Your war hammer is too fake

Your war hammer is too fake Author: Zhao Xin

Summary:

"We traveled to Warhammer."

"Oh……"

"With the golden finger, you can recruit troops."

"yeah!!"

"But it's hard to get high-level troops."

"Oh……"

"But the system troops are all background strengths."

"yeah!!"

"You need points to recruit troops, and points are only given by killing the Chaos faction."

"Oh……"

"But we have as many rat men as we want."

"yeah!!"

“The four vendors will soon realize our existence and our specialness, and then target us.”

"Oh……"

"But if they are killed by us or the system forces, they are completely dead and will not be resurrected."

"yeah!!"

“This world sucks.”

"Oh……"

“But here we are!”

"WAAAGH!!"

……

Signed a resident contract, basically updated daily, that’s all.

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Testimonials

As the title suggests, this book will be on the shelves tomorrow.

This is not the first time I have written a thank you note for a book, but when I put pen to paper, I still feel a mixture of emotions. Shao Nian Meng is a website that is very suitable for hammer guys to go crazy on, which is especially important to me personally. In short, the authors are all talented and speak well, I like this place very much. (It is very realistic

As for the update, just as the introduction said, I will update once every two days under normal circumstances. As an old pigeon, I have full consciousness, so forget about the bounty, if you can't do it, don't offer a bounty, breaking your promise and getting fat is not a good habit.

Finally, because I have been working overtime during the May Day holiday, I really can't find time to write today... Well, I will make up for it tomorrow. I promise to update twice tomorrow.

Volume 1: The Oath of the Mountains

Chapter 1: Always smile when the train is stuck

An Jiyue stroked his chin and looked at the web page in front of him thoughtfully.

Recently, An Jiyue has heard in more than one Hammer group that a web-based simulator called "If You Travel to Warhammer" has appeared on the Internet. He originally wanted to ignore it. As a poor guy who was slapped in the face by the End of Time when he just started playing, it's not like any Warhammer-related thing can arouse his curiosity...

...until a stupid group member who was also a Hammer guy sent me a screenshot.

"Isn't this the fan fiction book you wrote?" said a group member.

Right-click to copy the link from the group, paste it and go. The webpage loaded almost instantly. The first thing that appeared in front of An Jiyue was an automatically played CG animation:

Under the night sky, the emerald towers were surrounded by flames. The light of torches flickered in the endless night, and the cannons mounted on the city walls spewed out thunder and flames; the crossbowmen drew their swords at the sound of the horn, and a large number of crossbow arrows flew into the sky; the warriors wearing heavy armor and holding long halberds or swords lined up in neat rows, motionless as if they were mountains that had stood for eternity.

The battle of Ashisha, An Jiyue's mind immediately gave the answer. The CG was so well made that it even reminded An Jiyue of the broken glass. The animation continued to play, and An Jiyue saw the beastmen being smashed by shells and shot down by crossbows during the charge, but the beasts' offensive momentum did not seem to weaken at all.

The screaming shaman cast a spell to produce deformed vines that climbed up the city wall, helping the beastmen who were already good at climbing to the top of the city wall; the four-armed Gur beasts lifted up a huge tree that had been petrified and repeatedly pounded on the main gate of the fortress. The warriors in green robes and silver armors all fought with halberds and swords, and even some crossbowmen changed to waist knives for close combat, forming a defense line that was shaky under the impact of the chaos beasts, but could never be broken through.

The sharp blade that gleamed in the firelight was soon covered with a thick layer of blood; an officer with obviously more gorgeous armor appeared on the wall of the fortress's main gate, cast a spell to summon white flames and a howling blizzard, and blasted the Gul beast, which was nearly three stories tall when it stood, severely damaging the monster and forcing it to withdraw from the front line.

Under the tenacious resistance of the defenders, the battle situation was once deadlocked, but the beastmen, who had an absolute advantage in manpower, eventually relied on numbers and crazy attacks at all costs to gradually overwhelm the defenders' outer defense line. In the end, the surviving defenders on the outer city wall retreated to the taller inner city wall after leaving a group of warriors who volunteered to guard the rear. The beastmen howled loudly to cheer for their victory, but An Jiyue outside the screen knew that they were too happy too early.

