Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

Long legs are an advantage.

There was no goose-step in the Middle Ages.

Levi never thought that one day he saw a group of geese walking in a line at the border of Hamburg, Germany and Denmark. He suddenly recalled a famous song in his mind - "The Glory of Prussia". Of course, if you still don't know what it is, this song is also called "The Kaiser's Happy Song" and "Paris Entry Song".

(If you are on Station B, search [German Goose March x Glory of Prussia])

Seeing something reminds me of a person, and seeing a big goose reminds me of the German goose steps. When Li Wei saw the German geese walking in a line, of course he took out the traditional craftsmanship of my big German stick.

As a result, after Levi had been practicing for so long, he discovered the envoy from the Papal States.

It's a woman.

Li Wei instantly felt that he was similar to Huang Shang. He went to the mountains and practiced hard for eighty years in preparation for becoming the best in the world, only to find out that the leader of the martial arts world could defeat him with just one move, the Black Tiger Heart-Ripping Technique.

The weather in August was so hot that even at the beach, there was no cool feeling. The sun in the sky was shining so brightly on the earth that many people chose to avoid the hottest time of the year.

The troops under Levi's command were arranged in an orderly manner, with 5000 demons standing guard. Among them, there were about supporting demons who could distinguish between left and right, and more than were selected and pulled out to march in step.

Ingrid was the commander-in-chief of the guard of honor. She had just walked in front and was envied by the entire army and all the people standing under the shade of the trees.

"Die Waffen-legt an!! (Get your weapons ready!)"

Levi is pretty boring.

After all, this thing is used to scare people. What's the point of watching it yourself? The whole parade just improved the organization of the army. What's the point of scaring a girl by yourself?

This girl is quite pretty.

She looks like a real iceberg beauty, and it is said that she was a paladin. The succubus paladin Elutia can learn from her. She is wearing a very close-fitting female knight armor, but surprisingly, she is not very exposed.

Levi subconsciously felt that this girl was a serious person!

Her expression was also very solemn, her blonde hair was combed into a ponytail, and she was tall, about 1.8 meters tall. Her temperament was also very elegant, quite feminine and cool, a real cool queen.

"Yeah." After the ceremonial parade, Levi looked at the woman in front of him and the group of servants behind him who were waving the flag of the Papal State and whose legs were obviously trembling.

Li Wei smiled and said, "It seems that the men of the Papal States are not good enough... It seems that these envoys are not as courageous as a woman... Although they are very courageous, well, we don't have to go forward here. Let's keep a safe distance. You also know that I am a big devil, don't you? You must know who I am - then, Miss Weiwen's name?"

Levi is pretty good.

"Hmm..." I wonder if Levi heard it wrongly. Where did this strange moan come from? It couldn't be the mighty and domineering female knight in front of him, right? Ahahaha... "I am... a paladin! The heir of the Roman Dustinis family, the eldest daughter Darkness!"

"...Oh?" This was very strange. Levi looked at the other party in confusion and said, "Well, your Excellency has come from afar, what advice do you have for me?"

"Woo..." The voice was becoming more and more similar: "I'm here because His Holiness the Pope admires you very much and hopes that I can serve as a link between the two parties! In other words..."

The next two words were spoken with great force: "Sacrifice."

"…That's not necessary. It would be fine if we set up an embassy."

The Western diplomatic system was established by the Treaty of Westphalia after the Thirty Years' War, so Levi was a bit time-traveling here: "Your Majesty the Pope thinks so highly of me, which really makes me feel very happy. How about this, from now on you will be the ambassador of the Papal States, and I will also send my ambassador to Rome to build an embassy. We will both be..."

"No need. I'm here to be your hostage." The blonde beauty opposite suddenly stretched out her hand and said resolutely in a tone like a martyred saint: "To be honest, I came here voluntarily! If you sacrifice me now, I am willing too! Um..."

Oh……

It turns out that those few "hmm" sounds just now were moans of extreme fear.

Levi looked at the other party, whose face was flushed with excitement, and couldn't help but...

A burst of admiration.

"What a wonderful woman." Levi nodded to the Taimanin and generals on his left and right. It would be hundreds of years before Joan of Arc was born. "But I never encourage religious devotion and human sacrifice. These are barbaric and ignorant behaviors. If a man's regime is maintained by a woman's belly, it is better for it to perish sooner. It seems that the envoy is too excited to come from afar - maybe I am a big devil, but I have never

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I will not sacrifice human beings, nor do cruel things—someone come.”

Levi waved his hand and several maids came over.

"Help Miss Darkness down and let her have a good rest. It seems that she must have been very nervous during the journey."

"No, I'm not nervous. I came here to..."

