Did you masturbate today Commander?
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Atago, with a malicious look on her face, pulled over another Sakura Empire colleague and said, "Ah, Akagi, you don't think this is the end, do you? Senior Amagi, please teach this overly arrogant Senior from the First Air Force a lesson."
That's right, for Akagi, the real trump card is not the Son of God Nagato. After all, facing the pressure from Nagato, she even dared to rebel. But facing the most beloved Amagi, she is the only one. Even the manic red fox has to bow his head. It can be said that the only one in the entire Sakura Empire who can control her is Amagi.
"Akagi, regarding the selection of the secretary ship this time, we will reselect it in accordance with the will of the entire Sakura Empire. And you have occupied the position of secretary ship for too long. It's time to change it."
It's better to help the right than the relative. What's more, Tiancheng really can't find any reason to help her. After all, she has been occupying this position for too long.
"Amagi-san?!"
Akagi had an expression of disbelief as if the world was about to end. The thing he least wanted to face had finally happened.
It can be said to be a perfect containment reaction. Perhaps Nagato can't do anything to Akagi, but Amagi is a loyal follower of Nagato. Even if Akagi doesn't listen to Nagato, he has to listen to Amagi. It can be said that the control effect is achieved indirectly.
"Then let's get started without further ado! The selection of the next secretary ship! I, Hayate, would like to recommend myself. After all, I am Xiaolele's childhood sweetheart!"
"Bullshit! The Commander's secretary ship must be Taiho!"
"Kisaragi also wants to be a secretary ship..."
"Hahahaha, this is so lively! Yudachi also wants to be a secretary ship!"
………………
It's very lively here in Sakura Empire, except for a red fox with a gray face.
Chapter 422: Frederick is also under control
The battle for the secretary ship position has officially started in the Sakura Empire camp, but the Sakura Empire has a relatively strict hierarchy. As the flagship of the Sakura Empire, Nagato has absolute say. Coupled with the restraint of Amagi, there is basically no big wave. It can be said that Akagi has been controlled, and other camps will naturally not be immune.
Shifting the scene to Iron Blood, Frederick, who returned to Iron Blood, was naturally subjected to the same encirclement and suppression as Akagi.
Although he didn't know what they wanted to do, Frederick, who was in a good mood, smiled and said, "Ah, it's rare that so many colleagues are here today. Do you want to welcome me?"
But when she saw Ron, who looked like he had bad intentions and was a villain, the smile on her face faded a little: "Look what I saw, it's Ron who remembers the pain but not the beating. It seems that he is here with bad intentions. It's so late, even I don't want to "educate" you at this time of night."
"you……"
Hearing this extremely angry speech, Ron almost couldn't control herself and wanted to "get beaten up", but thinking of the next scene, she suppressed her violent thoughts and continued to laugh, "Forget it, I hope you can keep this tolerance in the future."
The overly unusual situation finally made Frederick serious. Even that impulsive idiot Ron didn't take the bait. It seemed that it was really a serious matter.
As she suspected, Bismarck took the initiative to step forward and made a request to her: "Frederick, you have been the secretary ship of the Iron Blood Representative for long enough. It is time to replace other colleagues."
When she said this, Frederick's eyes narrowed slightly, and a sense of danger arose.
Despite this, she still maintained her unchanged smile, and as usual, she gave a very casual reason in a serious manner: "Bismarck, you know that I hardly ever met children before, and the secretary ship has almost become a sinecure..."
"Things have changed."
But Bismarck interrupted him and said, "The past is the past, and the present is the present. The commander has stopped his part-time job and will focus on office work from today on. In this case, it is time for the position of secretary to function normally. You have occupied this position for so long, it is time to be replaced."
What a cunning guy! No wonder he was so quiet today. It turns out he was planning these things. He is so vicious.
Now that even the headquarters flagship has been dispatched, it is obvious that things will be difficult to resolve peacefully.
"What if... I refuse?"
As these words were spoken, the scene fell into a very dangerous and tense atmosphere.
I'm afraid if they continue, they will really fight. I don't want the situation to develop into this, so Eugen also stood up and said a few words: "Frederick, you are too persistent. Even children will grow up and leave their parents sooner or later. You are too clingy to the commander."
