Did you masturbate today Commander?

Formal naval organizations all have fixed holidays, not to mention special children like Xiao Lele. In fact, as long as he wants, every day can be a holiday. But this child still has the courage to work, and because he has never taken the initiative to mention that he wants to use the long vacation he has saved, everyone has almost forgotten about it.

Now this child asked for leave for such a funny reason, and on this ***, which made Yixian confused. Simply refusing would definitely not work, and he would definitely need to coax and deceive him. This was the situation that troubled Yixian the most.

After all, the child's request is completely within the normal application scope. As responsible adults, even if they refuse, they must come up with reasons that can convince the child, otherwise they would be making trouble unreasonably, so the pressure suddenly fell on Yixian.

When she saw the expression on the child's face that said "I'm waiting for your answer", she suddenly felt... was she being dumped with a big pot?

Even so, she still had to bite the bullet and think of a way to make up for her previous refusal: "Commander, I'm sorry that I can't let you take a vacation, because we are so busy these days. As you can see, we have been busy installing new equipment and inspecting old equipment these days. We don't even have time to come and accompany you, little Lele."

Xiao Lele knew about this. After all, he sneaked into the data center of the new equipment while everyone was busy and plugged it in. Naturally, he knew that everyone was busy.

So the child said, "In that case, I should not hinder everyone's busy work. I can go out treasure hunting with my friends."

It seems that he is really determined to go treasure hunting. Even if he is alone with his friends and does not bring these ship girls with him, he still wants to go out treasure hunting.

“How can this be possible?”

Yixian left his seat and came to Xiao Lele, picked him up and comforted him: "You should know that your safety is the most important thing now. Although we are busy, your safety will always be one of our top priorities, so we can't let you leave the port. Please understand our work."

We should be thankful that this child is reasonable. If he were an ordinary naughty child, he would definitely lie on the ground and throw a tantrum, and would keep crying if he didn't agree.

So in a way, Yixian hit the weak spot of this child. Knowing that this child was ignorant and would not make unreasonable demands, he reasoned with the child and wanted to convince him to give up his unrealistic application.

As a sensible child, Xiao Lele naturally knew not to bother the older sisters too much, so he jumped out of Yixian's arms, went to the window and pointed outside: "At worst, I won't go far, meow, and my friends just heard my application and have already built the pirate ship meow."

He was lying on the window, looking out at the coastline. There was a sailboat floating on the sea that was totally inconsistent with the style of the port area.

"What?"

A group of ship girls hurried to the window and looked out, and they really found a sailing ship, but the deck was full of barbarians and commanding cats wearing pirate costumes from the last century. These little cuties were waving their hands and shouting towards them, as if they were saying to Xiao Lele, "We've built it, and we can set sail now."

What speed is this?

How much time had passed since the child had this sudden impulse?

These barbarians actually built a sailing ship? And they went directly to the sea?

They admitted that building a sailboat was not difficult, but it was too fast. How much do these little cuties dote on little Lele to be able to build a sailboat to sea in such an outrageous time.

"Everyone is waiting for me, Yixian, can I go out to sea? Even around here is fine."

Xiao Lele once again launched a fierce attack towards Yixian and the others with his eyes shining.

Although this child is indeed cute, but...

"I'm sorry, Commander. We can't even go near the sea. I'm sorry to disappoint my friends."

You're joking. How could Yixian let this kid go out to sea, even near the coast?

You should know that there is a clear statement in the breeding manual, that is, the child must never be allowed to go out to sea. As a result, the first Sirens raid on the port led to the exposure of the child.

This child is the apple of their eyes. They will never let this child go out to sea, let alone give those hateful Sirens a chance to take advantage of her.

"Is it still not working after all..."

In response to Yixian’s rejection, the cat ears on Xiao Lele’s head drooped weakly.

Although it is very cruel, it is necessary to be cruel. Everything is for the safety of the child.

But even if he refused, he couldn't just leave it alone. Yixian quickly stepped forward and hugged the child to comfort him: "I'm sorry, Commander, this is a sensitive period and we can't let you go out as you please. But as compensation, we won't stop you from having fun in the port area."

