Did you masturbate today Commander?

She was anxious, and had to be anxious, and when she was anxious, she naturally spoke without thinking, so she said: "That was just my immature self in the past. Now I realize how much I love the Commander, so grandfathers and Governor, please betroth the Commander to me, and I will definitely treat her well in the future!"

Is this an excuse? This is clearly violent talk. I never expected that she would want to take advantage of the chaos to propose to the child's elders.

Falcon and the others were so jealous that they immediately shouted back, "You are dreaming! You want to marry the Commander after bullying him? You are not qualified at all!"

"Shut up! You guys have been making things difficult for the commander since he first arrived, so you have no right to blame me!"

It would have been fine if they didn't say anything, but as soon as they started talking, August got angry. What right did they have to blame him? Aren't they all the same?

The following scene... is just too ugly to watch, with the mutual accusations and blame-shifting among these women on the ship completely exposing their ugly side.

As for the old people...

They were still in shock from the outrageous words just now. After all, for this group of old-fashioned people, their views on marriage were still very traditional, so August's face-to-face proposal caused them a great shock, especially after the other ship girls revealed their dirty desires without reservation.

Chapter 370 The Worst in the Game - Wang Zhenhuang

Speaking of which... this group of ship women have been very restrained. At least they didn't use their ship equipment, but instead attacked each other verbally.

Little Lele doesn't understand what marriage means yet, so she stands aside as a mascot, while the old people are still immersed in the impact of the new era's concepts and cannot extricate themselves.

Olga pointed at the group of ship girls who began to struggle again and questioned Wang Zhenhuang: "Is this the ship girl you gave your child? How come she looks no different from a female pervert?"

Wang Zhenhuang couldn't help but cover his face at this. He didn't want to see things turn out like this. He often dealt with the ship girls in the Alaska port area, and he knew better than anyone how arrogant and difficult to deal with these ship girls were. However, these were all before he met Xiao Lele. Ever since Xiao Lele went to the port to take up his post, the IQ of these ship girls was like a love-brain with a small flower growing on its head.

“They weren’t like this before.”

At this point, he could only make such an excuse. In fact, another meaning was that they changed after meeting Xiao Lele, but he really didn't know how to explain it to these old people.

After all, these were all very traditional old people, and he didn't know what language to use to explain to these stubborn old people the situation of wanting an old cow to eat young grass.

The old people were even more confused about this statement. They had fought in wars for most of their lives, especially in the dark ages before the appearance of the Ship Girls. The old people had personally fought against the Siren Fleet. They could be called legends and heroes.

But heroes will eventually grow old, and legends will eventually come to an end. With the emergence of KanColle, the times have changed rapidly, and many things have changed now. Old people, like ordinary old people, have a difficulty accepting new things, so it is difficult for Wang Zhenhuang to explain to them that younger control and the cultivation system are quite popular outside now. Based on Wang Zhenhuang's understanding of this group of old people, they will most likely take out a pistol and make a hole in their own heads.

But even though they don't understand, the old people are indeed not very fond of KanColles. Even though life was much easier with the support of KanColles back then, they still stubbornly believe that the battlefield is a man's business, and almost everyone fights on their own.

"So you mean they were worse before?"

The old people only know that the ship girls are very strong, but they are really not interested in knowing more than that. The ship girls they saw today seemed to be very different from the ones they encountered during the war.

"No... No, it wasn't that bad before. Strictly speaking, it only became so bad after I met Xiao Lele."

This made it very difficult for Wang Zhenhuang, who was responsible for the explanation. He had to save some face for the group of ship girls, and at the same time, he had to explain to the group of old people in a tactful way to avoid holes being made. It seemed that he had the hardest job on the scene.

But the elders would not let him off because of his tactful explanation, and instead questioned him further: "You knew that these ship girls were so bad, why did you still dare to send this child over? You have bad intentions, you are shameless!"

Sure enough, he was unanimously criticized by the old people for no apparent reason. A vein was visible on Wang Zhenhuang's forehead. If he hadn't thought of Xiao Lele, he would not have been willing to pretend to be a grandson in front of this group of old people. It would have been much easier to just pick up a semi-automatic rifle and fight.

But the current communication gave him a glimmer of hope. It would be best if he could deal with this group of elderly people in one go.

Because of this, he had to do the mediation and explanation work here in a humble manner, or in his words, "acting like a grandson."

Not all ship girls are fighting among themselves. At least the Northern Union is just keeping a distance from the matter and their internal conflicts have nothing to do with them, so Soviet Rossiya picked up Xiao Lele who was acting as a mascot at the side.

In her opinion, August's method was simply a wrong way of demonstrating, so she wanted to show these useless ship girls a textbook meeting with the parents.

