Did you masturbate today Commander?
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As for Nagato... he was still the same as before, trying to find a way to convince himself.
Everyone is complaining, but there has been no substantial progress. However, everyone knows that they are all expecting the other party to come up with further "solutions".
It’s just that these big sisters who play tactics have such dirty hearts that no one wants to be the first to speak out, and no one wants to take on the possible role of being the bad guy.
It's just like this, pushing the ball back and forth, wasting time with hypocrisy, until some idiot finally can't stand it anymore.
New Jersey, with a vein bulging on his forehead, took the initiative to break the deadlock: "I'm going to follow Honey! Let's see which ship girl is so bold to seduce Honey!"
It’s the same as before. Unlike those big sisters who play tactics, New Jersey, as a stubborn big sister, doesn’t have too many tricks and doesn’t bother to play tricks, so she is the one who breaks the deadlock.
"You guys take your time to fight, I'm going to follow Honey!"
As promised, New Jersey followed Xiao Lele's direction without stopping.
Following her actions, the other secretaries in the office all smiled with an expression that showed they knew everything about the plan.
"There's really nothing we can do about New Jersey. She's still so clumsy. If she's alone, she'll definitely be exposed. So I have no choice but to go with her. At least, I don't want that idiot to be exposed so easily."
Bismarck complained in a reluctant tone, then stood up and followed with a happy smile.
"Even the White Eagles have taken the initiative to set off. As an ally of Azur Lane, the Royal Family cannot fall behind."
It sounds very honest, but Guanghui just simply wants to find out Xiao Lele's little secret with everyone.
"I want to find out the truth! How could the Holy Son abandon them? Let's find out the truth together!"
"Go ahead if you want to! What's the point of dragging me? Let me go! No! How can a light cruiser like you have the strength to drag me?!"
It seems that Joan of Arc is determined to drag Bar down with her. We can only say that we should not underestimate the power of fanatics.
"I, I'll go too!"
"This is the only time I've come to respect White Eagle a little more!"
Nagato and Soviet Bellaros followed suit as a matter of course, looking relieved that they finally didn't have to waste time talking to them.
Finally, Zhenhai glanced at this group of hypocritical big sisters. In the end, she said nothing and followed the group silently. After all, she was speaking to her conscience, and she was also very curious about what Xiao Lele had concealed.
In short, it turned out to be an unsurprising result that everyone was following. It can only be said that such a result is not surprising, as these older sisters are too idle. If they were to deal with official documents seriously, how could they have so much time to follow others?
Then a magical scene appeared. A group of secretary ships did not work properly in the office, but ran out to follow Xiao Lele. And it seemed that their tracking skills were all downgraded, which looked particularly stupid.
But the problem is that this seemingly stupid tracking was so stupid that Xiao Lele didn't even notice it. Although the child was still moving in the grass, he didn't move as fast as usual using quantum teleportation. Instead, he moved slowly while humming a song, and didn't realize that he was being followed at all.
Just for this reason, Zhenhai who was following behind silently thought in his heart that he must train this child in anti-reconnaissance skills in the future. He is too unguarded. Doesn't he know that he cannot relax because he is in the port area? Except for Donghuang, the port area is full of cannibalistic big sisters who love to eat such innocent and delicious children the most.
Although they didn't know where the child was going, his actions along the way attracted their attention.
Although he is in a hurry, he is not just rushing. If he sees garbage along the way, he will take out the bag and put it into the bag without hesitation. He has picked up a lot of garbage along the way. This action cannot be seen for the time being.
When the kid passed by a recycling station, he sold the garbage he collected along the way to the station's commanding cat. Since he was a regular customer, the garbage was directly recycled at the highest price. Xiao Lele earned some extra money. Did he think that he would not be able to make any money if he was prohibited from making extra money? It can only be said that these women on the ship still underestimated Xiao Lele's ability to make money.
The secretary ships behind couldn't help but cover their faces. What's the matter with this habit of making money easily?
After coming out of the recycling station, Xiao Lele did not put the reward into his bag, but turned and went into another nearby store. When he came out, he was carrying a sack bigger than himself. No one knew what was in the sack, but surprisingly, the child could actually carry it.
