Did you masturbate today Commander?
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Stop joking. What if she gets caught slacking off? Other ships may not care about their reputation, but she, as the royal flagship, still has to save face.
Finally, Xiao Lele frowned and gave the choice to everyone: "Well... okay, so should I just pass by quietly, or should I come out and say hello, meow?"
"Well……"
Unexpectedly, Bismarck, who never compromised, was the first to compromise with difficulty: "I still... I still say hello, Commander. After all, I am one of the ship girls who can't stand being "scared"."
This is a lie!
She simply doesn't want to hear remarks that shouldn't be heard.
This time, it was Xiao Lele who gave her a strange look, which seemed to say, "I didn't expect you to be a big sister who can't help being scared." But because of this, the child compromised: "Okay, I'll come out and say hello to everyone when I pass by next time, meow."
Although it was humiliating and he had to bear the strange setting of "not being able to stand being scared", Bismarck had no choice but to bear everything silently.
Then Xiao Lele retracted the cat's head, and the twisted space tunnel disappeared in front of everyone.
Xiao Lele is missing, but who can guarantee that this child will not suddenly pop up from some unexpected place later?
Anyway, thanks to this kid's sudden appearance, this meeting definitely can't go on.
At the end, everyone obviously had something else to say, but it ended in nothing.
Chapter 585: The Ship Girls Who Are as Clingy as Daughters (Please Subscribe!)
Chapter 585: The Ship Girls Who Are as Clingy as Daughters
The situation in the port area has been a bit strange recently. The self-inspection of the ship girls in the port area has been going on for a whole month, but nothing has been found. Instead, during the self-inspection period, it was discovered that the ship girls Xiao Lele and Yu Jin are spending more and more time together.
When they saw this scene, the ship girls in the port area finally came to their senses and realized that they were being deceived.
He was so focused on self-examination that he neglected the interaction with Xiao Lele, causing the child to fall into Yu Jin's arms recently.
Of course, the above are all the self-imagination of the ship girls in the port area, but according to the current situation, it is actually not far off, so...
Therefore, they simply gave up the so-called self-examination action. Nothing could be found anyway, so who cares... The most important thing right now should be Xiao Lele. They cannot let that group of hateful embers occupy Xiao Lele's time anymore. They must strike back with a strong force.
So recently things have returned to the way they were at the beginning. Xiao Lele's schedule has been packed, and even during his rest time there are a lot of ship girls keeping an eye on this child's free time. In short, this child has almost no private space except for going back to the cat box to rest and sleep. In short, he has been in the hands of various older sisters and younger sisters and has experienced all kinds of love.
As for the Embers, they naturally noticed the overly obvious reactions of the other ship girls. Although these port ship girls often intercepted Xiao Lele from their hands, they were not angry about it. Instead, they felt that the reactions of the port ship girls were too childish. They simply did not bother to argue with them, so they had been observing the port ship girls during this time.
It can only be said that love has made the IQ of these big sisters begin to become worrying. They are obviously elegant big sisters, but when getting along with Xiao Lele, they reveal the childish attitude of girls. On the contrary, Xiao Lele, as a child, often takes care of their emotions.
Maybe I’ve said it once before, but because it’s so important, I have to say it again.
It seems that this group of ship girls are raising children, but in fact it is an old father raising a group of ignorant daughters. In short, it is very funny.
The girls were all very lively, but little Lele felt uncomfortable because she had no private space at all.
Being loved by this group of overly enthusiastic girls, most commanders would be so envious that they would bite their handkerchiefs, but Xiao Lele has been worried recently.
It's not for anything else, it's because during this period of time, this group of ship girls have been sticking to him almost all the time. If there were only five major camps before, it would have been busy enough. Now it has become nine major camps plus a Embers with very few ships. The number of ship girls has increased sharply, but there is only one commander, Xiao Lele. The result is naturally self-evident. This group of ship girls are all vying to touch Xiao Lele.
Even this kid has been a little resistant to being rubbed recently, so you can imagine how excessively he has been rubbed.
But these are not the point. The important thing is that this kid has almost no private time recently. According to the agreed time, he should contact Zero regularly, but he really can't find free time recently, because every time this kid thinks there may be no ship girls around, other ship girls will always emerge from some strange corners and pick him up and play with him.
