Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

"Nonsense, did we jump out of a stone? --" Another kick landed on Levi's butt. Although it didn't hurt, it expressed his protest.

But I still feel unhappy, so I kick him twice more!

"By the way." Li Wei didn't like to talk about the past. PUAs talked about the future most of the time, while Li lived under the crotch most of the time: "I have never asked you - where were you born before?"

"Emm, I don't know. The approximate location should be... emmmm... near Zaporizhia."

"..." Xiu's mouth said half of Zaporizhia. So that's it: "Ah? Zaporizhia?"

"Hey, our Zaporizhia is a great place! There are big sheep everywhere! I tell you, when you get to our place, you will understand why the kebabs are so

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It was so delicious." Speaking of this, he immediately got excited: "But there was a small problem in the middle. We went to Constantinople to visit the Black Sea coast..."

"Wait." Levi suddenly stared at his dear Achuan.

"Aiya~ That's annoying~" With a sweet voice, Ah Chuan covered his face and said shyly: "You're staring at me like that... Hey!"

Suddenly, her voice dropped sharply, and she said in a threatening voice: "Just look at me carefully! Why are you turning your head away?"

...You are really naughty.

"Be careful." Levi pointed at the other person's butt and said, "What little problem did you encounter?"

"…It's just a small problem. Aye, are you annoying… woooooo…you dare to hit me?!"

"I'm going to hit you." Levi pinched the other person's face, pressed him down, head down, and said unceremoniously: "Be careful!"

"...Oh, don't really do it! Okay, okay. We met a group of Magyars. Damn, we were able to talk to each other at first. They said they were going to settle in the West. Phew, then these damn guys wanted to capture us! We had a fierce fight with them. If we hadn't met the Amazons in the middle, our losses would have been even greater."

"...Ah?" Levi was stunned for a moment, then...

The Magyars began moving westward around 850 AD and settled in present-day Hungary.

Could it be that Achuan and the others had been beating the enemy for nearly a hundred years and they hadn’t recovered yet?

"Amazons?" Of course, Levi had no idea about the Magyars, and he might not even know who they were. But Amazons... "Amazons, the Amazons I know?"

“How many Amazons are there in the world?”

"…" There is one in South America, but it is not yet the colonial era: "I thought these female warriors had long been extinct…"

"No, how could it be possible? Such a brave and warlike nation cannot be destroyed. This group of female warriors is still migrating. We went south together, and they also went south. During this process, we met the Minotaur near Greece. They also wanted to leave Greece, so we went west together. However, the Amazons continued to operate in Thrace, and we said goodbye and came to you."

"Oh." The theme of the Heroes Returning to the West: "One last question - you have more than 5,000 Centaurs, who is so blind to cause trouble for you?"

"Hey, there were only about 3 of us when we left, otherwise why would we migrate? Isn't it because we couldn't win?" You see, what Achuan said was very appropriate: "Why would I migrate if I could win? - The remaining 59 or so horses are the ones we met on the way or just met before we came to you." qun: .

"?" Oh, out of the five thousand, only 300 have a story background? "So, you came to me with five thousand Centaurs and five thousand Minotaur..."

"If you can take us in, then take us in. If you don't, we won't starve to death, right? Who knew you had so many demons in your hands? If you knew, you wouldn't be so stupid to come to you directly. You must be here to deceive or attack by surprise..."

"..."

Levi was communicating with the other party.

"You said you had seen Constantinople, didn't you?"

"Of course!" He looked like the only one in our village who had great potential. Fang Hongjian said, "When I was in England, my brother": "When I was in Constantinople, my sister..."

"Okay, someone from Constantinople is here." Li Wei spread his hands and said, "I was just worried that there was no one to translate for me - you are so awesome, come and do it."

"??? Ah? Ah... uh, this..." Ah Chuan was stunned for a moment, and then he looked very incredible, as if he saw a horse fucking its jockey: "Constantinople is so far away, why would they send someone to you? They're here anyway, why would they look for you?"

"I'm here to look for Xia Lulu, but I happen to be Xia Lulu's most powerful vassal." Levi said that he really wasn't bragging: "I've been in Aachen for a while, but they came here because Xia Lulu wasn't in Aachen. They came here because they failed the exam by a few days. Maybe they think I'm the best? They think it's necessary to contact me. Can I let you be the translator?"

"…Yes, there's nothing wrong with that!"

