Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

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It's really awkward." Li Wei covered his head with a look of discomfort. In fact, it's not just the chief financial officer, the chief administrative officer and the like. There are many small officials in the local area. The main problem-solving meeting is the imperial meeting - big meeting, small meeting, consultation meeting. The Privy Council's big and small meetings, etc.

"I have so many meetings to attend, what do I need you for? Modify, modify, modify - it just so happens that this maid palace has been repaired." Levi looked at the floor plan of the maid palace, pointed to the west side of the palace and said: "Here, I remember there are dozens of rooms, right?"

"Oh, yes. I remember there were dozens of rooms and halls over there. Over here..."

"From now on, we will hold meetings here and not go back to the city." It was still five kilometers away from the city: "From now on, all meetings will be held here. Let the maid clean up and move all the office locations here."

"Uh... OK, I'll go right away..."

"Besides, I don't plan to deal with so many things anymore." It's enough to have money, soldiers and power, why do you need so many things? Big and small things are pushed to me: "I plan to divide it into several departments, the Organization Department, which manages the promotion and punishment of officials; the Ministry of Finance, as the name suggests, manages money; the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, which manages diplomacy and domestic etiquette issues; the Ministry of National Defense, which manages war; the Ministry of Justice, which manages law; the Ministry of Industry, which manages industry - professional issues should be left to professionals, and they should be solved by themselves. If you really can't solve it, come to me! I don't want to hold 18 imperial meetings anymore. You bother me every day. I'm done!"

Since Levi had gathered 20 people in his own little piece of land, and there were many refugees, farmers, displaced people, or Nordic people running into his territory, occupying the unowned land and either colluding with or fighting with the local nobles, things naturally became more and more troublesome day by day, and it was extremely annoying, and the bandit suppression was in vain!

"…I don't have much say in this matter. I suggest we hold a meeting to resolve it?"

"How can I discuss such an important matter with everyone? - Don't I think you are reliable?"

"..." Millicent visibly took a step back: "You don't need to trust me. I feel that my ability is indeed insufficient..."

Oh, yes, when she was managing the kindergarten, she took over the Taimanin around her - Millicent almost had a mental breakdown.

"Then let's gather the important people together." The Qing Dynasty had the Grand Council, the Ming Dynasty had the Cabinet, and the Song Dynasty had the Privy Council. Of course, none of the other agencies had as much power as the Grand Council, because the Grand Council was a Qing-specific tool for authoritarianism, which Yongzheng used specifically to deal with disobedient ministers: "Then... let the few closest to me come together and set up a military secrets handling unit. You come too, and we'll hold a meeting together to set up six departments... Oh, by the way, call Olika as well."

"I am puzzled, my dear master." Millicent's voice was still as calm as ever, but the Nordic Valkyrie was a little confused: "What are your feelings towards Queen Orica? I always thought you were enslaving her. Are you ruling her?"

"I don't like what you said - look how nice she is to me now." Levi spread his hands and said, "What if I tie her up, crush her, throw her self-esteem into the abyss, and scatter the ashes of her self-esteem into the sea? Her soul, which has real feelings and thoughts as an elf queen, would have escaped long ago. She would resist, she would run away, she would completely cease to exist. I still like people with flesh and blood. So, I want to give Olika the right and let her become a real queen."

"..." Millicent was a little shocked, but... "Master, you don't actually want to work, right?"

"You still have a lot to learn, Millicent."

223 Unspeakable

can't read.

Livy's perverse and demonic behavior is really incomprehensible. Of course, in the eighth century AD, believing in heresy was not a big deal. The "heresy" in Eastern Europe would not be completely "purified" until the invasion of the Northern Crusaders in the twelfth century.

Throughout European history, whether in ancient or modern times, the mainstream is to praise the Father and the Brother, but in private, it is just like a Buddhist worshipping Guan Gong. Most people believe in some weird things, such as the devil of wealth, the devil of lust, the devil of revenge, etc. Where there is demand, there is supply, so after Levi, a great demon, believed in Christ, he didn't have much trouble.

It's just a demon, isn't it?

However, Levi now appointed a large number of officials to replace the feudal landlords, which was simply shameless.

It shakes the basic social contract! This is simply...

never mind.

The total population of the country was originally 200,000, and now the Principality of Anjou has added another 200,000 people. Levi's guards also increased accordingly. The final result was less than 400,000 people, supporting less than 70,000 standing troops.

Ah, yes, if you have this ratio of troops to population in a mere northwestern region of France, whether it is extortion or debauchery - even if you grant the right of virginity... no, even if you grant the right of virginity to men, I guess all the local men, young and old, will have to wait for you.

