"Forget it, forget it, it's just a joke, it's just a joke. Hey, parents are just external things." You see Ah Fu is very free and easy, and he didn't remember how he almost ran naked all the way back to England to cry when he heard that his parents were in trouble. The prince blew his nose openly, without any feminine affectation: "Hey, Avi - I never thought you were strong to this extent! Good brother, how can I thank you? Anyway, what do you want? You tell me! Really, you just want me..."
"Can you be normal?"
"? You don't want my wife, do you? - I have to go back and ask her opinion."
"Bang!" Levi kicked the other person on the butt.
"Hiss! Are you anxious? - My two sons are still waiting to carry on the family line. Well... my father, mother and aunt are..."
This plot is based on Ao Tofu's "Toyota no Subordinate Era".
"..." Levi pondered for a moment, then narrowed his eyes and asked, "I have always been good-tempered over the years. I can say that I am one of the best demons. But after all, I am a demon. You always try so hard to tempt me to return to my original demonic character. Do you think I am easy to bully?"
"Eh? Why do you say that, Avi?"
"That day I really turned into a devil again." Levi snorted and looked Ah Fu up and down. He said in a Japanese way: "I guess you are going to be..."
The following are all heavy-mouthed gameplay.
After only a hundred words, Ah Fu knelt down and begged for mercy with a livid face: "I was wrong - can we not cut off the hands and feet? How about cutting off the hands and feet - how about the nails?"
"Is this the point? I'm just telling you not to play with fire on the devil!" Levi waved his hand in boredom and said, "Good brother, keep going. If you can't, just wait to die! - Oh, by the way, I do need your help recently."
"Yeah, go ahead!" The previous incident was forgotten. Let's not talk about it anymore - although it was perverted, it wasn't that serious. Although...
Ah Fu has always been played in such a heavy way in the book. Come on, Ah Fu! If you don't NTR others, you will be NTR'd by others! If you don't pout others, you will be pouted in all kinds of heavy ways! If you take the initiative to be a minotaur, your bottom can be more than ten inches! If you are a minotaur, then it is estimated that your bottom will not even be an inch bare-headed photo.
"How many soldiers do you have?"
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"About three thousand five, what's the matter?"
"? So little?"
"...Not everyone is as perverted as you! I have 3,500 men under my command, which is a lot! And I often train my men, and they are all real tough guys!"
"Tsk, come on, no matter how small an ant is, it's still meat - bring your people to help, we're going to fight."
"I know, I know!—Your report says there are a great many pagans in the north of Britain, a hundred thousand of them..."
"No." Levi shook his head slightly and said, "The situation is a little different this time... Alas. A hemp rope always breaks at the thinnest part, and misfortune only finds the unfortunate. A green hat is only three centimeters long, and a time traveler only finds an orphanage - this kind of thing is normal, right? - We have encountered this problem."
Levi spread his hands and said calmly: "First of all, the enemy should not be an army of 100,000 drow elves - but an army of more than 100,000 drow elves."
"...? Hundreds of thousands?"
"I don't know, anyway, there are tens of thousands of them, and I am still sending the most professional male intelligence agents to conduct espionage." It is very likely that they will never return, so Levi let all the passers-by do it. As for the beautiful girl Taimanin? Ah, they all stayed at home to work as FBI, and the other ugly ones went to work as CIA.
"That's fine... Xia Lulu will lead the troops back to rescue us soon..."
"Don't be happy too soon, the truth is this." Levi sighed again, "According to reliable information, a large invading army crossed the sea from a continent further west that we don't know about yet. The first wave had about 100,000 people, and there will be a second wave, a third wave, and even more to come."
"...?!?!? Huh? What did you say?"
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Sunset Invasion!
In fact, if the Sunset Invasion had taken place during the Roman Empire, it would have been quite interesting to watch. More than a dozen legions would have taken turns to go into battle and recruit a large number of reserve troops, with hundreds of thousands of people from both sides fighting on the west coast of Europe. That would have been quite something to watch.
