"Avi, you hurt me."
"Sorry, I was a little excited. It hurts a little the first time, but it will be fine next time." Li Wei loosened his hands that had turned white from his hypocritical behavior. He said calmly, "If I break this oath, I will be killed by both humans and gods."
This is what you said.
"Hey, Avi, you..."
"However, things have to go on." Levi thought it was okay. Just because the others were unhappy didn't mean he was unhappy. "I will take my elite team to the north to search secretly. As for the others... continue to prepare for battle here and speed up the construction of the Maginot Line!"
Pétain (World War II version) is above! May the French heroes salute and bless me! May Maginot appear and bless me to be a general who can fight without bloodshed.
"Someone, come and feed Mr. Ahfu some cakes! I made them myself this morning."
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What is the most important thing between brothers?
Well...loyalty!
What is the most important thing when getting along with a transvestite?
patience!
I am doing this for the greater good! I have no choice but to pretend to be compliant.
The transvestite is great, but Levi is now looking for a girl. After all, this is a novel based on anime, not a transvestite novel. What's the point of playing coquettish with a transvestite all day long!
If we're going to do it, let's do it for real!
"Get ready today. I see you've rested well." After beheading a chicken and burning yellow paper with Ah Fu, and becoming sworn brothers, Levi came to find Millicent.
I had been a background figure in the daytime meeting, but I also knew that Levi was going to stand up for Northern Europe. Although I didn't know why, it would definitely not be worse than it is now.
"We'll set off tomorrow morning. Didn't you say you could sense your elder sister? - By the way, how many people are there in your team?"
"I have five sisters." Millicent raised her mechanical hand, which looked like she had used it like an arm. "Sister Marlene is our captain. Sister Marilena has another sister named Michaela. But because Michaela is ill, she has never been good at fighting. This time, Sister Marilena was going to kill anyone who stood in her way! But... the treacherous evil god Loki found Michaela's residence and put her under house arrest. Sister Marilena was confused and retreated after being chased and killed continuously."
"Marielena."
Levi nodded: "Near my house?"
"No, it's far away. Sister Marilena and I got separated in the panic. Her Pegasus carried her to the northeast, and I was cursed to lead the pursuers away, so I flew south on horseback. Finally, I landed near here. It should be quite a distance away."
"..." Don't tell me you flew directly northeast to Moscow! Moscow, Moscow! - and then flew over Siberia to the east?
Didn't the Crusader Kings series not set the Celestial Empire? (Because the political system is so unique, as proven by the game, it was 1444 years ahead of its time.)
"Okay then, let's go find her!" But Levi was also tempted.
Should we inspect the goods?
So Levi looked at the Valkyrie in front of him and asked, "Ms. Michaela, is this prosthetic hand still suitable for use?"
"It fits amazingly well, and the craftsmanship is... unimaginable. It's just like my real arm, except that I don't feel any pain. And... some of the little mechanisms are so novel to me." Michaela was no longer sleepy when she said this: "Please rest assured, respected demon lord - I can also fight for you in the future. I always receive your help, and I really don't know how to repay you. At the very least, please let me be your sword and fight for you at this time."
That's no problem.
"Well, why not... I'm a greedy person." Levi pointed to the distance and said, "I heard that your First Valkyrie Brigade has a super skill. It seems that everyone who has seen it has died? Is it so powerful?"
"Yes, but it's not that scary - it's just that all the enemies who have seen it are dead." That is, you have to die at least dozens of times to find out the details: "This is the secret of my Marennia Brigade. Although others are not allowed to see it, it's okay if you want to see it."
Shaking her head slightly, Millicent said, "This is the peerless sword technique we learned from the sage! - Please look!"
Millicent said as she stepped back a long way. The prosthetic drew out the sword in his hand and whispered, "Waterbirds are dancing!"
Forward, forward, forward - like a water bird touching the water, it leaped forward lightly, its posture was so light but its speed was only a moment. While moving forward, it also released a sharp sword technique like a rain of swords! It carried out a terrifying coverage output to all the blockers in front.
Not only that! The range is very large, and you can instantly turn around and jump 360 degrees without dead angles! You can't dodge it, and if you are unhappy, you can release it continuously. The damage is scary, one knife kills a kid! If you are really forced, the sword technique that falls from the sky will serve you! Don't give you any chance to breathe.
I'm getting PTSD just writing this.
With such a powerful move, such an oppressive scene, and such exquisite swordsmanship, Li Wei was just like Yue Buqun who saw Linghu Chong use the Dugu Nine Swords.
