It is obvious that the other party does not know the science of [clichés].
“Oh, no, no, no, you must stay longer to get close to Olica…”
"I...actually I came here to see Aolica." Interrupting Levi's invitation, Iristri looked at the other party's "confused" expression and immediately continued: "I came here because I heard that Aolica was bullied. At first I heard that a group of mercenaries occupied the kingdom..."
"Haha, yes." The devilish young man laughed.
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And he laughed in a very teasing way: "You don't know how miserable she was at that time, haha... puff! cough..."
Kidney shot!
"..." It seemed that her sister was not at a disadvantage, and she could fight with her demon husband so frequently. Iristri immediately felt relieved: "Yes, later I heard that a great demon summoned a demon army, helped Orika solve the problem and occupied him. Alas... my poor sister, in fact, she has a high level of attainment in magic, but unfortunately she is only born with abundant magic power, and there is a full moon magic resurgence every ten years. After every ten years, her magic power is more abundant, but because of this, she cannot learn any formal explosion! magic! - she can only learn some other strange magic. It seems that she can only improve the soil, and..."
In Europe, improving the soil is useless. The land is so vast that you can even stick a chopstick in it and it will survive.
"No! That's wrong!" Levi instantly denied his sister-in-law's words. He had to veto what he had to veto. "Ollica's magic is very useful. I have never dared to look down on Ollica's magic. Her magic even makes me worship her. It is more useful than any other magic in the world! - She is my real God! She is my entire sky and world! Ollica is God! She is a god! She is the strongest magician in the world... No, the strongest magician in history!"
People eat for food.
"...Stop talking." It was obvious that even Olica, who usually pretended to be very calm, couldn't stand Levi's flattery.
"I haven't finished yet..."
"...That's good." Seeing that Levi seemed to want to continue bragging, Iristri continued: "Actually...actually...I came here this time. First, to visit Olika, and second, to ask her for a favor. If she was in trouble, I would lead my people to help her; but now it seems that not only is she not in trouble, but she is also living well...I must ask for your opinion."
"? The kingdom belongs to her." Levi waved his hands and said, "I am loyal to my wife. I love my wife and I love my country. Whatever Olika says is what it is. Why are you asking me?"
Who are you lying to?
Even if Eilistraee looks kindhearted, she is not an idiot, right? After so many years of living in the dark jungle of the dark elves, how could she not know how to get along well with the great lords? How could she not know how to read people's expressions? To be honest, after so many years of living as an elf, I know what kind of personality excretion play you are going to play when you, a little human, lift your butt!
But it was obvious that this little devil was different. On the one hand, she felt sad that her sister, an old cow, had eaten young grass. A 200-year-old dark elf had eaten a 16-year-old devil. On the other hand, she had to continue to flatter her diplomacy: "Dear Grand Duke Levi. This land is not only Orika's, but also yours..."
"No way, this land belongs to Olika." Levi shook his head, indicating no! "The pre-marital property has been registered, what's hers is hers——"
"?!" Is this true? "Then...pre-marital property registration?"
Never heard of it?
"Yes. She owns the whole of Brittany." Levi waved his hand and said, "I can't get involved in it. At most, I manage it on behalf of Olika under her instruction. That's all. The owner of the household is Olika. Me? - Oh, I am just the 30,000 troops under my command. Now the number has increased, about 40,000."
"Four..." Do you know what 40,000 people mean? How can Brittany, which is so quickly conquered, support 40,000 troops? Are you kidding me? You...
"It's true." Olika nodded, signaling to her elder sister: "What Levi said is true - I thought she was the queen. All personnel appointments and dismissals even required my signature. When I went out to fight or other matters, I had to sign before they could be implemented."
No one listens to me anymore, so the signing is just a formality. Of course, the life of luxury, even though no one listens to me, but if I dare to mess with you, the grass on the grave of my servants who don’t have eyes is almost reaching the moon - who would be willing to give up such a beautiful life?
"Well, I am..." This Eilistraee didn't expect that after all these twists and turns, she didn't have to kowtow. "I... then Olika. Don't we have to return to the ground? - Returning to the ground world is the dream of all the dark elves who want to embrace the light. I hope you can help me save my suffering compatriots..."