The beastmen did not immediately attack the inner city, but started eating on the spot, devouring the corpses on the battlefield, whether they were beastmen or human defenders in green robes and silver armor. Their picnic had just begun when it was interrupted by a sudden change. When the meteorite burning with blue and white flames fell from the sky, even the deep night sky was briefly illuminated.

The meteorite hit the center of the Chaos Beasts, and in an instant the entire computer screen was filled with dazzling white light. When the light faded, what An Jiyue saw was not the scene where the defenders took the opportunity to deploy the reserve troops and drove the Beastmen out of the fortress in one breath, but a line of large characters: Time Traveler Simulator o If you travel to the Warhammer ov2.2 version

This thing also has version updates? An Jiyue was somewhat speechless. The level of sophistication of the CG was beyond imagination. The production cost of this thing alone might be tens of millions of ugly yuan... maybe even more?

The content on the web page changes again.

[Would you like to travel to the Warhammer world? Yes/No]

Can I still click "No" at this point? An Jiyue thought so. He clicked on "Yes", and the text gradually faded, and new content appeared on the webpage.

[Please select your faction], and then the screen was filled with various faction icons. An Jiyue took a deep breath, and instead of looking at the Warhammer factions that he was already familiar with, he scrolled directly to the bottom.

【Aurora Celestial Empire (self-created by the fans)】, the faction icon is a black, gray and white three-star flag. An Jiyue was silent for a few seconds, then pulled the scroll bar back to the top. The second in the first row was 【Aurora Celestial Empire】, the faction icon was a dragon head split in half from the middle, the left half was gold, and the right half was silver.

There was a small button on the right side of each faction icon, and clicking it would bring up the faction introduction. An Jiyue started reading from the first one in the first row, [Empire], and quickly glanced at each faction introduction before closing it, and then moved on to the next faction... The scroll bar slowly moved down, and finally reluctantly reached the bottom.

【Aurora Dynasty (self-created by a fan)】, just by looking at these words, An Jiyue could feel his heartbeat quickening; but when he actually clicked on the introduction, all the excitement, doubts, and vague uneasiness disappeared without a trace like mist under the scorching sun.

You can't be wrong, this is the Aurora fanfiction he wrote when Warhammer 1 was just released! Even in this faction introduction, many paragraphs are simply copied and pasted from the setting collection he wrote!

Thinking back to the CG of the Battle of Ashisha at the beginning, whose production quality was so high that it cost so much, An Jiyue had never felt his brain working so slowly. But this question can be put aside for now. Faction selection? Why should I choose? It must be the fan-made Aurora I made myself. It’s not that the official Aurora made by CA under the pressure of GW is not good. The official Aurora is good in every way except that the cavalry is more tearful, and my own stuff is the most in line with my aesthetics.

An's Aurora and the official Aurora both have their own strengths in terms of military composition. The most intuitive difference is probably that An's Aurora has no weaknesses and its cavalry is very strong. The most essential difference is that An's Aurora, like the Empire, is a high-tech faction that already has the embryonic form of industrialization. The only difference is that the Empire takes the steam engine route that is closer to reality, while An's Aurora takes the more magical bionic mechanical route, that is, the art of mechanism.

For example, in Anshi Zhendan, the Zhendan cavalry rode mechanical horses, a kind of mechanical beast with processed wood as the main body and a small amount of steel structure. Only the bridle cavalry would ride ordinary war horses or other more exotic creatures.

After choosing a camp, it's time to create a character. Compared to the surprise and astonishment in the previous part, the character creation part is surprisingly quite standard. The simulator initially provides 50 points. Selecting positive traits will deduct points, and selecting negative traits will add points. If there is any difference from the time travel simulations that An Jiyue has seen before, it is that this thing is too detailed. There are almost thousands of positive and negative traits of the characters themselves.

As a wizard fan, An Jiyue always chooses a spellcaster as his character class when playing games like Diablo and Torchlight, and this time is no exception. An's Zhendan mainly has two extraordinary power systems: martial artists and alchemists. Both have mastered the power of true qi, but the methods of application are different. Although in theory alchemists can also practice martial arts and martial artists can also study supernatural powers, the score in the simulator is limited, and the result of having both is that the strength is not good.

Based on the idea that "it's okay to be good at one subject but definitely not mediocre", and more importantly, based on the realization that "if you don't let yourself go when you're stuck, can you still be considered a board gamer?", An Jiyue chose the negative trait [Advanced Gender Conversion] right from the start... ahem, the main reason is that this thing can actually give +30 points, and the trait itself has a note: "This trait will change the gender of the traverser at the root level. This trait will not affect sexual orientation. This trait will greatly improve appearance."

