Did you masturbate today Commander?
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Due to her explosive aircraft carrier figure, the bikini swimsuit that Dafeng chose seems a bit overwhelmed. It seems that if she moves a little more, the rope will break due to the unbearable weight. Or maybe this swimsuit was chosen to achieve this effect.
At this moment, she was protesting loudly to Yixian of the Donghuang camp. After all, she was one of the first big sisters to arrive at the beach, and she had been waiting foolishly in the scorching sun, but in the end she never saw the figure she wanted to see.
Especially when almost all the ship girls from all the camps had arrived, but the protagonist was still nowhere to be seen, she finally got so excited that she started to get confused and couldn't help but protest to Donghuang, who was acting as the parent.
In fact, Donghuang, as the guardian, had already arrived at the beach, but Xiao Lele was nowhere to be seen among their group. Although everyone in Donghuang was wearing classic and seductive swimsuits, the person they wanted to show off was not there, let alone Dafeng. In fact, the Donghuang girls were also trying hard to find Xiao Lele.
As a traditional Donghuang woman, Yixian is not as proud as other ship girls, so she wears a tight one-piece swimsuit, but it still outlines a beautiful curve under her graceful figure.
Yixian seemed a little helpless to the increasing number of gazes from his colleagues, but he still stood up to explain: "Actually... the kid had already left before we did, so logically he should have been here a long time ago."
Hearing this, Falcon said it was even harder to accept. As one of the first big sisters to arrive, she had prepared a fashionable swimsuit with a youthful and sporty vibe for the child. "Impossible! I have been following her since she arrived, and my little Lele has never appeared here."
"this……"
Even so, Yixian was indeed unaware: "Why don't we look for it again? The child went out alone in high spirits early this morning. We thought the child came here early in the morning."
"Excuse me for interrupting, but we really can't find the young master."
At this time, Belfast, whose swimsuit was also in the style of a maid uniform, took the initiative to explain: "We, the Royal Maid Team, arrived here earlier to set up the venue, and we really didn't see the young master."
After hearing the confession from the head maid, Yixian became even more worried. After all, she didn't lie. The child left early in the morning. Did something happen during the trip? Or was she intercepted by some impatient weird sister?
The more she thought about it, the more worried she became. The child had not been seen yet, so she wondered if he had encountered an accident in the port.
Just as she began to have such wild thoughts, and just as the girls from other camps in the port area began to get agitated because they hadn't seen Xiao Lele, there was new movement at the beach.
"There's a shark!!"
The little girls who had already gone into the water to play suddenly saw a fish fin emerging from the sea in the distance. The fish fin was so iconic that it was obvious at a glance that it was a shark.
This is the ocean, and it is very normal to have sharks in the ocean. After all, with the Sirens occupying most of the world's oceans, the marine resources are now very abundant due to the lack of human fishing and development, so it is not strange to see sharks in offshore areas.
"Wow! It's Yu Yu!"
"It's decided! Let's have grilled shark for lunch today!"
"Fish are so cute! How can you eat them!"
"U47, let's see who can catch the shark first!"
"I accept this challenge!"
………………
What was really strange was the reaction of these little girls. After all, a normal person's first reaction when seeing a shark would be to flee to the shore in a panic, but these little girls showed the opposite reaction. Instead, they moved closer to the shark with excitement on their faces and even wanted to catch it.
It's true, they can really do it, and do it with ease, because they are ship girls. In the eyes of ordinary humans, they are terrible big sharks, but in the eyes of these little girls, they are just big fish that swim faster. Their sharp teeth are enough to bite ordinary humans into pieces, but they can't even bite through a little girl's arm, and they might even break their own teeth.
This once again highlights that ship girls are completely different from humans. No matter how human-like they look, it cannot change the fact that they are powerful.
Because the incident happened suddenly, everyone's attention was focused on the shark that suddenly appeared, and many lively and active little girls rushed towards the shark.
But surprisingly, this shark was very smart. It seemed to know that it was no match for the ship girls, so it avoided the group of ship girls from a distance. However, it did not swim into the deep sea, but instead moved towards the coast.