"Ah, this." Olika's eyes rolled, and the pregnant queen who had been completely spoiled pointed at the beautiful young devil watching the show next to her: "Don't tell me, tell her - he knows more about this than I do, it's hard for me to say."
“?!” You have been sidelined... No!
Iristri seemed to be surprisingly aware of a problem:
Three years of not seeing each other, how close are they? My sister and I haven't seen each other for almost fifty years, so we are probably very estranged? Apart from anything else, isn't it impossible for me to directly ask her to help me? -- And, isn't it true that this damn girl, Olika, has already married a chicken and followed the chicken, married a dog and followed the dog, married a devil and became a black-faced evil? Why is the elbow hanging up?
"So...dear Demon Grand Duke, I..."
"Of course, we welcome all great workers who can provide labor." Levi came up and said directly: "As long as they obey the management, pay taxes on time, and perform labor service - we very much welcome people of any race from all over the world to settle in Brittany! Of course, this also includes dark elves! - I just don't know if I can provide any other help?"
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"...Yes. My people, the kind dark elves who believe in me...are trying to escape from the dark underground world. On the one hand, they need help to escape from the underground world of Heisen. On the other hand, since they are escaping, they definitely don't have any property. I will give you some, but it may not be much - can you provide them with some food and shelter first? And the most basic security guarantee..."
"? Hessen?" Levi was stunned for a moment: "Sounds familiar..."
"It's not far from your base." Olika knows everything. Group: Six: ⑨; Four"! ⑥! One&
"Ah?" Iristria was confused by Levi and felt that Levi was out of reach.
"Oh, it's true." Levi came back to his senses immediately and said, "I happen to have 40,000 people stationed in the Hamburg area - at the mouth of the Elbe River! What help do you need? I'm always available! - Of course, all this requires a price. So, Iristri, my sister-in-law - what is the price of helping your race? Ah, of course. My sister-in-law, you don't want your race to be unable to escape, do you? Or after escaping from the tiger's mouth, wandering the world, having no place to live, and finally being discriminated against and starving to death?"
"..."
Please bear with me, this Japanese devil.
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Accommodate refugees.
The elder sister-in-law came to ask him to do this, and Levi was a little surprised. Is this the European tradition? Later, Levi figured it out. This is not a European tradition, but a world tradition. It’s just that in his country, taking in refugees is called taking in refugees—they are all from the same country, from Beihe to Dongshan, from Dongshan to Beidong, at most they are called refugees or famine escapers, or refugees, but it cannot rise to the level of relations between countries. The last time there was a long-term international issue of taking in cross-border refugees was during the Spring and Autumn Five Hegemons and the Warring States Seven Heroes.
But Europe is different, as it accepts many refugees from across borders. In this mod world, it is obvious that racial conflicts are also involved.
That's an old tradition.
"Black elves, white elves. Black black black white, white elves. Fire elves, water elves, ah~~~ they will break at the slightest touch." Humming an evil little tune, Levi sent his sister-in-law away.
"...You want to take in the dark elves from underground?"
"?" Levi looked at his wife, seemingly a little confused: "Why, you don't like your compatriots?"
"Of course I don't like it." I didn't expect to receive such a high evaluation: "These dark elves around me are the ones who chose to follow me. They are truly harmless to humans and animals--"
"? I'd like to hear more details."
Her Majesty the Queen looked at Levi deeply. After about two seconds, she was still calm as usual, but her tone was like Nobita Nobi calmly explaining his zero score. In her calmness, there was a hint of tragedy: "I won't explain why my magic power is strong but weak. As the third daughter of the Mother Goddess, and the biological child of the Father God, the gap between me and my eldest sister and second brother is too big. Therefore, there are very few dark elves following me - and their abilities are very weak. I can't protect many of them, so when I left the underground world and went to Brittany with the help of my eldest sister, there were actually more dark elves who could follow me - but they didn't. The ones who really followed me out were the ones who were really desperate in the underground world - as for those who are thinking of running away now, it's really not certain."
The worldview and fighting spirit of the dark elves in the underground world are basically impossible to record. It feels like Shakespeare's early work "Antony and Cleopatra".