"Ah... what a good girl." Levi pointed at Darkness and said to the Taimanin around him, "Leave her here to rest for a few days. You guys should take turns to visit her. Learn from each other's experience. Such a wonderful girl is rare."

Levi will later regret his kindness and righteous behavior and beat himself to death.

"Eh? Really not...ah!——"

The blonde beauty seemed to be a little bit broken at the end, and Levi couldn't help but sigh. Life is really not easy, so he said to the women around him: "Did you see it? This woman came with a face as cold as ice. I think she is also a fair and peaceful person with a high level of elegance. She should be an ice beauty on weekdays, but now she has paid so much for the country and the people, and in the end she can't even protect her own dignity. It's really sad. I am not suitable to go there, please convey my greetings and apologies for me."

"Yes." Several Taimanin and generals nodded.

But I always feel like something is wrong.

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130 Abnormal human-to-human transmission phenomenon

Art comes from life and is higher than life. Life is real, while art is illusory.

Most literary and artistic works that describe masochism are surprisingly based on scientific evidence.

Masochism is a mental illness that normal people may suffer from.

As a mental illness, it has existed for a long time. However, it was not until 1880 that a German psychiatrist discovered it, sorted it out, named it, and made it public. It is a mental illness that requires pain to achieve x excitement and x satisfaction.

It is also a type that is particularly popular in literary works that can be completed in twenty or thirty pages.

But the problem is that this is a psychological disease caused by human instinct, so it is different from many pathological psychological diseases - ordinary people can also suffer from it, which is very scary. You in front of the screen are also very likely to be infected.

Repeatedly stimulating strong arousal through pain does not depend on the mind, but only on your body. Repeat for 21 days and it will become a habit. Repeat for 90 days and it will become a stable habit. Repeat for a year and congratulations, you are already a qualified masochist.

This process, reflected in literary works, is generally called "training" - it has a scientific basis. It is manifested in x fantasies and x impulsive behaviors.

Most people develop this habit and hobby of fighting M from infancy. Some people think it is developed from learning and toilet training in childhood, some say it is developed when they are separated from their mothers (or weaned), some think it is developed from corporal punishment, and some think it is a rebellious and revengeful mentality caused by an overly favorable environment.

all hit!

Miss Darkness - Miss Dustinis Ford Lalatina, is such a person. It is very sad that her mother died early in her childhood, which is the saddest part of this character's life.

Fortunately, this is a character setting written by an ordinary person. If Nasu Kinoko were to write a tragic character setting for a heroine, he would be thrown out to eight hundred people to take turns to get the rice! Sluts are fearless. (Nasu Kinoko... this idiot (beep) is addicted to writing about sluts...)

She was the only child in the family. Her father had high expectations for her, but he was afraid that she would melt if he held her in his mouth, or fall if he held her in his hands. This led to her rebellious mentality in her childhood, and her inclination towards training also changed greatly. The extremely superior environment led to her extreme rebellious mentality.

The one who came to greet Darkness was Xuefeng. This little girl instantly became superior after her mother and Levi had an unclear relationship.

Being superior to others, it is lonely at the top. It was extremely painful, so painful that he made no progress at all with Levi.

Not even an inch went in! Not to mention the 11 inches at the back.

To be honest, Miss Xuefeng is a proud and naive girl, stubborn and arrogant but very honest - a little difficult to get along with.

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But you will know once you get to know each other.

It has a strong smell of free gift.

Just give it away for free, and don’t give it away! ——Then, even those who give it away for free feel uncomfortable.

“Well, Miss Lalatina…” Xuefeng was in charge of receiving Darkness. A room in the inn in the city was ready. “Although it’s not as good as Rome and doesn’t have gorgeous decorations, please make do with it.”

"No, don't... don't call me that." The blonde knight covered her face with her hands, looking very shy when Xuefeng called her real name. She said in a pleading tone: "Just call me Darkness."

"......?" Xuefeng nodded because she was not a sadist and was here to greet people, so she said, "Well, Miss Darkness - are you satisfied here? If there is anything I can help you with, please let me know."

"Very satisfied...even a little too luxurious. I thought I would be locked up in a dungeon and spend a sleepless first night in the weeds. And then be tortured in various ways..." Everything up to this point was considered normal, and then Xuefeng slowly felt that something was wrong: "Guro, mind control, slave scat, tentacles, birth, amputee, Pregnant..."

“……?!?!?!?”

Xuefeng's young heart suffered ten thousand points of damage.

