Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

Of course, 1000vs500, in Paradox's setting where the only comparison is the number of people, if you can't win, it only means that you are a condemned person.

"These people must be judged by the kingdom - my people need to judge them one by one! Make them pay the price they deserve."

"Don't try them, right? At least each of these people has committed a war crime. I never believe in innocent people going to the battlefield." Li Wei is a micro-judge who is a model of death penalty: "Why try these people? Just let them dig a hole and bury themselves. It will save trouble."

"? You... are so vicious."

"If a man is not ruthless, he cannot stand firm; if a man is not ruthless, the country will not be stable. If he is not ruthless enough, how can he be worthy of the beautiful country." Levi shrank back for a long time, and finally came to inspect the battlefield, but he was very tough. The army of subspace demons almost "fell from the sky", naturally causing extremely serious psychological trauma to these loose mercenaries composed of orcs and humans - and then they were quickly defeated: "If you think these prisoners of war can be sold as slaves or something useful, we will keep them. After all, people have two eyes, kidneys, hands, feet and hearts. You can still live if you take one off and sell it for money - yes. I can ask if there are any of my kind who want to sacrifice living people, and I can sell a few to help you get your money back."

"..." Olika took a deep look at the capitalist devil in front of him and said, "Go and see if there are any prisoners I know. They are the culprits who destroyed my kingdom. These people must be tried - and they must be punished with the most cruel corporal punishment."

"? Ah, I see. By the way, I have a set of the Ten Great Tortures of the Qing Dynasty for you to see. Are you interested? Um, by the way, I just asked these captives - your kingdom..."

"? What happened to my kingdom?"

"...Maybe there's a small problem. Your kingdom...maybe it's going to be extinct. Hmm...how should I put it? Your kingdom has become a strange tourist destination called [Servant Kingdom], and all the male elves in it have been pulled out to be used as toilets. Of course, the female elves are not going to have a good time either...sigh. Anyway, it seems that all the male elves here have turned into...eh? Orika? Orika? What's wrong with you?"

Chapter 13: Vulgar and Kitsch Elves

Levi's estate was not able to grow tobacco, so she could only drink to relieve her sorrow. Considering that she was underage at the age of 16, she could only drink something good for her body - as a minor, she could only drink milk to relieve her sorrow.

Aorika has recovered, but not completely. It is like spilled water, it is hard to take it back. It is a craftsmanship to take it back.

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It's not easy. Olika is now facing this serious problem, although she has already anticipated it - this anticipation process is nothing more than the awareness that the heroine of similar games should have.

What [I've already realized it], [Don't think I'll be conquered by your little xx], [I won't give in, gu...], this process, anyway, is just like that - but the country has become like this, it's really a bit...

Oh, it’s nothing actually.

It’s just the horrific reality of the world view of “Black Beast”—quite a bit of magical realism.

After the female elves here were gang-raped, they all loved anal sex and were even addicted to it, and all became excellent female technicians. In addition to excellent female technicians, there are also excellent male technicians - that is the true meaning of loving anal sex and being dedicated to one's job.

According to the Pig King's theory, "Don't be ridiculous, women can't be fucked, your little uncle has seen too much" - but there is no way, this is the little uncle's world. Levi is not very clear, so he can only temporarily assume that the elves in this world are easy to fall.

"Alas...Olika, you don't have to be too angry." All tactics changed quickly, very quickly! After the battle, less than a thousand sub-space demons rushed into Leon City like a whirlwind of ruins - Leon City, which is called the Dark Queen City by the locals: "Hey, Olika, don't be angry."

"...Not only anger, but also..." Looking at the dead bodies scattered all over the city, and the wailing everywhere - from time to time, there was a whimpering sound. Anyway, it wasn't crying, alas, who knows which demon was unlucky again: "Too miserable, all this is really too miserable. Everything is withered..."

"Yeah." Levi also sighed. This guy is too magical realism. If there is no such a hunk, this place will enter a strange world line. It will become "The Kingdom of Servant", which relies on tourism and selling bodies to support a king and a ruling organization.

