Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

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Medes listened to three tragic stories in a row and cried like a tearful man. Finally, he leaned on Lucifer's shoulder, who also wiped her tears, and almost fainted from crying. In the end, the two demons scolded Levi for making up stories and being inhumane! They supported each other and opened the portal and left.

Of course, Medea was gone.

By the way, the scope of influence of lust was taken away.

Levi didn’t know what had happened in his own little yard. He only knew that his little yard was filled with the desperate screams of a female knight... and there seemed to be sighs of satisfaction?

Anyway, almost none of the female knights here got married, but a lot of them just gave up and became lesbians, but that's a story for another time.

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Chapter 88: The Useless Belly Seal of the Black Beast Queen

Levi didn't have any big thoughts about this small dark bible. He really didn't know that this book was actually a rubbish romance novel written by a low-level love brain.

…Hell, we can’t go on like this….

However, Levi had no intention of making hell great again. In fact, he didn't like heaven or hell very much - he was an ancestor worshiper. But no matter what, this trip to Aachen... I can't say that I gained a lot, but at least I won a lot.

So much so that Levi found himself with a small problem.

The amount I ejaculate each time is, if not a huge amount, at least 100 milliliters - this amount is enough to make an average man completely GG, not to mention that three bowls is not enough and seven bowls is not enough in one night!

But even though there are so many of them, and they are all childish and full of bad intentions - they have not caused any woman to die so far!

Levi even began to doubt whether he should go see a male doctor - large numbers alone are not enough, you also need precise guidance and lethality.

Later, when Levi opened the Dark Bible, he discovered it.

It turns out that having children is also an option.

When you want to have a baby, right-click the avatar and select [Initiate Sexual Intercourse] - this is the option that will really make the woman 100% pregnant... Of course, this is something that only the stinky Paradox players would care about. Levi is still theoretically unmarried now.

In fact, if you really, really want to quickly conquer Europe, the easiest way is not to be a man.

But being a bitch.

She is a real bitch like an octopus, looking for a grudge cuckold to marry, the type with high ability and low conspiracy. As a female lord, turn on the seduction option. Seduce the big lord next to you every day. The bigger the better! For example, as the Duchess of Normandy, you seduce the King of England - and give birth to a son for the King of England.

Bastard, but you can declare war with this weak claim! Don't be afraid that you can't win, you can seduce other powerful lords and ask them to send troops to help you as [Best Friends] - this is the simplest medieval strategy for Octopus Girl. As long as you are shameless enough, one generation can actually do a lot of things.

770, April 3.

Levi's entire family rushed to Northrend - and returned to Brittany.

At the earliest, the troops will be assembled and returned in the summer. If nothing unexpected happens, something unexpected will happen before autumn. As for Levi, he will do what he should do before autumn.

for example.

Building a huge project! --Building a wonder!

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Levi had just returned to Brittany, and the spectacle - or a collective spectacle in a sense - was on the way.

"I'm back! Honey, did you miss me?"

Li Wei is very excited now, like a fish entering the sea and a bird flying in the sky! It feels just like Zhuge Liang's success in opening up the country from the Eastern Wu! He is as excited as an ant on a hot pot, and he can finally return to his own little piece of land.

"..."

The Queen of the Dark Elves only looked at Levi with a dull expression.

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It felt as if Levi was just a piece of air.

"Ah, so it's you who's back... Why didn't you tell me in advance? Are you planning to make a surprise appearance to see what I'm doing? Ha, you're so stingy..." Her Majesty Queen Aulica is still dressed the same way.

All I can say is that the weather in France is nice and the elves are in good shape.

"Hahaha...right." Levi nodded bluntly, sniffing the other person like a dog: "Because I like you, I'm worried about you! I was away for half a year, and you were in Brittany..."

"Don't we write to each other often?" Olika showed a disgusted expression: "But I didn't expect that you would write letters every day. Don't you feel tired?"

“Not tired.” Anyway, I’m not the one writing. After all, I don’t make a living by writing, so it doesn’t matter if I find someone to do it for me: “—I want to see you every day, even if…”

"Shut up." Olika waved the staff indifferently and faced everything calmly - the power of magic gushed out.

Closed the door.