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The field was very conflicted.
"Uh, can I learn this?" So cool.
"...?"
Millicent now felt as if her doctoral supervisor was explaining the wonders of science to kindergarten children, and then a man with cerebral palsy came down the street with a disability certificate and wanted to explore the mysteries of the universe.
"Yes..." Millicent couldn't refuse, so she said, "If you, Lord Demon Lord, want to learn, I can certainly teach you. But... it may not be suitable for you, and the difficulty... is relatively high."
"? How big is it?"
"... as you Christians would say, bigger than a camel walking through a needle. But who knows, maybe... maybe..."
The words were a little clumsy, but that innocence of caring about you was so hurtful.
"...? Thank you for making me give up." Levi glanced at the other party and said, "Actually... I am also very powerful."
My personal strength is 26 points! Of course, I am only slightly stronger than an ordinary person. It is not enough to fight against the Valkyries of the "bright Middle Ages" where each person is a humanoid Gundam. "Oh, by the way, I have a few guards around me, all of whom are my personal bodyguards. Do you think you can teach them?"
"? Well, I've seen a few of your female guards, and they always say they are top-notch talents that are rare in a million. I... can give it a try."
Millicent would slap herself in the face for this idea later.
146 Is there anyone in the world who loves his fake son as much as I do? Ahem - Let's go!
Livy is not fit to be a great man who opens up channels for people to express their opinions. Instead, he is more suitable to be a poor guy who has his opinions blocked and is even isolated from the rest of the world. This kind of poor guy may have a bright past, but a miserable old age (@齐桓公).
The reason I say this is because he is surrounded by a group of people he likes.
Those who don't like him can't even get close to him.
Everyone has likes and dislikes and preferences here.
For example, the more important body pendant now (crossed out), the pendant body - he sits on it during the day, rides it at night, and dreams of having a foal; when all four legs leave the ground, the virus is shut down - the golden ship.
He often receives spiritual output that was not seen in the Middle Ages.
And the physical output of four feet.
Also, there is a couple whose relationship has suddenly become very hot recently for some reason.
"Hey, Miss Levi - do you think you can learn this sword technique?"
"Fuck you! Bitch, stay away from me! I'm from the Eternal Crossbow, what are you talking about with me about swordsmanship? I think Levi's brain is just rusty! But you, the sow, seem to be more suitable."
"Ha...ha...bitch...sow..."
A handsome blonde beauty vs a handsome black-haired lady.
One of them is a masochist and the other one is a foul-mouthed person. Darkness is now in a state of excitement, trembling hands, and a masochist heart that cannot be expressed. 【?."
Levi on the side looked like he had been tortured to the point of losing his temper.
The Masochistic M succeeded in exhausting the Masochistic S, and he was even about to surrender.
"Um... Miss Darkness. Who taught you how to hold the sword?" She had given up on educating Levi because he didn't look like the type to get along with. He was just a small thug, a big gangster! -- Millicent turned around and looked at Darkness, who seemed to be a little easier to talk to and had a better foundation in swordsmanship.
"Ah? I learned it myself."
"?" Millicent was stunned for a moment, then said, "I heard that you are your god - a paladin of Christianity. And you are also a descendant of a great noble - you should have a teacher to teach you swordsmanship, right? Lord Levi told me that you are a qualified guard."
"Ah...ah ha...this, the master is right." This master is different from the master mentioned by everyone. The handsome blonde female knight said: "I really like...the feeling of fighting in pain! So, in order to feel the pain better, I pray to the great Archangel Michael every day. He responded to me and gave me the angel's protection...making me immune to death."
"……what?"
"And I'm not bragging, I'm pretty resistant to attacks! I used all my skills to learn how to resist attacks. So... I didn't learn any killing techniques like swordsmanship. Uh... So I don't have a master."
"I! — you! —"
Millicent was stunned for a moment, and then remained silent. She didn't expect that Levi's men would be so weird.
"Why are you looking at me?" Levi shook his head indifferently: "This guy is just a damn masochistic sow. He likes to play sadomasochistic games all the time - so annoying! Don't look at me, I'm a demon hunter among the Taimanin! These two crossbows are how I hunt monsters. I'm too lazy to learn some useless Nordic swordsmanship."
"...In fact, it is always good to have many skills. As Valkyries, we need to learn how to fight on horseback, on foot, at sea, and in chariots. Sometimes we also need to learn how to fight at a distance. Miss Levi, you may think that close combat is useless. Well, then." Millicent suddenly smiled and said, "Then I will use this useless Nordic swordsmanship to fight your demon hunter crossbow."