Although they have rejected the offer, they still have to deal with the child's psychological issues. If this rejection causes a psychological gap or generation gap in the child, then the loss will definitely outweigh the gain, so subsequent psychological counseling is absolutely necessary.

Even though he was being stroked, the cat ears on his head were still drooping. The state of the cat ears also indirectly reflected Xiao Lele's mental state.

Seeing this, Yixian and the surrounding ship girls couldn't help but sigh. No matter how sensible a child is, he is still a child. If he is not guided well, he will definitely be blamed by the child.

Although they have never been parents, even if they have not eaten pork, have they never seen pigs running? From the moment they decided to become the ship girls under the command of this child, the parenting guide became one of the compulsory textbooks for the ship girls in the port area. It pointed out in the guide that "you cannot simply reject the child and then ignore everything. Although the child is young, he will feel resentful if he is rejected about his own affairs."

Educating children is not an easy task, but the ship girls all expressed that they enjoy it and want to provide more comprehensive care. They want to give all they can to the child, and even begin to imagine what kind of adult the child will grow up to be under their education.

The difficulty and temptation of this kind of training makes the ship girls deeply addicted to it, but this definitely does not include the option of letting the child complain. This is the only thing that must be avoided at all costs.

Finally, Yixian could only sincerely apologize to the child: "I'm sorry, Xiao Lele, I let you down. If you feel resentful, you can hate me. Even so, I still don't want you to go out to sea."

She really couldn't think of any reason to coax the child. Maybe if she used this reason today, she would have to use more reasons tomorrow.

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Chapter 580 Goodbye, Golden Merry

Sometimes sincerity is the best killer. Instead of making excuses that require more lies, sincerity can solve many problems, just like now.

Facing Yixian's sincere sadness and apology, Xiao Lele quickly patted her cheek to comfort her: "I hate Yixian, meow. I may be a little disappointed that I can't go out to play, but I'm far from hating her. I'm not the kind of child who makes trouble for no reason."

Whether it is Yixian or this group of ship girls, they must be thankful for one thing again, that is, this child is a sensible and good child, otherwise how would they have the opportunity to reason here.

Xiao Lele pointed at the magnificent sailboat outside the window and said, "It's a shame if we don't use the sailboat we built with so much effort."

Everyone looked out the window at the sailboat floating on the sea again. It was just as the child said, it was difficult to build, and it would be a waste if it was not used. But using it meant going out to sea, so it could only be wasted once.

"It's a shame indeed. Why don't we go outside and take a look? Perhaps this sailboat can be used for other purposes."

So, Yixian picked up the child and went to the coastline with everyone else. They looked at this wooden sailing ship full of medieval style, an outdated product of that era, which they could sink with a single shot from their naval guns.

“Meow meow meow meow meow!”

Little Lele seemed a little excited and kept meowing.

Yixian was always worried, so he held the child tightly in his arms, as if he was afraid that the child would get happy and climb onto the sailboat. Climbing onto the sailboat would mean touching the sea surface, and who knows if the Siren would suddenly attack.

Manjiu and the command cats on the sailboat came down one after another and came in front of Xiao Lele, talking in encrypted conversations that they could not understand at all.

I don’t know what Xiao Lele communicated with these little cuties. They all looked disappointed. It seemed that Xiao Lele had already explained the situation that they couldn’t go out to sea.

In any case, it would be a waste to build such a large sailing ship if it is not used.

For this reason, Ping Hai raised his hand and suggested: "How about moving such a magnificent pirate ship to the amusement park in the port area? Just add some swinging settings and it can be the same as a roller coaster."

Unfortunately, Xiao Lele shook his head and rejected this suggestion: "Forget it, meow. The ship is supposed to sail freely on the sea, not be fixed in one place. It's too pitiful, meow."

Although everyone knows that the child is very sensible, his mature way of thinking still makes everyone look at him with admiration.

Ning Hai seemed a little surprised and asked, "Huh? In that case, Xiao Lele, what are you going to do with this sailboat?"

"Of course, we should let the ship sail on the sea, open the sails, and let it drift freely on the sea."