So vicious, so hardcore!

Otherwise, Levi was "doing nothing" on the basis of his rule here, but on the other side he was respected by almost everyone in the country - the reason was very simple, if a real fight broke out, it was hard to say who would win.

Generally speaking, it is normal for one soldier to be sent out from a hundred people. It is normal for the country of the rising sun to have a population of more than 25 million and to have sent out 1.3 million soldiers in one go.

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To prepare an army is equivalent to one soldier out of every twenty people, which is a synonym for militarism. The population of this dynasty is 14 e, but only 230 w, and people can support one soldier, and the economy is one of the best in the world. This is absolutely peace-loving.

So, when Levi had four people to support one soldier, it was no longer a war of aggression.

This is the magic time.

So-called magic is mysticism. So-called mysticism means that you may have felt that it is a scam, but it seems to be true - this is why mysticism is always misunderstood as a scam.

In a sense, mysticism is a bold hypothesis, but if this bold hypothesis can be falsified, it is science. If it cannot be falsified for the time being, then it is a scam for the time being.

It was obvious that Levi was now using the Qqun: 543659 三89 truth to fool people. The effect of that fooling was not to say that it was earth-shattering, but at least it made people dare not move. A soldier looked at four civilians, more than of whom were concentrated in the same city. It was impossible not to dare to move. Anyone who dared to move would have demonstrated the unbearable weight of mortals.

In the Middle Ages, the unbearable weight for a mortal was the weight of his body minus the weight of his head - no, not beheading, but hanging. In Europe, being hanged like a wild dog was a humiliation, which is why we often say "Hang the capitalists on the street lamp."

"Ah, this time it's much more comfortable."

Levi really felt much more comfortable this time. He drank court wine and ate court food, which was really nutritious. In the whole Europe, only the Byzantine emperor could compete with him in terms of population. In fact, in terms of quality of life, he might not be as good as him.

"Master, this is the list that the six departments sent today..."

Looking at the stack of documents that was only one meter thick, Li Wei was not panicked at all. It was only 11:59 now, and it was still the morning stage. There was still the whole afternoon and afternoon, and everything before midnight was today, so why are you worried?

"Put it aside. I'll take a look later." How can a small place like this be Yongzheng? Is it interesting to work yourself to death? Besides, Yongzheng was poor. I have so much money and leisure time. Why should I work myself to death? "Anything else?"

Levi asked with ease.

"Um... can you come down from up there?" The Centaur, Miss Achuan, called out from below, "We won't force you to go to work anymore?"

"You sign a document!!!" Li Wei sat on the five-meter diving board next to the swimming pool, pointing down and yelling, "You have no credibility!"

"..." I don't know who doesn't go to work every day and has no credibility: "Let's sign a document! Come down!"

Levi couldn't swim, so if he jumped from the platform onto the ground, he would easily break his bones, and if he jumped into the water, he would easily choke to death. Slowly, he climbed down the ladder from the five-meter platform.

"Really." After Levi climbed down the ladder, he was immediately surrounded by a group of maids. The feeling was like a classic replica of the Xuanwu Gate Honnoji Temple: "If there's nothing else, I'll go lie down first..."

"Did you build such a huge manor castle just to sleep?" July 14th, French Bastille Day.

But now is the summer swimsuit event, so Levi has opened the curfew. It is an open secret that Levi is vigorously promoting "fitting clothes" in the social level. Skirts must not be lower than the knees, and the chest opening must not show the cleavage. But in Levi's own manor, basically as long as Levi turns a blind eye, things will be much easier.

For example, there are swimsuit events every summer. You can dress however you want when you swim in the pool. As long as you don't wear body paint or band-aids, no one will care.

This is the case right now, the girls-only pool is very... SAO (Sword Art Online).

For example, this Queen Orika is wearing something very… in line with the characteristics of elf culture. It’s been a long time since I had the opportunity to dress like this. I only have the opportunity to dress so elegantly during the swimsuit event once a year.

"Yes, you are right." Levi turned around and glanced at the other party. How could they feel as an old couple? "If you dare to come over here again, I will be rude to you!"

"..." Olika took a decisive step back. The other person was the type who would do what he said, but he fell down at the touch of a finger. It was not his fault, it was because everyone was like that. We were all the same, so I didn't care: "Tsk, I just think you can't go on like this..."

"It's best for me to do nothing right now. Otherwise, what do you think I should do? - No matter what I do now, it will be over-interpreted! My life of feasting and drinking will not be suspected, at most I will be regarded as a fallen demon. Otherwise, if I send troops to someone now, I will probably be attacked by everyone."