Oh, it's much better to talk about classics. Shakespeare's "Antony and Cleopatra" is full of parricide, incest, cannibalism, massacre, rebellion, violence...
A classic! (Foreigners don’t often perform this play)
"Oh... I understand." Li Wei understood at this time that my wife was holding a grudge: "In fact, this matter is entirely for your sake. If you think it's not okay, then we will reject your sister..."
"This is not good. I was able to escape the control of the Mother Goddess because of my eldest sister, and my eldest sister and I have the best relationship."
"? Then take it..."
"Do you really want to accept those elves who are likely to be spies and agents, and who may lower the quality of the entire Breton dark elves after they come?"
In fact, Levi thinks that the dark elves of Brittany...the open concept of surnames, full of various openness, not to mention, husbands and wives fighting for men are everywhere. Passing by a small village, more than 3,000 female archers committed crimes, and his own demon army was almost inhuman!
"This won't work, and that won't work either." Li Wei spread his hands. There was really no point in talking about this matter. "Then what do you want me to do?"
"... Did you accept those dark elves for my sister's sake? Let me tell you, unlike me, she is a god."
Hey, what's this?
Our Lord of Hell is not a god? My mother Lilith is... cough cough cough...
"Got it." Levi snapped his fingers, and suddenly a very teasing smile appeared on his face: "I thought you would never be jealous again~ I listen to you! I will never touch your elder sister. Uh... the previous one was purely a mistake because of my love for you. Oh, pathetic visual creature. How about this, I will send your sister to a remote place for worship, and open a portal for you to go there at any time. Those
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What dark elves, just go to the remote countryside, I won't see your sister anymore, how about that?"
"...After all, she is your dear lady, so ruthless." She was very happy in her heart, but on the surface she showed a proud contempt: "But since the nature of the devil is like this, then okay, I will listen to you."
"Haha, okay." Really hard to please.
However, can you leave this book alone just because you want to? That is impossible!
However, I still have to wait before I start talking about the vulgar things about my sister-in-law.
The other three vulgar lines are already in full swing.
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"what? What?"
How vulgar! Someone is very hurt now.
That man's name is Carl Charlie - our beautiful boy boss, Xia Lulu.
Emperor Xia Lulu looked at the report in his hand, the letter from Levi, in disbelief. Anyway, this thing will be exposed sooner or later, but it is better to say it yourself earlier than letting the other party know it.
Especially since Levi was thinking from the perspective of a realist, he thought from the perspective of interests - he was very important now, so important that Xia Lulu didn't dare to touch him.
So it’s better to say it now than later—[Hello, Xia Lulu, I cheated on your father, and I’m your adulterous father. Your mother gave birth to my child, why don’t you kneel down and call me daddy? ]
...I can't say that. Levi felt that if he finished speaking, there would be a civil war.
...What a pity, Levi forgot that this thing is an hentai anime.
Xia Lulu's character is Gudafu (see the picture below), who has been a cuckold more than once in various fan fictions. Maybe it's a Dynasty anime, and it's not uncommon to see anime with 10,000 words.
Unfortunately, the reality is that Levi did not seize the opportunity to complete the book within 10,000 words.
He wrote a letter to Xia Lulu very respectfully and in a pleading tone, and she read it for a long time.
Tears flowed like a fountain.
"Why...why did it turn out like this...be it just being a vassal or just meeting each other for the first time." The beautiful young lady version of Emperor Xia Lulu burst into tears, silently looking at the parchment with tears in her eyes, and the voice of loyalty rang in her ears: "I have established a blood relationship with him, and my mother also has her own love. These two kinds of happiness added together should be a happier thing. But why, why did it turn out like this? - Why am I crying? Are these tears of happiness?"
If I don't stop her, the lines will probably turn to "Is this my heart? I want to be with..." - Ayanami's type of lines. As we all know, the lines that include Ayanami are the heroine!
So we have to stop it.
"My good master." Next to him, Einhard, the historian, politician, and monk in Xia Lulu's history, saw that his boss was always crying, which was not a solution, so he interrupted his crying monologue and also interrupted the progress of the universe: "What's wrong with you?"