"Well, okay - this involves a lot of national interests. I mainly want you to tell me about the customs and practices of Constantinople. Since you know it so well and I trust you so much, you will definitely do your best. I won't look for an expert. After all, if there is any disclosure here, I will suffer great losses."

"...Or, why don't you find someone else? Uh, not me, it's not me who deployed Constantinople. It's just that I am familiar with it but not professional... After all, when I was in Constantinople... I, I'm not bragging to you. There are so many black people there..."

"?Black person?"

"Yes. And I have relatives over there, hey! They are probably mixed-bloods. I am a pure white horse. On the other side, there is one black and one white. One black and one white, especially like the chocolates you made."

"…To the east of your Constantine is…"

"Annaba."

"To the west is ..."

"Algeria."

"To the north?"

“To the north is the Mediterranean.”

"South?"

"To the south is the great desert."

"Then your place is called Constantine..."

"Constantine..."

"Constantine Province in North Africa!?" Li Wei spat

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He said, "Okay, you're always wandering around North Africa like a zebra, what are you bragging about?"

Constantine is a place name near Tunisia in North Africa. This Constantine is not the same Constantine. In Constantinople, you can see the Roman emperor baring his teeth at the Roman guards. But in Constantine in North Africa, you can only see lions, giraffes, hippos, camels, etc. baring their teeth.

"!!!? What, what North Africa? I mean..."

"Hey - OK, stop talking, I'd better go find the real stuff."

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Professionals need to be professional.

Levi can only talk to horses - I communicate with God in Spanish, greet gentlemen in French, flirt with women in Italian, and only train horses in German!

So it's normal for Levi to train horses in German in Xia Lulu's Germanic court, right?

Then Livy met his dear "Roman" people.

Honestly, the gift for Levi was very... unique.

The devil likes it.

There are men and women, men and men, and women and women.

There are also those for small animals.

"...I..." Damn it.

There are so many people giving gifts, why do people think people are so important?

"I wonder why everyone thinks that demons only have these few hobbies."

There is a large group of slaves standing in front of it. Of course, they cannot be called slaves, but only a Roman characteristic.

It was June, and it was hot, so they were working. Levi looked at the slaves in front of him. They were not just wearing clothes that showed their flesh. Some of them were just leftover flesh. You said it was the Middle Ages, why were you "Romans" still so direct in giving gifts? Men and women. Some of them were men, and some were women. Some of the men looked like girls except for a small spot down there; some of the women had a big lump down there besides their graceful figures.

Because goods need packaging.

The crab sellers would deliberately tie up the claws for display; the apple sellers would deliberately show the biggest apples. The pineapples sellers would peel them and the rice dumplings sellers would tie them up! Just a bunch of them, just a bunch of them for display.

Tattoos, arrows, decorations with grass rings, or just do it directly.

Judging from the ears and tails, there are dogs, cats, rabbits, and elves!

Anyway, no matter what race, 360-degree display without blind spots.

"We came here originally to make friends with the kings of East Francia and West Francia. But we never expected that God's will would be so unpredictable."

Sitting opposite Livy was a nobleman from the Eastern Roman Empire.

And judging from the level...it shouldn't be that high.

He has a handsome face and strong back! He looks like Nezha in "100,000 Whys", which makes Levi speechless... Oh, by the way, have you seen bear men? He is a sissy who is 1.9 meters tall and weighs 220 pounds, but speaks softly.

Not to mention how disgusting it is.

"The king of the East Frankish Kingdom died just like that. We also heard that it was because of King Charles' most capable vassal, you, Livi's ability, wisdom, strength and army. King Charles praised you for your decisive style of action. I especially wanted to make friends with you, so I took the initiative to give you all the gifts that should have been given to the King of West Frank. It's not that I have any idea of ​​your identity as a devil - on the contrary, I heard that you are a devout believer in God, and we also respect you very much."

I love to hear what you said.

"It's just a thought." Levi didn't have any opinion on these clothesless gifts. He waved his hand and said, "There are no slaves in my country. Secondly, in my country, no matter who is in public, they must wear clothes. Those who violate the rules will be fined five copper coins."

So many people prepared five copper coins each time they went out on the street.

Levi made a lot of money from collecting taxes on the streets!

"Oh..." This was unexpected, because everyone likes to see people without clothes. "Then you are really unexpected - not a demon, many human lords can't resist temptation. You are really pious."