Egil couldn't help but stand up and say a few words: "Frederick, don't forget that the original intention of making you the secretary ship was to get the secret of the ship's transformation from that little guy. If you can't do it, then let us go up instead."
In fact, this is nothing. The one who really added fuel to the fire was August: "Don't worry, the commander is my husband and familiar. I won't let that child suffer any injustice. Just hand over the position of secretary ship without worry."
My goodness, ever since she became frank, the originally cold witch has turned into a passionate and unrestrained witch in private. She often picks up Xiao Lele and kisses her fiercely in private where no one can see, without any intention of hiding anything. Even now is the same. August not only wants to strip her of her position, but also wants to take her child away. It can only be said that this is just a heart-breaking act.
It was originally a very objective persuasion, but it caused Frederick to break down: "Shut up! What do you know! My child is still young and needs my guidance. Anyway, none of you can take my child away from me!"
Lü Zhov watched the scene with a cheerful look on his face. He didn't seem to be bothered by the upcoming war. Instead, he was eager to try: "Is the fight starting? Is it going to start?"
Prince Aldabert, who knew his colleague's bad character, said unhappily, "Don't think about these useless things all day long. I don't want to repair the building again. I was so frustrated last time. I didn't expect the commander in his youthful state to be so powerful. I only threw one punch, but I got hit by a combo."
Although she was complaining, her eyes revealed a fighting spirit that even Lutzow couldn't talk to her. It was obvious that she also wanted to compete for the position of secretary ship.
But the current situation seems...
"Bismarck, even if you are the flagship, I will not give up this position easily!"
If Frederick doesn't cooperate, it will be difficult to deal with.
For this reason, Bismarck had to find another way: "In this case, there is no other way, Z46, you are still needed here."
Bismarck moved aside, revealing Z46, a cute little destroyer sister with three-no attributes. Before Xiao Lele appeared, she was Frederick's favorite child. Of course, he still loves her as much now.
Z46 calmly advised her: "I didn't expect you to blatantly break the rules. It's hard to imagine that you would say this."
Seeing the target brought up by the other party, Frederick's eyes widened and he immediately condemned: "Bismarck, as the flagship, you actually used such a despicable method!"
If there is anyone Frederick cannot attack, then the only two targets besides Xiao Lele are Z46.
"All is fair in war, and we Iron-Blooded are efficiency-oriented. So, do you want to listen to Z46 or not? Or do you want to be a negative example of what you have been taught verbally in front of this kid? Come on, make your choice."
In some ways, Bismarck is similar to Sakura Empire in that they specialize in taking advantage of the opponent's pain and then attacking fiercely.
In terms of combat power, whether it is the Red Fox of Sakura Empire or Frederick of Iron Blood, when they go crazy, they are both tough guys who can destroy most of the camp, so if you want to win without bloodshed, you can only use your wits.
So don't blame Bismarck for being despicable. This is called tactics. How can tactics be called despicable?
"Come on! Frederick, make a choice. Do you want to break the rules and become someone that even your children despise, or do you want to obey the rules obediently?"
After giving a big stick, there is definitely a carrot: "Don't worry, I can promise that the selection of secretary ships is fair and just. You will have a chance to compete again."
All I can say is that after getting along with Xiao Lele, she has become very tactful. In the past, she would never use both the stick and the carrot together. However, it is unknown whether the so-called promise is useful or not. Tiexue has been controlled.
Chapter 423 The head maid's rationality gives way (Please give me a reward!)
Chapter 423 The head maid's rationality gives way
No matter whether it was Akagi or Frederick, the reason why they were controlled was entirely because they had weaknesses.
So let's look at the situation in the royal camp. It is much more interesting than the other two camps. Belfast and Akagi, who returned to their own camp, saw a group of royal colleagues blocking the door. However, the only difference is that this group of colleagues did not have a very strong momentum, and they were even a little timid.
That's right, I'm talking about Sirius and Dido. They might have some courage to protest in private, but when faced with someone, they would hide like hamsters.
“Hey! Don’t push me. What do you mean by hiding behind me at this moment?!”