"You... don't worry." His mentality was a little exploded. Shuicheng Xuefeng was fascinated by what he heard - but ideals are full, and reality is skinny. Ideals are full like Maus tanks, and reality is skinny like interstellar ribs. Shuicheng Xuefeng sighed and said, "It's a pity that my master is... a weak waste! I think he is simply incompetent! He only knows how to look for my mother every night! Or he looks for other Taimanin aunts! His XP is twisted! I'm only 16 years old, why don't you look for me?! He also regards himself as my godfather all day long, he is only two years older than me! It's almost like he is my brother! Besides, is my father and brother impotent? Why am I still a virgin!"

Although Darkness is a complete pervert, she is only a masochist and cannot handle ethical jokes.

So Darkness thinks that the opponent Mizuki Yukikaze is a pervert, and Mizuki Yukikaze thinks that the opponent Darkness is a pervert.

This involves the definition of perversion: anyone who thinks differently from me is a pervert.

……

Wow, the first time the two sides fought, they knew what kind of character the other side was.

As we all know, the exchange of knowledge is priceless, positive and mutually beneficial.

The great ancient Greek philosopher Socrates once said: I give you an apple, you give me an apple, but we each only have one apple.

I give you one piece of knowledge, you give me one piece of knowledge, and we each have two pieces of knowledge.

You give me a seed, I give you a seed, and the entire Internet will have this .rar.

Socrates is right.

The distinguished noble lady, Ms. Darkness, communicated with the outstanding anti-demon ninja Ms. Yukikaze for about an hour.

This hour was an exchange of ideas and a collision of concepts! Anyway, Darkness slept very soundly that night. Mizuki Yukikaze went back and wrote down what he had learned from Darkness that day in his diary, locked it with a password, and hid it in a secret compartment.

Then it is read by my own mother on a daily basis.

The widow had a strange experience in a certain sense, and it came from her daughter who often made "sneak attacks". That was too much.

Then human-to-human transmission occurred.

When the news reached Levi, he was completely immune to this lightweight masochistic plot because he had received the SM vaccine in his previous life - but the sudden discovery of this kind of thing still surprised Levi's immune system.

How is this going!

By the time Levi started investigating, it was too late to convict them. After all, his military camp was a concentration camp for perverted beauties. Everyone had problems, so no one should point fingers at anyone else!

Only myself! Sitting upright, walking upright! With all the virtues of benevolence, righteousness, courtesy, wisdom and trustworthiness, my face is full of loyalty, filial piety, benevolence and righteousness!

131 When will we extinguish the candle on the west bed together?

There are many things like this. By the time you realize it, you have already been on the road of losing control. It's like driving a car. Even if you are about to install the front, your hands and feet are too late to react. Yes, I'm talking about the kind of torrents that the person in front has already sent out, but the person behind still uploads unconsciously.

This is the scene of the car accident.

"...Are you okay?"

When the night comes and things calm down, Levi has to ask, "Why did this mother suddenly become so corrupt?"

"It's just... I didn't expect to return to work in this way." Mizuki Shiranui stroked her face gently. This kind of widow role that makes people shout "Madam, I love you" at a glance is really rare. Levi spent a lot of effort to finally turn all these hentai characters into funny characters.

You'd better pray for God's blessing, otherwise you would have become completely unconscious now.

"Uh... Shiranui?" Levi wasn't sure why Shiranui said that: "Why are you so sentimental today? Don't worry, it's okay. Don't think about it all day long. Really, this time it's been a long time.

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You guys really worked hard.”

Generally speaking, this is what a woman says to a man after faking an orgasm.

Levi could only comfort the woman - it was not something to be proud of. Anyway, these were abilities given by the system, and he even felt that the system was a bit superfluous.

"Hmm..." The charming queen nodded thoughtfully and glanced at the Centaur who was sleeping soundly next to her.

A horse monster girl, she didn't last more than a few rounds. Married life must be happy and in tune with each other. This is a very important part of the relationship between husband and wife. It is not about the content of the harp, but a simple social relationship.

So Mizuki Shiranui said, "My dear master, if I really can't satisfy you... you see, Xuefeng is also old enough to get married. Do you want to..."

"......???" Levi had several question marks on his head, and said, "Shiranui, why do you say that? - I am at least half of Xuefeng's father. If she doesn't become a Taimanin anymore, I will let her be the lord of a small town and live a life of wealth. If she gets married in the future... She will be lonely, but I will give her a grand wedding."

Deceiving.

The only thing that is true is that I will feel lonely - Shuicheng's mother is really good at judging people.

"If that's the case..." Mizuki Shiranui was silent for a moment, and just like all other couples who had just finished their married life, she stuck to Levi's back and said, "Then if you look closely, dear, you seem to be... only eighteen years old this year, right?"

"...Ah, yes." Levi nodded and said, "My birthday is on April 18st, which means I'm still a year away from ."