Heading towards the shallow sea? This shark might want to run aground.
"Fish, don't run!"
However, this instead aroused the competitive spirit of the little sisters. After all, when had the prey they had set their eyes on ever tried to escape? They had agreed to eat sharks, so they had to make it their meal at noon today.
The little sisters were very fast, especially the submarines which moved even faster in the water, but the sharks in the distance seemed to have predicted their movements and kept a safe distance to avoid them.
Due to the distance problem and the darkness underwater, they could not see the shark that was hiding far away, but this did not hinder the little sisters' determination to catch it.
Under the stunned gaze of the older sisters on the shore, the shark miraculously dodged the encirclement of many younger sisters and quickly attacked the coast.
“This…isn’t it?”
Looking at the movement trajectory that didn't look like that of a shark at all, a ridiculous possibility suddenly flashed through Bal's mind.
In order to verify this possibility, she very decisively and accurately reached out and grabbed the fin of a fish that was swimming quickly past her, and then lifted it up. In fact, she had already seen it clearly when she swam to the clear and transparent shallow sea area.
…This is a paddling cat.
Chapter 393 Unlocking Meowle's Paddy Cat Achievement
Xiao Lele had indeed arrived a long time ago, but he arrived earlier than the royal maid team that came to decorate the venue. Having arrived early, he had already started playing happily with his friends. It was not until his friends were called away to work by the royal maid team that came later that the bored Xiao Lele went swimming alone.
Although he is a cat, Xiao Lele has not inherited the cat's fear of water. It can even be said that he is very good at swimming. You should know that when he was in the navy, he beat all the other students in the basic swimming class and won the cute title of "paddling cat".
As for how fast this kid swims to win such a title, just look at his speed just now, which is almost the same as that of a shark.
When Jean Bart saw the underwater scene through the clear waters of the shallow sea at close range, she was actually speechless. She silently grabbed the fish fin and lifted it up.
At this time, Xiao Lele seemed to have not yet reacted to the fact that he had been pulled out of the water, and was still paddling. It can be said that he really looked like a paddling cat, or maybe he was a sea cat.
I'm not saying it's cute, I'm just saying it's extremely cute.
Although the kid was wearing a very old-fashioned full-body striped swimsuit, a cat-ear swimming cap and diving goggles, I just didn't understand why he had a simulated shark fin tied on his back.
For a moment, the ship girls who saw the true face of "Shark" all fell silent. Perhaps they really did not expect that their commander would appear in this way.
"You guy..."
Looking at Xiao Lele who was still paddling in the water, Jeanbal finally couldn't help but speak, but after he opened his mouth he didn't know what to say.
"Meow?"
No sound can be heard in the water, so after hearing Jean Bart's voice, Xiao Lele finally realized that he was lifted up and showed a surprised expression.
Compared to the child's surprise, Bal felt that it was his side that should be surprised. He thought it was some strange species of shark, but it turned out to be a paddling cat.
It can only be said that Xiao Lele's appearance was too unexpected. They really couldn't understand why this little creature with such short arms and legs could be so fast on land, but also so exaggerated in the water. It was not scientific at all.
Why should he be surprised? It is Jean Bart and the others who should be surprised. Jean Bart finally said his complaint: "So... why did you run into such a fin?"
Then, Xiao Lele innocently gave his reason: "Because I can swim very fast, the instructor often lets me bring shark fins to play hide-and-seek with the new recruits. I don't know why everyone is crying."
The older sisters were once again in a state of not knowing what to say. It was normal for them to cry, but it would be strange if they didn't cry at this time. All they could say was that the instructor who came up with this method was really lacking in virtue.
Suddenly, as if remembering something, Xiao Lele added, "By the way, afterward, the new recruits strongly requested me to "motivate" the new recruits in the same way every year, so I thought I should motivate you in the same way."
After hearing this, the older sisters who were about to say something fell into speechless silence again, because... I really don't know where to start complaining, it's full of flaws from beginning to end.
Only this child would believe such nonsense, but it is precisely because the child believed it that they didn't know how to respond to this serious nonsense.
