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"Haha~ I'm so sleepy."
At this time, Yang Yan came back from the bathroom and yawned, just passing by the kitchen door: "I should have gone to bed a long time ago, but I didn't expect to delay it for so long because of a cat box. I don't believe that I can't make the command cat in the cat box tick by tomorrow, huh...?"
On the way back to the room, she saw a faint light coming from the kitchen. It was the dark seabed here, but Yangyan did not think of ghosts or monsters. Instead, she wondered who came out to eat at this time.
She didn't think too much and went straight into the kitchen to catch the thief: "Hey, if you eat now, tomorrow you will..."
She walked in yawning, wanting to catch the cheating guy in the act, but before she could finish her words, the horrifying scene she saw made her stop abruptly.
In a dim environment, the refrigerator has too many supplies that block the view of the refrigerator light, so the already dim environment becomes even dimmer. In addition, the half-raised cat box also blocks part of the light, making it even dimmer.
After hearing the sound, Xiao Lele's eyes also flashed towards Yang Yan. Due to the superposition of many factors, what the other party saw was an indescribable thing with flashing horror eyes under the half-raised cat box. It seemed to be eating and making the sound of chewing food. With the superposition of horror elements, it looked even more terrifying.
Just at this moment, Yangyan remembered that those malicious older sisters seemed to have said that many refugee transport ships had sunk in this sea area before.
Whatever it was, she froze at that moment, the dark, wriggling object under the cat box staring at her with a dim light.
Yang Yan, who originally did not believe in ghosts and gods, felt a sense of fear rising from the deepest part of his heart under the gaze of that dark gaze.
“Box Monster aa ...
As Yang Yan screamed, she was so frightened that she lost consciousness and fell to the ground.
After all, it’s the Sakura Empire ship girl, so she would definitely say “monster”. If it was the White Eagle ship girl, what she would shout out now is “ghost”.
While Yang Yan was losing consciousness, Xiao Lele was also frightened and became stiff. Especially when the other party screamed and lost consciousness, he was so scared that he quickly took out an equal amount of red tips and supply coins and stuffed them into the refrigerator and closed it. No matter how panicked he was, he did not forget to pay before leaving, otherwise he would become a robber.
This sound echoed throughout the entire port area. The port area deep under the sea was already an enclosed space, and it was even quieter late at night. There was no doubt that this scream penetrated the entire port area.
For a moment, no matter whether it was the little sisters and sisters who were sleeping, or the big sisters who were not asleep, everyone was disturbed by the scream, and rushed to the place where the sound came from, and then found Yang Yan who had lost consciousness. Everyone surrounded him to check the situation.
It was also because of this accident that Xiao Lele’s plan to explore the exit was temporarily unsuccessful. He could only return to his original position temporarily during the chaos and wait for the next exploration opportunity.
But...is there really another chance?
Chapter 539: Testimony from Yang Yan
“Aa ...
It was a new day. The underwater port area seemed peaceful under the sunlight from above. There were many schools of fish surrounding the port area. However, such a peaceful atmosphere was broken by a scream.
There is no doubt that the one who screamed was Yang Yan who lost consciousness last night. It seemed that she even dreamed of some horrible scene, which caused her to scream loudly and lose consciousness from the screaming. Until now, she woke up from the screaming again.
"Ah, she's awake! She's awake! She's finally awake!"
Bristol, who had been waiting for a long time, heard her scream and was actually a little happy to call everyone over. After all, no one knew what happened to the child suddenly and she fainted at the kitchen door.
Yang Yan, who had not yet recovered from the shock, kept shouting, "Monster! There is a monster in the port area!!!"
He kept repeating these mysterious statements, and it was obvious that he saw something that caused him a great shock before he lost consciousness, which made everyone even more curious.
"Calm down, Kagero, calm down in my arms for a while."
After all, it was an expulsion from his own camp. Musashi stepped forward and stuffed the noisy Yangyan into his towering chest, interrupting the noise immediately.
