for you to carry this kind of thing by yourself, so let me, your childhood friend, keep it for you!"
Unfortunately, when she opened the bag, it was just an ordinary bag. Only a few candies fell out of it, and then nothing else was left. It seemed that this four-dimensional bag only recognized Xiao Lele, and no one else could take anything else out of it.
They seemed to realize that they couldn't take what they wanted out of this four-dimensional pocket, so they turned to look at the child, their red eyes flashing with surprise to the extreme.
This scene is indeed scary. In Xiao Lele's eyes, they seem to be cursed by the ring, but fortunately, this child is brave and stubborn enough to say "no" to unreasonable things.
Even Belfast, who was usually the most obedient, said, "My little master, it's too early for you to get a ring. Why don't we both take a step back and deposit it in the Royal Bank in front of everyone and return it when you grow up?"
This is a lie!
She mentioned the Royal Bank. Since it's a bank opened by the royal family themselves, they can still withdraw the money after depositing it. But it's a question of who will get the money in the end.
"No! Comrade, you must not believe this. The royal family will definitely steal from the company!"
Gangut became anxious and immediately started to remind them loudly. Of course, the older sisters in other camps were also reminding them loudly. No one wanted to let this group of hypocritical royals succeed, and the ring must not fall into their hands.
At first, he was a little tempted, but after everyone reminded him, Xiao Lele "woke up" and said, "Forget it, meow. Everyone is so weird. So I will keep this ring by myself. Anyway, I will not take it out, meow. No one should mention it in the future. We can't let the ring break our unity and peace, meow!"
Stop joking, unity and peace have never existed from the beginning. Everyone's usual harmony is limited to Xiao Lele, otherwise this port area would have been demolished long ago.
Now with the appearance of the oath ring, the port area that had originally reached a certain balance point collapsed instantly.
After all, this child was too naive and thought that he could just put the things away. In fact, this group of ship girls had already set their eyes on the child's ring and began to plan how to trick the ring out of his hand.
Chapter 593: The Ship Girls Set Their Eyes on Meowle's Ring
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After that day, the news that "Xiao Lele has a pair of pledge rings on her hands" spread like wildfire throughout the port area in just half a day. It was this news that caused the seemingly harmonious atmosphere in the port area to become a little abnormal, or in other words, a certain balance was broken.
From that day on, even Xiao Lele could clearly feel that the attitude of the older sisters in the port area towards her was significantly different.
Take the Sakura Empire for example. The Sakura Empire ship girls don’t hide their desires at all.
"Commander, Akagi is willing to accept any test, and will definitely be the ship girl who is most worthy of the oath ring!"
Today, Akagi still stubbornly followed Xiao Lele, and made a request to him with an excited blush on his face.
Words like this would be repeated many times a day. Even after being rejected by Xiao Lele every time, Akagi would act as if nothing had happened and repeat the same words again a few hours later as if nothing had happened, as if the cycle had been reset.
And she is not the only one who has encountered this situation. Dafeng and others are also included.
"Commander, Taiho is very obedient and will never cause trouble to you at any time, so please consider the obedient Taiho. Taiho is very suitable for the oath ring."
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