Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

"...!!!!"

Levi wiped the cold sweat off his forehead.

The opponent's rank is too high, and I am no match for him at all.

"So, come on! I can endure any kind of torture! The Pope said that you are just a devil, no matter what. Your piety must be for outsiders to see. If I find out your secret, you will definitely kill me to silence me! I won't tell you whether you are accomplices in torturing me! Unless you imprison me in a small dark room, cut (mute) my (mute) inch by inch, and watch my belly grow bigger day by day. Play belly-pounding every day for two or three months, and then use dilation..."

"Stop talking! Stop talking!" Li Wei now feels like a humble uncle! He must immediately stop the other party from driving faster! "If you say anything more, I will..."

"Whatever you want!" with an excited look on his face!

"...I will put you, put you..." Levi frowned and was speechless. The opponent was almost upgraded to Binglian's level. He really couldn't fight against this character who was not afraid of death: "I warn you, I hope you don't spread your weird remarks to Xuefeng anymore! She is now in the stage of forming her values, you..."

"Ah... Xuefeng is a really good kid, of a very high level... She started off by cursing me in a weird tone. Hmm... I've never seen a kid as straightforward as her in Rome. But... I think she's scarier."

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"She's playing with the ethics joke, which I never buy into - she said she wanted to snatch you, her little dad, away from her mom."

"Huh?!" Can you just say this casually?

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134 I Like Pain So Much That I Put All My Points on Defense (Part )

Levi really felt that Mizuki Yukikaze was not suitable for intelligence work.

He has not read the original work, otherwise all Taimanin would be unemployed now - fortunately this world is constructed by pure love warriors, otherwise something bad would happen at any minute.

Of course, the woman in front of him, Levi named Darkness, has made up her mind.

If nothing unexpected happens, a masochist like her has no real use value. Levi has no interest in this kind of play for the time being. This kind of woman cannot be beaten or scolded, and no matter what kind of punishment she gets, it is not considered a punishment.

The real masochist is fearless! And fearlessness is really scary. The other party doesn't seem to have turned into a lunatic yet, but who threw the heroine of this kind of heavy-mouthed female-crazy novel into a comedy show?

"Ah..." Levi thought to himself, forget it. The earth is big enough to accommodate normal people and perverts. Levi has never supported or opposed sexual minorities - as long as you don't go to the streets and don't let me see you, I won't oppose you. You should get treatment, or just play with yourself like all other ordinary people. If you go to the streets and mess with me, I will kill you! —

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—This is the evil feudal rule.

“How about this, Miss Darkness has come a long way... and she is also the ambassador of the Papal States, so I will build a separate courtyard for you. There are many people here and they are talkative, so please ask the ambassador to build a separate courtyard for you to ensure safety…”

"Ah? No, no, no, I don't need to live alone to be safe, although this... a lifetime of play... um. Being restrained in despair, wearing a latex suit, even my breathing and excretion are completely controlled, and placed in an inconspicuous corner like a statue or something else..."

"?!" The other party's rank was indeed too high. Levi wanted to end this conversation immediately. Skip! Skip!

“But please wait a moment, actually, still… even so… I still have a lot to do with you. Even though it may not be worth mentioning… but I still want to touch you. Instead of being sad, I might as well hug you now!” Darkness said quickly: “I already knew you before I came here.”

"...? Understand me?"

"Yes, I know you and I know the nobles! Real nobles oppress the people without limit, but you seem to be different. Not only do you reduce taxes and levies, you even compete with lower-class nobles for the people. Although your army is extremely powerful so you escaped, assassinations against you will surely continue one after another!"

"..." That's right, I thought he was a brainless person, isn't he quite smart? ... Then why do generations of smart people go down the path of perversion?

"I just think that the nobles are so cruel, cruel, disgusting, and they oppress ordinary people! How evil~" As a masochist, I look at the world from the perspective of top and bottom, so I see the world very clearly! "They lie in a strange identity, obviously they have nothing, but they pretend to be extremely sacred. As the termites of the world, they are the rulers of the world. Ah, such an unreasonable thing is regarded as the truth by everyone - oh, this twisted world."