Now? It’s perfect now… Is it too late to bring the whole family together?
"? Hundreds of thousands of people? The two groups of pagans on the other side have three hundred thousand combined?! There should be another three hundred thousand following?!"
The young emperor's eyes were as solemn as the first time he was stabbed. A height of 1.76 meters vs. 36.78 centimeters, that does require some courage.
Whether there are 200,000 people on our side is a problem, and what about the consumption of years of war? What about other tribes, pagans, or brothers who are ready to make a move? What about internal friction?
Do you really think that everyone has strong faith and can remain steadfast even in the face of the crisis of national destruction?
Didn't we see that after the Greens came, all the Christians (Orthodox) in the Balkans committed seppuku to show their determination? When a certain red line is reached, it is inevitable that a large number of traitors will appear. Of course... the Greens (especially the Ottomans)'s relatively "tolerant" policy in the early days of conquest is also the reason for the emergence of a large number of venture capitalists.
Levi had reason to believe that these people who were particularly fond of living sacrifices should not be so tolerant.
...Who knows.
Even if there is none, I guess there are a lot of people who are happy to welcome the king's army ashore. Hey, pretend to change your faith, and regret it later.
"So, what do we do now?"
A few days later, Emperor Xia Lulu returned to the capital (Aachen) with his troops, and he himself came to Brittany for consultation. Originally, the first stop was to see how many soldiers Levi had, so that he could make the next defense. He asked his men to go back and rest for a month and then rush back to gather, but later he found that it was not the case.
Damn it, how did things turn out like this!
"The heretics have a total of 300,000 troops?"
"Yeah." Levi summed it up with the words of a tactical master who was 30 years ahead of the world in tactics: "It's all good."
233 Two tigers eating, driving a tiger to eat a wolf, touching a tiger's butt, you can't get a tiger cub without entering the tiger's den!
Xia Lulu came, followed by five or six other Templar Knights besides Ah Fu.
As soon as Levi uttered these words, someone on the other side wanted to reveal his light blade - was this demon planning to rebel?
Is this guy Levi going to vote? The young emperor thought about Levi's composition problem, and then summed it up: "Avi, listen, you can't vote?"
"? Surrender? Surrender to what? ... Surrender to heresy? Stop it, I am a serious Catholic believer, and I am also your loyal subject." Levi patted the shoulder of the young emperor in front of him and said: "There is only one sun in the sky, and there is only one Xia Lulu in my heart."
"Don't... don't do that..." If this isn't an act of loyalty, then these cheesy love words are too corny. The beautiful girl blushed. After all, after being feminized, she was a complete Toosaka Rin face - forget it, forget it: "Ahem! Then what did you mean by the more heretics the better?"
"Ah, this is easy." Anyone who has read the Romance of the Three Kingdoms knows that there is no need to turn to the Records of the Three Kingdoms: "This is a story of two tigers fighting each other!"
"Speak human language." It was obvious that the other party was no longer buying into this. Xia Lulu seemed to have figured something out, thinking: "Two tigers fighting each other? This..."
"Not bad." Levi nodded.
"You mean there are two super powerful divine tigers that can join our army?
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Beasts help us fight? And the more people there are on the other side, the more likely it is that we will be able to summon divine beasts?"
"...No!" Levi wondered what the other party would say after she turned into a woman... Alas, "These two heresies are not subordinate to each other, and they are also heretics to each other! They are both sharpening their teeth and bleeding, killing people like flies! They are like tigers, each with more than 100,000 people! But there is no room for two tigers in one mountain, and Europe cannot accommodate so many cults."
So in the end, there was only one left among the Gu breeders, and in the end, everything went wrong in history.
"The more intense the fight between the two cultists, the greater our chances of winning in the end!" Levi made a beheading gesture: "If one of them is going to win, we have to help the loser! If one of them is going to lose, we have to fight the winner! We have to instigate a fight between them first! - So, we have to pay more!"
"……what?"
