Did you masturbate today Commander?
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There was nothing wrong with what she said, but it still felt very strange that the conversation between the two was obviously not on the same channel, but they were able to communicate without any obstacles.
After hearing this, the simple-minded little Lele also felt that there was nothing wrong with saying this.
At least so far, none of these Northern Alliance ship girls have any abnormalities coming from different channels.
It was lunch time, so there was even more reason to take the child to eat: "Comrade Wang Lele, it's getting late now. I'll take you to our Beilian cafeteria to have a good meal."
Regardless of whether the child agreed or not, he directly carried Xiao Lele out of the maintenance factory and did not let go of the child the whole time. This also made Soviet Belarus, who wanted to hold the child in his arms, feel resentful. When did this revolutionary comrade with thick eyebrows and big eyes become so cunning?
The scene changed and we came to the Beilian Canteen. This canteen inherited the Soviet characteristics. The food here is big pot dishes. Although the cooking method is simple, with the superb cooking skills of these barbarians, the big pot dishes are still cooked into very delicious dishes.
But these are not the main points. The main point is the scene after bringing Xiao Lele here.
As the undisputed protagonist of this event, the child was naturally treated like a deity, placed at the center of the table, surrounded by food.
In order to entertain this child, they ordered a full table. You know, in the past, there was always more vodka than food on their table, but considering Xiao Lele's age, today these alcoholic ship girls rarely put out even a bottle of wine.
There were so many dishes that little Lele was dazzled and didn’t know which one to eat.
But it doesn’t matter, the children don’t need to worry about which one to choose, because they will feed them on their own initiative.
"Comrade, you probably haven't tried our Beilian dishes. Although they are not very sophisticated, they are still quite delicious thanks to Comrade Manchu's superb cooking skills."
"Little Lele, look over here and eat my carrot."
"He ate it! He ate it! And the way he chewed it was so cute!"
"It's my turn! I'm next!"
"You are really unique, little comrade. I hope you like the food."
"It's a cat, but the way it puffs up while eating looks as cute as a hamster!"
………………
It can only be said that he is the group's favorite. This child has no chance to do anything by himself, because this group of Beilian sisters have been feeding him, causing his cheeks to swell like a hamster.
In fact, Xiao Lele wanted to protest and express that he could support himself, but these Northern Alliance ship girls didn't give him any chance at all. As soon as his puffed up cheeks subsided, food would be stuffed into his mouth again.
This cycle continued until his stomach was full, and he still had no chance to protest.
After the meal, the Northern Alliance ship girls were still staring at the child. After all, such a magical creature was so interesting, and it was undeniable that every move of the child was full of indescribable cuteness. If these ship girls didn't know what it was like to have a child, then looking at Xiao Lele, they could probably understand it, so these Northern Alliance ship girls all had a highly consistent auntie smile on their faces.
While Xiao Lele was lying on the dining table with her big belly, the Northern Alliance ship girls started talking again.
"Can we really keep this one, Comrade Commander?"
"I must raise it! Even if I can't, I will raise it secretly!"
"That's right. I will use my salary to support Comrade Xiao Lele."
"I usually don't interrupt, but I have to say this time. If it's this comrade, please stay."
"Gangut is right! If we miss this, we are no different from blind people!"
"This comrade's soul network is definitely the talent we need most in the Northern Union!"
"No wonder Wang Zhenhuang dared to send this kid here. He really has some skills. This is simply giving us more power!"
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They didn't know if it was like adding wings to a tiger, but at least Wang Zhenhuang definitely didn't mean what they imagined. It was better to say that the current situation was much more complicated than it seemed.
What Wang Lele received was a temporary transfer notice for study, and the Beilian Port District received a formal transfer notice. The Governor's Office that issued this notice has been razed to the ground, and it is not clear where the current temporary Governor's Office is. It is not clear whether this transfer order has any effect. If this transfer order is really investigated at that time, I believe it will be very interesting.
"Everyone, you don't have to say anything. I am not blind. I will definitely fight for such a good comrade."
Soviet Rossiya has also made its position clear. I believe that any ship girl with a normal mind knows how to choose.
