Did you masturbate today Commander?
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This kid is very innocent and really just wants to make friends.
But the problem is that Shinano's purpose is not just to make friends: "The seal matter has been completed, so next, please sign a contract with me, Commander."
Now that she had woken up, she naturally had to do the whole thing. Although she had been sleeping, she knew everything. She also knew that everyone had signed a contract with the child, so she naturally could not fall behind.
During the entire process, the ship girls from other camps did not come out to make trouble. Although they were very unhappy with this sleeping fox who sneaked around the corner, they knew it was the duty of the ship girls in this port to conclude a contract with this kid, and they had no reason to stop them.
So the process went very smoothly. Even though he was a Yamato-class warrior, Shinano couldn't help but look foolish with a red face under the kid's overly exaggerated soul network.
“…Hmm!”
There was no way, because Xiao Lele's soul network was just too... too comfortable. Even a Yamato-level soul master like her couldn't control it. She would definitely be arrested as a suspicious person in front of the child.
"The commander's soul network... is truly amazing."
Even though I was prepared, I was still overwhelmed by this strange stimulation.
Thinking of his family's praise, Xiao Lele puffed out his chest and said proudly, "Of course, my dad and brother all said that my soul network is very special!"
It is indeed very special, so special that they cannot control themselves. The overly wonderful feeling is even better than ** for them, the ship girls. They will definitely be addicted after just one time. From now on, they will be useless ships that Xiao Lele cannot survive on.
Compared to these things, Xiao Lele thought of other questions: "By the way, there is one thing I'm curious about. Why can you enter and exit my dreams freely, meow?"
Although it eased a little, the blush on Shinano's face still couldn't go away. She tried to answer in a calm tone: "Commander, this is my ability, and I noticed you from the first day you came to the port. After all, Commander, your soul network is so special that it is impossible for me not to notice it."
In fact, she still didn't explain it clearly. No matter whether it was every human being or every ship girl, to her they were like independent "wifi" networks. The closer they were to her, the stronger the "signal". These "wifi" were unguarded to her and she could enter and exit freely. This was an ability that belonged only to her.
Xiao Lele's dream is attached to its own soul network. Among the dreams of a group of ship girls, only this child's pure white fairy tale dream is so beautiful and so dazzling. So from the first day this child came to the port, this sleeping fox has visited this child's dream every day.
At this point, Nagato expressed that it was difficult to remain calm, and spoke first with grievance: "Wait! Since you knew that the commander was so special, why didn't you remind us?"
Thinking back, their four major camps had all misjudged Xiao Lele, and this had always been their dark history. Now that they knew that their camp had known about the ship from the very beginning, it was hard for her, the chief flagship, to accept this.
In response to her question, Shinano replied calmly, "It's your own fault if you made a mistake. I have no obligation to remind you so much."
My goodness, he actually distanced himself from the Sakura Empire in public, as if “it was the Sakura Empire camp that bullied Xiao Lele, what does that have to do with my Shinano?”
They never expected that this Yamato class would actually stab them in the back at this time. It was too shameless. Not to mention that Nagato was indignant, Akagi and the others were so angry that they almost wanted to manifest their ship equipment to fight.
"It doesn't matter what happened in the past, we should all get along well from now on-nyan."
Xiao Lele was not aware of the sinister atmosphere, but raised his hands and shouted naturally.
This child always manages to resolve conflicts that are about to break out at just the right moment.
"Of course, as long as it is what the commander wants, I will spare no effort to do my best."
Only when facing this child would Shinano show a normal reaction. After all, no matter who she faced before, she always looked like she was about to fall asleep.
Chapter 528: The Tough Side of Shinano (Please subscribe!)
Chapter 528: Shinano's Tough Side
This is probably the situation. Facing Xiao Lele, they definitely cannot quarrel. No matter how big the conflict is, they have to hold it in. Not to mention that Shinano doesn't think she has done anything wrong. Even now, she still believes that the reason why the Sakura Empire camp made the mistake was because they were too arrogant.
I don’t know when it started, but not only the Sakura Empire, but also several other camps began to despise humans. It was because of this attitude that they inevitably made mistakes on the issue of Xiao Lele.