The Templars were all stunned, mainly because of the few extras that often appeared. There were licensed charlatans, shaman dancers, streakers, and lovers. In short, everyone thought Levi's last sentence was very strange.
"This is called the strategy of driving the tiger to devour the wolf."
"Oh, I understand." Xia Lulu immediately drew inferences from her experience. After getting rid of the rigid thinking of European superstition, Xia Lulu's smart IQ regained the upper hand: "You mean to say, incite one side to fight the other side?"
"Not bad." Li Wei nodded, revealing a warm smile like Chun Shisan Niang: "Oh, this young man is teachable."
"..." Although he got the other party's approval, he was a little angry: "Since you said so, do you have any specific solution?"
"Yes, be careful that the other party will join forces, so - showing weakness is inevitable." Li Wei waved his hand and said, "Take out all the money you have and pool it together to send to the two families."
"How is this possible!" I just listened to your nonsense and thought it was a monkey show. Now you really want money. Archbishop Tobin exploded instantly: "Giving money to heretics, bah!"
"Clap, clap, clap." Levi immediately clapped his hands. He had nothing to say to this fanatic whose brains were made of muscles. "Lord Tobin is truly a man of high moral integrity. One cannot help but admire him immensely! It is indeed me who is too vulgar and only wants to show weakness with money. Since Lord Bishop Tobin is so powerful and unwilling to bow, how about this? I will personally pay a little bit of money and send you 10,000 troops - you take your troops and my 10,000 troops across the sea to fight it out there?"
"!!!" Didn't you ask me to deliver it? "Do you think I don't dare?"
"Come here - mobilize 10,000 troops, arrange ships and supplies, and send Lord Tobin on his way!" Really, send you on your way.
"Okay, stop arguing!" The power of cooking is much stronger than that of the little quilt (the quilt king Altria). Xia Lulu kicked Levi on the butt and punched Tobin in the chest. The two took several steps back together: "Noisy, noisy, noisy all day long! If you have the guts, all of you should cross the sea and send it! Send, send, send, you only know how to send! Otherwise, just hang up! We can win!"
Look, he's angry.
"I'm sorry, Carl, that's not what I meant..."
"Xia Lulu, don't be angry..."
"Hmph, get out of the way! - You don't have to get out for now, get out later!" The emperor was full of energy and grabbed Levi's shoulders. This force was much stronger than the fancy Levi: "Tell me about the money - it is well known that you have the most money, so does that mean you have to pay the highest proportion?"
I am here to be Heshen.
I'm not here to be Tao Zhugong, and even less to be the fucking Shen Wansan!
"Well, it's a bit of a bummer. It's just a good opportunity for me to disband the assembled army first, so I can save a lot of money."
"You can disband the army. Brittany is closest to the English Channel anyway. If anything goes wrong, you will be the first to die."
"!!!" As expected of an emperor who can play the King and Caesar on the same level as each other on the playing card, he has learned to block both ends! "Anyway, I have no money left to recruit troops."
"Everyone has mobilized the peasants and soldiers. We have paid a lot for the conquest of Italy. But now an armistice agreement has been signed, whether it is with the Papal States or Byzantium. Oh, by the way, can I use the matter of Byzantium as an introduction to blackmail them? After all, the Vikings can take a ship to Eastern Europe (really, they can, the ancestors of land navigation) to plunder. I believe those corrupt emperors should be afraid, right? If you don't pay me, I will let the pagans plunder in Eastern Europe!"
"! You have a good economic sense?" Levi had never thought of this method: "Indeed, you can hire an army of the enemy to sail to the vicinity of Byzantium to scare them. They will surrender."
"That's right, but...how do I hire them?"
"I have captured a prisoner." Levi said with a bright smile, "The Aztecs, or the heretics far away. You can come and see."
"? Bring it up and let me see." Xia Lulu seemed very interested as well, and everyone present was also very interested.
Among them, Prince Afu of Britain said: "You said that this Aztec Empire is an empire far to the west that we cannot see. The great empire on the sea, could it be the legendary... Atlantis?"