Chapter 348 Miaole said to protect himself outside
Everyone in the Northern League once again deeply reaffirmed their original goals and policies. They all turned back to look at the chubby little comrade Wang Lele lying on the dining table, their eyes revealing undisguised possessiveness.
Such a pure soul network, please forgive them for not knowing what words to use to describe it, because such a holy soul network is beyond the scope of their language expression. This is a kind of purity that even they, the ship girls, want to worship.
I believe that as long as the ship girl is not crazy and can think normally, she will understand what to do after seeing this child.
"We have to admit that we really have to thank Wang Zhenhuang this time. Although we don't know what his intention was to send such a treasure to us, if we don't seize it, we will be sorry for this rare opportunity."
The Soviet red spirit is highly unified and united, and Soviet Russia also agrees with everyone's views and opinions.
"Very good! Then it is happily decided. Comrade Commander will sleep here with me tonight!"
At this time, a voice shouted out very happily, and the person who shouted so happily was Soviet Belarus. Although she looked like a very weak woman, she was actually no worse than the Russians of the Northern Union, especially when she was drinking vodka.
"No! You're overstepping your authority. This isn't fair!"
As expected, from the moment he opened his mouth, it was destined that there would be no peace. Mercury Memorial was the first to bravely stand up and refute: "This is not in accordance with the regulations, and even if you want to sleep, we will be the first to expel you. Haven't you heard that younger people are more likely to open up?!"
Naturally, these words also received support from other young ladies from the Northern League.
"Young? You?"
Kirov subconsciously glanced at the Mercury Memorial. After all, according to the age of the ship, those who knew would understand.
But this made Mercury Ji-niang very upset: "Hey! What are you looking at? If you have something to say, just say it to me! And I am a destroyer, I am smaller than you, this is an indisputable fact!"
What she hated most was people bringing up her ship’s age as an issue, and she wouldn’t allow it even with a glance.
They were so united just a moment ago, but now they are divided just because of Xiao Lele's accommodation issue. I don't know how to complain for a moment.
"I'm not a child anymore. I'm a man who can stand on my own two feet, and I should have my own room. Even if I don't have one, I can sleep in my own cat box."
At this time, Xiao Lele, who had almost digested the information, also spoke up. How could a simple child understand so many tricks of these older sisters? Of course, he was defending himself, saying that he was definitely not the kind of child who couldn't sleep without an adult, and he came here to study, so there should be a guest room.
But the North Alliance shipgirls across the channel didn't think so. Soviet Rossiya smiled and said, "Don't worry, little comrade, since you've come to our port, you'll definitely have a room."
After all, he is a formally transferred commander. There must be a commander's lounge in the port area. And since the child could not be found yesterday, they could only clean up the commander's lounge that had not been used for a long time.
Very subtle...
The dialogue between the two sides on different channels has once again been continued. This makes people look forward to what the situation will be like when such a subtle information gap is truly exposed.
But these are not important for now. After all, those are things that will happen around the end of the month. It is only the third day of the month now, and coupled with the subtle cross-channel dialogue, there will be no major problems at least in the short term.
"As long as there's a room, meow."
It doesn’t matter if there is no room. As long as he can find a corner to put the cat box, that place will be his temporary residence. Being a cat, it is sometimes very convenient.
Soviet Rossiya rarely teased him: "Little comrade, do you really not need us to accompany you? We don't care. It's better for everyone to be eager to do this."
If they were in the past, they would never make such frivolous remarks. If any human dared to say such things to them, they would definitely stuff the person into the muzzle of the ship's gun and experience the Soviet red spirit.
So the current situation is that this group of female hooligans are teasing the young commander, and Xiao Lele is too naive and doesn't even realize that he is being teased.
"Commander, it's still a long time before work starts, let's talk about you, let us get to know you better!"
Minsk was lying on the table, looking at Xiao Lele on the table with shining eyes, or it could be said that these shining eyes never stopped.
In the entire Beilian Port area, Minsk is one of the few ship girls who focuses on technology and frequently goes to the maintenance factory, so she is very interested in technology, and now Xiao Lele, who is full of unknowns, is undoubtedly right in her sweet spot.