The threat value is too high, so how can you lower your threat value?

1. Failure in war; 2. Cession of territory; 3. Public humiliation.

Levi felt that he couldn't do this kind of thing!

How could I do something that would bring shame to my country?

A group of girls dressed so slutty were playing in the water behind them, but Levi was not that impressed. After all, it had been like this for the past two years, and it would be boring without some fancy tricks - this year the main players were maids, and they had to remember to wear an apron and high heels when they went into the water.

"Huh, I've seen all this stuff." Just like the people in the group who said they would never go to work and brag to each other, but for the sake of money they still go to work honestly.

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After a quick read, Levi found that parchment had been used again and again, and he couldn't remember how to make paper, otherwise it would have been a groundbreaking development.

The girls were playing outside, and Levi in ​​the office finally got off work after working for three hours.

"I didn't expect you to be so hardworking."

"Who!" Levi was startled and looked back. After recognizing who it was, he said with relief: "Oh, it's you? - Why, how did you get in?"

"...I am the Lord God. Of course I can break through the layers of barriers and come in easily." My father-in-law came more and more frequently. "I am having a lot of fun here, but I didn't expect you to be so good to my daughter - this should be the most magnificent and beautiful castle in the world, right? And you gave all this to my daughter?... Emmmm, mortal, how about we discuss it. I can do everything my daughter can do. Build an altar for me. It doesn't have to be this big, just about the right size will do - I..."

That's the case on the CK2 map, but not on the EU4 map.

"You are really shameless to the extreme, aren't you? You even want to steal my daughter's man? And he's a man..."

"Hey, how can you assume my gender?" You see, this one is very correct: "I am now a genuine woman! I can be (silenced) and give birth to children. If I have a child with a mortal, it will be a demigod. If I have a child with a demon, it will probably become some kind of banned product."

This father-in-law (mother-in-law) futa is the real deal, and is one of the few people who stands at the top of the world in terms of appearance.

"I really don't want to be with..."

"I know you're anxious, but don't worry - I'm here to give you a gift, right? Come, come, take a look." Futa's father-in-law showed off some of his treasures and said, "I'm giving you the Elf's treasure, the 'Seven Fragrances Luxury Car'. It's the car I took when Zeus, Ra, and Yawe held a meeting. It's a relic of time and space drifting, and it can move by itself without human or animal power."

Levi took a look...a balance bike?

"The second treasure is the sobering felt. It can sober you up instantly. It is also a time-space drifter. The third treasure is the self-playing machine. It contains 5436 short songs and 9389 long songs."

Li Wei took a look and found that the second one was a rocking chair which for some reason could sober him up; the third one was an MP3 player, but after opening it, he found that the sound was already unclear.

"I will give you ten more beautiful elves..."

"I don't need it. I have your daughter as my elf, which is enough for me." She will give it to me automatically. I am not in a hurry: "What are you going to do?"

"Uh... it's like this. Uh, the dark elves have nothing to do with me, you know?"

"? How is it okay? It's not you who abandoned me after having sex with me..."

"That woman wants to kill me! Am I the only one left to be killed?"

"? You want to mess with your own daughter, so it's wrong for her to kill you?"

"I've already said it's a misunderstanding!... It should be a misunderstanding! In short - if the black ones are willing to believe in me, I will of course accept it, but their death has nothing to do with me."

"What on earth are you going to say?"

"...Drow, one of the three families has run into trouble. Britain is experiencing unprecedented chaos. Uh... I'm just giving you a heads up, so you should be careful. Probably, probably. I feel there may be 10 to 20 troops coming to cause trouble for you. Uh, I've finished what I'm saying, and then... Ah hey!"

Grabbed the futa father-in-law's high golden ponytail.

"What did you say?! Say it again!?"

"Ding, ding, ding - I'm coming in. Levi, are you really not going to come out and play? There are so many little ones..." Olika pushed the door and came in, and then saw her beautiful young husband pressing down her futa father in an indescribable way.

224 Ethics is more

If you say that the scene in front of you is very normal, it only means that you have been corrupted by Slaanesh.

But it's quite normal.

Look: one is a beautiful demon boy who can call on the evil power of demons to build luxurious palaces at will, and has a great influence in both the secular world and the mysterious world; the other is the elven god who is not as good as Slaanesh, but better than Slaanesh, a super perfect creature futa.

As one of the most powerful elf queens in the secular world, Olika can only be considered a demigod because of her mother's evil fall (the evil god is also a god, so it's okay to be considered a whole god). Her beauty is also second to none, otherwise she wouldn't be taken advantage of by countless mercenaries when she was weak - because there are always licking dogs, and it's easy to get into trouble if you can't get licked.