So far, it is still relatively normal, but in the eyes of New Jersey, a fool with a lack of brains, he might imagine a scene like "I will feed you even if I have to pick up garbage."
Suddenly, he couldn't help but speak with a sense of crisis: "Noooooo! Honey, you would rather pick up garbage to feed other ship girls... huhuhuhuhuhu!?"
Before she could finish her words, Jean Bart, Bismarck and Soviet Bellaros covered her mouth together: "You idiot, do you want us to be discovered? If you don't want to follow, then go home quietly!"
Jean Bal, who had been full of disdain before leaving, was now working harder than anyone else.
Under the threat of their "fierce" gazes, New Jersey was frightened and nodded quickly.
Click!
There was still movement, but it was not coming from their side. Zhenhai, Nagato and Guanghui subconsciously looked to another hidden place and found that Cheshire was pinned to the ground by Ron and Eugen. In fact, there were more than just Cheshire ships pinned to the ground. Akagi, Taihou and Hayabusa, who were seriously ill, were all pinned down by the big sisters from different camps. The scene looked very funny.
Because of the slightly larger movements, everyone was discovered by each other. For a moment, everyone was looking at each other in a funny way.
Due to the awkward atmosphere, everyone wanted to say hello to ease the awkwardness, but...
"Meow?"
Chapter 445: Miaole's Development of Power (I was too tired from the night shift last night and forgot to set the update)
Chapter 445: Miaole's Development
"Meow?"
Xiao Lele looked at the surrounding grass in confusion. He seemed to have heard some familiar complaints just now, but they disappeared in just a moment. He didn't pay much attention to it and turned around to continue on his way.
The crisis was resolved. Maybe the kid was in a hurry so he didn't care too much, or maybe his spy skills suddenly came online. In order to avoid being discovered, these ship girls all used their spy abilities that they never used in normal times.
Belfast didn't come out until Xiao Lele was far away. She lifted her skirt and greeted the secretaries: "Hello everyone, I didn't expect such a coincidence to meet you all here."
As expected of the head maid, she is very good at telling lies with open eyes. Is it a coincidence or not? Don’t they know it?
He glanced at Akagi and the others who were trapped like paramecium and simply ignored them.
Zhenhai asked her directly to confirm: "Since you are here, you must also know about the commander's abnormal behavior in the past few days."
Belfast had nothing to hide, and said frankly, "As you all said, the young master's recent behavior is very unusual. We are so worried that we decided to follow him here today to find out what's going on. I guess... you guys have the same goal."
Zhenhai nodded. Since they were on the same page, it was not the time to play tricks. "Yes, it's been the third day in a row that the commander has been dining out."
"Anyway, just follow him. Let's see what that little kitty is hiding!"
I don’t know if it’s an illusion, but I always feel that Kewei seems very excited, as if he can’t wait to dig out the other party’s secrets and then reenact a Sakura Empire plot.
At this time, everyone nodded to each other tacitly, and after reaching a consensus, they followed Xiao Lele silently again.
No matter what kind of conflicts there are between camps, Xiao Lele’s affairs are the top priority now.
Then the scene becomes even more comical and abstract, with a large group of ship girls trying their best to track a kitten.
Not only the older sisters, but also the cute little sisters all have their own talents. After all, it is a common consensus that everyone wants to find out the little secret hidden by Xiao Lele. Obviously, everyone wants to know what this child is hiding that he even hides it from his own ship girl.
In a way, commanders have no privacy at all in front of the ship girls who love them. They naturally love Xiao Lele, and precisely because they love him, they must control every aspect of him.
At this point, the ship girls who were originally healthy have begun to become more or less seriously ill.
Let’s go back to Xiao Lele. After all, he is the real protagonist this time.
The child's actions along the way made everyone more puzzled. From collecting scraps and paying back the money at the beginning, to meeting the command cat who had been waiting for a long time on the road, they began to travel together.
Xiao Lele's destination is the small park near the logistics center, which is a place where Manjiu and the command cats occasionally relax. However, this small place originally belonged to the logistics people, but now it is temporarily given to another group.
When Xiao Lele and the Command Cat walked into the small park, the groups that temporarily occupied the park began to take action.