"This has nothing to do with piety, you will know later." Levi's inner world was also extremely entangled: "But the people of the Eastern Roman Empire... came to make friends with us, which was also something we didn't expect."

"We are still a bit snobbish in the southern part of the Apennine Peninsula. I hope you can make this clear to the Roman Patriarch. West Francia and the Kingdom of Italy are in marriage, and I believe you should have something to say."

The Apennine Peninsula is the Italian Peninsula. The Roman Patriarch refers to the Pope of Rome. The Orthodox Church does not recognize the Pope of Rome. At most, he is one of the five leaders of the five major pastoral regions. The Kingdom of Italy and Xia Lulu are married, but it is called the Kingdom of Italy, but in fact it is just the Kingdom of northern Italy. Xia Lulu's current wife is the Italian princess.

Just saying this.

Historically, Xia Lulu is about to get divorced again.

Then you have to marry... It doesn't matter who you marry, the ethical issues here are very interesting. If you have the guts, marry your stepfather.

203 Your Name...and Generation

The wind brought new news.

Levi's first contact with "Rome" was not so pleasant.

This Rome is completely corrupt and looks hopeless. This Hellenized Rome, what it brings is really...

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Levi has really learned a lot. This kind of girl who looks exactly like a pretty boy, and this pretty boy who looks exactly like a girl——

Oh, I think I have seen it. Although it is not everywhere, at least the shipment rate is quite high.

Levi feels that the number of transvestites in his territory is about 5% of the total number of men, and is not related to age.

After all, it’s a hentai world.

The probability of tomboys is higher, about 10% - and most of them are female. After all, this is the world of anime.

Fortunately, what the other party sent over were all high-end items with the highest appearance, and I heard that they had also undergone perfect "training".

I have no interest in anything that is not first-hand goods, even if it is a discount recovery - except money. But the problem is that this kind of x slave that will gradually depreciate over time, why do you think it is precious?

Livy always felt that the Romans who converted to Christianity.

It's chicken.

Since you believed in Christ, what have you become? —— Of course, it is certain that believing in Christ is an external cause. Internal factors compare and determine external factors, and external factors influence and change internal factors. As for the decline of the Romans after believing in Christ, it takes two to tango. All crows are black. Why didn't he hit others but you? Flies don't bite cracked eggs.

Livius invited the other party to drink tea. Considering that the craft of frying tea was not perfected until the Ming Dynasty in 771, Livius's fried tea now could indeed shock the "Romans" in front of him.

It emits a light fragrance, light in the mouth but endless aftertaste! The tip of the tongue and the root of the tongue feel fresh. Amino acids, soluble sugars, pectin and other substances react chemically in the mouth, making it full, sweet and smooth. Anthony Scoleros even remembered his first boyfriend.

Ah, yes, this Roman was gay - quite normal.

"What... is this drink?" As a high-ranking Roman noble, Anthony was very surprised that there was such a perfect drink in the world that he had never tasted before.

"Tea." Li Wei didn't know what else to say to describe tea except in English: "An oriental drink."

"Oriental? Parthians? Arabs? Indians? Ah! Seres' tea?"

"Yes." Levi nodded and said, "I have a perfect channel. God gave me spices and tea from the East."

"Oh... I see." F*ck, you must have another way! What God and Heavenly Father, that's all bullshit! Of course, this is not because Anthony doesn't believe in Heavenly Father and Heavenly Brother. It's because the New Orthodox Church doesn't believe that Catholics can move God. They also don't believe that the Emperor will bless heretics.

"It's a perfect drink. I think I've had it before. They say it's a mysterious gift from the East. It tastes really good. We used it to make cakes. The taste... is weird, so I never had it again." This is how Europeans used tea in the beginning.

"No, this is a drink, just brew it." There is no tea-making in the East now, so you will never find it in your lifetime, unless you can survive for another few hundred years: "This can stimulate gastrointestinal motility and keep the stomach clean."

“…That’s really useful.”

Levi didn't know that he and the other party thought differently.

"You gave me so many gifts." In addition to slaves, there were also some gold and silver treasures. "I don't have anything good to give you, so I'll just give you some of these. Besides, the Eastern Roman Empire gave us so much gold... why?"

"If possible, my emperor hopes to unite your forces and form a marriage alliance!" Anthony couldn't let go of tea, so he drank a few more cups, and drank eighteen bowls in a row. "Together, we can deal with the damn pagans! Our common enemy. No matter what, we are brothers from the same clan! And Lulu is our common enemy."