She came to Wang Zhenhuang and the elders with Xiao Lele in her arms and said, "Please arrange for Xiao Comrade to join our Northern Union. Unlike those shipgirls who don't know how to cherish, our comrades in the Northern Union share the same values. Xiao Comrade is already an indispensable member of our Northern Union. We will instill the red spirit into Xiao Comrade and make him a member of the revolution. In this life, we are good comrades who live and die together."

Although it's a bit awkward, it is indeed a "confession" and this is the romance of the Northern Union.

Unfortunately, the old people could not understand this kind of Northern Alliance romance. Instead, they complained loudly: "Reject! I don't care which camp you are from. Anyway, don't teach Xiao Lele some weird things!"

Originally, letting Wang Zhenhuang be the father was already a huge failure in their eyes. It was really hard for them to accept that their "grandson's" daughter-in-law was a ship girl who was older than themselves.

"This is really troublesome. After all, we really can't give up our little comrade."

However, Soviet Russia was not discouraged at all after being rejected. Instead, he laughed loudly: "Little comrade, in this case, our Northern Union may have to act as a vicious ship and kidnap you."

"You guys are just kidding! Xiao Lele will not be kidnapped by you. If you can leave this area, we, as ship girls, will be expelled on the spot!"

They were originally arguing, but in an instant they shared a common hatred of the enemy. It has to be said that women are really magical creatures. They can always join forces with their mortal enemies in the next second.

At this point, the elders could no longer remain silent, and Olga intervened forcefully: "Shut up! Our little baby won't go with anyone today!"

For a time, the ship girls in the Alaska port area, the ship girls in the Northern Union port area, and the old people, all three parties were very tough.

"Um... I think..."

“““It’s all your fault, shut up!!!”””

The three parties almost in unison yelled back at Wang Zhenhuang who wanted to be a peacemaker. He was covering his face with helplessness. If it weren't for Xiao Lele, he would have wanted to overturn the table and quit. As the governor, when had he ever felt so aggrieved? But now, for the sake of his son, he really had to accept this aggrieved feeling.

Beep beep beep beep!!!

Suddenly, a whistle sounded, and the one who blew the whistle was Xiao Lele. She seemed to understand that she could not stop them just by relying on her volume, so she chose to whistle to attract everyone's attention.

Seeing everyone getting angry and ready to quarrel again, Xiao Lele came to the middle of the three parties and raised a big cross with both hands: "No quarreling! We can solve any problem through conversation. Quarreling is the most meaningless thing, meow!"

Chapter 371 Miaole's hymn of courage makes the old people retreat

It's no exaggeration to say that Xiao Lele is the braking device between the three parties. Even if we take a step back, it is absolutely impossible for them to fight.

With such a result, the mediation work naturally fell on this child. After all, there was no one more suitable than this child.

Little Lele turned to the group of old people and said that it was his own problem after all. The child had the courage to stand up and face the problem: "Grandpas, please listen to me, meow."

In fact, this problem will have to be faced one day, it’s just that we have to face it now.

The child told them with a very serious expression: "I have always admired the grandfathers. I have always listened to the stories of the grandfathers who were active on the battlefield. I also thought that one day I would be able to be active on the battlefield like the grandfathers, and I have never had the opportunity to introduce them to you grandfathers. These are the ship girls I am proud of. They are not only my subordinates, but also my friends. Now I have good partners who are worth entrusting to me."

When hearing the child say this, the ship girls were all so moved that they almost burst into tears, especially the sentimental ship girls of the Sakura Empire who had already taken out their handkerchiefs to wipe their tears. With such a good child, they swore to follow him to the end and were determined to stick with this child for the rest of their lives.

In the final analysis... the reason why this child became so persistent was because this group of old people told too many stories and shaped their own image so successfully, so they created a goal and direction for the child to aspire to.

Now it's the elders' turn to start feeling conflicted. They used to describe in front of the children how proud and carefree they were when they were young, but now they feel just as conflicted.

But the tangled situation is not over yet. Xiao Lele came to Yixian and pulled her black silk: "And Yixian is my initial ship. Let me tell you, Yixian is very powerful. I have done many things with the help of Yixian. So with Yixian helping me, grandpas don't have to worry at all."

It can be seen that the child really likes Yixian and has been praising her in front of the elders. This is the privilege of the initial ship.

She had the illusion of being taken in front of her father-in-law by her husband and being praised. Even for Yixian, it was the first time she faced such a situation, and this very delicate mentality made her feel uneasy.

She was clearly an "Iron Lady" who would never step back even when facing the Siren, but under Xiao Lele's praise and the scrutiny of the elders, she revealed the shy attitude of an ugly daughter-in-law meeting her parents.

"I am the flagship of the Donghuang Navy's First Fleet - Yixian. I will take good care of the commander at the risk of Donghuang's glory and the life of the ship girl."