To be honest, Musashi's chest (harmony) seems to really have some kind of forced calming effect. At least now, isn't it physically making the opponent gradually calm down? The other expellees didn't say anything, but looked at Musashi's chest (harmony) with envy. After all, most of the expellees have the dream of having big breasts, and they fantasize that one day they will have a pair of magnificent breasts like Musashi.
Although he didn't know what had provoked the other party, it didn't stop Musashi from comforting his little sister: "Yangyan, calm down, there are colleagues all around, tell us what happened last night?"
Although she stopped making a scene, Yangyan still had a tearful and terrified expression: "Master Musashi, there is a monster in the port area! And it is a box monster. I saw it last night. That monster...that monster stole food from our kitchen refrigerator. It was really scary!"
It felt like... it was as if I had said nothing. My colleagues around me couldn't help but look at each other, and those expulsion girls couldn't help but start teasing.
“Puchi! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, no, I really can’t help it! I’m dying of laughter!”
"Yangyan, I told you not to tell ghost stories before going to bed, but you didn't listen."
"I think you're still asleep, Yangyan. You could even faint from going to the bathroom."
"I didn't expect you, Kagero, to be afraid of ghosts."
"Kagero, you're too tired from yesterday's battle. You should rest for a while."
………………
Obviously, this group of friends did not take his words seriously, and even thought that Yang Yan must not have woken up yet, otherwise how could he say such nonsense in his sleep.
"What I said is true!"
It seemed that neither the little friends nor the older sisters took my words seriously, and I even felt like I was exhausted.
Yang Yan was anxious about this, and tried to argue loudly for himself: "I was not confused because of sleep. I am very sure that I did not see it wrong at that time. I was definitely not mistaken. There was indeed a "monster" stealing food from the kitchen refrigerator, and it was a box monster!"
Although she tried hard to explain, it was obvious that everyone's teasing attitude did not take her seriously.
Seeing that everyone not only did not take it seriously, but even showed a teasing look as if "this child may not have woken up yet", she became anxious. After all, she was definitely not confused by sleep, and she did not see it wrong. She did see something strange. In order to prove this, she had to prove it to herself.
"Yangyan, you are indeed tired. There is still some time before the next voyage, so you should take this time to rest well."
In fact, not only Musashi, but even the other older sisters felt that she must be exhausted, otherwise how could she make such unreliable remarks.
"You don't believe me?!"
Yangyan was not only anxious, but also furious. After all, even she didn't want to be labeled as "the weird ship that fainted when going to the toilet at night", so she had to prove her innocence: "I'm telling the truth! Of course, the box monster ate a lot of things in the refrigerator. If you don't believe me, I'll take you there to prove it now!"
So, she forcibly pulled Musashi's hand and walked towards the kitchen. Although Musashi didn't take it seriously, since she insisted so much, she could only let her hold her hand and follow her.
Since there is usually not much entertainment in the port area, how could we miss such a fun thing, so it was natural for everyone to follow together to see what was going on.
"Master Musashi, and everyone else! Open your eyes and look carefully. Most of the things in the refrigerator were eaten by that box monster last night. Is this the proof...?!"
Coming to the refrigerator, Yang Yan opened the double doors of the refrigerator in front of everyone. The moment she opened the doors, her innocence was actually proven, but... the result was a little different from what she expected.
Wow wow wow~~~~
A bunch of things poured out of the refrigerator. From the sound, you could tell that they were not food, but a bunch of red spikes and supply coins. All the food in the refrigerator disappeared, replaced by a bunch of blinding red spikes and supply coins.
At this moment, Yang Yan's innocence was indeed confirmed, but looking at the funds pouring out of the refrigerator, even she was dumbfounded and had no idea what was going on.
The food was indeed gone as the other party said, and the money that replaced it made them confused about what was going on.
Yangyan's brain froze again. The food was indeed gone, but she didn't know how to explain this scene.
Instead, Kaguya couldn't help but ask, "Yangyan, the box you mentioned... did the box monster eat the food and leave this pile of money behind?"