A black shadow flashed and pounced towards Xiao Lele very "ferociously".
"commander!!!"
They had just followed and didn't have time to see clearly what it was. They only saw many black shadows rushing towards Xiao Lele. They didn't care about hiding and deployed their ship suits to protect the child, but...
"Hahahahaha, don't lick me, Duowenwan, Hades."
However, the sound made by Xiao Lele who was knocked down was not the sound that everyone imagined of being attacked.
Those black shadows that pounced on Xiao Lele were actually a group of cats, and a group of stray cats at that. Among them, they could even hold back the "Duowen Pills" that Xiao Lele mentioned. In fact, they were the kittens that he and the barbarians had rescued before. Now the kittens that were rescued have grown up, and they seem to be very attached to this child.
Looking at this heartwarming scene, they seemed to have guessed what Xiao Lele had been hiding these days, but what was even more embarrassing was that they were so anxious that it was exposed.
"Meow?!"
When Xiao Lele saw a group of ship girls suddenly appearing behind, he was also stunned. He seemed to not understand why the group he wanted to hide the most suddenly appeared.
“Meow meow meow!!!”
The sudden appearance of the ship girls scared the group of stray cats, but surprisingly, the stray cats did not flee in all directions. Instead, they stood in front of Xiao Lele and roared threateningly at the ship girls.
However, Xiao Lele immediately stepped forward to stop them. The child, holding Duo Wen Wan, pleaded like a naughty kid who had secretly raised kittens at home, "Big, everyone is usually very well behaved, and, and I will take good care of everyone, so please don't chase everyone away, meow."
Since "adopting" Akashi, he seems to have awakened some strange interests and started adopting stray cats and dogs in the port area.
For a moment, the ship girls who appeared looked at each other, not knowing what to say, as if they were being treated as evil parents.
Phew!
Suddenly, Bismarck let out a laugh that was completely inconsistent with her image. She couldn't stop laughing and she laughed so hard that she held her stomach.
Don't get me wrong, she didn't mean to show any disdain, she was simply amused by the child's overly cute behavior.
"I thought it was something serious, but I didn't expect it to be such a cute little annoyance."
It was really a waste of worry. However, based on the child's personality, it is impossible for him to do the kind of thing that he imagined. It can only be said that they imagined too much.
Zhenhai came to Xiao Lele and saw the food falling out of the sack. It was obvious that this child had been feeding these stray cats in the past few days, and he was feeding them in a concentrated manner, otherwise he would not have been picking up scraps and selling them for money.
"Silly boy, next time you do something like this, just tell us. There's no need to be so sneaky."
She admitted...she did have some random thoughts for a while.
Xiao Lele's eyes lit up, and he immediately asked with anticipation, "Can I raise a big cat?"
Zhenhai reached out and tapped the child's forehead: "You are asking even though you already know the answer. We are already yours, even the port area is yours. If you want to raise him, you can do so."
"Of course not, meow. Minato belongs to everyone, meow. I can't cause trouble for everyone, meow."
Listening to the child's overly sensible speech, they really wanted to raise this kitten rather than the kitten.
"Wuwuwuwuwu, I knew my dear was definitely not keeping another woman on the ship!"
Just when Zhenhai wanted to pick up the child, Cheshire, who was seriously ill, finally broke free from the paramecium state, and fell in front of Xiao Lele, hugged him and cried.
Zhenhai, who was so rashly squeezed out, had veins bulging on his head, and began to rudely suppress these seriously ill ship girls together with other flagships.
In short, this little episode about Xiao Lele ended perfectly, which is cause for celebration... cause for celebration...
Chapter 446 Routine medical checkup (money-giving?)
After the little episode, Xiao Lele, with everyone's permission, started to build a pet home for these stray cats and dogs. Of course, the construction party is still the Manju Engineering Team, and Xiao Lele naturally became the director (boss?) of the pet center. In short, when these cats and dogs saw this child, they welcomed the boss like a club. The overly uniform style made the ship girls doubt whether he was trained.
But none of this matters. What matters is that little Lele is very cute, and that’s enough. You know, they took a lot of photos during this period, and the child looks even cuter when he’s hanging out with the little animals.