But Xiao Lele asked them very innocently: "How is it? Are you inspired?"
Faced with the child's question, Bal didn't know how to answer for a moment. After all, he was not a human who was afraid of death. Besides, didn't he see that the group of destroyers and submarine girls were chasing each other happily? He really didn't know if it could be called an encouragement.
“Wow wow wow wow wow!! How can this child be so cute! Come on, let me, your big sister, hug you!”
Atago, who had been patient for a long time, rushed forward and grabbed Xiao Lele, and directly performed the four-dimensional facial cleanser magic for the child.
A huge, soft, suffocating feeling came towards me. It was really soft, the kind that could suffocate me.
"You can act as cute as you want to me, it's okay, even if it's a little bit 'passionate', I can handle it!"
I can only say that he is worthy of being a walking dirty joke maker. Such jokes with sexual connotations can come out of his mouth easily, and the person on the other side is an innocent child.
Needless to say, this action immediately elicited an explosive reaction from the girls.
"Atago! Let go! Do you want to suffocate the Commander?!"
Finally, Kaohsiung, who couldn't bear it any longer, drew his sword and hit his sister ship hard on the head with the back of the sword.
Facts once again prove that the physical strength of the ship girl is far superior to that of ordinary humans. After all, if an ordinary human were to take this blow, his head would explode like a watermelon, but Atago just covered her head and rolled on the ground in pain.
While rolling on the ground, he didn't forget to say a lot of nonsense: "It hurts! It hurts so much!! Kaohsiung, are you so cruel that you really want to destroy your own sister ship?"
Kaohsiung rebuked him with a look of disappointment: "Shut up! Can't you improve yourself a little? Do you really want to make Sakura Empire a laughing stock in the entire port area?!"
Although there were many people who wanted to repair her ship, everyone's attention was now on Xiao Lele. Akagi took the lead and snatched Xiao Lele from the opponent's four-dimensional chest: "Commander, are you okay?"
“Meow… meow… meow…”
Little Lele, whose face turned red from holding his breath, had been breathing heavily. He never expected that he could not do anything after diving in the water for so long and almost fell into that magical softness.
But to be honest, this kid looks very cute when he's frustrated.
"Poor commander, you must have been frightened, but you're all right now. Akagi has come to your side, and I will never let these pests harm you again."
“Meow!!!”
Akagi's breasts are very big, not inferior to Atago's at all. Strictly speaking, all the older sisters present have very big breasts.
Maybe it was because he almost drowned just now, which caused the child to have a little stress reaction. Seeing that the other party showed some signs of wanting to hug him, little Lele jumped away out of fear and jumped directly onto the head of Saratoga who came to join in the fun.
"commander……"
At this moment, this scene full of various implications once again made everyone fall silent.
Especially Saratoga, which was chosen as a stopover by the lovely commander, but unfortunately, as the ship in question, she was not happy at all.
Chapter 394: Miaole almost drowned in the chest
How should I describe it? In short, the scene was once very funny.
After all, Saratoga is an aircraft carrier, but her pitiful baby figure is like a heresy among a group of big aircraft carrier sisters with explosive figures. Moreover, her too pitiful figure does not feel out of place even among destroyers and submarines. It is also a matter that the ship concerned is extremely concerned about.
Because of the accident just now, Xiao Lele now has a stress reaction to the big-breasted ship girls, and subconsciously jumps on Saratoga's head to "take refuge". It seems that even Saratoga's flat breasts have indeed won Xiao Lele's approval for safety.
Phew!
Her sister Lexington couldn't help laughing. Although they are sister ships, the elder sister has a very good figure, which is very consistent with everyone's impression of the big sister of the aircraft carrier. When the two sisters stand together, the gap is sometimes so exaggerated that people who don't know the situation think they are mother and daughter.
The gap between the two is so exaggerated that sometimes other colleagues even joke that Lexington has taken away the nutrients that originally belonged to Saratoga.
"Don't laugh!!!"
