Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

And then it became more than just awkward.

205 Lu Xialulu So

Ethical jokes are always the funniest. Why? Because laughter has only two meanings in psychology: 1. ridicule; 2. recognition.

When you see a Japanese soldier being hanged, you laugh at him; when you see children playing, you smile with kind approval.

But there is a hell joke, saying "You took a bullet for me, just like a six-year-old kid in America." - This hell joke is a double compound joke mixed with ridicule and recognition. As long as you laugh, it means that you are both laughing at this kind of thing that shouldn't happen, and agreeing that this kind of thing will indeed happen in the great United States.

The same goes for ethical jokes, which are mostly treated as jokes.

In a few cases, people would agree that this is the protagonist of the joke.

But be careful when you laugh, after all, life is unpredictable.

Who knows, someday the big intestine will wrap the small intestine...

"My mother loves you too - our whole family loves you very much." The bitter wine went down my throat and made my heart ache.

Levi looked at the other person with a confused expression and a bitter smile - but apart from the gay atmosphere, the other person didn't seem to take it to heart.

I must have a vicious heart! That's why I think the other person's "love" means mating - in fact, love is meaningful in a country where "love" is not often said. In a culture where "love" is often used, love has no meaning. It is just a simple expression of liking.

"Of course, I can feel that you love us." Xia Lulu drank another glass of wine, and she felt that there was no problem of having sex after drinking. She just said it cheerfully: "You have given so much for me, and for my mother. Alas... I don't know how to start."

"? Uh, what's going on?"

"I have decided to divorce Pachetta."

"No." You just heard about this today and you're making this decision with me? "Would you like to think about it again? Of course, this is your choice and I won't stop you, but - think about it, she's your wife who has been with you through thick and thin."

"...No, we haven't kissed for a long time. Probably since I met you." You see, what he said was very... "So it's even more impossible to have a child."

...There's a lot of information in here.

Do you know how to have a baby? Even elementary school students don't believe that kissing can give birth to a baby, let alone a teenager giving birth to a baby.

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Ancient times...wait? Is your eldest son yours?

"Is that so?" Levi said awkwardly, and both sides were silent for about five seconds. Levi changed the subject again: "Didn't you just say you had something to talk to me about?"

"Yes, Pachetta, I want to divorce her, but we are still husband and wife." Look at her determination: "I plan to give her 12 castles and 50 villages along the Italian coast as compensation."

"..."

I tell you, if I wasn't a duke, I would just be a teacher. Now I'm f*cking kneeling down to beg you... Ah, morality is so low! That's the ownership of the land and the untouchables on the land - just because you act like a decent person now doesn't mean you are actually a good person. Just because you act like a decent person in front of others doesn't mean you are really a good person.

"So, other than that, I won't stop Pajeta from remarrying..." After saying this, she glanced at Levi and said, "No matter who she's with."

"...Wait a minute." After hearing this, Li Wei really felt that if he didn't say a few words about the relationship, he would just eat dumplings with soy sauce - there would be no place for jealousy: "Xia Lulu, I never lay a hand on other people's wives, never! I..."

"Oh?" At this point, the handsome boy suddenly revealed a playful smile in his tired expression: "Then my mother's side..."

“…Ahem, this isn’t…” Levi felt a little guilty.

When I first came here, I really couldn't control anything.

Besides, the other party’s portrait is the adult version of Toosaka Rin—and her breasts are much bigger than the original!

"This is to help take care of the orphans and widows..."

"Anyway... Actually, that's it. Oh, by the way, there's something I need to tell you first - dear, your reward territory is ready."

...If it weren't for these territories, your word "dear" would have gone beyond the scope.

"Oh?"

"Count Anjou, I will give this place to you. There are my direct territories here, as well as some other people's territories - I will move them away." Only a strong lord can move vassals. Xia Lulu continued: "Considering that Pagetta is not the eldest daughter, there are male heirs in my father-in-law's family. So I can divide the territory given to Pagetta to the Italian border, near Marseille. Or... in the Normandy region."

"Ok?"

"I gave her the territory in Italy because I hope someone can help her look after it. But if her father and brother come to take it away, I have no reason to intervene. So I'll just leave it to you to take care of. I gave Pajeta's divorce compensation territory in Normandy. Please take time to help take care of it."

