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Come on, the image of a good Christian who couldn't hold back collapsed in an instant. No, this joke is too hellish! Vulgar and hellish.
Levi laughed so hard that tears came out.
Of course Levi couldn't just sit back and watch such vulgar things!
"do it again!"
"no problem!--"
Soridon Kotoko told several dirty jokes about Christian priests, most of which were with little boys. This story was told with great joy, and Levi was strongly opposed to these vulgar jokes.
"do it again!"
Sourissan Kotoko has done it again.
"Hahaha... sure, sure." Levi wiped the tears from his eyes, laughing so hard that he almost looked like a nobody: "I think you can do it, your character is really rare and precious - uh, do you want to be an actor beside me? Oh, this is indeed a bit humiliating, you can also be the leader of craftsmen..."
"I agree! - But the people in our village are all excellent technicians. It would not be good for me to leave, right? - How about this, you look at the skills of my men..."
"Let's take them together." There were only a few dozen of them. "My hometown is in Brittany. Let's go together when we have time. Oh, by the way, they really need excellent technicians there—"
"Okay, okay—how much money do you want each month?"
"10 gold coins."
"... So much!??!——Does it include the money from selling your body?"
"We respect women here, and we respect women's choices. Unless they have gone through a very strict review, for example, their race is considered a succubus, their physical fitness is required, their mental quality is strong, etc. Under my rule, any prostitution is not allowed..."
"Ah, that's all I can do. By the way, when can I have sausages?"
"..."
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[Race: Dwarf
The ancestors of dwarf women probably completed the magic erosion tens of thousands of years ago, and became like this on the road of evolution. The happy and sunny women have long started active exchanges with humans, but for some reason, the fertility of the dwarf race cannot be improved.
Because although they are mature in character and far superior in physical strength to humans, in terms of fertility... Although dwarf women are very active, dwarf men are also very hardworking. Even if they can't fit in, they will try their best! They are strong like halflings, and even if they can't fit in, they will use their stomachs to fit in! So there will often be a huge stick-like bulge on their lower abdomen. Dwarf lolita is even more hardworking...
After all, the body still maintains the appearance of about 10 to 14 years old, so it is really difficult to conceive. Giving birth is quite simple, so the fertility of dwarves is like the economy of the Northeast. It seems that you have been working hard, but you can't get any better. This is all a physical problem.
In a sense, after they have found their favorite person, they will be very lustful! Even to the point of being explicit! Because they value results, they are action-oriented. Once they find their beloved man, they will actively seduce him, and if necessary, they will not hesitate to rape him!
Because they are skilled craftsmen, their craftsmanship is very good! In a sense, they are the perfect combination of strength and technology. Except for being a little shorter, they are all experienced drivers! As the representative of the craftsman spirit, a light touch will make the other party feel like falling into the clouds. As the representative of the craftsman spirit, when seeing the other party happy because of their craftsmanship, they will be Ahegao without even touching it - the real craftsman spirit should be like this!
Because of their extremely strong bodies, which are in sharp contrast to their weak bodies, they like strong and hearty love! After years of follow-up surveys of dwarf women (and even men), it is shown that dwarves do not have a favorite posture, but they do have a favorite way of playing. It is rude and even barbaric, rough and even violent! First: they must be fixed on the "adult" and do not care about the form of meat Kai; second, dwarves require their hands to continue their craft: that is, on their bulging belly that has been poked, they constantly use their hands to massage their already raised penis (silenced) through their belly.
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"...This broken illustrated book, isn't it trying to trick us into committing a crime?"
Levi really hates this kind of biological illustrations. He really hates things that can arouse people's desires.
So he didn't take it to heart at all, didn't take it to heart, and didn't record what happened.
He returned to Brittany, which he had not visited for a long time...about two months.
"?!?! Great, you're back... Why are you back?"
It was obvious that they were very happy at first, but when they saw Levi coming back, no one notified them at all.
This is very strange for Olivia.
"I'm back!" After Levi came back, he immediately hugged the other person gently, touched the other person's lower abdomen, and then started a French kiss.
It was just a formal kiss. The woman was so active, how can she blame me?
"I came back through a portal. I just learned a new skill. You see, from now on, as long as conditions permit, I can come back every day."
"......?!?!?" It was obvious that Olivia was very skeptical of Levi's statement: "You... learned how to open a portal? Are you sure you didn't escape back alone after being defeated?"
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The Queen of Souls sarcastically said to Levi with great suspicion. In Shakespeare's words: Frailty, thy name is woman! You haven't even licked the saliva from the corner of your mouth, and you start to taunt with the same mouth! Frailty, thy name is woman! - Shakespeare.