Although the legend of the 12 Templars would not be written until 400 years after Xia Lulu G, in the 12th century, and at the beginning it was mainly to sort out a French native IP that was against the King Arthur IP, and it could also be against the Saxons and Saracens (green).
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Dry!
However, these characters already have well-developed personalities relative to the times, not to mention that they have been continuously recreated over the hundreds of years.
"It's possible. This style is very similar." Malajiji, a magician who is also well versed in "history", affirmed. He immediately thought of another thing: "In the past, ancient Egypt suffered an invasion from the [Sea Peoples]. Some people suspected that it was the Atlanteans - could it be these people?"
No, probably not.
"Probably not." Levi shook his head and said, "They are not from the continent of Atlantis - that thing is originally a fiction in The Republic."
As to whether "The Republic" is a fictitious work, let's not discuss it for now.
Levi's thinking is based on preconceived ideas and empiricism - after all, it's a hentai anime, so what's impossible?
"They came from another continent. According to legend, a small group of Vikings arrived in Iceland. They met some people from Iceland to the west. These people learned how to make ships based on the Vikings' ships, and they actually made huge ships! Following the old path of the Vikings, they came from the west to our place - a place they call the Land of the Rising Sun."
"???"
"No matter what, pull that black-skinned female devil up here for you to see."
234 Sunset Invasion, Dragon's Fury, Exiled Sisters, Mongol Invasion!
"Hail! Hail! Long live Princess Trasolite!"
"Long live!"
The girl held her head, which was covered with gold ornaments, high and proud, and sat on her golden throne with disdain. She took a piece of pineapple and took a sip, then threw it to the slave kneeling beside her. She put her feet on the head of a female slave, stroked a little jaguar cub in her hand, and laughed unruly to avoid offending the many Aztecs who were kneeling to her.
"Hey Hey……"
The dark-skinned girl's name is... It's a long name, so I'll call her Terra for short. This particularly lame Princess Terra was lying on a ragged blanket on the prison floor, drooling. She was also making silly sounds, and it was obvious that she was having a sweet dream.
"Wow!"
Suddenly my soul was trembling and my spirit was moving, I woke up with a start and sighed. I only felt that the pillow and bed at that time were gone, and the mist and haze I had always felt were gone.
Terra looked up in a trance and looked at the surrounding scenery. Where was the scenery of his hometown? There were rammed earth walls on all sides, a street stall, and a feces bucket in the corner that was breeding bacteria.
Terra wanted to cry, but she held it back. She lowered her head. The weight of the jewelry on her body was heavier than the most gorgeous gold jewelry in the past! She stood up, sniffed, and began to pick up the torn blanket under her.
This is what I use to make a living. Even with such a thin piece of paper, I can feel the biting coldness.
As an Aztec princess, she had planned to conquer the New World and become a king like her brothers. But the result... didn't seem to be as she wished. Now, she is basically a prisoner, not to mention the king.
"Wuwuwu..." He tried hard to hold back his tears. What had he done wrong? He had brought fire to backward civilizations, faith to primitive religions, lights to barbarians, found owners for ownerless lands, and brought peace to lazy slaves! - Wuwuwu, what had he done wrong?
"Hey! Is the person inside still alive?!"
"Huh!!!!!"
Suddenly, the door of her boudoir (prison) was kicked hard, and the wooden fence made a dull sound. Outside the door stood a few ferocious female soldiers.
"I am... I am... I am..."
I don't know what the other party gave me to eat (translated as konjac jelly), anyway, now I don't need to learn foreign languages and it is easier to understand what the other party said. Princess Terra lowered her head cautiously and didn't dare to speak.
"Come with me if you're still alive - you two, lock her up! The master and the king want to see her... She stinks! Hurry up and get some water to wipe her off! How can she see the master when she stinks? And she's not wearing any clothes, you're such a barbarian -"
You are the barbarians! "Huh? Yeah! It's so cool!"
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