"? Let me make it clear first, someone will die."
"It's okay. I saw it yesterday. Lord Levi has a magical ability - it doesn't matter if 600 or 1200 people die in a battle!" Battlefield system, girls will never die, an excellent system to prevent nitpicking - Millicent smiled and picked up
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Sword in hand: "So, do you want to give it a try?"
"Come on, I'm afraid of you? But you have already shown me your sword skills. I would not be a real man if I hide them!" Although he was not a man to begin with, Levi now looks very manly.
——Actually, it’s quite cunning.
"Watch out, this is how the demon hunter crossbow is used in Taimanin! Don't let the crossbow arrow kill you when the time comes!"
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Levi looked at the favorites around him who were fighting with each other.
So he nodded in relief and turned around to do his own thing - as I said, if the ministers around him were harmonious, then he would be worried. But this was just a daily episode.
That night, Millicent said that she really couldn't do it anymore because none of your men were suitable to learn the Water Bird Dance.
Levi didn't make things difficult for Millicent.
"Haha, it's okay. I'll continue teaching you when I have time."
Millicent made up her mind to repay the favor with her own life and never come back again - how could it be that easy? Just kidding, there is no way to repay the favor. The biggest reason why Cao Cao lost Guan Gong was that he did not give him enough beauty (history often goes astray like this).
the next day.
The group finally set off - Li Wei felt that he had done his best for Xia Lulu. Alas, he adopted a godson, and he adopted him without knowing the details of his mother, but he actually loved her so much, it was really...
"Is there anyone in the world who loves his adopted son as much as I do?" Li Mengde looked up at the sky and sighed. He couldn't help but sigh: "Love the house and love the dog."
Riding on horseback, Levi said something inspired - that's all I have to say, just make a joke of my own.
"...What is our master talking about?" A Taima Ninja who was accompanying him didn't quite understand what Levi was talking about.
"Oh, you don't know. It's like saying something like, 'I love this house so much that even the crows that nest on it love it.'"
"? Then what does the previous sentence [I like godsons like me] mean?" Taimanin A was shocked.
"Ah... don't you know yet?" Taimanin B looked like he was starting to gossip, and based on what he had seen and heard, he began to make up stories about his leader's private life: "Our master is having an affair with Queen Mother Beltrada."
"?!?! Is there such a thing?"
"Why would I lie to you? Didn't Queen Mother Bertrada go to Brittany a few months ago? She was there to take care of her pregnancy."
"!?!?ah?!"
"So, let's talk about the facts. What our master meant is: I really like my godson Xia Lulu! I like him to bits! Because I like Xia Lulu so much, I got together with his mother to make up for the loss of not being able to get Xia Lulu! Ah~ This is [Love the house and the dog] [No one in the world loves my godson as much as I do]."
"Eh~??~Really? That makes sense."
That makes a lot of sense.
Levi and his group headed north.
Rumors were flying all over the place.
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The wind brought news.
That's what we call rumors.
Fortunately, the wind will never stay on a person, and some wind will be bounced away when it reaches the barrier - for example, Levi, now he doesn't worry about too many debts, and doesn't bite too many transvestites.
"Master, after the foggy area ahead, we will reach the border between Scandinavia, Denmark, and the plague area." A Taimanin ran over to Levi and said, "Do you want to take a rest first?"
"......Alas." Levi rode on the horse, speechless.
After all, this is about filming the border area, not Liangjie Mountain. This is about filming Laotouhuan, not Journey to the West.
"Ah, can we finally take a break? - Hey, come down, are you done yet?" The Golden Ship shook his waist, turned 180 degrees and asked, "What are you having for lunch today?"
“…Eat, eat, eat. Just eat! The whole world depends on us to save it. Can’t you think of something else?” Besides, when did the White Dragon Horse in Journey to the West ever speak while being ridden?
"Huh? Is there anything wrong with eating? We won't eat while saving the world?" He started jumping up and down.
"Stop messing around and eat! Eat! - Can you please take care of the situation? You... Hey! - I'll give you something delicious to eat!"
"That's pretty much it..."
Mount.
Now, if Levi goes on a long trip, in addition to choosing hyperspace teleportation, he will only ride the golden ship! Centaurs are really addictive - it's like walking on flat ground! Sitting on the back of the ship is like riding on the back of a silver dragon. It is a stable state like flying, which is completely different from ordinary horse riding.
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