Due to her nervousness, her self-introduction seemed very serious, but it was precisely because of her seriousness and rigor that she was worthy of the occasion of "meeting the parents".

It's just that this special treatment of being taken by the commander to be introduced to the "parents" makes the other ship girls jealous to the point of being torn apart. Look at those ship girls from the Sakura Empire, who were wiping their tears with handkerchiefs the moment before, but now they have started biting their handkerchiefs.

Isn't she just the first one to greet Xiao Lele, isn't she the first ship girl to open the cat box? If they hadn't been stupid, maybe they would have been treated like this now. In short, it's a lot of "ifs", but unfortunately there are not so many ifs in this world. Failure is failure. The initial ship information of this child was registered as Yixian, which is an indisputable fact.

"Donghuang?... If it's a Donghuang woman who manages the household, I really don't have any objections."

For the first time, Olga and the others actually bowed their heads. It can be seen that the quality of Donghuang women is still worthy of recognition, but just bowing your head does not mean compromise: "But this child should not bear the burden that does not belong to him..."

"grandfather!"

However, he was interrupted by Xiao Lele: "I am a child raised by daddy and you. Please believe me, as your child, I am also an outstanding man-meow! And with so many ship girls supporting me, I will definitely become a good commander-meow!"

He gave the old people a thumbs up again. He didn't know since when, even with his petite and cute body, he could reveal his reliable side.

Looking at the child's cute expression full of confidence and persistence, the old people wanted to say something, but when the words came to their lips, they swallowed them back and finally just sighed.

"Sure enough, I shouldn't have given the child's custody to Wang Zhenhuang at that time. It really is not a relief at all."

In response to the sighs of the elderly, Wang Zhenhuang raised his middle finger and loudly stated that he would never take the blame: "What a joke! Why should you point fingers at the child I rescued? Moreover, the child has become like this. You who always show off your glorious history cannot escape responsibility!"

He would never get used to it. It was not his problem and no one could put the blame on him, so he not only protested loudly, but also extended an international friendly gesture that everyone could understand.

Indeed, this international friendly gesture was so effective that the old men almost took out their guns and prepared to perform the hole-opening magic trick again.

"Grandpas, please look at me! And please believe me, have you forgotten, meow? You said I was the greatest miracle in this sea. If that's the case, I will bring back the results of the battle with this miracle, meow. Even if you try to stop me, I will go alone, meow."

That’s right, this child has this kind of personality. Once he makes up his mind, he will act on his own even if he is strictly prohibited.

Knowing this, the old men sighed again: "Forget it, even if we don't let you do it now, you will definitely do it secretly. We old guys won't say anything else. Let's keep your position as commander for the time being."

These words gave Xiao Lele hope, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

"but!"

However, Olga didn't seem to want Xiao Lele to get away with it so easily, so she said, "It's just to retain your position as commander. We still strictly forbid you to go to the frontline battlefield. Regarding this, I also hope that your Donghuang initial ship Yixian will keep a close eye on it. I believe you don't want your commander to rush to the front line and have something happen to him."

"I will supervise this carefully."

In the past, she couldn't persuade Xiao Lele and always watched this child rush to the front line. Now, with the righteous authority of this group of grandfathers, she can step forward with a legitimate reason to stop Xiao Lele from doing some dangerous actions.

In response to this, Xiao Lele pouted her lips and frowned, looking as if she couldn't accept it.

But there's nothing we can do. This kid always likes to do those dangerous actions that can cause their cardiopulmonary arrest. Now we finally have a righteous cause to stop him.

The ship girls from other camps are very jealous of Yixian for having this privilege.

Chapter 372 The problem has not been solved yet

With Xiao Lele, the ship girl in the Alaska port area, and the old people finally being able to communicate calmly, this long conflict seemed to be coming to an end.

It seems so... but in fact, the problem is far from being solved, because the trouble from the KanColle camp is far from over.

Just when the war seemed to be dying down, the ship girls of the Northern Alliance broke in between the two sides. Soviet Bellaros didn't want this matter to end so easily, after all, their problem had not been solved yet.

So she stood up and spoke on behalf of all the shipgirls of the Northern Alliance: "Although I am sorry to disturb your friendly atmosphere, the problems on our side of the Northern Alliance have not been resolved. What is the matter with Comrade Xiao's transfer order? Why are there two transfer orders with different contents? I hope Comrade Wang Zhenhuang can come forward to explain. Our Northern Alliance's transfer order is the orthodox one."

Wow, she really uses the tactic of taking the lead to make people think that she is the real one by using the preconceived notion.

Yixian and the others could no longer remain calm and immediately refuted: "This statement is too arbitrary. Our transfer order is also stamped by the Governor's Office. If you want to talk about orthodoxy, we are the same!"