What? Isn't there any in the real world? - Do you look down on Thailand and the King of Thailand? When I wrote this sentence, I was destined to never set foot on Thai soil in this life. Otherwise, if someone in Thailand holds my book, I will be imprisoned for at least ten or eight years, and there is no upper limit to life imprisonment. If the king is happy, he can also give you the death penalty. You say there are many chickens in Thailand, but there are also many ducks in Thailand. There are more chicken-duck hybrids, and the whole country has begun to enter a state of castration - the real version of "Serve the Kingdom". It's just that "Black Beast" relies on the pendant and the sword, while capitalism relies on money and power.

The latter is more powerful, because each female elf in the former has an additional hidden nympho debuff, which can be considered a simple mode.

"You're right, just like everything prosperous in this world." Levi stood behind Olika with his hands behind his back and sighed, "Powerful dynasties will eventually weaken, beautiful countries will eventually perish, everyone will die, and all order will return to chaos."

"......? Devil." Olika stood up gently, and then looked at him calmly but unquestionably: "If you persuade me to join the Chaos Camp now, isn't it too eager for quick success?"

"Advise you to join the Chaos Camp?" Levi frowned and asked, "Why do you think so?"

"Didn't you say that all order would return to chaos?" Olika looked at his former royal city. The noisy crowds turned into dry bones, the prosperous streets turned into ruins, and the blooming gardens were drained of blood. He couldn't help but feel depressed and even confused: "Devil, this is your real purpose, right?"

"Wrong, extremely wrong." Levi raised a finger, pointed at Olika's heart and said, "You only saw one thing, but not the other. Everything is constantly moving towards its opposite. Young people will gradually grow old, hardness will gradually become weak, beauty will gradually become vicious, and order will gradually become chaos. And then what? Is it over? No, on the contrary - chaos will become order..."

The opposite is the movement of the Tao, the weak is the use of the Tao. Nothing is better than something, something is born from nothing.

"So, everything is a cycle of natural selection and reincarnation. Death is not the end, but the prelude to the next beginning. As you can see, your kingdom is dead, and this will also be the beginning of a new life." Well, the PUA is almost done, Levi doesn't care about the other party's pretended disgust. If he really hates it, he should just turn his face and leave at this time - forced by the tyranny? Forced for a lifetime, that means obedience - he took Olika's hand: "I can help you speed up this process."

"...Tsk." A disdainful tsk sound came out of the corner of her mouth, but after a long time, Olika nodded - without retracting her hand: "Okay, I agree - didn't I agree a long time ago? Just like we agreed before, I am still the queen and rule this dark elf city. You will be responsible for the protection of the new dark elf kingdom."

Treatment of American soldiers from another world? Ah, of course. To be exact, this is a European tradition: "Well, as agreed, I will not interfere in other places - but there is one thing to be said first. Everyone must be noble, noble as hell! Must be elegant, absolutely not vulgar. From now on, when you look up at the royal city, you will not see anything, you can only see me leading the people to be elegant. I tell you, you elves are the manifestation of vulgarity, mediocrity, and kitsch. I can't even open my eyes when I walk on the street. Look at the female elves, they are wearing clothes that reveal their flesh; look at the male elves, they don't even wear clothes on their upper body! What are you doing!"

"...The man's upper half

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Isn't it normal to be naked?"

"Hey, my goodness, bah! - You elves, the men look like women, the women look like fairies, the fairies look like disasters, and the disasters look like the queen."

Even though I have been with people like Levi for such a long time, I really didn't expect that Levi would rule the country like this... "high standards", so there is nothing the queen can do when she is dissed.

"Look at these female elves. They just put a band-aid on the top and tied a rope around the bottom. How can this work? And these male elves, they only have a rope - are you performing tug-of-war with me? The chicken girls are more dignified and generous than you. The clothes they wear are so dignified that their buttocks can be seen when the clothes are ripped open, while you can only see your clothes when your buttocks are ripped open - I am going to start rebuilding the country... Also, please give orders first, don't harass my demons. We just finished the battle, we are very weak, and there are wounded! Don't let the non-combat casualties be more than the combat casualties later."

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The king’s flags on the city walls changed.

But she changed back again.