If conditions allowed, she really wanted to try dissection. Of course, it was just something she could just think about. If she really tried it, regardless of whether the ship girls would kill her, Manchu and the command cats would definitely rebel.
"Hmm? Is this...really necessary?"
In Xiao Lele's opinion, he has only come here to study for a month. It is normal for friends to get to know each other, but too in-depth understanding does not seem to be necessary.
However, this child was too naive and had no idea what level of in-depth knowledge was. He answered all their questions. And one very interesting thing was that their questions subtly avoided the key issues, and this child's answers did not involve the previous port area.
The probability is very low, but now such an outrageous situation is indeed presented to everyone.
Despite the previous experience of Soviet Russia, Minsk still did not give up and continued to test him in a teasing tone: "Commander, come to my dormitory tonight and sleep with me. We can chat for a long time, slowly talking about the Northern Alliance and about you."
"That's right! We are all very curious about the Commander!"
Lingmin and a group of other little ship girls expressed their support and support. Just because the older sister can't do it, it doesn't mean that the younger sisters can't do it either.
"Grandpa said, 'When you're working, you should work hard, and when you're resting, don't think about work.' So you should rest well instead of thinking about work all the time, meow!"
I was taught a lesson by Xiao Lele. This scene is very funny and perfectly illustrates what "natural restraint and intentional" means.
No matter whether they are older sisters or younger sisters, they will not talk about work so seriously. They just want to build a relationship with the child in the name of work, and they can act like hooligans when necessary.
Unfortunately, facing the natural little Lele, the fetus died in the womb.
Chapter 349 Half a Month of Inaction
Of course, the conspiracy of this group of ill-intentioned Northern Alliance ship girls failed. After all, they had just met Xiao Lele and didn't know where this child's bottom line was. If it were the ship girls in the Alaska port area, they would not care what Xiao Lele said. As long as there was no ship to stop them, they would just pick up the child and go back to their room. It can only be said that the methods of this group of Northern Alliance ship girls are still too conservative.
This was the third day after arriving at the Beilian Port Area, and they finally came into contact with the Beilian ship girls. Although they could only have simple contact with Xiao Lele in the cafeteria and the work area on the third day, and finally had no chance to take her back to her room, they were not discouraged. For them who were temporarily unaware of the situation, there was a long time to come, and there was "enough" time to slowly get to know this child in depth. After all, they also understood that it was normal to be on guard when suddenly arriving in a strange place, and they were very confident that they could get along well with this child.
With this completely unhurried attitude, half a month passed in a flash.
Yes, you read it right. Half a month has passed in a flash. I don't know whether I should admire Northern United for being so generous or so careless. Half of such an important month has been wasted like this.
It would have been fine if they had just wasted half of the time, but it was ridiculous that the Northern Alliance's ship girls had wasted half of their time taking the child to seriously learn port operations knowledge. The Northern Alliance's ship girls were completely "affectionate but polite" towards Xiao Lele, and they really thought they had plenty of time to slowly conquer Xiao Lele, completely unaware that they had actually wasted most of the time.
Even Xiao Lele himself is studying hard. After all, this child's purpose is so simple that it is visibly simple. He really believes in Wang Zhenhuang's order for him to come here to study.
Whether it is Xiao Lele, the Beilian ship girls or the original port area ship girls, everyone has different thoughts, and as time goes by, this repression will only make the problem more and more off track.
The current result is that Xiao Lele is studying hard every day, and the group of Northern Alliance ship girls are also willing to teach. Every day, he can see small notebooks and pens in his hands. This child has been working hard to record and learn. Secondly, it is precisely because of such a hard-working and pragmatic attitude that the Northern Alliance ship girls have increased their favorability.
Of course, this is only secondary. The main reason is that the child is too cute. Not only is he cute, but he is also very sensible and often takes the initiative to help with various things. Which ship girl can refuse such a pure soul network and a super sensible and cute kitten? The more they get along with each other, the more the Northern Alliance ship girls believe that this child is a treasure given to them by the sea.