All I can say is that things have changed. In the past, it was always little Lele who would come out from unknown places to scare people. This time, it was the child's turn to be frightened by the KanColles who came out from unknown places.
Thanks to this group of overly enthusiastic girls, Xiao Lele has not been able to find a chance to contact Ling these days. This has made the child start to worry. If he does not contact this good friend regularly, will the other party worry?
It is obvious that until today, Zero is still maintaining his previous personality and has not revealed his identity as Siren at all. For a moment, I really don’t know whether to say that Xiao Lele is too trusting of others or too stupid to be deceived for so long.
At least she had no intention of revealing the truth until Ling took the initiative to break the deadlock, or until Xiao Lele realized it, so she would faithfully play out this character every time they met. Although she still had a blank expression on her face, the observers and purifiers who knew her could see that she was having a lot of fun.
Due to the reality that he really couldn't find any free time, Xiao Lele was finally forced to poke his head out of the cat box in the middle of the night when he should have been resting. After confirming that his room was pitch black and there were no other ship girls around, he retreated back into the cat box and closed the door (cat box).
If possible, he really didn't want to take up the evening rest time. After all, people also needed to rest. Even Xiao Lele would feel embarrassed to disturb them so late.
But this time he was really forced to do so. He had to be watched closely at all times recently, and he couldn't find any chance to be alone. He had no choice but to choose to contact her tonight.
"Come out! Sister Zero, nyan!"
Inside the cat box, Xiao Lele assumed the Amazon transformation posture and called out softly.
When had Wang Lele ever felt so aggrieved... Well, he felt so aggrieved now. He didn't even have a suitable private time and space. He was forced to squeeze into a small cat box to assure his friends that he was safe.
"LeLe, why did you contact me so late today? Did something happen?"
In line with the size of the cat box, Zero, like a small figurine, appears inside the cat box. After the equipment is upgraded, it is no longer a projection screen, but a holographic projection.
In the completely dark cat box, Ling, who was emitting a faint light, was like a fairy in the night. Although he knew why Xiao Lele summoned him at this time, he had to put on a complete show, so he pretended to know nothing as soon as he appeared.
Looking at her friend who was called out by her late at night, Xiao Lele quickly crouched down and explained to her: "I'm sorry to call you out at this time, meow, Sister Ling, because I really can't find time to contact you during the day, so I can only teach you to come out at this time. I hope I didn't disturb Sister Ling's rest, meow?"
"No, you can call me anytime from now on. My schedule is different from yours."
Just kidding, she is keeping an eye on Xiao Lele 24 hours a day through the port area surveillance network, so no matter when the child calls her, she can respond immediately.
But now she had to pretend to be ignorant and concerned about the child: "Compared to all this, Xiao Lele, are you okay? You look a little tired."
"Tired? A little bit, meow. After all, I don't know why everyone has been so clingy to me these days. I'm almost always carried around by everyone. I feel more tired than usual, meow."
Although he was loved the whole time and even feared that he would suffer any grievance, this over-pampering still made him feel stressed and caused him mental fatigue.
Chapter 586 The Arrival of the Arbitration Authority (Subscribe!)
Chapter 586 The Arrival of the Arbitration Authority
How should I put it? Their love is so extreme that they don't even notice the burden they are putting on the child. Perhaps they think their love is not exaggerated, but the total amount accumulated is enormous, and they themselves don't realize that their love is deteriorating.
Seeing the slightly tired look of the child who had called him out late at night, a ripple miraculously appeared on Zero's expressionless face.
Even she felt heartbroken when she mentioned the child, so she couldn't help but express her concern: "I'm fine, but Lele, if you're tired, you should cut off the call and take a rest."
"It's okay, meow!"
As a boy, Xiao Lele naturally didn't want to show his incompetent side in front of a girl, so he naturally said stubbornly: "And how is Sister Ling doing recently? The evil organization hasn't found you, right? Do you need my help?"
For some reason, this kid was quite interested in this aspect of the setting.
This behavior made Ling fall into confusion. It might be her illusion or misjudgment. She could actually see a hint that Xiao Lele dared to expect her to say that he needed his help.
Obviously, this child is very much looking forward to intervening in the enemies set up on his side. As expected, every teenager always has his middle school moments in his heart, and even Xiao Lele is no exception. It would be better to say that it is not strange because of this child.