An hour later, Her Majesty the Queen spoke to Levi in ​​a calm tone.

"Since you've been gone for half a year, I also plan to go back to the underground forest. It will take a long time, can you arrange some guards for me?"

"???" Levi was really a little confused this time. Where did the idea of ​​running away from home come from? So he helped the other person put on his clothes. He also helped the other person comb his hair. Is there any greater joy in the boudoir than drawing eyebrows?

"Why do you have this idea? Why, are you planning to divorce me?"

"Who married you? Devil, have some shame!" Her Majesty the Queen directly rebuked Levi for his actions and said in a vicious voice: "Our relationship is just that I am the forced party! Who wants to marry you!"

"……Oh."

"But..." Seeing Levi's somewhat disappointed look, Her Majesty the Queen opened her mouth. Being a tsundere will lead to failure, but she can't change it: "I'm going back to the underground world... for myself and for you."

"? What does this have to do with me?" Levi's tone was already a little angry.

"The reason is simple—you have an incurable disease."

"??? Doctor, is there still hope for me?" Levi was horrified.

What happened? I got an incurable disease?

"Don't worry, it has nothing to do with your life and health...well, but..." When she said this, Her Majesty the Queen's pretty face suddenly blushed.

"? What for?" Li Wei touched the other person's lower abdomen and said, "Didn't you empty your abdomen when you took a shower just now? - Let me help you press it again...?"

"Just remember to pull it out in time next time!"

"Then let go!"

"…It's always your fault! Traitor! Traitor! The evil devil who took advantage of the situation!" It was obvious that Her Majesty the Queen's composure did not last long, and she began to show a woman's coquettish and temper.

This is a good start, much better than a statue. Of course, we need to communicate our feelings...

"Don't do it! - Then what kind of incurable disease do I have?" Levi was very concerned about this question. What kind of incurable disease is it?

"Humph! - Because we dark elves are all rather... well, dissolute." At this point, Orika suddenly looked a little embarrassed and lonely: "What I'm wearing is the traditional costume of the dark elves... Actually, my outfit can be considered a modified one. Most other dark elves would remove the cloth part of my outfit."

Isn't that just naked?

"To be honest, growing up in that kind of environment, my second sister and I were not used to it and felt disgusted. My second sister put a seal on me... here." Pulling Levi's hand covering her lower abdomen, Olika snorted unhappily: "You must have used some evil spell, devil spell, despicable spell! - This seal of mine can prevent me from getting pregnant. But this seal has been lifted by you..."

"..." That's right, Levi felt that the seal that looked like a lustful mark was painted on him? It slowly faded, and then one day he found that this lustful mark... oh, the seal. It had completely disappeared - not in an instant, not even during sex, but in the daily trivial interactions, the seal disappeared without a trace.

"But you and I have been together for so long, but you still haven't had a child! I still haven't conceived - if it's just me, then I'll have to think about it. Then I went to see Ashaji and asked about her sister. I asked around... Humph, what you did in Aachen - none of the women made any move! That can only mean: it's your problem! You... are infertile."

"..." Go to the Big Iron Stick Hospital and look for the director? ?

"There is no other way. The Kingdom of Brittany needs an heir." At this point, Olika was almost at a loss for words. But she kept making them up! I don't know if it was because she blushed when she lied, or because she was shy, or for some other reason. Anyway, Olika was talking nonsense with her eyes closed: "But you have taken me away, and I can't find another man. There is no other way, I can only solve your problem. I believe that in my hometown... that kind of hometown, there must be medicine that can cure you."

"..."

So this is ah.

"You, do you want a child?"

"Who, who wants it?! - This is not for the country, no

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Is there any way...”

"Okay." Levi stared at the other person's eyes for about ten seconds, gazing at the beautiful young woman like an abyss, until the beautiful young woman looked away in embarrassment.

Right click on the other person's avatar frame - activate the option [Initiate Sexual Action] -

“? You, what are you going to do? You just wanted to pass by! - Let go! Let go! - I, I can’t bear it. How can you continuously... Someone, go and get Ashaji!!!”

Chapter 89: Evil! Demon! City!

Am I ready to lay low? If so, then I have no right to have children - that's the question from my perspective.

