Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

The demon's slender ears trembled, and then he heard a sound in an instant.

From the deep woods came scattered voices, heavy footsteps, and even worse -

Moans.

Oh my.

Are the devil's ears so useful?

The dense bushes slipped his coat, and the twisted branches swept over his head, interfering with his vision and causing pain to his body - not long after, a panting, disheveled elf appeared in front of Levi.

Forest, elves, panting.

"..." Is this such a vulgar plot? But it is obvious that all this is not just vulgar to the elf in front of him.

It also includes vulgarity, mediocrity, and kitsch.

The elf was already at the end of its strength when it rushed out of the woods. Considering that humanoid creatures are a type of living thing, their expressions and states are not clearly distinguishable. At least it can't be like the ones in the novel [a tired and frightened expression flashed across its face, mixed with a hint of relief] [the face was full of anger and sadness, and more of a painful expression.]

I don’t know how these writers do it, but the actors who receive the scripts feel like you are making things difficult for Fat Tiger—and even if the actors are able to really make this expression, the audience won’t understand it at all!—because people only have a few expressions.

For example, the expression of this elf now - this is an elf who has just finished a marathon. Humans have only one expression of extreme fatigue, and also only one expression of relief after surviving a disaster - so it is an expression of both fatigue and relief.

The elf's expression now is particularly lewd.

Not to mention the elf's outfit. First of all, the main reason why we can recognize this is an elf is because the ears are long enough. The pair of pointed ears must be at least 18 centimeters long, which makes all men envious. Secondly, the reason why we think this person with pointed ears is an elf instead of a goblin is because the other person looks good.

She wore a black crown on her head, with a cloud of incense coming out of it, and small hairpins inserted all around. She wore a double flower on the side of her head, and a comb of grass behind her head, which was difficult to describe.

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The leafy eyebrows are set off by two peach blossoms. The gem pendant is the most praiseworthy, revealing the priceless jade breasts. The purple sleeveless cloth supports the breasts, and the short skirt and silk stockings are rolled with silk gauze. The cuffs of the embroidered sweat towel are embroidered. The scent bag is hung at the bottom of the body, and the bra is buttoned under the breasts. Looking down, the pointed and upturned golden lotus feet are cleverly embroidered on the cliffs. The shoes are so high that they hate the sky, and the fragrant dust is set off. The purple gauze knee-length pants are buttoned with oriole flowers, and the wind blows the shawl when walking and sitting.

To put it simply: sexy lingerie doesn’t even dare to be designed like this. You seem to have run a long way in the forest wearing these 7cm high heels. I really don’t know whether I should admire the elves’ ability to adapt to the forest to the max. Ordinary sellers have to buy two door curtains, but you are different. The two bras on your chest cover up a little bit. A large area of ​​your back is exposed. On the top of her head is a small crown that looks like a sexy dress, and the lower body is really a pair of lace-up pants - these pants are upside down and down to the hips. If she wasn’t wearing stockings, I wouldn’t be able to tell what she was wearing. She was wearing so little, but she had to wear an oversized cape to show her majesty - was she ready to go to bed with sheets and mattresses at any time? And this set of equipment was torn by branches.

This is still a dark-skinned person (let me explain here, a person with dark skin is not necessarily a Ni Ge, it may just be that the skin color is one unit darker. It mainly depends on the appearance. If you look good, you are a dark-skinned queen, and if you look ugly, you are a Ni Ge).

The sexiness is even more max.

Levi looked at the elf opposite him, and then looked at his own clothes. Although they were not elegant and decent, they were at least dignified.

I think you're more like a demon.

Since Levi was inside a dilapidated church, the other party might not have good eyesight and did not notice him peeking inside the building at the first sight.

Levi was happy to continue to be a spectator and see what this black-skinned elf lady opposite him was thinking, as she had to shake three times for every step she took!

"Huh...if we run here, those damn humans won't be able to catch up with us."