Even Xiao Lele is determined to fight against the evil organization. After all, he has watched Kamen Rider for so many years and it’s not in vain.
Gazing at the expectant expression in the child's eyes, Zero briefly wondered if he should have not set this up in the first place. It was a good thing that the child cared about him, but the child seemed to care more about the evil organization he had fabricated behind him.
Although she felt sorry, she had to break the child's fantasy: "Don't worry, from the moment I escaped from the evil organization, they have no hope of finding me, so I have been safe recently. On the contrary, Xiao Lele, you actually want to confront the evil organization, which is a very dangerous idea. Don't have such dangerous thoughts in the future."
Although such an organization does not actually exist, or she herself is one of the cadres of the so-called evil organization, she still does not want the child to put himself in danger and do dangerous things, so he must be properly educated.
"Mmmmm...Okay."
Little Lele frowned, but still accepted the education from this older sister honestly and humbly.
Looking at the child's frowning face, Zero, who knew the child's habits very well, naturally knew what the other party was thinking, so she planned to continue educating him.
"Um?!"
But at this moment, Zero's holographic projection became garbled and distorted for a moment.
"Meow?"
Xiao Lele was stunned for a moment, and seeing the other party's momentary shock, he immediately asked: "Sister Ling, are you okay?"
This situation has never happened before. After watching too many special effects films, he knew that this situation might mean there was a problem, so he was very worried about this friend.
It was only a moment of abnormality, and then Zero returned to normal and said soothingly: "Just now, the fluctuation of the space magnetic field affected the equipment. I am fine. As you can see, I am very safe now, so if you are fine, you can rest early. We still have to deal with those troublesome ship girls tomorrow."
"It's good if you're alright, nyan, good night, Sister Zero."
After confirming that everything was fine, Xiao Lele waved goodbye to her and said good night.
In a sense, the kid was right to worry. The garbled code distortion at that moment was indeed a problem on Zero's side.
Originally, she wanted to stay here and record the child's adorable sleeping face, but due to an unknown accident, she had to temporarily give up this tempting action.
After taking a last look at the peacefully sleeping child, Zero decisively turned around and disappeared.
In the blink of an eye, the data returned to a deep-sea base somewhere. She had just said "fluctuations in the space magnetic field", which sounded like a high-sounding explanation, but in simple translation it was fluctuations in space jumps, and it was a special space tunnel that could only be sensed by Sirens.
The space jump fluctuations that left all the Sirens defenseless was like saying "I'm coming" again, but the location was still in the deep-sea base where she and the observers often operated.
When Zero's figure appeared on the main screen of the deep-sea base, or when she saw clearly one of the figures in the control room, her already expressionless face instantly became even more indifferent.
“Don’t look so cold. Were you having fun role-playing with the Singularity just now?”
A teasing and evil tone sounded, and it was the tone of a big sister with a hint of charm. Among the Sirens, only one existence would use such an tone, which was why Zero showed a very disapproving cold expression on his face.
That’s right, this time a new Siren ship girl has come, or to be more precise, a huge trouble has come this time, because this Siren ship girl is the Arbitrator Hermit IX who belongs to the Presidential Office.
This Siren ship girl is, to some extent, a similar outlier to the Purifier, as she is recognized as a fun ship by the entire Siren family.
Why didn't anyone else come? Why did this fun boat come? I have to say my luck is really bad.
But if it was this person, then it might be a blessing in disguise. If it was Empress and the others who came, then it would be an even worse situation.
But facing this fun ship, Zero really couldn't feel happy no matter what.
I believe she is definitely not the only one who thinks this way. The Observer has been standing aside in silence like a great enemy from beginning to end, and only the Purifier is joining in the fun with that stupid face who doesn't understand what is going on.
Therefore, the current situation is extremely strange. As the source of all the strange atmosphere, Hermit has no awareness at all and even continues to tease as if he is familiar with the place.
"What's wrong? Don't be silent. After all, seeing the "singularity" is a good thing. We in the President's Office didn't expect that your experimental agency would actually find the "singularity" and you even want to keep it to yourself. It's really too much."
Listening to her opera-like speech, neither Zero nor the observer took the initiative to speak, and they didn't even look at each other in a good manner.