The worst consequence of lying down is nothing more than G. I am alone, and if I am full, my whole family will not be hungry. If you kill me, my mother will give birth again! If you want to kill me, do it as soon as possible, while my parents are still young! ——

This kind of lying flat is the ultimate lying flat.

Children - if you have children, you have no right to lie down. You can only fall into endless, endless internal circulation. Do you still want to play games? Have hobbies? Spend money lavishly? - Bah! Do you really think that the name [Four-legged Money Devouring Beast] is for nothing?

When a woman decides that she wants to have a child with you, that's when you decide to change everything about you. From now on, you no longer live for yourself. In a biological sense, the DNA is ready.

Well, from now on, lying flat is no longer possible.

"dismantle!"

"Tear that down!"

Levi felt like he had become the King of Understanding, commanding his men who were mobilized from all over Brittany.

A vigorous...

Demolition movement.

Hey, let's give our son a few more houses. Right? When a child is born, there must be more than 3,000 houses left, right?

"......?" Olica watched Levi's hands gesticulating and gesturing on a map that was drawn very accurately and in detail (compared to this generation).

There were several other women standing next to Li Wei - they were considered the leaders of the Eight Banners.

This is also considered the Eight Banners' political discussion.

It’s just that the expressions of these women were unprecedentedly consistent. It was as if they had discovered that tofu pudding is really delicious, rice dumplings are really delicious, 0-氪 games are the most expensive, the advertisements are all bullshit, my enemies are all idiots, those who criticize me are idiots, and only the two-thorn ape is fragrant!

"Have you finally gone crazy? Have your devilish nature finally been revealed?" Levi was pointing out the mountains and rivers in front of the map, writing passionate words, and despising the days when he was a marquis - then Olica beside him poured a basin of cold water on him.

"……?what?"

"You had a meeting today, and the first thing you told me after you came was that you were going to demolish my royal city?" Olika was so angry that the pretty face of the dark elf almost turned pale: "You...you...the Black Beast Mercenary Group is not as cruel as you! You..."

"Alas, your royal city doesn't look so grand. There are many safety hazards, and the layout around it is unreasonable." Levi glanced at the other party, watching him trembling with anger - to be honest, Levi really didn't know that after the cup size reached this level, trembling with anger was not a bad thing.

"The illegal building should have been demolished long ago - we'll build you a new one after we demolish it."

Levi said it very simply.

"Bah! You want to demolish my entire royal city, and you're talking about building a new one? - What new one? I think you just don't want to live in the Dark Royal City of Ryan! - You want to drive me away, right? Okay, I'm leaving! I'm leaving! -"

?

What kind of Qiong Yao-style heroine is this?

"? Oh, go ahead, I'll pack your luggage for you." Levi nodded. Women need to be coaxed, but they can also be used to anger them - the prerequisite is that you are not afraid of angering them away: "When will you be back?"

"!!! I won't be coming back!"

It turns out that it’s not the Qiong Yao heroine, but the naughty kid who ran away from home?

"? Where do you want to go if you don't come back? Have you forgotten that, in a sense, you are still a king of a fallen country and a prisoner? According to you, I am a cruel demon. Can you give a cruel demon some face?"

"I! I!——" Olika had nowhere to vent his anger. His face immediately turned from black to white, from white to red, and from red to green. He trembled all over, spitting out a foul smell, and fell to the side: "I @#￥#@￥you @#￥@￥——"

“?!?! Queen? Queen?! Your Majesty!!!——”

Chloe is a half-dark elf female knight of elf and human descent.

In the original work, she is a pervert, a character who has to take on sexual tasks together and eventually becomes evil.

Now he has become a funny character.

To be or not to be? This is a question worth considering. To indifferently endure the cruel arrows of fate - to become a meat urinal? Or to stand up against the endless suffering in this world - to become a funny character?

Which of the two is more noble?

"Well, your mental quality is really poor."

"Ahem - Lord Levi." The saint - or goddess recognized by the Pope himself. Miss Christine Lucullus. Although I don't know why the gods in foreign countries don't have surnames, only given names. Maybe it's because they don't have fathers, just like black people, or if they have fathers, they are very messy (@Hercules), or if they have fathers, they kill them (@Zeus). Anyway, there are very few people like the elf goddess who have surnames and given names.