It was this laughter that made Saratoga so angry that her hair exploded, and she complained loudly to Xiao Lele who was holding her head: "Although I am glad that you took the initiative to find me, I really can't be happy at this time! Why did you find me at this time? In the eyes of the commander, are my breasts really that flat?"
Normally, they would team up with a large group of destroyers and submarines to catch little Lele, but they could never see any sign of her. Now, she took the initiative to jump on her head, but she had to avoid the big sisters with big breasts, which made her very unhappy.
It was this crazy complaint that completely triggered the uncontrollable laughter of White Eagle's colleagues, and everyone's laughter made her even more unable to hold back.
Instead, Xiao Lele responded to her complaint with a matter-of-fact answer: "What are you talking about, meow, Saratoga, you are ordinary to begin with, don't you know yourself well enough?"
This child is good in every way, except that he is too honest sometimes and never tells a lie.
Doesn’t Saratoga have a clear understanding of itself?
No, it was because her understanding was too thorough that made her angry. Among all the aircraft carriers in the entire port area, the most mediocre ones were only herself, Xiangfeng, and Longxiang. However, Xiangfeng and Longxiang could be explained as light cruisers, but Saratoga was a serious regular cruiser. Among the regular cruisers, she was the only heretic like a frying pan, which made her ship type seem out of place.
It was because of Xiao Lele's words that made her completely explode.
"Stop looking down on me here. I will become a big sister with a great figure sooner or later!"
I was already furious, and after hearing Xiao Lele's innocent and outrageous words, I could no longer hold back.
In the spirit of asking questions when you don't understand, Xiao Lele asked Enterprise and her group of aircraft carriers: "Enterprise, can you ship girls grow up in the future?"
Faced with the child's serious question without any pretense, the group of big sisters on the aircraft carrier were stumped for a moment. They subconsciously wanted to comfort Saratoga, but this would not allow them to answer the child correctly.
In the end, it was the Lexington, the sister ship, who gave the correct answer for the sake of justice: "Commander, this is impossible under normal circumstances, so as a respectable man, you should not continue to delve into it. This will make the lady feel very embarrassed."
Xiao Lele is not only an honest child, but also a studious and obedient child.
In response to Lexington's "teaching", he simply nodded and said, "I know, meow. Then I won't ask. As long as I don't ask, Saratoga won't be embarrassed, meow."
The child did "get it," but Saratoga would not gain respect because of it. Instead, it would make her even angrier. She didn't want that kind of respect.
“That’s enough! Who are you looking down on? Just wait! Sarah, I will definitely become a big sister with curvy figure, and then I will come to ravage you, the commander!”
"Lexington already said that in order not to embarrass you, I decided not to talk to you."
She originally wanted to hold back her harsh words, but ended up breaking down completely because of Xiao Lele's words. She had always been the one to bully others, but when had she ever been so pissed off by a few words from a little kitten?
For a moment, everyone was laughing happily. It can be said that with the appearance of this child, the originally anxious atmosphere was resolved.
I have to sigh, this is the charm of Xiao Lele. Everyone is united because of this child, and they live together peacefully because of this child. It can be said that this child is the cornerstone of peace. In a way, Wang Zhenhuang did not choose the wrong person. If he wants to unite the ship girls and establish a bond with humans, the person he chooses must be Wang Lele, but...
"My little comrade!!!"
Soviet Bella Ross, wearing a bold swimsuit, stepped forward and lifted up little Lele: "It's as hot as hell here. Do you know how long I have been waiting here for you!"
Admittedly, the head of this Northern Alliance ship girl has become a little too hot-headed. It can only be said that it is a bit difficult for these ship girls who are adapted to the polar climate to come to this temperate climate.
Perhaps this is also one of the charms of Xiao Lele. For the sake of this child, the Northern Union even dared to move into a base where they were not adapted to the climate, and all this was for Xiao Lele.
In response to the complaints from Beilian, Xiao Lele frowned and proposed a solution with a troubled look: "I'm sorry to make you wait... How about... if you are really that uncomfortable, why don't you go to the air-conditioned room first?"
“How can this be possible!”
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