As we all know, all the female characters in this kind of film will talk to themselves, asking and answering questions. This is mainly because the author or screenwriter is not good enough and wants to force the plot forward. Female characters ask for instructions in the morning and report in the evening, reporting what stage they are in now like reporting work. If it hurts, don't give in. If it doesn't hurt, I won't give in. It feels so good, keep going. If it doesn't work, I'm going to come.

Friends in the south may not know this, but this is how bathing is done in the north (nonsense).

"Sooner or later... I will teach those damned humans a lesson! I will take back my kingdom and kill all those guys! - Guwu... But, now..." She fell panting in a corner of the ruined church: "What is this... place? Here... uh... um!?"

Suddenly, I finally noticed that there was another person in the church.

"Who! Who's there?! You..." The dark-skinned elf lady was already at the end of her strength, but at this moment she forced herself to look at the person in front of her...

"Who! Who is in my house!!" Suddenly, Levi, the villain, complained first! Before the Elf Queen could react, he started to curse: "Who is it? You have no sense of public morality! Not only do you not know how to knock on the door before entering someone else's house, but you can't even go through the front door? You have no education, no culture, do you have any conscience? Are you a bad person? Why are you coming to our house? I'm warning you, you are trespassing! I'm scared, if you don't leave, I will defend myself!... Go away, are you a bad person!"

“……?” I had already prepared for the worst.

At this time, the dark-skinned lady who was sitting on the ground leaning against the wall took a closer look and finally saw clearly what was in front of her.

Horns, wings, and a pointy tail - isn't this a demon? But if you look closely at what this demon is wearing... it's a little weird.

Anyway, in the eyes of the dark-skinned elves, demons should be naked, cunning and evil. If they need to fight, they can just wear a little skirt armor around their waist, at least to cover themselves. If they don't need to fight, then they are really nudists. The only advantage of demons is that they have eight-pack abs, and a fried dough stick and two eggs below, a set of 100 points is large and filling.

In addition, the expression should be evil, the demeanor should be murderous, and when you see the elf, you should at least make a few "hehe" sounds and then start to attack.

But the one in front of me made two "嘤嘤" sounds and then started to hide in the corner. He looked so white and rosy, so different from others. He was wearing clothes that I couldn't understand either... ah, of course. Zhongshan suit, small stand-up collar, and a pair of three-pointed leather shoes underneath. Let's put it this way, if Li Wei was beaten to death and buried here today, people thousands of years later would dig him out and see his clothes and think he was a tourist from the east - so bright and righteous! This outfit is not to say that he is righteous, but at least he looks like a decent person.

At the very least, the dark-skinned lady felt that the outfit had much more fabric than what she was wearing.

"I...devil! Don't play tricks!" You just ran here with all your strength. Once you relax after running a marathon, you will basically be powerless again. As the saying goes, the first time is the best, the second is weaker, the third is exhausted, the fourth is empty, the fifth is blood, the sixth is male, and the seventh is dead. Three bowls are not enough, and seven bowls are not enough in one night! - Women are the same, they will vomit if they eat too much, and it will hurt if they have sex. He fell to the ground with weak legs, but his mouth was hard: "What do you want to do! - You are here to catch me too!"

"You come to someone else's house and tell me what I want to do. Do you have any shame?" Li Wei pointed at the dark-skinned lady in front of him and cursed, crying: "Look at you!"

"What's wrong with this king!"

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King? Queen? The queen is still criticized, I am not a masochist. "You are wearing sexy lingerie and dressed up in a sexy way. You don't know what's good for you and you are still talking dirty. You take ignorance as personality and incompetence as freedom. You have no contribution to society and you are sarcastic about success. A thousand ships pass by the side of the sinking ship, revealing you, a little scavenger. I advise the God to shake you up and kill you, a big bitch!"

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Chapter 2: Long ears are so cute, why do we eat long ears?