"How is that possible? --I..."
Everyone knows that it’s pregnant women.
Some things are very strange. The more pregnant you are, the greater your needs will be. Not to mention the magical world of Hentai - dark elves are born with an invincible belly during pregnancy, and their bodies are very strong.
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123 This Elf Goddess, You Don’t Want to… (Update )
Dark elves, also known as drow elves.
Generally speaking, they belong to the evil chaotic camp. They live in some forests and some demonic realms. Their grandmother Rose is also an extraordinary person - in a sense, she is closer to humans.
Capturing and enslaving humans is also a way to get closer to humans.
The common elves, or white elves, generally prefer to stay away from humans, or the idea that elves are naturally superior to humans is deeply rooted. In the dim underground nest, the drow elves perform all kinds of heavy-mouthed plays, including but not limited to blood, violence, physical transformation, coercion, incest... What's more, they even love beautiful ice food...
Olika was a dark elf who escaped and established her own clan early on. Although the underground drow kingdom looked down on her, she also looked down on them. They looked down on each other for so many years.
Of course it was impossible to do this kind of experiment on Orika with such a big belly.
Although it seemed like Orica was eager to try——but, no.
There just happened to be a close female licker of Olika, Chloe, who was also a drow elf, so this... was really an unconventional drama.
In a sense, bootlickers are cannon fodder. It's just that this time the cannon fodder mission is a bit more intense.
The drow was also strong and crazy, but it was obvious that he couldn't stand this kind of play, such as thrusting, entering, bulging - massaging the bulge, massaging the inside along the bulge.
Chloe didn't wake up the next day.
Something that even the dark elves couldn't stand.
Dwarves can!
Ah, the wonders of nature.
Far away.
"I will leave 5,000 conscripts behind to maintain the troops here, and I will take away all the other standing demon troops."
The next day, Li Wei gave a work summary report. Of course, how many soldiers Li Wei took away was a matter of his own accord. Although everyone did not understand, they also had to strengthen their implementation with understanding.
However, what everyone couldn't understand was why Levy sent an army of 100 people to march across Europe in 100 routes.
Don’t understand?
This is the benefit of Mars Mobile! As long as there is a soldier, it is also an army. The generals on Levi's side, including himself, can be airborne!
In fact, no one was mentally prepared for Levi's return through the time-space warp - Levi came and took all the soldiers away, so no one was prepared. They were already preparing for war, and Levi took out gold coins to hire some mercenaries - this made people feel that Levi was almost crazy.
After hearing the news, Xia Lulu was so moved that she burst into tears.
He expressed the same emotion as Qin Shi Huang: "Li Wei loves me" (this sentence is very formal. After Jin Ke assassinated Qin Shi Huang, Qin Shi Huang expressed his emotion [Xia Wuqie loves me] - this is a very normal description).
While Levi's army was on the march, he sent several senior generals to command. As for the rest... leave it to Xia Lulu. The Vikings here were madly heading south, and he was rushing to help from Brittany thousands of miles away. Didn't you hear the ancient saying: The emperor does not send hungry soldiers; the emperor does not send unfilial sons?
The logistics are left to the beautiful young emperor, and you only need to A for the rest.
Levi spends his days teleporting. The portal is good in every way, except that it is not very comfortable. Geralt once said: Only dogs and blizzards like portals.
Levi was teleported here and there, living a dog's life every day. Days passed one after another until the third day.
Then came the turning point.
To be precise, racial issues have arisen again.
"I have basically explained everything that needs to be explained." Levi led a large army this time, a total of 15,000 tribal prestige soldiers. The rest became conscripts and local knights, and the pressure naturally eased, so the suppression method changed: "The army will be away for about half a year to a year. The centralized behavior under high pressure in the past can now be slightly eased. The serfs stationed here should be released appropriately. Remember, I will come back sooner or later.
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, so even if the nobles are making trouble, it is best to keep it quiet. Um... do you have any other questions?"
The meeting lasted thirty minutes, and most of the time was spent by Levi assigning tasks and asking the other party questions.
The participants were all the leaders of the Eight Banners - that is, the female leaders of Li Wei.
"No questions? Then let's adjourn the meeting. I'll leave tomorrow, and of course I may be back at any time." Levi looked at the other people present, all of whom had an expression of "Oh, yes, yes, leader, yes, yes, yes," and thought that it seemed like he wouldn't be able to get any general idea out of them.
After everyone saluted Levi.
Levi suddenly discovered a problem - there was a corner where two people had not left.