What's even more interesting is that these timid maids actually pushed Elizabeth out. After all, she had made it clear that she wanted to experience the life of a secretary ship reluctantly, so she was naturally pushed out to face the head maid. After all, their Queen was most useful at this time.
Belfast had a much stronger sense of crisis than Akagi and the others about the current situation. She took the initiative and said, "It's rare that you all gathered at the door. You must be here to welcome me back."
Facing Belfast's question, Elizabeth also felt a little guilty for some reason: "My king... By the way, my king has something to discuss with you."
She was so nervous that she could only speak carefully. But before she could finish her sentence, Cheshire suddenly stepped forward and said, "Maid, I want to be a secretary ship too. I want to work with my dear!"
"no."
The moment I said it, I was decisively rejected.
The cat maid was shocked and cried: "Why not? The head maid is biased."
"Cheshire, I want to ask what work you can complete independently? If I let you go, you will not be helping the young master with his work, but will be causing trouble for him. I will never allow such a thing that will bring shame to the royal family to happen."
As expected of the head maid, this speech was so well-reasoned that it instantly sank Cheshire.
Whether it's her feminine strength or her maid skills, she's really not that good, and she's the type that can cause trouble for Sheffield.
Elizabeth then puffed out her chest and stood out proudly: "In that case, there is no one more suitable than me to be the ship's choice. I am the face of the royal family, so it is a foregone conclusion that I will be the secretary ship!"
Under normal circumstances, everyone would have given in or turned a blind eye, but this time Belfast spoke sharply and bluntly: "Your Majesty, please forgive me for being frank, it is precisely because of you that it is more likely that the royal family will lose face. This time, please listen to my advice. For the sake of your remaining face, please do not participate in this secretary ship election."
Good man, what a true statement he made! Elizabeth immediately showed a dull and funny expression on her face.
“Disrespectful! How disrespectful! Are you still my subject? How dare you say such outrageous words!”
As expected, the queen got furious.
Belfast, who already had experience in dealing with this, responded easily: "Your Majesty, honest advice is always unpleasant to the ear. I am only stopping you for the sake of the royal family's reputation."
"I don't accept it! What do you mean you stopped me for the sake of the royal family's reputation? This is a huge slander. Explain it to me..."
"Your Majesty is tired. Please help him go back and rest."
Before Elizabeth could finish her words, she was interrupted by Guanghui and was "decently" asked to leave.
Then we can see Elizabeth, with a look of surprise on her face, being ridiculously taken away by a group of big sisters on the warships that suddenly appeared. Although the ship in question was protesting loudly after it reacted, as the sentence just said, it was "decently" handled without causing any ripples.
Nowadays, it can be said that all the big sisters in the royal family can play the "dignity" game very well.
But she never expected that it was Kouki who pulled this trick this time. She took the initiative to stand up and expressed her opinion to the impeccable head maid: "Your Majesty is indeed more emotional sometimes, but if it were us, we should be able to act as the face of the royal family."
She asked the question in an affirmative tone, and it was obvious that she was very confident. Her confidence naturally came from herself. The Glorious Class was the synonym of a royal lady. If even she couldn't act as the face of the royal family, then all the previous words were ridiculous.
After a long look at Guanghui, Belfast finally said, "Of course, if you are not qualified to be called a royal lady, then no one is qualified."
This is the biggest difference between her and Akagi and the others. Although she loves Xiao Lele very much and wants to monopolize the child, she knows rationally that saying so will only bring confusion to Xiao Lele and even divide the royal family, so she chooses to let go at the right time. This is also in line with her previous words of letting go and giving everyone a little sweetness, and now is the time.
"As expected of the head maid of the royal family, you are very sensible."
I thought there would be a heated debate, but Guanghui didn't expect the other party to nod so easily.
Although Belfast rationally gave up the position of secretary ship, it does not mean that it is so simple.
So she "inadvertently" gave a "friendly" reminder: "Everyone, there is only one position for the secretary ship, so you should discuss who will go first."
"I'll go, I'll go! Sister Guanghui, let me go! I want to teach that damn cat a lesson. I've never had the chance to run into it before, so this time I'm going to take advantage of the secretary ship to teach it a lesson!"