Regarding this issue, although she is a ship of the Sakura Empire camp, she has no intention of defending or fighting for benefits for her own camp, because from the time she came into contact with the dream with the soul network, she firmly believed that she was this child's ship, so what does the mistake made by the Sakura Empire have to do with her, Shinano.
Although she didn't say it explicitly, her words and actions just now indirectly expressed such thoughts. One can only say that it is worthy of being the Sakura Empire, which is full of all kinds of rebellious and traitorous ships.
For a moment, her colleagues in the Sakura Empire camp looked at her in disbelief, while those outside the Sakura Empire looked at her in a jolly way. In their opinion, only by fighting among themselves could they better undermine the opponent's advantage.
After completing a series of contract signing tasks, she ignored the incredulous expressions of her colleagues and solemnly introduced herself to Xiao Lele: "I am the third ship of the Yamato class - Shinano. You are the only one who can wake me up from my deep sleep, not in a dream. Everything is inevitable by fate. I will guide the commander on the right path forward."
Little Lele doesn't understand the intrigues between the ship girls. The kid is still happy that he has gained a good friend and a ship girl.
Suddenly, he seemed to remember something and hurried to her to remind her: "Shinanoh, remember not to reveal what happened in your dream, meow!"
I used to think it was all a dream. He was extremely lazy in the dream. After all, he worked too hard in reality, and dreams were the only place where he could indulge himself. But this kid never thought that his dream would be linked to a certain ship girl.
He was worried that his lazy image would have a bad influence on his subordinates, so he hurried over and asked them to keep their mouth shut.
Shinano naturally knew the child's little thoughts, but such cute little thoughts made the sleepy fox laugh.
"Hehe, of course. Everything that happened in the dream is a secret between me and the commander. I will definitely not disclose it."
Since there is a way to improve her relationship with Xiao Lele, she will naturally make good use of it. Besides, the so-called little secret is a symbol of enhancing feelings and relationships, isn't it?
Of course, her deliberate statement once again aroused the discomfort of the ship girls present. Although they were fighting among themselves, the threat level of this sleeping fox remained unchanged.
Everyone is very curious about what Xiao Lele is like in the dream, and what Xiao Lele’s dream world is like. Why would he deliberately ask the other party to keep it a secret? It must be some shameful thing that is unknown to others. Everyone is very curious and really wants to know what kind of dream it is.
The above is almost the psychological activity of every big sister. Without exception, they are extremely curious about what kind of dream could prompt this child to take the initiative to come forward and ask for a secret. Not only did this hateful sleeping fox sneak around the corner, but he even wanted to keep the little secret to himself.
Shinano seemed unaware of the sinister looks coming from all around her, or perhaps she noticed them but ignored them. This was the confidence that came from her Yamato-class strength.
Xiao Lele turned around and saw the sinister looks from the group of ship girls. She misunderstood that they all wanted to dig up the secret of her laziness. She immediately became anxious and emphasized to them loudly: "Don't misunderstand me, meow. It's definitely not something to be ashamed of. Anyway, it's not the big deal you think. Don't worry about it, meow!"
I can only say that this kid is still too naive. Such emphasis is tantamount to trying to cover up the truth, which will only make other ship girls more imaginative.
The kid thought he had done a perfect job, and finally concluded by saying, "Everyone, we have a new reliable partner in the port, meow. You must get along well with each other, and we will be good comrades who will trust each other in the future, meow!"
If what happened before hadn't happened, perhaps this statement would be very reliable, but...
It is true that the number of partners has increased, but the problem is that this partner will stab you in the back. Let alone getting along with him, if he is not here, we should be thankful that we did not overturn the table and start a fight on the spot.
"Commander, please excuse me."
Now that all the processes have been completed, the next step will naturally be the benefits for the ship girls in the port area.
After she finished speaking, she picked up little Lele and buried her face in the child's soft belly, rolling and rubbing it. I don't know when rolling this kitten's belly became one of the key items that the ship girls must do.
Look at Shinano's red and silly face. Where is the dignity of a shrine maiden? She is simply in the deep poisoned state of a senior pet owner.
“Wow, wow, wow, that’s right. It’s this feeling, this touch. It’s much better than in my dreams. It’s amazing! I can’t stop.”
It would be fine if he just petted the cat deeply, but he actually said it out loud.
Faced with yet another ship girl who used a strange method to masturbate, Xiao Lele frowned. Even though he didn't say anything, his expression clearly showed the meaning of "there are another strange ship girl".