"? Celestine, Claudia?" Levi glanced at the two in front of him, one was an elf queen, and the other was a widow. Levi was quite puzzled, what happened to these two? They seemed to be hesitant to speak. "Do you two have anything else to say?"
"Yes... it's really... hard to say..."
Celestine Lucullus. How can I describe this fairy goddess? She is usually gentle and kind, and in fact, she is very maternal. Levi thinks that the Middle Ages should be like that, an era of ignorance, stupidity, low-level, and even religious persecution. To be objective, human beings' control over nature during that period was still in the theological era, and the priests were domineering as a class.
But Celestine is different. She has an outrageous temper. As a heretical branch of the Christian faith, she is quite strange. She is the kind of gentle elf that is essential for hentai. But the problem is that being too gentle is also a problem, which directly leads to trouble if she falls into evil.
For example, she was "polluted" because she had been with Levi for too long, which led to her being less depraved than she is now when she was captured. She has an excellent body, endless magic power, and can have sex seven times a night.
"Oh..." Levi nodded. Today he didn't wear the glasses that allowed him to see everything. Otherwise, he could check if he was used as a spell material again last night and over-cast the spell. "Nothing is hard to talk about, Celestine - if you don't know how to say it, let Claudia help you."
Claudia, the widow whose transvestite husband ran off with her father-in-law from the Crossdressing Mountains, is truly miserable. But it’s clear that she has recovered from this misery.
"Yes." Claudia nodded. The married knight bowed slightly to Levi and said, "This matter is indeed... difficult to talk about. But I hope you can agree to Goddess Celestine's request for the sake of my and Celestine's loyalty."
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124 The whole family is here! Delivery to your door (Part )
"What is it?" How can I agree if you don't tell me? Do you want to borrow some money? Or...
"For some reason, it seems that there has been a serious turmoil in Northern Europe. Celestine's hometown has not been spared. Fortunately, these elves came across the sea on wind boats. There are thousands of them, hoping to settle down in our forest. It just so happens that they are from the same hometown as the goddess Celestine..."
"?!?!" Levi was stunned for a moment, and asked in surprise: "Celestine, so you are a Nordic person?"
"?" You can tell by the last name, right? "Yes, I am an elf from the Scandinavian Peninsula, but I am not a Nordic person. I came to this land a long time ago and I believe in Christianity like you..."
"It doesn't matter." He doesn't speak in veil to an honest person, and doesn't speak in dwarf terms to a short person. When Levi should insist, he is also a Christian. When he doesn't insist, he is a poor man! ——It is obvious that Levi doesn't care about these things now: "You actually have...relatives in your hometown?"
"Yes, yes... You know that elves have a long lifespan. My relatives in my hometown seem to have remembered that there is an elf like me. Now, all of them have come with their families. Uh... I want... I want... to get your approval and help..."
"Okay." Levi really thought this was a good thing - elves are a long-lived race.
It must be able to work for a long time, right?
Can the retirement age be delayed for a long time?
Pensions and the like basically don’t need to be paid, right?
——Such excellent surplus value... uh, such excellent talent, how can we give it up so easily?
"But I have agreed on several things in advance. I hope that in the end I will not end up in a situation that neither of us wants. You who come here are my subjects, not my masters. You should obey my orders, pay my taxes, and enjoy my protection - are these all right?"
"No problem...but they are not all Christians like me..." In fact, not a single one is a Christian.
"That doesn't matter." No Christians? That's a good thing! "I've always been kind. But I'm wondering, what's wrong with you elves? Are you still divided into different classes? - When will the dark elves of Orika..."
"We elves are basically divided into four categories." Here we go, this is the shooting ass collection "Pure elves are purebred elves, represented by [earth, water, wind and fire]. High concentrations of elements can produce elves like us. For example, I am a light elf."
“…light?” You can also become light?
"Yes
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, except for us pure elves. If they are polluted by the outside world or degenerate themselves, they will become demon elves. Ah, although there is no hostility in it, all dark elves - that is, drow elves, are fallen elves. "I am not targeting anyone, I am not against people, I am just stating the facts, I will speak fairly: "This third category is the dark elves. At the beginning, the dark elf mistress Rose failed to murder her husband and was cursed by the Elf Light King to become a weird monster. In the end, the entire clan defected to the underground world and became dark elves. As for the other fourth-largest subspecies of elves, they are some guys who are considered, but not necessarily elves. Well... Don't worry, the ones who came this time are pure elves in a just and orderly world! They will not make trouble, will not cause trouble, and will not cause trouble. They are all excellent immigrants!"
……Chinese?
I don't believe it except for the Chinese.
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