After so many battles, she finally got the throne. Anyway, Olika has succeeded in getting something for nothing. Her governing program is simple - everything should remain the same and the country should return to a stable state. Although... this stable state is not easy to restore, the main problem is not the enemy's destruction. Because in addition to destroying the city walls, the enemy also looted and took back the stolen goods before they could sell them. After all, it has only been more than a month since the city was destroyed, and the greater damage is in people's hearts.

Standing on the inner wall of the palace again and looking down at the entire royal city, it goes without saying how much Queen Orika felt. When she first met Levi, she was desperate and tried all kinds of methods. After all, people are divided into different classes, and meat is divided into different layers. Even demons are divided into different levels. It doesn't mean that all demons can help you fulfill all your wishes if they sign a contract with you. Otherwise, wouldn't the world be in chaos? In Orika's view, Levi is an ultimate existence that is no less than the 72 pillars of demons.

That's right. The 72 demon pillars are almost blown up, but no one can easily pull out more than 1000 sub-space demons to help. When this demon is incompetent, Olika is worried about whether the other party can help him restore his country. When this demon is competent, Olika is very worried that the other party will take over the magpie's nest and the oriole will be behind. After driving away the black beast mercenaries, a new era of demons is ushered in?

It turns out to be a new era of demons.

What Olika worried about did happen in a sense.

"You, stop!" On the street, the devil stopped his own people. He looked at the elves in front of him with lustful eyes and rushed forward like a highway robber: "Take off your clothes!"

"You still dare to resist? Oh, you're still quite inexperienced. If you don't want to get hurt, just listen to me."

"Oh? The guy next to you is your husband? Haha, Madam, you don't miss your husband... Then you can only listen to me."

Olika watched as Levi and a group of people grabbed another person's wife in front of her husband, and also pinned down the husband who was resisting fiercely.

There is no other way, otherwise the devil will suffer a great loss.

The elf husband was forced to wear a dignified and decent long gown, and the elf wife was forced to wear a long dress. Then these disobedient elves were escorted to moral cram school for training, which was as intensive as brainwashing to wash away the problem of professionalism.

Of course, Olika is also very angry now.

It was the elf female knight Chloe who often stood beside him.

Now he ran to Levi.

He said he was going to [supervise] Li Wei and stop him from doing bad things.

Olika was furious. What bad things could a demon like Levi do? I think someone is really going to rebel!! Of course, Her Majesty the Queen has an extremely broad mind. She remembered what Levi said about there being only two things to deal with in life.

The first thing: It’s none of my business - haha, I’m the queen. I don’t care about the opinions of any ants, no one has anything to do with me.

The second thing: It's none of your business! ——Ah, I saw it! Chloe is really arguing with Li Viral! Chloe is really going to rebel!

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"Let me see..." Levi took the ruler and measured the thigh of the female elf in front of him. Of course, looking at the thigh is not the main point. I have seen so many white ones in the past few days. Levi stipulated that the skirt should not be more than 10 centimeters above the knee. Violators will be fined one silver coin. If the skirt is centimeters above the knee, they will be sent to the relevant department (Gaoyatang) for ideological and moral education.

"Hey, not bad. Finally I see a skirt that is less than five centimeters above the knee." Levi personally led the team to patrol the streets. The elves around were trembling with fear, not daring to speak, and passers-by only dared to signal with their eyes. He saw this female elf in a skirt coming over to measure herself, and couldn't help but burst into tears: "Ah, I said it. You are also raised by your parents, you should also know the etiquette, morality, and shame. How is it possible... Wait a minute?"

Levi suddenly felt something was wrong. The female elf in front of him had a pretty face, a shy look, half shy and half angry, and her eyes were full of spring. She was a cute girl at first glance - then, besides the left thigh and the right thigh, why...

"Why are you wearing a skirt when you go out as a man?

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"Levi was furious.

"No, didn't you announce it yesterday? No one is allowed to wear a skirt longer than..."

"I'm talking about women!"

"But you didn't say anything at the time - besides, why can't men wear skirts when they go out on the street?" The male elf said very righteously, pointing at himself and said: "I, I... I am a Scottish elf!"

"...? You..." Levi was choked and couldn't speak for a long time. In the end, he could only hang his head in dejection: "How do you prove that you are Scottish?"

"I'm wearing a skirt."