It was fun to rub it for a while, and it was fun to rub it all the time, but the price was that Xiao Lele broke free from her: "Okay, stop hugging me like this, it feels weird meow, I'm going to log on to the website to update the fleet database for you meow."
It was not his job, but he ran away after saying it. It was indeed very satisfying to do so, but the price was that the child was unhappy and then broke free and ran away.
"Uuuuuuu, Commander..."
Shinano looked at the running away Xiao Lele with a look of pity on his face, and ignored the sinister gazes coming from all around.
On the other side, the ship girls who had learned of the situation acted separately and kidnapped Akashi in private. Looking at a group of ship girls with bad intentions, the innocent Akashi had no time to be happy about the red tip he earned from Shinano.
"Evil merchant cat, develop a tool to block the dream of that sleeping fox. That is the ship that escaped from the Sakura Empire. As the Sakura Empire, you must be responsible!"
“Mmmmm!?”
Although his mouth was blocked, it seemed possible to guess what Akashi wanted to say.
"Shut up! You have to do it even if you don't want to. If you want to hate someone, hate yourself for being a Sakura Empire ship. If you don't do it, just wait for your store to be robbed a second time!"
This threat is more effective than anything else. Didn't you see that Akashi stopped struggling instantly?
There is nothing more unfortunate than this sudden misfortune.
Chapter 529 The Sleeping Fox Gets Defeat
Another nonsensical riot ended, and life returned to its peaceful daily routine, but it didn't seem so peaceful. Shinano was not a new ship, but an old member that had already been in the port area. It just stayed at the shrine and slept all the time. However, the riot caused by the other party was no less than that of the new ship.
Now, the fact that this sleeping fox had sneaked around the corner had become known to the entire port area. For this matter, Nagato even summoned Shinano alone afterwards.
But surprisingly, Shinano's attitude was very tough, and it was completely like "I snatched men with my own ability, so why do you stop me if you don't have the ability?"
It has to be said that this attitude really surprised his colleagues in the Sakura Empire, because it did not fit everyone's intellectual impression of Shinano at all.
Returning to the essence of this internal unrest, it is ultimately because Shinano has the ability to sneak around the corner. Otherwise, who would care about a sleeping fox, even if it is a Yamato-class ship.
However, Shinano's days of complacency and leisure did not last long. After all, she felt that her own Sakura Empire camp was arrogant, but she herself was also arrogant. Relying on her unique ability to enter dreams, she was completely unwilling to share it with everyone. In fact, this attitude was another kind of arrogance. Unfortunately, this arrogance could not last long.
In order to prevent this bastard from escaping, the entire camp was united in a rare move. They took Akashi hostage and developed a device to block dreams.
Maybe it sounds unreliable, but it can indeed block Shinano's abilities. They even made the appearance of the shielding device to look like PlayStation 5, but in fact it is a device similar to anti-WIFI.
Perhaps because Shinano was too tough before, the ship girls who developed the anti-dream device were very generous and said that they would deploy this device that resembles PlayStation 5 to all locations in the port area. Moreover, in order to retaliate against this hateful sleeping fox, the anti-WIFI device only works on Xiao Lele's dreams, so Shinano can still peek into the dreams of other ship girls or humans as usual, but cannot peek into Xiao Lele's dreams.
So don't offend women, especially those ship-type women who have a strong sense of revenge. Now is the best example.
“Why is this happening!!!”
On the first day after the launch, very significant results were achieved.
A loud shouting noise came from the Shinano Shrine. That's right, it was her who woke up after a night's sleep. Under normal circumstances, she would have continued to sleep, but today she suddenly got up and shouted loudly.
It’s not that she can’t sleep, in fact, it’s just the opposite. She slept very soundly and peacefully, but the only thing she couldn’t connect to was Xiao Lele’s dream.
This made Shinano feel very uncomfortable. You know, the only pleasure every night was meeting Xiao Lele in his dreams. However, last night, abnormally, he was unable to connect to Xiao Lele's dream.
"Why can't I enter the Commander's dream? Did the Commander not sleep last night?"
The only possibility she could think of was this: only by not sleeping could she not be able to connect to the child's dream.
"That must be the case. Just go back to sleep. If we just wait and see, the child will definitely fall asleep."