Didn’t he just call her a “fat dinosaur”? Yet, Kewei is still thinking about settling the score with Xiao Lele.
Lian Bu Nie said, "Ke Wei, don't argue about this trivial matter. Just let me give it to you. Because of the expedition, I have never had the opportunity to spend time with the commander. Please let me give it to you this time."
Even the timid Unicorn spoke up: "I, I, I also want to be my brother's secretary ship."
The biggest obstacle finally disappeared, and now Sirius and the others also plucked up the courage to express their opinions: "This, this kind of thing should be handled by our Royal Maid Team, we are professionals!"
Disputes... arose, and Belfast, who created this situation, showed a playful smile. Although he let go of the positions easily, he didn't want them to get them easily, so fighting was inevitable.
Newcastle and Monarch also saw through the situation but kept silent. In short, the Royal side was also getting lively.
Chapter 424: Enterprises that Consider the Overall Situation
Sure enough, the most lively group was the White Eagle. After all, they were a camp that advocated freedom and democracy, and they often held strange activities and parties. So today, the White Eagle lived up to expectations and created a strange commotion.
Enterprise, who had returned from the Central District, watched the scene in silence: "So...what do you want to do?"
There was no way. Not only did a group of White Eagle colleagues gather illegally at the camp gate, they also held up various banners and flags with words like "Oppose tyranny", "Give me back democracy", "Oppose all tyranny", "The commander belongs to every ship girl in the (harmonious) zone", etc. However, the purpose of their actions was obvious.
"I'm sorry, Sister Enterprise, I really can't stop you this time. Anyway, I also want to try being a secretary ship and then play with the commander."
The first half of Bumblebee's sentence was normal, but the second half directly exposed her purpose. After all, even she herself wanted to be a secretary ship. After all, as long as you have petted a child once, you will never forget it. Xiao Lele's titles of "Sea Succubus" and "Ship Girl Kitamura Ryo" are not for nothing.
New Jersey, who was at the front of the team, stood up as the spiritual leader: "Enterprise, you have occupied the position of secretary ship for a long time. Your behavior seriously violates the democracy agreed upon at the beginning, so I ask you to give up the position of secretary ship. Tomorrow I want to make love with Honey!"
This emoticon actually wanted to snatch something from his hand. In an instant, Enterprise's eyes became sharp and aggressive: "Do you mean to steal my position as a secretary ship?"
Although it was the strongest battleship of the White Eagle, it was still frightened by such a company: "What are you going to do? Oppose violence! We can solve the problem through peaceful talks."
She only showed signs of cowardice now, which made the other ship girls in Washington very unhappy with her, as she was the one who was shouting the loudest during broad daylight hours.
Just as Enterprise was staring at New Jersey with an expression that said "Let me hear what other nonsense you can say", Laffey, with a soft and cute face, raised the wooden sign in his hand that said "I also want to be a secretary ship" and pounced on Enterprise: "Enterprise, Laffey also wants to be a secretary ship. It should be very comfortable to sleep in the commander's office."
Facing New Jersey, this emoticon, she can still keep a cold face, but facing her own soft-hearted expelled little sisters, she can't keep a cold face.
In some ways, businesses are similar to Belfast in that they are reasonable people, at least under normal circumstances, and it makes sense to reason with them.
"Enterprise-sister, we also want to be secretary ships!"
"That's right. Now that Xiao Lele doesn't go out, our search alliance is ruined."
"Enterprise, you've been a secretary ship for so long, so you can pass on some of your experience to us."
"Yes, yes. Has Xiao Lele been in the office all day?"
"I heard that I can masturbate all day long today, is that true?"
………………
With Laffi being the first to step forward and set an example, naturally a group of cute little sisters would rush to her side and talk at once, Nicholas, Bluefin Squid, Archerfish, Eldridge, Hobbie, Aulick, etc. Almost all the destroyers and submarines that could be named were here, and they had only one goal, which was to win the position of secretary ship.
"That's right, Enterprise-san, I want to be a secretary ship too, just let me experience it!"
At this moment, a very incongruous and coquettish voice was heard. Why was it incongruous?
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