Darkness seemed to have some feeling again when she said this.

Levi was also moved by what was said - so many wise minds and messengers of God in this world - are not as good as a masochist!

"If I didn't have a lazy husband to support, I would definitely reduce all taxes to the lowest level and move into a simple house. Even the little bit of tax would be used as public construction funds for ordinary people! I would eat leftovers every day, wear the cheapest clothes, handle the heaviest work, and greet ordinary farmers with a smile. Ah~~ In that case, I would..."

"...You are the eternal saint king." Li Wei thought about it. If such a person appeared in the history books, at least you would be given a status comparable to Yao and Shun. As for the mentality of a masochist? Oh, judging by deeds instead of heart, there is no saint! I am such a vulgar person, I don't care about your inner world at all. Don't describe to me some world of struggle or something like that - I just want to see this person's ultimate contribution to the world and then talk.

This masochist is simply indescribable. Apart from having a somewhat abnormal mentality, he has an extremely accurate view of the world!

...Is this the result of a deal with the ancient gods? Throw away all common sense, return the sanity value to zero, and then see the true face of the world.

"The Eternal Saint King? I have no interest in this! - Ah, yes, speaking of this. You are in a very dangerous situation now. Because the nobles are all trash, parasites who oppress the people, demons who lie on the people and suck their blood - but you, a real demon, are completely different, so the nobles must hate you very much, right? Assassinations must be one after another, right?"

"You've asked this question twice... It's okay to tell you. That's right, but all those who tried to assassinate me were skinned and stuffed with straw. I'm a real devil, and I never tolerate things that cross my bottom line... Hmm?" Levi looked like a tyrant, but he underestimated the other party's ability to bear it.

The beautiful Paladin on the opposite side seemed to have seen a real hero, and she was still mumbling something like "Skinning... Really... Ah, no, not that! I mean, so many people are coming to assassinate you! Can you really ensure that you can defend against every attack?"

“…” Well, that’s the question, but…

“I’m different!” Darkness pointed at herself and said, “I’ve been through really harsh training since I was a kid, and I’ve learned the ultimate secret! — Taunt!”

"……Um?"

“When I am here, everyone’s attacks must first target me, the taunting follower!” Darkness patted his chest, his armor shaking as he spoke: “All assassinations against you will be transferred to me! All attacks against you will definitely choose me first! I have been training since I was a child, just for this moment! You are the best person to serve—ah~ Don’t worry, someone like me who has maxed out all my defenses can’t die so easily, to be more precise, someone like me can’t die completely. Really poisonous snakes are not that effective against me. Boulder hitting me couldn’t kill me immediately, and arrows rained down on me, but I didn’t die immediately. Dear Michael, protect me… Even if I am infamous for a demon… ah~ But only by living can I endure more suffering… um…”

Michael?

...When you have time, go and ask her what's going on.

"……real

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"real!"

"...Someone come here." Let's give it a try. Levi summoned several Taima Ninjas to the scene: "Come, hit me!"

135 Valkyrie Hatchling: Millicent

I originally thought she was just an ordinary perverted beautiful masochist, the kind of maniac who would fall into depravity as soon as he gave himself up and often appears in the plots of Gusha.

Now Levi really didn't expect that the other party was such an important NPC. With her, he would be there. All attacks must first attack this follower with taunting, this...

Li Wei now wants to hang this woman on his body like a pendant, it is so useful! Although it is really hard to touch a nymphomaniac, but... this nymphomaniac is both useful and easy to use. I just did an experiment, what is the mysterious bonus when using this needle.

If a sword hits my body, it will only tear the skin of my armor! I am fine, I just look very excited.

...Okay, apart from the fact that it's become a little more perverted, everyone is still very happy.

The moon is full in August, and everyone is so happy eating mooncakes! ——Li Wei can't eat mooncakes, nor can he copy ancient poems or compose water tunes to impress everyone. This Mid-Autumn Festival was very boring, but it was not dull at all, and it was even very unusual.