I didn't expect Xiao Lele to make such a decision. Although he was held by Yixian, he opened his arms and faced the sailboat: "No matter what kind of ship it is, it would be a pity if it can't sail on the sea. Maybe it's a bit of a shame for everyone's efforts. If everyone can accept it, let's do it this way."

“Chichichichichichichichi!”

"Meow! Meow meow meow meow meow!"

The group of wild cats and command cats had flames in their eyes and raised their cute little hands to express their absolute support for any suggestions made by the child. They also began to put them into practice while agreeing with them.

Eventually they still have to go out to sea, but this time the voyage is a little different from the usual. After all, only this sailing ship is going out to sea. Manjiu and the command cats are making the final inspection.

The big barbarian who built the boat slid down from the ropes of the boat and came to Xiao Lele's side: "Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp."

As usual, the ship girls who were listening nearby could not understand the encrypted language at all. Even though they were curious, they could not understand what these little cuties were talking about with Xiao Lele.

"Yeah, since we're going to set sail, we must have a majestic name, nya."

Fortunately, Xiao Lele did not use encrypted language, so everyone could understand what he and the barbarians were talking about. They were coming to consult Xiao Lele's opinion on the naming of the sailing ship.

Then the child jumped out of Yixian's arms, came to the edge of the coastline, looked up at the huge sailing ship, and seemed to be thinking about what name to give it.

Xiao Lele was thinking seriously about the name of this ship. Since it was both a sailing ship and a pirate ship, he thought of the last great pirate of the Golden Age.

Then he blurted out, "It's decided! Your name is 'Royal Fortune' meow!"

After a flash of inspiration, the name of the ship was decided, which was the name of a famous pirate ship in history.

After deciding on the name, Xiao Lele even took out his good friend's seal and stamped his cat paw seal on the side of the hull near the coastline. The next second, the barbarians came forward to solidify it to ensure that the seal would be permanently retained.

"Chichichichichi, chichichichichichichichi!"

A sound was also heard from the barbarians on the deck, indicating that the name carving had been completed. The name of the sailing ship had been carved as "Royal Fortune".

Everything was ready, Xiao Lele raised his hand and shouted: "Everyone! It's about to set sail!"

Following the child's command, the barbarians and command cats on the boat spread out the canvas and slid down the ropes one after another.

The ship was completely emptied, and with the sea breeze blowing, it began to drift gradually towards the open sea.

Little Lele chased the sailing ship all the way to the edge of the coastline. Looking at the back of the sailing ship gradually heading out to sea, he raised his hand and said goodbye loudly: "Goodbye, my friend Royal Fortune, sail freely on the sea meow, I look forward to seeing you again someday in the future meow!"

Unexpectedly, Xiao Lele still has a strange sailor's romance in some ways.

This time, the ship girls stood by and watched the whole time. Although they successfully avoided Xiao Lele’s crisis of going out to sea, but...

Watching the child waving goodbye to a sailing ship, they miraculously felt uncomfortable. They were obviously the child's ship, and the other side was just a sailing ship that couldn't withstand their cannon fire.

I can only say that it is really unreasonable for these ship girls to be jealous. They are even jealous of a sailing ship.

But no matter what, at least they did prevent the child from going out this time.

Only Xiao Lele was thinking about the sailboat that was slowly sailing out on the other side. The sailboat was drifting freely on the blue sea with the sea breeze.

However, the end of the sea level was covered with dark clouds, and flashes of lightning could be seen in the clouds. There seemed to be some kind of storm circle ahead. The Royal Fortune, pushed forward by the sea breeze, was slowly approaching the storm circle covered with thunderclouds.

Chapter 581: The Nth Internal Meeting of the Port District

Almost half a month had passed since the sailing ship set out, and almost everyone had forgotten about this ship. Only a mini ship model of the Royal Fortune appeared on Xiao Lele's desk. This was a model he asked the barbarians to make in memory of his friend who only had one day.

As long as it is working hours, Xiao Lele always wipes the ship model carefully every time he comes.

This time, the ship girls rejected the boy's application to go to sea with their tough attitude. It seemed like a very ordinary thing, but these ship girls showed ambiguous pride one by one.

This in itself is not something to be proud of. It is indeed becoming increasingly difficult to understand what is going on in the heads of these ship girls.