"...No! I have to take care of this!" Li Wei slapped his face: "I think you should find someone else."

But I want the Duchy of Anjou.

"Actually... Actually it's like this. Can I send both of my ex-wives to Brittany temporarily? I'm afraid my mother will be unhappy, so..."

"? Xia Lulu, Xia Lulu, should I say that you are a mama's boy to the extreme or... free and easy?

I have heard of a writer named Camus. He and his wife were really free and easy. Not only did he not care about his spouse cheating, he even came back to describe it. The most important thing is that they can "stay together forever" - should we say that you are free and easy, that you live a happy life, or that this is just a habit?

Camus thought that his wife was a stumbling block and his children were small stumbling blocks.

Of course, many people think so. So if you think children are a stumbling block, don’t have them; if you think your wife is a stumbling block, don’t marry her. If you still think so after you get married, then you are in a “besieged city”!

Ah! By the way, Camus seems to be French. Xia Lulu is also French - are you two genetically related?

"In short - I have desires as well!" Suddenly, the beautiful boy opposite stood up.

Levi stood up as well—and took a step back.

"? What do you want to do?"

"I want to express my determination." Xia Lulu made several gestures to express her certainty, affirmation, determination and resolution: "I am the Lord of the Franks! I am the Emperor of the Romans! - Now, what I have to do must be... cold and ruthless!"

"?"

Huh? So serious all of a sudden?

"So in some things, I am selfish! Everything has pushed me to this point, but it is also the selfish result of my own choice. I am selfish - but I am also inferior and self-interested. I want good things, but I don't want to bear the consequences, and in the end I also want to feel at ease." What Xia Lulu said was very... uh...

"So... my mother was the one who suggested divorce, and in the end I realized it was my choice. I felt sorry for Pajeta, so I want to compensate her. I want to feel at peace... So, please help me."

"..." Are you so willing to speak out all your inner thoughts? In that case, how about I help you? I... "No, thank you, I can't help you with this!"

No thanks, there are some things I really can't help with.

I can help your mother, that's because your father G. But I really can't do it to your wife, after all, you are so good to me, I really have a psychological barrier.

Then some people may forget a basic setting.

Pajeta took a book called the Dark Bible.

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206 Watch out, male protagonist! This is how the Dark Bible is used!

Li is definitely a big shot, all men want to hug him

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The kind that all women want on their pussy.

Now that many things don't need him to charge into battle, he can take a holiday. It just so happens that many people don't want him to take care of the next things - he has already received "enough".

The Duchy of Anjou and its surrounding cities and fortresses (small fortresses can be treated as small artillery towers, small cities can be treated as small villages, and small villages can be treated as small garbage dumps) were taken into his possession - Livi also had to go back and digest it. He created some false cases and humiliated the local tyrants and evil gentry from beginning to end, so that they were all squeezed dry.

Daily life is extremely comfortable.

It just feels like I've forgotten something important.

Huh? You said my best friend is getting a divorce?

...Hey, the affairs between husband and wife are family matters. Who do you think you are to interfere in their affairs every day?

Huh? You said I fucked my best friend's hand?

...Alas, people are different individuals, and even parents have their own private lives. If parents over-manage their children, the children will be unhappy. The same is true in reverse, and the parents will be unhappy too.

Huh? You said that the divorce between good brothers was the result of the intervention of his mother (my lover)?

...Ouch! ...In short, it's best to ignore it if you can.

As for Levi?

...maybe he's a scumbag.

If he is just unfaithful, he is just an ordinary scumbag. If he still wants to stand on the moral high ground, he is not an ordinary scumbag.

"Don't worry, for the rest of my life, if you don't betray me, I won't betray you. Even until the sea dries up and the rocks rot, I will never change my oath—"

"Eh!!!! Ah... then, then... in this life... please give me your guidance."

May I ask, how many people has Levi had this kind of conversation with?

It’s okay, less than three digits.

So you guys who use physics to brainwash people are just noobs. As long as people say the right words at the right time, it is very easy to control them. For example, the 33 taels of silver since ancient times... cough cough cough.

In August 771, Livy returned to Reykjavik in Brittany.

In September, the boss divorced.

Daily life goes on.

The next year, after watching the sea for half a year, in March 772, spring came and the flowers bloomed.

Levi welcomed a group of guests.