However, this character, who was so beautiful that she could be crushed in the arms and melted in the mouth, was now lying at the door, watching her handsome young husband vs. her handsome young father.

Her beautiful father showed an expression on his face that she had never seen before.

Ah, this... emmm... everyone has seen this plot, right?

Basically, a certain maternal character is being violently assaulted, and sees her daughter/son standing behind the door. After showing this expression, she will basically say the most clichéd sentence, "Don't look at me." The advanced version is "Don't look at me like this." The next frame will usually give a very large close-up, which may take up about one to half a page, and basically there are two stages: "I am so happy" and "I am so happy." If it is an animation, during this super-explosive stage, the maternal character will say "Ah"

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It can last for ten to thirty seconds. If it is shot by some crazy director, he can even change the angle to let you.

Sometimes I really feel that CV is not easy at all. Regardless of whether it is shameful or not, when you have nothing to do, find a corner and scream by yourself for half a minute [ah~↑~↓~] and try it - there are not many people who can sing Qinghai-Tibet Plateau in KTV.

If there is a girl behind the door, it is probably a very conservative mother-daughter relationship; if there is a boy behind the door, it is hard to say. Of course, due to different tastes, I believe that some old people have seen it, and some young friends have not been poisoned. This kind of daughter standing outside the door and being violently raped inside the door is a father who is like a beautiful girl.

There are many literary works of this kind, but the plots are almost the same. I'll see if there are any works like "Zuren...Sisters...Fall..." by Chijoku An, or "Houjou no Reizoku Elf" by Aodouhu, which all tell similar stories. If it's about brothers, then there's "Brothers Ichiso..." by Ama no Kazuraya.

In short, a single piece of evidence is not enough to prove a case, but multiple pieces of evidence are enough to prove a case! This only shows that when humans explore unknown areas, they still have all kinds of emotions and encounter all kinds of situations.

In short, now Olika saw her beautiful father outside the door, being pulled by her handsome husband's golden ponytail, with a look on his face that "she had never seen on her beautiful and dignified father's face, a depraved expression like a pig..."

This is how it is generally described, 10 out of 9 books say this, and I don’t know if these people use any writing software.

"Oh?"

Olika was different. She suddenly stopped at this moment. She had to look at things comprehensively. Basically, she trusted Levi more in the moral field. It was not because of any other reason, but mainly because: Levi's moral sentiment was much higher than that of all her family members combined.

Alas, life is not easy, the queen sighed - although she was reluctant to admit it, this was the fact. Levi's education over the years (being a teacher) was not in vain. Not to mention turning the person next to her into a TG fighter, at least he turned her into a materialist fighter - objectivity is objectivity.

Considering that Levi's moral sentiment is higher than that of his family, and Levi seems to have always been dismissive of his father. Even if he wants to ease the conflict, it will be thankless - if his beautiful girl futa father is unconsciously ahegao.

That's your futa dad's business, what does it have to do with your husband?

Didn’t you see that your handsome young husband actually had a look of disgust on his face and was even grabbing his hair in anger?

That's obviously not XP. At least Olika has been observing the other party for so many years. How could he not know where the other party's XP is? If the other party really has feelings, he will not use this expression.

All of this was observed by Olika in less than 0.1 seconds, and then she made a judgment: her beautiful girl father was immoral, and her beautiful boy husband was very righteous.

Ok, it’s worth my years of PUAing you.

"Oh...Olika? Wait, listen to my explanation..." Levi saw Olika push the door open, and when he entered the door, he saw himself pressing the other person's father, the violent Hongru preparatory posture - that was really yellow mud falling on the crotch, it was either shi or shi! He was careless. He was this age, and the other person looked that age. There are those who can talk but don't listen, and they can't wash themselves clean even if they jump into the Yellow River!

Whether it is the futa beautiful girl's father or her own beautiful boy husband, they all look at her with an exaggerated expression. The only difference is that one exaggeration is ahegao, and the other is facial expression.

Putting these two together is just funny - weird, isn't it? If you have 18 beautiful girls doing ahegao together, as long as one of them shows facial expressions, it is a funny comic, at most an adult funny comic. So if you are lucky enough to become a beautiful girl in your next life, and are lucky enough to be captured and filmed in a heavy-mouthed AV to sell for money, then at the last moment you just need to keep making funny movements and expressions - I will destroy your surplus value from me even if I die!

"Oh, you explain." Olika walked calmly to the side of the chair and grabbed a basket of fruit. She ate the melon with interest, watching her father being violently beaten by her husband Hongru with a look of watching a show: "Please continue."