But the more this happened, the happier this Fun Ship was. He said with a smile, "We came at the perfect time. Otherwise, we wouldn't have seen the omnipotent intelligent life forms of the Siren playing role-playing games with the Singularity. If I told anyone about this, no one would believe me."
Although Ling, as an intelligent life, does not have the shame of humans, it does not mean that she is willing to be controlled by others, especially by this annoying fun ship.
It has to be said that the situation seems to have changed because of this sudden arbitrator.
Chapter 587: Fun Ship Hermit
The location is still here in the deep sea base. Due to some unexpected changes, the situation on the Siren side has also undergone some subtle changes. Originally, only the Zero-Sum Observer had the final say here, and the Purifier acted as a mascot. This situation has finally changed.
Before, they were worried that the stupid Purifier's mistake would attract the arbitrator of the Arbitration Authority. Now they all knew that the arrival of the Arbitration Authority was an fait accompli. But when the time really came, it was still hard to accept. After all, the one coming was the bad-tempered Fun Ship.
Facing the arbitration body that had finally arrived, both Zero and the observers remained silent. They were thinking about how to gain more negotiation advantages from the arbitrator.
Only the Purifier was truly silent with his mind blank. Even though this guy was an idiot, he at least clearly realized that this was the trouble he had caused, so he kept silent and didn't say anything. Otherwise, he might be thrown into a deep sea trench and locked up in a small dark room.
After all, since she often dealt with experimental institutions, Hermit was very clear about the personalities of zero-sum observers, and even more so about what they were thinking.
So she took the initiative to stop her sarcastic remarks and changed her tone to one that was open for discussion: "Don't be so serious. I got here first this time and saw such an interesting thing. Don't you want to have such an interesting thing to yourself?"
Listening to her ambiguous words, the observers couldn't help but frown: "What do you mean by this?"
You have to be careful when interacting with this fun boat. If you are not careful, the consequences could be worse than a car capsize.
Hermit also noticed their vigilance, but she didn't care. Instead, she whispered in a succubus-like tone: "What I mean is that I can help you conceal the matter of the "singularity", and even help you make false reports and trick other arbitrators to leave this world line."
When the words were made clear, their expressions became more alert.
Zero, who remained calm throughout, questioned her, "What do you want to do?"
"Finally you're willing to speak up. It's so tiring to communicate with you guys who like to scheme all the time."
It was just a small complaint, but it was really a case of the pot calling the kettle black. Hermit threw out her own chips to them: "The idea is that it is really interesting to see you and the "Singularity" get along, so I plan to observe it in my own way. Letting other arbitrators come over will undoubtedly disturb the fun, so before I have my fun, I can help you hide it from other arbitrators."
It is indeed a fun ship. When this was said, it fully reflected its nature as a fun ship. It actually chose to hide such an important matter from other arbitrators for such a thing.
This shows that she is the type who is completely loyal to her own desires.
"Is it all just a matter of observation?"
It sounds like a great proposal, but the more so, the more cautious they need to be. After all, the higher-level Siren ship girls are very cunning and can easily fall into the other party's language trap if they are not careful, so they must figure out the other party's motives.
It can be seen that Siren is not a monolithic entity. The experimental agency and the arbitration agency each have their own responsibilities, and no one will actively interfere with anyone else. However, all this is based on the premise that they are not interested in the project. For example, now, if they encounter a project of interest, they will naturally have a reason to intervene.
In fact, the arbitration agency did not know that the experimental agency had hidden Xiao Lele. If they knew, the upper sirens in this world line would definitely not be just observers and purifiers.
This also leads to the conclusion that the arbitration body is not a monolithic entity. Hermit is the best example. As long as it is something she is interested in, she can even help conceal other things. As for the interests and unity of the arbitration body... Sorry, there has never been such a thing in the arbitration body. Each of their arbitrators is independent and has his or her own experimental projects. Under normal circumstances, there will not be much overlap.
But now the situation has changed. Given that Xiao Lele is called a "singularity" for unknown reasons, I believe that other arbitrators will be very interested and gather around. At that time, the situation will only become more complicated.
Of course, Hermet was aware of the consequences, so she made this request for her own amusement.
"It's definitely not possible to just observe."
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