And this thing also has a lower-level version called [Sex Change]. The note for [Sex Change] is "This trait will improve your appearance", and it only gives +5 points.

Is there any difference between the two in the simulation? Thinking this way, An Jiyue hesitated for a moment and chose [Martial Arts Idiot]. He originally wanted to choose [Melee Loser], which gave more points, but [Melee Loser] would force the physical fitness to be a weak chicken level among normal people, and An Jiyue was not planning to create a feminine version of Tigris. He just wanted to get more points and maximize his spellcasting ability.

At the cost of sacrificing Jill and never becoming a white-robed swordsman, An Jiyue chose two positive traits at the same time: [Supreme Magic Genius] and [Great Scientist]. These two are top-level positive traits with -50 points, and are the most expensive and most effective among all traits with similar effects. The note for the former is "It can give you a magic talent comparable to Nagash. This trait will not have a negative impact on emotional intelligence"; the note for the latter is "You are a scientist, the kind in Hollywood blockbusters."

The former ensures that the card is strong enough, while the latter ensures that this card can perform many cool operations.

But this way, the score is not enough, [Martial Arts Idiot] only gives +10 points, and there is still 10 points left. An Jiyue looked over thousands of traits several times, and finally chose a negative trait [No Love].

[No Love] 15 points, with the note "Some people will never meet their destined person, but you are different, you don't have a destined person at all." An Jiyue said that he doesn't care about this even in reality, let alone this simulator. He has long stopped believing in love. If he could get some positive benefits from this in reality, he would definitely choose to exchange it without hesitation.

After collecting the required scores for the two positive traits, An Jiyue gave the extra 5 points to [Sports Master]. This positive trait required exactly 5 points, and the effect was to increase strength and agility to a certain extent, while significantly enhancing physical fitness. As for the more fancy positive and negative traits, An Jiyue basically just looked at them, although there were some good things that made him excited.

It is worth mentioning that An Jiyue also saw [Appearance of the Ancient God], which is also a top-level trait with +50 points, and the effect of the trait is literal. An Jiyue would not do such outrageous things even in the virtual world, so he just glanced at it and passed it.

The traits also include the birthplace and start time of the character card. An Jiyue hesitated for a moment, but he didn't dare to choose [Chaos Wasteland], although this one can give a full 45 points... The highest is [Chaos Demon Realm], which is a damned +80 points. Apart from this thing, all traits, whether positive or negative, have a maximum of 50 points, and only this one can exceed 50 points.

Although the operation of making hundreds of millions of points when playing the card is a basic operation for board game players, the chaotic wasteland is a bit too hellish. After weighing the pros and cons, An Jiyue still chose [Random Normal Area], which neither adds nor subtracts points, just to see where the simulator will throw his card.

Finally, the start time, the simulator gives the benchmark start time of 2502 Imperial Calendar. If you choose a start time later than this point, you will get points, and the latest you can choose is the Autumn of Altdorf; if you choose a start time earlier than this point, you will lose points, and the earliest you can choose is 2302.

An Jiyue had no points left, and he didn't want to face the desperate situation of the end too early. He looked through the traits several times, but couldn't find an An Jiyue with a negative trait that had a high score and acceptable effect. In the end, he chose to start in 2502. Anyway, at this point, a big guy with a hammer had just ascended the throne, so it was not too late to cause trouble.

After making all the selections, An Jiyue clicked "Yes" on [Character card generated, yes/no to start the journey].

Before he could react, the computer screen suddenly emitted a blue halo, and dots of light floated throughout the bedroom. Tissues, empty beverage bottles, and freshly changed socks, all the lighter items were abnormally suspended, followed by heavier items, and finally even An Jiyue himself floated up like an astronaut in a space station.

"Wait, wait a minute!" An Jiyue waved his hands in panic: "At least let me destroy mine first..."

There were steep mountains, white snow, and a bone-chilling wind that chilled Anji to the bone.

"…computer host."

An Jiyue finished speaking with a pleasant voice that was completely different from her original voice.

Chapter 2: Only after traveling through time can you cry like a fart

It feels good to be ten years younger.

The feeling of becoming a beautiful girl is... a little weird.