"!!"

The dark-skinned lady felt her blood pressure shoot up instantly. At first, she was very afraid of being killed by the demon in front of her, but now the only thing on her mind was to kill the demon in front of her! Her anger value shot up, and with the surge of adrenaline, she stood up again in an instant, holding on to her last breath and posing, "Come on! Demon - don't even think about taking advantage of me! You must be a pursuer hired by those damn humans? - Kill me, and you won't be able to get me! - You..."

"Auntie, how old are you? You have such a bad temper? You are shameless. Oh, I'm sorry - did I go too far with you? Look at me, I really should respect the old and love the young." Li Wei lowered his head with an apologetic look and said, "You must be a beggar, right? Although my house is a little poor, I still have something to eat. Auntie, wait a minute, I'll get you something to eat. Next time, remember to enter through the back door. Beggars can't go through the front door. This is the rule. What human beings, what pursuers, etc. - Auntie, you are old and ugly, don't dream about it. I'm only 16 this year, and you look at least this year, right? - Let me warn you first, if you force yourself on me, it will be considered as molesting a minor."

The person opposite is really good-looking, and seems to be in her early twenties. She has a very elegant temperament, and she looks like a queen. She looks like the kind of noble character who will definitely say "Gu, kill me". "I'm only two hundred and sixty years old! I won't bother with you... Are you really not a pursuer?"

"If there are pursuers behind you, could you please leave quickly?" Li Wei made a gesture of invitation, very gentlemanly: "Don't splash me with blood and dirty my floor."

"...Your house doesn't seem to have much flooring, right?" He relaxed for a moment and fell to the ground again. Although the other party was still looking at Levi angrily, it seemed that looking at a demon was better than looking at a human: "But you are not in the same group with those damned humans... What, demon. What are you doing in the human world? Haha... Killing? Reproduction? Destruction? Provoking people? Or something else? Ah, forget it, these have nothing to do with me... My country is gone."

Suddenly, as if he had made up his mind.

The queen raised her head and stared at Levi: "Devil, what power do you have! - If you can lend it to me, I am willing..."

"Ah, stop! You're talking as if I want your soul or body. The power of the devil is not something you can buy. Oh? From your tone, you seem to be the king of a fallen country?" Levi saw that the other party had calmed down, so he found a stone to sit on. "Let me guess. It's probably that humans destroyed your country and enslaved your people, right? Oh, it's an old-fashioned routine. Although it's pitiful that it happened to you, it's just a passing cloud. In another ten thousand years, no one will remember this incident."

Li Wei taught earnestly.

His purpose is to destroy people tirelessly: "As a demon, I came to this world to learn. Do you understand? Learning. For all the beautiful things in this world..."

"You? A demon? Ha..." The queen sneered, "A fallen race? Don't be ridiculous."

"I don't like what you said - tell me, what is a degenerate race?"

"That's what I'm talking about, you demons. You like depravity by nature. You are evil and you are always thinking of depravity."

"Yes, I am the kind of person who has fallen to the extreme." Levi pointed at himself and said, "Everything will turn into the opposite extreme - demons like evil things, and I am the devil among demons. I am more evil than evil. Evil wants me to kill people, but I am more evil than evil - so I won't kill. The depraved thought wants me to force myself on you, but I won't! This is called the depravity of depravity."

The Elf Queen was stunned for a long while before she finally figured it out - if it was really as the other party said, then this demon could be the legendary...

Leverage?

Or is it the ultimate invincible flip Armstrong spin Armstrong - a nitpicker?

“You… cough cough.” Her Majesty the Queen felt like she had been talking to the air for a long time, then she gave a bitter smile: “Finally, it’s useless for me to even sell my soul to the devil? Ah… But it doesn’t matter, just wait and see! I will return to the clan… I hope there are still people in the clan who are willing to help me restore my country… Devil, you came to the wrong place to study in the human world. This place is like hell, there is nothing to refer to. Both worlds are full of evil thoughts, and there are extremely depraved and despicable people - all the noble people are dead! And… their death is meaningless…”

They died for me, their deaths were meaningless... I couldn't even protect them, or avenge them.