However, people like Li Wei are the type who clearly follow the example of a gentleman who is like the wind and a villain who is like the grass. Wherever he passed by, there were business opportunities everywhere. Merchants stationed there began to gather, and rules were passed down one by one. The place where he was stationed was originally a ruin, but after it was rebuilt, it was immediately renamed a name that resounded throughout the world.

"This burger is good." Levi nodded to indicate that this fried food is very healthy, and gave a thumbs up and said, "Remember to put more salad dressing next time, um... make it sweeter."

Salad dressing, originally from the Mediterranean region - you can't say the taste is the same in ancient and modern times. It is high in fat, and Levi's hamburgers are also filled with a lot of spices, which makes them even more delicious.

The place was named Hamburger, which was related to the fact that Levi directly took out this mature hamburger recipe. It may be called this name in the future. It is said that many people have learned this new type of meat bun technology.

"Master, the army camp has already been arranged. Look at the new arrivals..."

"Just follow the plan." Levi was very happy. There weren't many casualties along the coastal areas. Tens of thousands of demons marched to Levi's place: "The question now is - why haven't Loki's people arrived yet?"

Finally, 30,000 people gathered here. Levi's less than 20,000 demon prestige soldiers, and 10,000 vassal monster girl mercenaries - 30,000 people.

The problem was that Levi urgently sent reinforcements and recruited a lot of cannon fodder nearby, but there was no movement from the other side.

"I'm not sure. Your Maginot Line is so long, and Hamburg is impregnable. This is not the only way for Loki to pass through. If he didn't take the wrong medicine, he shouldn't come to trouble you, right?"

You see, people who are watching the fire from the other side of the river see it clearly - Astolfo, who was beside Levi, reminded him while eating an apple.

"? Aren't Vikings plunderers by nature?" Levi was very puzzled, and then pointed to the land under his feet: "I have spread so much information here and gathered so many merchants, why don't they come to rob me?"

"The Vikings are not stupid. They certainly know who they can rob and who they can't. Merchants are not stupid either. They won't throw away their lives for a little profit. They dare to come here because your place is safer than other places." Astolfo shrugged his shoulders. The British transvestite prince said, "Do you know where in Britain is most likely to be robbed?"

"? You've touched upon my blind spot."

"The monasteries! They have few soldiers and are poorly defended. The monks like to hoard food and property. Of course, they are the most vulnerable to robbery."

Yes, it is true that British monasteries were frequently visited in history. Another reason is that the era was just right for robbing monasteries.

"Actually." The transvestite prince of England leaned towards Levi, holding a glass of wine with an intimate look: "If you want to understand the Vikings, I'll give you a secret recipe."

“? What?” Genuine?

"If you want to fight the Vikings, of course you have to ask the Vikings - don't you still have a Valkyrie locked up? You can definitely find a few more Valkyries." The transvestite prince is also a man, and made a very obscene gesture: "Tu (fuck dish fuck) subdue them!"

"……Eh?"

"As for women, although I used to think that women could not be fucked, you are a strange guy." Astolfo's hand unconsciously began to pat Levi's lower body: "Oh, what a big penis! - If you can fuck those bandits, it will benefit the country and the people - you see, as a devil, you can do so many good things, don't you deserve everyone's praise?"

"...Forget it, but I do need to ask. The spies I sent out are really too inefficient." Levi thought for a moment and said, "Then I'll try to find the Valkyrie... I'm not just going to meet one person after another. I want to ask what's going on recently."

"I understand, we all understand - do you want me to help you take a look? Isn't the most important part of a Valkyrie the uterus? - Do you want to go in and take a look?" No matter how effeminate he is, he is still a man.

Honestly, she looks more like a man than Xia Lulu - Ah Fu's son should be Ah Fu's

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I really hope to see Ah Fu's pseudo-girl son take a different path from his pseudo-girl father.

A few days ago, a painter said that it must be exciting to have sex with a transvestite father in front of his transvestite son - I don't know how such people view the world.

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There are many Valkyries.

Levi didn't really want to manage Nordic affairs - but the problem is that if you don't manage him, he will manage you.

"grown ups!"

Not long after, an even more flustered Sigurudo ran in.