Xia Lulu didn't know what she had lost, so she just wiped her tears. For a moment, she felt the pain of having her luck taken away. But she still kept her habit of never losing her temper with her subordinates. She just smiled bitterly and said, "It's a very strange feeling...ah, I'm only telling you, don't tell anyone else."
"Yes, my good master." I will only write this in my diary and works so that everyone will know it hundreds or thousands of years later - comparable to the promise of a Qiong Yao heroine [I promise not to tell].
"Alas, my mother." Xia Lulu shook her head, wiped her tears and said, "I gave birth to a child with my best friend, my soul mate, Levi. Now the name has been chosen, Langrey."
"……?ah?!"
"But it was Levi who gave it the name A.S. Langley... I..." Xia Lulu said with a sigh, feeling a mixture of sadness and sadness, "It's not that I can't accept it. But it seems like everything is being kept from me alone, as if I'm being kept in the dark. I really can't accept this kind of thing! I want to have a good talk with that guy Levi! What on earth made him disrespect me so much? Let me be the last one to know about this!... By the way."
"?! Are you going to start a war!?"
"No, you are very knowledgeable - let me ask you something, should I call Levi dad from now on?"
“…?!?! Even if you don’t want to start a war, you shouldn’t ask this question, right?!”
"…Why are you so angry?"
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The boss is so unreliable, and the subordinates are also very uncomfortable. Fortunately, Charlemagne has the bonus of being the child of destiny, and the beautiful boy version of Xia Lulu is even more ridiculously strong.
However, Levi is still in Brittany, and Xia Lulu's plan to go to Hamburg in person is exactly the opposite of the purpose - he probably doesn't know yet that Levi has the ability to teleport soldiers across time and space.
In Brittany, Levi still has a lot of things to deal with.
For example, the increasingly serious problem of banditry - the bandit fight was originally intended to be fought at the other party's home, but unexpectedly it was fought at their own home. There were too many Vikings fleeing in groups of three or two, and Levi's side was one of the better refugee areas. It was said that Xia Lulu withdrew her troops to guard against her younger brother in the south. The troops in the north were empty - guess why Normandy is called Normandy?
It was a country founded by the Normans (the official name for the Nordic race in Western and Southern Europe), so it was called Normandy. Group: Six "⑨; Four "⑨: Three! ⑥ One & But that was in the middle and late ninth century AD, and now it is only the end of the eighth century AD... It doesn't matter. I don't even know what the Pacific Ocean is, and there are bikini armor everywhere. The world of erotica, the world of erotica.
However, it is true that more and more Nordic people are appearing in northern France, and the Brittany here in Levi seems to be considered as "easy to bully".
The news is slow.
They were all annihilated on the beach within two days of landing. The men were captured and used as production tools, and the women were captured and used as production tools. They were bandits, so there was no room for negotiation. They fled for their lives, but they complained about the bad food they were begging for? They even dared to beg armed? That was armed robbery! They were shot on the spot.
"Well, let's do this for now - we need to strengthen the coastal patrols. But for those who have settled down... it's better for us to catch them both. I generally don't pursue those who didn't kill anyone. They have to pay tribute and be incorporated into the army."
As soon as he came back, he had to work. Levi dealt with the Vikings' refugee immigration problem. After all, Levi had gathered almost all the farmers (slaves) in the country and brought them to the capital Rennes to play the medieval city: skyline simulation game. There were not many people even on the beach. Without the ecological niche, humans would naturally be filled by others. When the Vikings came, sometimes they found that there was nothing in the whole village, at most a few small landlords who were unwilling to leave. They immediately occupied the coastal villages and lived in them.
Such examples abound - Levi is too lazy to punish those who have not killed anyone yet. After all, they are all surplus value, and the more they are, the easier it is to exploit.
"Yes." Ashaji nodded. She and some other people were gradually trained to be officials who could handle administrative affairs. Unfortunately, it seemed that their talent was not very good - but it didn't matter. Ability was secondary, and loyalty was the top priority.
"In addition, I also need to send some talents here, or more precisely, monster talents." Levi looked at the construction drawings, and then looked at the busy construction site outside from the height of the castle: "Some places need to be improved, such as moving some houses. Every one thousand meters, I will "plant" a garden."
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