But it doesn’t matter whether you understand it or not. What matters is that after the first time, there will definitely be a second, third, and fourth time…

They can firmly refuse the first time, but what about the second and third time?

This is obviously not possible. A sensible child may be able to understand and sympathize with you the first few times, but this is definitely not a long-term solution. Sooner or later, you will be blamed by your child. This is the only result that must be avoided no matter what.

To this end, they gathered again in White Eagle's office today for a secret meeting.

Only older sisters attended the meeting this time, and the younger sisters were sent out to play.

"Everyone, I believe that everyone has already understood the purpose of this meeting. So let's talk about how to solve this problem now. Maybe we can get away with it the first time or the second time, but if it happens more than once, even we will have a hard time explaining it. Is there any good way to ease this situation?"

In White Eagle's territory, the company as the owner of the territory will naturally be the first to speak.

Fortunately, Yixian had blocked their application for going overseas this time, but what about next time? They couldn't rely on Yixian every time, as this would make the rest of their camp look useless.

"Is there even any need to discuss this? Of course, we should nip the possibility in the bud!"

Akagi was still the first to make trouble. She ignored her superior Nagato and stood up. As expected, she attacked the Royal Navy: "After all, this time it was all because of you, the Royal Navy girls, who caused this trouble! You must apologize for this trouble!"

To be honest, it feels really bad to be caught with this kind of handle, but you can't find any words to refute it. This makes Elizabeth extremely frustrated. Just look at her blushing face now, she wants to refute, but can't find the words to refute.

Finally, the head maid came out to apologize to everyone on her behalf: "We are very sorry that this incident was caused by our Royal Navy shipgirls. We have sent Firefly to the small dark room for reflection, and we promise that our Royal Navy will never make the same mistake again in the future."

That's right, it was the small dark room where the Royal Ark and the Black Royal Ark were held separately. A little expellee was imprisoned in that place. It is conceivable that he is now scared and crying loudly, which will definitely help him reflect on himself.

And Belfast's words definitely have a hidden meaning. The Royal Family can guarantee that there will not be such mistakes or accidents, but the implication is that other camps may not necessarily make the same mistakes.

For this reason, she also pointed out: "Everyone, before the mistake happened, who could have foreseen that such an opinion document would make the little master have such an impulse? No one can guarantee that the seemingly innocent document will lead to another kind of mistake next time."

What she said was not without reason. After all, the documents were screened by this group of ship girls. How could they have thought that a document that looked like a story could trigger this child's wildly imaginative decision?

Unless they completely abolish the step of reviewing official documents, there is no guarantee that the child will see strange documents one day and make strange associations.

Obviously, this is very unrealistic. What else can a commander who does not review and approve documents do? He is almost sidelined.

Belfast only knew the key point and guided them: "Everyone, instead of worrying about this mistake, the real core is to fundamentally solve the young master's desire to go out."

She guided everyone's thinking to the core issue. Today, the child had the wild idea of ​​going to sea because of a story essay, but who knows what things they regarded as small problems tomorrow might trigger the child's desire to go to sea again. So instead of dealing with these small problems, it is better to solve Xiao Lele himself from the root.

The question finally hit the nail on the head. Even if New Jersey was being unreasonable, they were speechless and knew that they could not guarantee their own camp, or whether they would make this child suddenly want to go to sea because of the opinion documents one day.

The ultimate problem lies with the child, and this meeting is to resolve this problem.

"Everyone is welcome to speak freely. How can we eliminate the problem at its root?"

Enterprise was not interested in arguing with them over the meaningless situation just now, so when the topic got back on track, she spoke again: "I also agree with Belfast's opinion. Instead of paying attention to these small problems, we should think of ways to solve the commander. After all, we can't always rely on Donghuang."

As representatives of Donghuang, Yixian and Zhenhai naturally attended the meeting. They had no objection to the targeted remarks made by the enterprises. This was not just Donghuang's problem. If these camps were really so useless, they might as well take Xiao Lele and leave the port area to start their own business.

When asked about this, the originally lively scene suddenly fell into silence.

After all, this is a matter involving Xiao Lele's personal will, and even they dare not speak casually.