There was no classic scene of having a headache so severe that it would explode. At the moment of traveling through time, An Ji Yue, um, now it is An Ji Yue. An Ji Yue found that a huge amount of information appeared in his mind, covering knowledge about cultivation methods, magic spells, alchemy, formations and feng shui, astronomy and geography, demons and monsters... and so on.

Shivering with cold, An Jiyue looked around, then took a few steps to a huge rock and half-crouched, barely blocking the cold wind that blew on her face, as if dozens of Rong Mamas were pricking her with needles. Gritting her teeth, An Jiyue forced herself to concentrate and began to think about the current situation.

First of all, the most important thing at the moment is to find a way to make a bonfire. An Jiyue looked down, and was almost dazzled by the miracle of ergonomics... Ahem, An Jiyue noticed that she was wearing a purple round-necked robe with dark patterns, and she touched her head with her right hand, and sure enough, she touched a crimson gauze futou. She should have worn two or three layers of silk clothes under the outer robe, but it was very thin and had no effect in keeping out the cold.

Apart from the Tang Dynasty's pillars' attire and some matching small items, An Jiyue had nothing else on her. No tools, no self-defense weapons, no food or water, no tent, nothing.

But…she now possesses something far more powerful.

Taking a deep breath, the cold air that filled her lungs made An Jiyue stamp her feet. Under the pressure of survival, An Jiyue had never felt her mind so clear. Her brain was running at full speed, accurately finding what she needed at the moment from the vast amount of knowledge she had been instilled with, and then applying it.

With a soft "whoosh" sound, a small flame flickered in the wind and appeared in An Jiyue's right hand, which was spread out with the palm facing up. Her almost frozen body felt the warmth again, and her back, which had been shaking so much from the cold, relaxed again. An Jiyue let out a long sigh. At least now she was not going to freeze to death.

Food, clothing, shelter and transportation. Transportation does not need to be considered for the time being. Clothing can be dealt with by magic. Then the next problem to be solved is food and shelter, An Jiyue thought. She looked around for a while, and naturally could not find anything that could be defined as [food] within her sight.

I don't know where I was thrown by that damn simulator... There are too few clues to make a judgment, after all, the surrounding environment is really unrecognizable. The only thing An Jiyue can be sure of is that she is definitely not in the Norse Peninsula, after all, the starting location she chose is a [Random Ordinary Area]. Even according to Warhammer standards, the hometown of the northerners is definitely not considered an [Ordinary Area], even the area of ​​the Norse Peninsula near Kislev.

Just as An Jiyue was wondering where she was and what to do for lunch and dinner today, a voice appeared in her mind out of nowhere.

[The War Codex has been activated, and the soul binding has been successful. There are 745 hours left before the War Codex goes online. ]

...What the hell?

However, no matter how An Jiyue called or asked in her mind, she did not get any response. However, the name of the Holy Book of War itself contained enough information. Standing up and patting her knees, An Jiyue used [Fire Control] to maintain the small fireball for warmth while casting the second spell.

With just a thought, a cloud appeared under An Jiyue's feet. This dense cloud lifted An Jiyue up to the sky steadily, and the commanding view allowed An Jiyue to have a clear view of the surrounding environment.

Mountains. Nothing but mountains. And they all looked rather bare, with not much vegetation. An Jiyue had hoped to see smoke from cooking or some other trace of life, thus finding a place where people were active. But she was disappointed. She did not find what she hoped to see.

"Forget it, let's take a gamble. Otherwise, are we going to starve to death?" An Jiyue said as she closed her eyes, then controlled the clouds under her feet to start spinning in place. After spinning for about five or six times, when her sense of direction was completely dizzy, An Jiyue opened her eyes, patted her cheek with her hand, and flew straight ahead.

Maybe it was good luck, or maybe the mastermind behind her time travel had a change of heart and became a human again. After flying for about a quarter of an hour, An Jiyue saw smoke rising from the valley in the distance... It must be smoke. When An Jiyue was a child, she lived with her grandparents in her hometown in the countryside. At that time, people in the countryside generally used wood stoves to cook, so An Jiyue could tell the difference between smoke and fire.

After flying for a while, the first thing that caught An Jiyue's eyes was a stretch of green valley. Unlike the monotonous rocks and snow before, this was a valley with beautiful scenery. There were a few small woods scattered in the valley, and groups of yaks and goats were leisurely grazing on the rich grass. In the distance, there were some sturdy buildings made of large and solid stones.