"Ah this..."
Faced with such a situation, even Yang Yan didn't know how to answer: "...If I say I don't know, will you believe me?"
Obviously, no one would believe it, but now the problem has indeed occurred. The food in the refrigerator has disappeared, and the murderer is the "box monster" mentioned by Yangyan, but they definitely don't believe what the gods and monsters said. It must be something else they don't know.
"That's right! I remembered it!!!"
Just as everyone fell silent, an important piece of information came out of the memory before the memory blackout last night: "The cardboard box of the box monster is the cat box we salvaged yesterday. The pattern on the cardboard box is exactly the same!"
Suddenly, he looked like he had discovered the truth, and put on a death-grim elementary school student expression that said, "There is only one truth." He pointed out, "The murderer is the cat box we retrieved yesterday!!!"
Chapter 540 Cat Box Crisis
To be honest, no one would associate the box monster with the cat box that was just retrieved yesterday, so when they heard Yang Yan point out the decisive evidence, they couldn't help but be stunned again. After all, this evidence was indeed unexpected, but also reasonable. A cat box that could not be played with during normal cat playing time was indeed enough to make them suspicious.
"Kagero, are you sure this is exactly the same cat box we brought back yesterday?"
The expression on Ke Horror's face became very serious and she stepped forward to verify. After all, that was the cat box she brought back, so of course she had some responsibility. If that was not the cat box, then she had brought a strange creature back to the port.
"I am sure! I am absolutely sure that the box monster I saw last night was the cat box we brought back. It is exactly the same, even the creases are the same. I can point it out to you in person!"
When I think about how I followed it for eight hours yesterday but couldn't get anything out of it, and now that I remember that the box doesn't contain a command cat but a "monster", all explanations make sense.
She felt as if she had seen the "truth", so she tried her best to assert her point of view: "I was wondering why we spent eight hours yesterday and still couldn't lure out the command cat. It turns out that the one inside is not a command cat at all!"
Everyone still found it a little hard to believe. It was indeed very abnormal that the cat box could not amuse the command cat for eight hours, but they really couldn't imagine that there was any strange existence other than the command cat hidden in the command cat box.
Although confused, everyone still came to the so-called location of the cat box.
The cat box was still in the same place, unchanged from yesterday. If it weren't for Yang Yan's testimony, they might not have taken it seriously.
At this moment, everyone was looking at the cat box and could no longer simply view it as a cat box.
As the ship girl who brought the cat box back, Kahor stepped forward and knocked on the cat box, asking politely, "Did you eat the food in the refrigerator last night? One of our colleagues fainted because of you."
If possible, she hoped she could solve the problem through dialogue, but unfortunately her questions received no response and the cat box remained indifferent.
But she didn't seem to want to give up yet, and continued tapping on the cat box: "Maybe we can solve many problems through communication. If you don't respond, it will only make the situation worse."
Everything that needed to be said was said, but the problem was that there was no movement in the cat box. Compared to the calm and horrible and somewhat calm older sisters, some of the younger sisters could no longer sit still.
That's right, she was referring to Yang Yan who fainted last night. She walked up to him rudely, grabbed the cat box and shook it vigorously: "It's terrible that I was talking so humbly, but you were still indifferent. Not only that, you scared me to death last night, why don't you show your true form!"
I have to say it was a very rough action. Ke Hor originally wanted to speak up to stop it, but unfortunately it was too late and he couldn't stop it because the other party was already furious.
But no matter how violently the other party shook it, the cat box didn't move at all, and the creature inside had no intention of showing up at all.
This also made the situation intriguing. The older sisters who had originally not taken it seriously began to block the exit to prevent accidents from happening, and now it seemed to be a dead end.
"Since we're not commanding the cat, then that's easier said than done. We can definitely use other methods to open the box."
Jiu Nio made this suggestion with an expression of sudden enlightenment, and at the same time she took out a dangerous tool such as a carpenter's saw. One can only say that she is worthy of being like this, always thinking in such an unconventional way.