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To. This is the only way, to survive and hide from here and there.

"That's wrong." Li Wei waved his hand and said, "I came here to study, and I still want to achieve some results. Meanness is the passport of the mean, and nobility is the epitaph of the noble. Look, in that gilded sky, there are curved reflections of the dead. I don't believe that the sky is blue, I don't believe in the echo of thunder, I don't believe that dreams are false, and I don't believe that there is no retribution for death."

When people are at their most vulnerable, they are also most likely to be PUA.

Let's be honest, Li Wei is on the opposite side of PUA. Think about it carefully, I came to this world, of course, not to give welfare. Why do I want to live a good life? Emperor Zhaolie once said: I have fought all my life, what's wrong with enjoying myself? ! Then play the music, and then dance!

To be honest, although this PUA was not a great success, it was by no means a failure - the other party seemed to have listened to it.

"... Ridiculous." What happened today was absurd enough. I actually met a demon with a face full of loyalty, filial piety, benevolence and righteousness, and discussed the issue of nobility and meanness with this demon. In the end, I was taught a lesson by the demon: "Maybe I'm crazy? Ah, maybe I've been crazy for a long time."

Talk to yourself.

Female elf characters all like to talk to themselves, otherwise they can't explain the plot, and they can't explain what stage their body is in.

"Let me introduce myself. My name is Levi." Levi began to introduce himself, looking at the dark-skinned elf in front of him: "I think as a living being, it is the minimum courtesy. If you sit down at someone else's house, I won't bother to pay attention to you. You should introduce yourself, right?"

"Heh... the devil's temptation? Or the devil's conspiracy? Ah... never mind." He pouted unhappily, but it was obvious that he was too tired to argue anymore. "Remember, my name is Olika. Olika Tiscolentia - ant, you should be proud to hear the noble queen's name."

"Oh, this is the name of the king of a fallen country, right? OK, got it." Levi nodded, not knowing what the other party was talking about, and was too lazy to pay attention -

Everything happened so fast. I just came here less than half an hour ago, and here one event after another jumped. There is too little space for self-operation. It feels like there is not even time to familiarize yourself with the skills. It feels like "Okay, learn WSAD to move, left click to shoot - you can go to participate in CSGO professional competitions. 】

Considering that the queen in front of him was beautiful, he was not the only one behind him. According to what she said, there seemed to be a group of pursuers. Levi felt that he was not the kind of saint who could sacrifice himself for others. Compared with the saint, maybe he was as despicable as a saint bitch in his heart.

I found a stone to sit down and "looked" at the system given by the system.

"My... estate?"

It's a gift from the system. Oh, I'm here, why would I bring anything? No, don't be like this, really don't... Oh, look at this system, it's always so polite.

Just like countless "portable flow" novels, they carry three acres of farmland with them, carry a military camp with them, carry a city with them, carry the past, present and future, yesterday, today and tomorrow with them; they carry the world and the universe with them. Anyway, just like the rich novels, they carry everything except the inflation brought by the increase in money supply and the economic crisis brought by overproduction.

"What's in my manor?" In comparison, Levi only had a manor, so it was really just a manor.

Nothing.

There is really nothing in the physical sense.

Just like all portable games, you can go to another space in a thought - the same is true for "My Manor". As a part of the plug-in (mod), Levi traveled to another manor space in a thought. Here, the scenery is beautiful, the scenery is pleasant, the natural environment is excellent, and there is no trace of human destruction or industry.

Simply put - it's the same as outside, so why do I need this manor? I really want human destruction and industrial traces, and I really yearn for the rich materials brought by industrial pollution. If you don't fast forward to the industrial revolution, at least give me a few pigs to raise?