Speaking of this matter, the old people who had calmed down became angry again: "It's all because of the self-willed decision of that little bastard Wang Zhenhuang. This bastard was so impulsive that he transferred Xiao Lele to Beilian Port District because he couldn't beat him. He wanted to indirectly anger us to death!"

"I admit the transfer order!"

Wang Zhenhuang admitted that there was a transfer order, but he had never heard of two different transfer orders: "But what about two different transfer orders? My transfer orders should be the same!"

Listening to his explanation, everyone became confused again, not knowing what was going on.

At this moment, Vincent, who had been playing dumb, finally came forward. He raised his victory sign and explained to everyone, "In fact, the transfer order received by the Alaska Port District was modified by my remedial measures. After all, we cannot let our hot-headed boss issue orders recklessly and cause the Governor's Office to fall into dire straits. I just didn't expect my boss to issue another one. It was indeed my mistake."

With his coming forward to clarify, the truth finally came to light as to why the two transfer orders had different contents.

Wang Zhenhuang, who also understood, was furious: "Vincent, it's you again, you bastard. You actually tampered with my transfer order? You are committing a job crime, you know that!!"

"No, I'm saving the Governor's Mansion!"

Vincent was not used to him at all. While refuting, he also made a familiar international friendly gesture to him: "Let's put aside how many buildings you have blown up from last year to this year. If you really send out this transfer order intact, then the Governor's Mansion and this area will be bombed in turns. So I am not only saving the Governor's Mansion, I am also saving everyone in this area. The one who is taking advantage of the job to commit a crime is not me, but you! With unreasonable transfer orders and impulsive job adjustments, you are taking advantage of your position to put the entire Governor's Mansion in danger!"

It was exactly the perfect replica of what Wang Zhenhuang had just done to the old people, with his expressive ability maxed out. It was as if he was possessed by a lawyer who overturned a verdict. After a burst of criticism, he made Wang Zhenhuang's face turn red, and it didn't seem strange that he would vomit blood in the next second.

"Wang Zhenhuang has a good subordinate."

The old people were all expressing their feelings, but Wang Zhenhuang found it difficult to agree with their feelings.

What no one expected was that trouble would arise again. The Governor's Office, which was already isolated and weak, could still cause trouble at this critical juncture.

All I can say is that Vincent is so capable, so capable that Wang Zhenhuang really wants to physically kill him with a volley of bullets.

And then... nothing happened. The conflicts that had accumulated over time finally caused Wang Zhenhuang to completely lose control. He pounced on Vincent with his fangs bared. Vincent was not going to tolerate this spoiled boss, so he took a professional boxing stance to fight back.

No one in the Governor's Office was interested in the internal strife. After finally sorting out the problem, Soviet Rossiya smiled with a confident look on his face, "See? We are the real orthodox. The original order of the Governor was to transfer the young comrade to our Beilian Port District to serve as the commander, not to come here for a so-called one-month study."

The enterprise also became anxious and started to argue: "What a joke! As long as it is stamped with the official seal of the Governor's Office, it is an effective transfer order. That official seal is more real than anything else!"

Maybe this doesn't make sense, but who would be reasonable at this time? The important thing is to keep Xiao Lele. As long as the child can be kept, it doesn't matter if the means are dirty or shameless.

The old men temporarily withdrew from the dispute. After all, they had not expected that the transfer order issued in the beginning just to anger them would cause so many troubles. Even though it was not their business for the time being, they also started to join in the fun. Xiao Lele insisted on becoming the commander anyway, so let's see how these ship girls compete for Xiao Lele.

Now, no one was paying attention to the fist-and-fist Mortal Kombat of the Governor's Mansion. Besides, Xiao Lele was also offline. The kid seemed to be shocked by the strange situation and had not reacted yet. He was still in a dazed state.

"What else can I say? Whether it is out of the will of the Governor or out of the legitimacy of the official seal, this transfer order from our Beilian Port District is impeccably legitimate. On the other hand, your port district, apart from a real official seal, the content of the transfer order is completely inconsistent with the will of the Governor, so you don't have any legitimacy at all."

Only when they are powerful will these Northern Alliance ship girls obediently call Wang Zhenhuang the Governor. If their positions were reversed, they would probably even call him "Old Man Wang Zhenhuang".

Bismarck and the others didn't look happy, but that was understandable. After all, in terms of orthodoxy, they were indeed at a disadvantage. But for Xiao Lele, who would fight the other party fairly at this time? Of course, they would do whatever it takes to win.

"Objection Ari!!!"

A dissenting voice full of the style of the Sakura Empire was heard, and Ryujo and Akashi stood up at the same time.

"Given the abnormal operation status of the Governor's Office and the Governor's own abnormal mental state, this transfer order cannot be counted at all!"

"Also considering the state of collapse of the Governor-General's Office and the fact that it basically complies with the wartime regulations, this transfer order can be said to be invalid!"