"...I almost forgot there were people like you. Look at me." Li Wei slapped his head, feeling really embarrassed: "Come on, come on, come inside and sit down. Come on, Olika, quickly bring up the pancakes and green onions. We are the guests. How are the young and old men in the village doing? How is the harvest this year?"

"Uh...my big..."

"Hey, we are friends, why do you have to call me sir?" Li Wei was very enthusiastic, waving his hands and said, "We are all friends, how long do you guys want to stay this time? Three days is definitely no problem!"

"..."

Levi warmly welcomed the Nordic Valkyrie and his group. It had been almost a year since their last victory, and they had not had much contact in the meantime. At the beginning, they had agreed that if they won, they would come and work as his lackeys.

In the end, he won and left with his demon army. You could say he said hello. He did. You could say he didn’t say hello. He just said hello.

Levi also acquiesced - after all, Northern Europe can be chaotic, but it can't be that chaotic.

There were nearly 10,000 demon soldiers left.

About 8,000 people died in the process.

Why did Levi know?

Since Levi had added more than 8,000 reinforcements, the remaining 1,000 or so people could be considered a small force.

"Sir, please don't be angry. We are here to apologize to you--"

"Hey, there's no such thing as an apology."

Levi hosted a banquet in the reception room of Royal City of Rennes.

Ever since Levi became the leader of this area, there hasn't been such a shabby banquet in the city of Raines.

Not to mention the Valkyries who had been with Levi before. When they saw the hard pancake with a few green onions on the side, they considered it a treat.

Add to that the fact that Li was extremely passionate - and he seemed to have a little bit of a fake smile, a look that showed he was ready to chase people away at any time, which could not be concealed.

The Valkyrie was not willing to come here either. After all, it was easy to borrow money, but her mentality was always a little strange when it came to paying it back.

Therefore, these Valkyries were forced to come and serve as mercenaries for Levi under the "power of rules" - after all, this is the will of the universe, which is the so-called jump event.

They had to bow their heads, and in the world view, Odin gave the order - although I don't know what political considerations or other considerations were behind it. In short, everyone had no choice but to come here. The Valkyries were very disloyal and sent someone who was said to have a good relationship with Levi...

Millicent pushed to the front.

Millicent had no choice but to come and negotiate with Levi in ​​a humble manner. Other Valkyries were more temperamental, or would rather die than surrender. If Levi really got at her, she might just... die, or die. Anyway, the fact that she was "evil" around Li had been recognized by all the Valkyries who had come into contact with him.

"Well... we are here to express our gratitude. After all, we have you..." The voice was as mechanical as a robot, and it was obvious that she was reciting the lines. The 2.5-meter-tall Marenia Valkyrie was slightly

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He bowed and said, "I can find my sister..."

"Hey, isn't this the Valkyrie Marlennia? How have you been lately?" This one's face was even worse. Levi was annoyed when he saw her. If possible, he didn't want to see her again in this life. If it wasn't for Millicent's face, Levi didn't even want to touch her. "Don't say that. Don't embarrass the devil you look down on. Okay, don't be polite. You took the army away, and I don't think many of them came back alive. Most likely, you didn't save them for me. Those who came back alive are lucky, and I will turn a blind eye to the food and supplies they took away. If you don't want to return them, I can go back to the Grass Valley."

The first person in the Christian world to plunder Northern Europe!

"No, Avi, we..."

"Now, drink this last bit of cold water, and eat this last bit of breaking up meal. From now on, you Northern Europeans will take your own...Roman Road, and I will take my own single-plank bridge. By the way, if you find any Vikings on my coastline... humph, don't blame me for not taking our past friendship into consideration. Well, let's say goodbye now."

"!!" Oh, shit! I'm so angry!

I've never suffered such a big loss at the hands of Loki! ——The Valkyries in Northeast Europe all felt that this world was not a good place! If they didn't need help from others... or felt guilty about it, they would have flipped the table by now.

"...? Big sister, this tastes quite good..." Suddenly, a Valkyrie rolled up a green onion with a stiff dough and ate it quite fragrantly. Such a beautiful girl, eating such rough food... ah, eating so many green onions, when she opened her mouth...

Another young Valkyrie also picked up an onion and sang an onion-swinging song while swinging it: "The dance tune coming from next door made me want to tap my feet, too. Oh."