Levi thought it would take some time to call her over, but he didn't expect that the other party would come running over as soon as the person who notified her left the house.

"Hmm? -- Sigurd? Oh... the Valkyrie seems a little flustered now? Sit down, I just happen to have something to talk to you about..."

"No! I sense that my sisters are nearby!" Sigurudo had been here for such a long time without bowing his head, but now he suddenly half-knelt down in front of Levi.

"? There's a Valkyrie, great." Li Wei nodded, and seeing the other party half-kneeling, he felt that something bad was going to happen: "Bring her here to see her..."

"I feel like my sister is extremely weak! This area seems to be contaminated too!"

"Ok?"

"The Nordic world has completely fallen! - My sister is nearby, I can feel it!" I don't know if these Valkyries have a hive mind or live on pheromones: "My sister nearby should be...ah! Getting weaker and weaker! - It should be Millicent! - Please lend me some people, I will go and save my sister!"

136 Scarlet...what?

Levi has always felt that this world is not only about killing and fucking, but also about poetry and the distance.

Killing and fucking are his main jobs, poetry and distant places are his leisure time. Levi actually admires those evil gods, they are so happy doing their main jobs, even if these are instincts, hobbies, it is impossible to keep doing it for tens of thousands of years, right?

If you think about it carefully, take fucking as an example. Today I tell you that you are in great shape, you can fuck for 24 hours a day without taking a breath, and there are all kinds of beauties in front of you - go and fuck them. This kind of thing has happened in history. It seems that Qin Shihuang didn't turn over a woman's sign for years.

The basic desires of human beings should be in the order of sleeping, defecating, eating and drinking, and finally doing nothing. Because there are no people who make a living by sleeping and defecating, let’s only take people who make a living by eating and drinking as an example: many food broadcasts are people who eat and vomit at the same time.

So, when you do it too much, you will probably feel bored.

Perhaps one day, Slaanesh will also fall. It will feel bored, it will feel uninteresting. Even if it is only for a moment, if we seize this opportunity, we can make it completely fall from good, right? —— Anyway, this is how the movies about evil fall describe it.

"It's not impossible." Levi looked at Sigurd in front of him for about three seconds. Then he nodded and said, "Give you three hundred soldiers, divide them into three hundred groups, and go find your companions."

Levi wanted to prevaricate and tease the other party, just 300 people...

"Okay! Thank you!" Unexpectedly, the Valkyrie on the other side was very touched. She immediately agreed and turned around and left: "When the great god Odin is restored, I will definitely benefit from your help! Thank you!"

"??? Wait." Levi quickly stopped the other party. The area he was talking about was so large, and it was all done with just one word "outside"? "Are three hundred people enough?"

"The population of several tribes should be enough!"

...Damn, I almost forgot where you are from.

"Ah..." Li Wei sighed, waved his hand and said, "Forget it, I'll go there myself. Come on, call 10,000 people, go out and find it for me... By the way, who are you looking for? What does he look like? Tell me?"

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It’s really easy to find the right one.

Three thousand people failed to find it, but I ended up finding it.

Don’t you think this is a coincidence?

Levi was very surprised how this man who seemed to have experienced such a brutal battle could sit here peacefully and take his last breath.

"Millicent!? Millicent!!! What's wrong with you, Millicent? Say something, Millicent?!"

Sigurd shook the Valkyrie under him vigorously.

This Valkyrie has red hair and a Nordic face. She is quite delicate, clever, and skilled. It has to be said that the birth of human beings is a craft. Some people look like beautiful girls, while others look like a car accident scene. Fortunately, Levi never judges people by their appearance and treats all kind hearts equally.

It's just that some people are treated more equally than others.

In addition to his appearance, his fiery red hair reminded people of a blazing flame! At this moment, his hair was draped in a mess, as if he had just been through a battle. The knife was still scattered on the side, but his right hand had disappeared. It was cut off at the shoulder. If it wasn't some heavy-handed human pig game, it was probably the result of a heroic battle.

Levi looked at the slender and now dying Valkyrie in front of him, and sighed, "Hey, Darkness! Control your temper - please don't get horny in such a serious situation! The person on the other side is really going to die."