"Yeah, why don't we just open the box? Why do we have to use a cat teaser... Oh, where's our cat teaser? I remember it was placed nearby, right?"
These words did serve as a reminder to Yang Yan, but as she was trying to expel the little sister, she was not so cruel as to use the saw directly. Instead, she walked forward and tried to forcefully open the cardboard box.
“Come out! Let me see what kind of ‘monster’ it is that frightened me to death last night! Ah…”
Opening a cardboard box should be a very simple matter, but... she soon found that she seemed unable to tear open the cardboard box.
I'm not kidding. Even though she is a little sister on a destroyer, she is a ship girl. Her strength was enough to tear apart the iron sheets, but she couldn't do anything to a mere paper suitcase?
Seeing that she seemed to be dawdling, Cooper couldn't help but remind her, "Yangyan, what are you doing? Hurry up and open the cat box to see what's inside."
After a while of exerting herself, Yang Yan, who had determined the problem, had to stop and explain to them with an expression of disbelief: "It may be hard to believe, but I... can't tear open this cat box."
""""""ah?""""""
It was already bizarre, but I didn't expect her to say something even more bizarre.
Sure enough, when she said this, everyone's interest seemed to become even stronger.
Sake Nio was very interested and volunteered: "As expected, we still need to use a saw. Everyone, please move aside and let Sake Nio reveal the true face of this cat box to everyone."
"Is this... too rough?"
No matter what kind of creature is hidden in the cat box, it is terrifying to think that this method is indeed a bit too much. However, this idea changed after the saw fell into the cat box.
They couldn't believe what they saw. They actually saw the metal saw knocking against the cat box, producing sparks that were only produced by metal collisions. This made them even more surprised. They were sure that the cat box felt like cardboard, but...but now they saw an unscientific scene. They said they really couldn't understand what was happening.
"This is unscientific?!"
Jiu Nio, who had originally planned to show mercy and "gently" saw open the cat box, completely let go and tried even harder to "saw" the cat box open.
This funny unscientific scene lasted about five minutes, and they also watched five minutes of unscientific sparks.
Click!
Until the carpentry saw in Jiu Niang's hand broke, she looked at the broken saw in her hand with a look of suspicion, and she didn't know what to say for a moment.
At this moment, everyone's eyes looking at the cat box changed a little bit. This was definitely not an ordinary cat box.
"Get out of the way! Let me do it!"
Cooper took out a big tool and pulled the starter rope hard. The big tool made a loud noise instantly.
That's right, the carpentry saw didn't work, so she took out a gasoline saw. When it was started, it made a terrible rotating sound, and the sharp saw teeth were spinning at an overspeed. This was a modified gasoline saw. Although it was not as good as the ship-mounted one, it was definitely far superior to the conventional gasoline saw.
Chapter 541: Meow Music is finally exposed
A huge noise lingered in the room. Everyone was watching Cooper raise the gasoline saw, and no one stepped forward to stop him. If he had taken it out at the beginning, perhaps everyone would have spoken up to stop him, but with the scene of the carpenter's saw breaking just now, no one spoke up now, after all, there was the unscientific scene just now as evidence.
"Hahahahahahaha, today I'm going to see whether your cat box is harder or my modified gasoline saw is better!"
Looking at her laughing wildly, it was a little hard to tell who the villain was for a moment, but it was obvious that she looked more like the bad guy when she laughed like that.
Without further ado, he swung the gasoline saw down, creating violent sparks on the corner of the cat box.
As time went by, everyone's eyes became more and more filled with surprise and suspicion. Not only could the cat box not be sawed open, not even a bit of the cardboard could be torn off.
boom!
It wasn't until the zipper of the gasoline saw in Cooper's hand broke and the entire saw broke down that everyone looked at the cat box without any damage and felt very upset. They really didn't know what to say.
Faced with such an unscientific scene, even though the ship girls themselves were unscientific, they didn't know what to say for a moment.
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