"...What kind of proof is this? You... forget it, just be a Scotsman." Levi waved his hand, signaling the other party to leave: "Hold on, next time I catch you dare to lift your skirt up, it will be your death!"

The next day, Olika was surprised to find that she, the Dark Elf Queen, had become the Dark Elf Queen of Scotland, but that is another story.

"Hmph - I thought you finally showed your fangs." Chloe, who was monitoring Levi, couldn't help but snort. But this snort almost turned into a coquettish cry - at this time, she was forced to wear a work suit that she didn't like very much, covering more than 90% of her skin area, and wearing pants - she was very uncomfortable! But she had to get used to it, women are for those who please themselves... No, this is the pitiful fate that slaves of a conquered country must follow after all, and she had no choice but to give up her national costume.

"It's because you elves are vulgar, mediocre, and kitsch. I have no choice but to see how disgusting you are. I have to criticize you! I haven't slept all night. I..."

"Oh?" Chloe showed a look of disbelief and contempt, changed her posture and looked up and said, "We elves are really sorry for being so vulgar - is your behavior of forcing our queen to serve you noble?"

"??? How...how did you know?"

"Hehe, I saw it all yesterday, I..."

"Bah! Are you still looking? Are you a human? - I tell you, you are fallen! Remember, you need someone to lead you out of the quagmire! You..."

"???" Chloe looked at the anxious and red-faced demon in front of her, and suddenly understood what the queen meant when she said [You can actually bully him very easily]: "What do you mean I'm fallen? Isn't this what you did?"

"...I am here to criticize... this is the force used by your queen. I, I am here to oppose vulgarity."

"The queen is the symbol of our country. I advise you to give up on her as soon as possible." Chloe was still relentless, and she didn't forget to kill him at this time: "You are not worthy of our queen! - If you must have sex with an elf. Then fine - Tsk, I'll just treat it as a dog bite. And the most important thing - I won't tell you the queen's secret, the secret that she will never give birth to a child for you! Don't dream, there is a sacred seal on her lower abdomen, and it will never be opened for you!"

"......?" Where did you get this ability to keep secrets that rivals Captain Jia's? You're also a female hero who fights against elves? He took a deep look at Chloe in front of him.

Do you... really have the attribute of giving for free?

"Forget it, if you don't want to go, then don't go. Go tell your queen that I won't go to see her tonight because of your insistence on reasoning."

"Hmph, devil, this time I finally... Gu, I knew you would do this to me..."

"Oh, by the way, you don't need it either - I'm going to inspect the newly built Tuyuan Fortress - this can increase the number of guards (subspace demons) by 500 units, and I can recruit new guards (about 750 more, every 150 people count as 105 units). I'm in urgent need of corruption (glory) points now, and I don't have time to deal with personal affairs."

Chapter 14: There are seven more queens as incompetent as me

Levi was quite happy. He hummed a little tune and went to see how his demon tribe was being built.

My day is now very fulfilling. I get up in the morning and do some exercise first. I finally have a set of eight-pack abs given by the system, so don't waste it. As a demon, I also need to cultivate the physical quality of going to bed early and getting up early, so that I can stay young and healthy. I also have a healthy mind and a healthy quality.

So when he got up in the morning, Levi first took out the queen who was like a puddle of mud. There was really no other way, because she slept in this position every night. Because we want to be elegant and absolutely cannot be vulgar, so we try to speak more elegantly.

Every night, the stench emanating from this ugly demon made Olika want to turn her back. But saying so would be like admitting defeat! Of course Olika couldn't admit defeat. She had to fight bravely against the evil forces. What could such a storm of humiliation do? After all, all this was for the country. Struggle? No, because it would not humiliate her great reputation! Annoyance? No, because her struggling posture would never be seen by the ants, and that would damage her noble image!

What if the most taboo appearance was seen? A noble soul will never bow its head! Facing the unimaginable humiliation every day, it is very difficult to control your body from having strange reactions with all your strength. So it is inevitable that the taboo appearance and voice will appear once or twice... throughout the night.

Olika felt that he had not lost.

This is a real bayonet fight in love.