"So cute! Commander, why are you so cute?"
Take Mercury Ji-nien for example. She couldn't help but pick up the child and buried her face in the soft belly. The soft touch and the milky smell made her feel that her rationality was gradually fading away. "Would you like to stay in my dormitory tonight? My dormitory has the latest game consoles and games. Commander, you can come over and have a look. Just follow my lead. You can play all kinds of game consoles as you like."
This is a very typical symptom of the disease, and it can be said that it is approaching the Royal Ark.
boom!
Just when Mercury Ji was about to go completely berserk, a meteor hammer fell from the sky and hit her head hard.
"Wake up, Mercury, you idiot. What if you scare the commander?"
The one who did it was the soft and cute three-no girl Lei Ming, and the weapon she used to hit the opponent was naturally her own ship-mounted weapon, the meteor hammer. This thing is very painful when used to hit a ship girl.
The three-no girl used her cute expressionless face to speak out her words of dissuasion, but unfortunately the other party couldn't hear her at all because the previous blow knocked him unconscious.
"Commander, are you okay? Don't worry about the Mercury Memorial just now. If you like something too much, you will get sick occasionally. Most of the time, you're pretty normal."
Although it is an explanation, it feels like it’s no different from not having an ending.
"Of course I'm fine, nyan, it's just... everyone can be really weird sometimes nyan."
As for Xiao Lele, he was not panicked at all. He had encountered this kind of thing more than once in the Alaska Port Area. It was not so much that he was scared, but rather that the child was confused as to why the other party had such a similar reaction to the ship girl in the Alaska Port Area, and always liked to hold him and do some strange actions.
After half a month of getting along, these Northern Alliance ship girls probably realized that this child had no idea how special she was. Besides, this child was more innocent than they thought. In this child's eyes, there was only pure kindness, and she would never speculate about others with malice, or it could be said that this child simply did not understand what evil was.
Perhaps only a child like this is worthy of such a pure soul network.
You know, in the past half month, the ones who took up the most time with Xiao Lele were not the older sisters, but this group of younger sisters. They fully utilized the advantage of the little expulsion and rushed up to Xiao Lele when he got off work, took the child away, leaving behind a group of stunned older sisters.
Therefore, they, the little expellees, have more say in understanding this child.
Lei Ming picked up Xiao Lele. Although he still had a blank expression, his eyes were shining as he looked at Xiao Lele: "Commander, don't think too much. Lei Ming will protect you well. That's it."
With a strange habit of speaking, she kept spinning in circles while holding Xiao Lele. It can be said that this "three-no" girl was expressing her love for Xiao Lele in her own way.
"Comrade Commander, I've come to see you. You want to get familiar with the situation in our North Union Port area? Come with us to the factory to repair it and have fun with the experiment!"
At this time, Lingmin and Minsk appeared out of nowhere. They were very smart and understood that if it was in the name of work, the child would have no reason to refuse.
But Lei Ming held Xiao Lele in his arms, and he knew the two friends' thoughts very well: "If you want to play, forget it, but don't lead the commander astray."
"You all don't have to fight anymore. You've been occupying the position for so long. Today, the young comrade will come to the Beilian office to handle official documents."
Just when Lei Ming wanted to say something, the majestic sisters of the Northern League, led by Soviet Rossiya, appeared one after another and said they would take the commander to "work".
In a word, today's Xiao Lele belongs to their big sister. Because of Xiao Lele's arrival, a new storm has arisen in the Northern League, and today is another new struggle.
Chapter 350: The (Harmony) Zone on the Verge of Collapse (Please enable automatic subscription!)
Chapter 350: The (Harmony) District on the Verge of Collapse
Although the Northern Union is caught in a dispute (harmony), this dispute is more like fighting and joking, and may even enhance relations. It may not be a dispute in the true sense. So... what is a dispute in the true sense?
For a model of this, one need only look to the Alaska (Harmony) zone, where the most exemplary "dispute" is currently taking place.
The ship girls in the Alaska (Harmony) zone are the most typical negative examples. From the day Xiao Lele left, they have not been able to hide it for even a single day.
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