Even though the details were not clear due to the distance, An Jiyue could recognize it as a dwarven building from its strong and simple style. However, she remembered that dwarves basically lived underground... Although dwarven rangers lived on the surface, as scouts of the fortress, the bases of dwarven rangers were very secretive and it was impossible for them to be built in such a conspicuous location.

Could it be an agricultural clan among the dwarves? As a settled nation, the dwarves certainly have agriculture, at least in the GW setting. According to the game book, the dwarves can use a complex set of lens equipment to reflect the sunlight necessary for the growth of crops from the surface to the dwarf farms underground; and in addition to this kind of thing that sounds incredible, there are also clans in the dwarf society that make a living by farming, which are the so-called agricultural clans.

Although the mountains where the dwarves have lived for generations are mainly high mountains, there are also some fertile valleys suitable for agricultural development in these rugged mountains. Agricultural clans use these valleys to graze livestock and grow food, providing a stable food supply for nearby strongholds. Except for some unlucky people who have lost their strongholds, agricultural clans and dwarf rangers are the only two dwarf groups living on the surface.

An Jiyue knew Kazarid, so communication was not a problem. The vast amount of knowledge she had been taught during her time traveling was not just about how to practice and cast spells, but also included a lot of miscellaneous knowledge, such as the languages ​​of several major races in the Old World. Just as she began to think about how to contact the dwarves, especially how to persuade the dwarves to give her some food without any money on her, she caught a glimpse of a disgusting green color from the corner of her eye.

"Okay, I know it." An Jiyue knew that whether she would have tree bark or hard food for lunch and dinner today would depend on her next move. The girl lowered the altitude a little while riding the cloud.

She began to dive.

Chapter 3 The Fastest Way to Become Friends with Dwarves

By the time the dwarves realized they were under attack, the greenskins had already rushed into the barley field.

Wearing colorful feather headdresses and not using any protective gear except shields, the forest goblins rushed down the mountain with evil smiles, riding on giant spiders and crashing into the dwarves who were caught off guard. No one knew why the forest goblins appeared in such a place. The dwarves were more familiar with orcs and night goblins than these little greenskins who worship spiders.

Most dwarves didn't even have the chance to put on their armor before being dragged into the chaotic hand-to-hand combat. Mountains are not a suitable battlefield environment for forest goblins, but the outrageous terrain-passing ability of the giant spiders tamed by the forest goblins still played a vital role in this raid: the dwarves were only concerned with the several passages in and out of the valley, ignoring the cliffs that ordinary greenskins could not pass.

More than two hundred spider cavalrymen entered the blind spot of the dwarves' defense. They wreaked havoc in the dwarves' homes, looting everything they were interested in. The dwarves could only watch the atrocities of the greenskins in anger but were powerless to fight back. While shrinking their defense, they escorted women and children to the direction of the largest and most solid clan hall.

If it was just this group of forest goblins, then this would be an attack that caused heavy losses to the dwarves, but it was not fatal. As a race that has been bathed in war for many years, the dwarves react very quickly when facing a battle. More and more dwarf warriors put on heavy chain mail, wielding sharp axes and heavy shields and joining the battle. They stabilized the once shaky defense line and replaced those comrades who did not have time to put on armor.

When the latter also put on armor, the tactical advantage gained by the forest goblins through the surprise attack was quickly reversed. Some forest goblins who had just emerged from mushrooms were still trying to resist the angry dwarves; while those forest goblins who had experienced more battles or looting were already carrying large and small bags of spoils and ready to move in.

Dwarf Chieftain Oakley Phillipson angrily realized that he could not stop these greenskins from escaping. Although the mobility of the spider cavalry was far inferior to that of the wolf cavalry, it was not something that the dwarves' short legs could catch up with...

But this was no reason to watch the greenskins who had attacked their people, looted their clan's wealth, and murdered more than a dozen dwarves just run away! The dwarf chief picked up a crossbow that had been passed down in his family for many years, and after a brief aim, he pulled the trigger. In the distance, a forest goblin who was making faces at the dwarves fell headfirst from the back of a giant spider, and was then crushed to pieces by countless spider legs.

Throwing the crossbow back on his back, Oakley was about to call on the warriors of the clan to chase after him when he heard a short-bearded kid next to him exclaim. The dwarf chief subconsciously yelled, "Deljim, you..."