In fact, they had no choice but to support this, because if they didn't, the child wouldn't be with them during meals and leisure time, which would make it very difficult for them. Only by allowing these cats and dogs to be better taken care of would they have the opportunity to continue petting the Commander.
Because the problem of stray cats and dogs has been solved, Xiao Lele has recently started working in the office regularly again.
However, Xiao Lele was not in the office today. Instead, he was queuing at the White Eagle Health Center with a form in his hand. Especially now that the child was only wearing shorts, it seemed that he was obviously undergoing a health check.
This has to do with the child's previous changes. After all, until now, they still have no clue. Why did this child suddenly grow abnormally? Why is he so obsessed with the sea? Why did he become so powerful? Why...
There were too many questions, but they couldn't answer any of them. Even the Governor Wang Zhenhuang, who had high hopes for them, couldn't give them the answers they wanted. In this case, they could only rely on themselves to explore, so physical health became a necessary part.
It's just... it's just that Xiao Lele seems reluctant. He is holding a health check-up form. He has completed half of the items on it, and it is true that there is still half left. But the main reason why he is reluctant is probably because there are too many examination items listed on the form. Although he has completed half of them, the remaining half will probably take a lot of time. What's more important is that he still needs to queue up for the examination.
"You're healthy, there's no need for a checkup, meow."
Although this was not the first time he complained, Xiao Lele still couldn't help but complain.
This complaint naturally attracted complaints from the older sisters in the queue. North Carolina, who was in the front, smiled and said, "Commander, it's wrong to think like that. Even if you are healthy, a health check is still necessary. What's more, the Commander has been hanging out with stray cats and dogs these days. What if he gets infected with unknown germs? You know, the Commander's health is very important."
That’s right, the reason for this examination is that Xiao Lele has come into contact with stray animals, so a routine comprehensive health examination must be carried out.
Every time there is a health checkup, these ship girls always come up with all kinds of reasons, including this time. Last time it was a routine checkup between the boss and the subordinates, the time before that was a routine holiday checkup, and the time before that was...
In short, they just want to check, so there is no need to worry about not having a reason. Even if there is no reason, they can make one up. You know, this child is the easiest to fool. Of course, as compensation, there will be many older sisters cooperating in the diagnosis.
"Although the examination is indeed troublesome, don't we still have you, little Lele, to accompany you?"
Bremerton, who was standing behind, couldn't help but pick up little Lele and hold him in front of him.
By the way, there is one thing worth complaining about. In order to facilitate the examination, the ship girls all wore very cool clothes. Some of them even only wore cool underwear. There was a male named Xiao Lele on the scene, but they didn't care at all. Or it was because Xiao Lele was here that the older sisters who originally didn't want to take off their clothes simply took them off.
Just like Bremerton, wearing only bold pink underwear, unceremoniously burying the child in her vagina, it is definitely a position that any male would yearn for when seeing it.
But Xiao Lele pushed the other person away with a look of disgust, and at the same time retorted: "But it's been less than a month since the last check-up, meow, I'm in very good health, meow."
It turned out that the child disliked too frequent examinations. Originally, they planned to examine the child every day, but in the end, they were worried that he would find out something, so they had to examine him once a month or so.
As expected, the sudden inspection still made the child begin to feel suspicious, but that was all. They would never give in this time. Although they had not obtained any useful information so far, it was no reason for them to stand idly by.
Besides, who said that the child’s physical examination is useless? You should know that the “selling price” of Xiao Lele’s physical examination is very high, especially if it falls into the hands of Mingshi, it might be sold at a high price.
"You can't say that. The Commander's health is very important. After all, the Commander's body is not as strong as ours, so we must take better care of your health."
Enterprise, who had already finished the examination and walked out, comforted herself like this, but only she knew that these words were all said against her conscience. After all, being able to fall vertically from a height of nearly 10,000 meters and only get a big swelling, and being able to penetrate the entire port area of the ship girl, it is really unscientific that such a being has a weak body. But now, even if she has to coax her, she has to coax the child into completing all the examinations.
By the way, Enterprise is only wearing underwear now, but she doesn’t mind exposing her body in front of this child. Rather, she is quite happy to do so. Although she knows it is unlikely, she will definitely be very happy if this child can fall in love with her.
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