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As I said before, a size 45 foot cannot fit into a size 36 shoe. Li Wei has always felt that this is not cruelty to women, but an irresponsible fantasy and a gynecological disease that women must face in their later years. However, if you travel back to this world where the average height is 18 cm, it is not impossible to grow twice as tall as yourself.

Li Wei has size 36 feet. It is estimated that Olika is about 10 meters tall, which is considered tall for women. Generally speaking, the closest distance between a woman and her soul is only to centimeters. I assume that you are a foreigner with special talents, and at most you can only have centimeters - that is, a size shoe. So the remaining centimeters of Mr. Li are useless and can be amputated physiologically.

But what shocked Levi was that a size 36 foot could indeed fit into a size 10 shoe. Not only could he wear it, he could even run a marathon in it. Levi knew how his feet grew on his body, but the look on his face when he looked at the shoes didn't seem to be completely unacceptable - it was completely, incomprehensible!

Is it true that there really is a collapsed face in this world?

If I had misread or misremembered it for one night, it would have been fine. But it happened every day, and besides, there was more than just Levi here—there was also Chloe outside the window who came to work every day to punch in? Did she see it too?

Considering the other party's face, I have to hold him and take him to a bath and put on clothes. After the other party wakes up from his coma, I have to take care of his feelings and say that I was wrong. I shouldn't have changed the Queen's Zhu Yan to Ahegao last night. Then I exercised and had breakfast - guiding the whole country... Actually, it was just the reconstruction of a city and agricultural production. The most important thing was to guide the spiritual civilization construction of the whole country.

Because he used to be a teacher who never tired of destroying people, Levi feels very comfortable with teaching others! So now he spends most of his time repeating the ancient legend over and over again. Legends, legends, no matter how time passes, but the righteousness remains unchanged and is still in my heart~~ (This BGM is a bit old)

No matter what, he has to spend a long time every day doing this kind of thing that destroys people.

It's not just Orika who's watching, even all the elves in the Elf Kingdom have become Spartan.

Please, please get some cheap stuff. We have been so elegant and elegant for so long that we cannot be vulgar. Originally, you could meet girls with their bodies showing when you go out, but the queen is the first to be naked. There is no big difference between boys and girls. The whole elf kingdom is not promiscuous, but at least it is promiscuous. It is good that you are here. It is really to set things right and bring justice. Don't talk about you. Even in heaven, you don't dare to do this. The angels still know to show their thighs. You are really good. Hey, this country is so tightly wrapped that you need a special pass to wear a skirt.

So a serious problem arose. Levi, in the spirit of respecting multiculturalism, knew that Scottish men wore skirts, so Levi just held his nose and put up with it. So the men of the entire kingdom became Scottish the next day, and the skirts still had to be no higher than five centimeters above the knee.

I won’t go into details about the anti-vulgarity campaigns being carried out across the country.

Levi's days are full, but while he is full, some people feel empty.

For example, a queen who wishes to remain anonymous had to come to Levi and discuss that you can’t do this anymore. If you continue to do this, not only will our male race become extinct, but women will also become sperm-deprived.

"You're pretty free."

You haven't come to see me these days - that's even better. Her Majesty the Queen thought: I'm more relaxed when you don't come to see me. If it weren't for work, I wouldn't want to have any contact with you!

"Yeah." Levi sighed, put down the book in his hand, and said to the woman who had had enough fun, like a scumbag, with some annoyance:

"You come to my place eight times a day. Can you please stop by for a while if you have nothing else to do? I'm busy with work here!"

"Devil!" On the side, the female knight who was the loyal dog of Her Majesty the Queen avoided the evil ending... right? At this moment, she was conscientiously carrying out her bitch-leg career beside Her Majesty the Queen: "You should feel honored that Her Majesty the Queen has come! How can you be so..."

"Okay, Chloe." Her Majesty the Queen looked a little embarrassed and pretended to be calm and said to Levi: "No matter how well you perform, I can't trust you! At least I can't trust you completely. After all, you are a devil! So I must..."

"Why don't you just send Chloe to keep an eye on it? At least Chloe won't keep coming in and out like you do, right?"

"!?!" You actually dislike me - the most important thing is why Chloe can do it but I can't? "I want to see it with my own eyes..."