Yes, there are only a few cold options.

1. Investing in a manor seems to allow you to build some vaults, reception rooms, etc. However, they all require a lot of gold coins... and prestige? Faith? What is this? I don't understand, I'll talk about it later.

2. Establish a private guard.

Hmm~~this option.

"What does it mean to establish a private guard?" Levi was stunned for a while, not really understanding what this option meant? "Using prestige points to exchange for soldiers... um... where do these soldiers come from? It doesn't make sense?"

Although it doesn't make sense, prestige soldiers don't make sense in the first place.

"Can you build it for me?"

Well known.

Martian soldiers are a feature of Paradox games, and you can’t miss them. (Note: Martian soldiers are just like Martians who suddenly appear on the map. It refers to a group of soldiers that suddenly appear on the map. The feature of Paradox games is that tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of soldiers suddenly appear. They don’t consume supplies, don’t suffer losses, and kill people like crazy.)

On the "Panel", click the plus sign (person +) next to the assembled little person.

Establish a Retinue: Establish a Tribal Warrior Retinue. This unit is initially empty, but will gradually be replenished to a certain size. Light Infantry: 150; occupies the upper limit of 105 units of the Retinue, creation cost: 25 prestige points; Retinue limit: 800; estimated per

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Monthly cost: 0.02 prestige points.

Combat bonus: Light infantry morale and attack +20%; Light infantry defense +50%

Let me see... I have 1200 Prestige (Fallen) points.

Five teams of guards can be recruited, um... light infantry guards. So Levi clicked on the recruit.

In an instant, there were... 7 more people in front of him.

Maybe they are human? Light infantry, the light infantry of the cold weapon era is of course... light infantry in the true sense. There is basically no armor on them...

No, considering Levi's ethnicity, there was not even a piece of cloth. That was really the traditional sense... naked, without even a piece of cloth around the waist, and the whole body was so clean. There were horns on the head, wings on the back, and a tail behind the buttocks. Some of them even had fangs in their mouths. That's it, this is the image of the devil in the traditional sense that we imagine.

These seven soldiers standing in front of Levi are just like the display interface of all games. They stand there stupidly, doing nothing except making some meaningless poses. They just hold an axe in their right hand and a shield in their left hand, proving that they are soldiers, not here to shoot gay videos.

"..." Levi frowned, and hated himself for not being a universal plug, losing 50% of the fun of this world: "Can you guys put on some?"

Then several soldiers stood still, as if they hadn't heard anything.

"Hey, can't you guys just take a walk?"

After understanding this, the soldiers faithfully carried out Levi's orders and took as many steps as they were told.

"? Will these light infantry only obey my combat orders?" After all, it's normal that the Martian soldiers sent by the system don't have high intelligence values: "Well... Well, anyway, the team is open. Well, although I don't know what to do next. Well, it seems that there is a queen outside who said that her country was destroyed by a group of humans. I only have 7 people... Let me see. It seems that I have to replenish them slowly. It will take 1 month to replenish them all. Is it so slow?"

It’s already very fast.

After all, it was taught by his own father. If combined with the extremely evil system, wouldn't he be able to take off in minutes?

Levi walked around the "manor" for a long time. This space was really full of birdsong, flowers, and gurgling streams - but there was nothing there. He directed a few naked demons to chase a rabbit for a long time. The demons who seemed to refuse to obey any instructions except the killing order did not barbecue, and of course did not participate in the work and distribution activities.

Levi, the leader, spent a lot of effort directing the work of several footmen. However, Levi has already reflected on themselves for these footmen, who did not work well and did not participate in the BBQ organized by the leader. They should just spend some effort to eat the rabbits they hunted.

After eating half a rabbit without salt, Levi would not have been able to eat so much if he was not really hungry. Suddenly, he thought again... It seemed that there was another queen with long ears outside who was hungry and seemed to have fainted from hunger.