It was a bit like self-deception and self-suggestion. She picked up her pillow and cup again and went back to sleep. The main idea was to sit back and wait.
Three more days passed with a fluke mentality.
"Why can't I dream of the Commander's dream!!!"
Three days later, a familiar roar was heard from the shrine again, and Shinano, with bloodshot eyes, hunched over the bed again.
Although she seems to be lacking in sleep, in fact her sleep quality is better than any other ship girl. She is just anxious because she can't play with Xiao Lele.
You know, dreams are her home turf. Although she can't get the chance to pet the kittens in reality, dreams can always provide some relief. Maybe the touch and feel can't be compared with reality, but at least it can still provide relief.
Now he couldn't even do it in his dreams, which made Shinano unbearable.
Three days... I didn't dream of Xiao Lele for three whole days. Do you know how she spent these three days in her dreams? She was so panicked that she almost wanted to set off firecrackers in the dreams of other ship girls. It is really hard to believe that such a statement as "a naughty kid with nothing to do takes firecrackers to blow up a dung pile" would come from the intellectual Shinano.
"What happened to the Commander? Why can't I connect to the Commander's dream for three consecutive days?"
You know, even when the commander disappeared and was away on business, she could connect to the dream with a weak signal as long as she wanted. This time, she couldn't connect to the dream for three consecutive days. It was very strange no matter how you looked at it. If she couldn't connect to it for one day, she could comfort herself by saying that children were excited and played all night, but she couldn't connect to it for three days, and she couldn't even deceive herself.
She began to worry about Xiao Lele's personal safety. After all, this was absolutely an unheard-of abnormal situation for her.
"No, I have to go check on the commander's safety!"
I have been unable to connect to Xiao Lele's dream for three consecutive days. No matter how much I try to deceive myself, I should understand how abnormal the situation is now.
She didn't even have time to put on her dignified kimono and rushed out of the shrine in her loose yukata.
However, the first ship girl I saw when I rushed out of the shrine was Akagi, but she had a playful expression on her face. Rather than saying she was the ship girl responsible for guarding here, it would be more like she was the ship girl who deliberately stayed here to find trouble.
"This is terrible! I..."
"I can't connect to the Commander's dream, right?"
Unexpectedly, before the other party could finish his words, Akagi spoke first, which choked Shinano.
Perhaps she never thought that her mysterious ability would be restrained. It can only be said that she underestimated the love of these ship girls for Xiao Lele. As long as this deep love is still there, no matter what kind of dream ability it is, even if it is a link across the world line, they can develop a way to stop it.
“You… you guys?!”
Shinano is not a fool either. On the contrary, she is a very smart ship girl. From this sentence, she understands that the reason why she cannot connect to Xiao Lele’s dream is definitely the other party’s doing.
A mocking smile that looked like he was looking for trouble finally appeared on Akagi's face: "How slow! I thought you would lose your patience on the first day, but you didn't expect it to take until today. It seems that your love for the commander is just this level."
Listening to what she said, I have to say that sometimes the remarks made by colleagues in the Sakura Empire camp are truly sarcastic and stinging.
They are all foxes, but they don't seem to have a sense of companionship.
Chapter 530 Let’s Hurt Each Other
Continuing from the last chapter, the invincible and mysterious dream ability of the third ship of the Yamato class, Shinano, was finally defeated. She realized it belatedly and ran out of the shrine, only to be mercilessly mocked by Akagi who had been guarding the shrine gate for a long time.
Until now, she still doesn't know what method the other party used to block her ability.
Seeing this sleeping fox being humiliated, Akagi's smile became even more unbridled: "That's right, we are all at the same starting line. Why should we let you sneak out of the corner? So please be good and compete with us from the same starting line."
My goodness, it is someone else's ability to sneak away. This group of ship girls don't want to think about how to compete for qualification, but instead think about how to drag down the leading guys. I can only say that they are worthy of being them. They will never allow other ship girls to get what they haven't got before them.
"How can you...you be so shameless! You...are so despicable!"
After holding it in for a long time, Shinano could only utter such a bland condemnation. It can only be said that the usually dignified and intellectual Shinano was too elegant. She had never swore before and for a moment she didn't know how to scold these shameless ship girls. In the end, she could only utter what she thought was the heaviest condemnation.
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