Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

It’s good that you can’t hear it. This means you are a fool. Fools are easy to fool.

"I believe that everyone in heaven should have seen the entire process of this battle..."

"? No, I haven't paid much attention to it." Michael's eyes were a little dazed when he said this: "I usually don't pay much attention to this kind of war, especially since this kind of war is boring - what are you going to do?"

"?! Lord Michael, please allow me to review the situation for you." Levi stood up and walked to the map of Europe - snap! He picked up the long whip in his hand and pointed it at the vicinity of the Elbe River: "In the Germanic area, there have been more than 50 large-scale wars throughout the ages. The right and wrong are complicated and difficult to discuss. But historians have not noticed that it was on this ancient battlefield that the rise and fall of many dynasties was determined. Therefore, there has been a saying since ancient times, 'Varus, give me back my legion.' At that time, the barbarians invaded and divided into three routes to converge in Germania and march south. After the Germanic barbarians occupied Rome, the Roman emperor saw that the situation was hopeless and announced his abdication -"

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"What on earth are you going to say?"

"What I want to say is that the barbarians in the Germania region are the biggest factor causing instability in the world. If the heretical evil gods believed by the Nordic barbarians go south again, they might completely shatter our faith."

"...? Are you kidding me? You..."

"Please look at the map of the situation at that time - here, it was..." Levi began to talk, his mouth spitting: "- it was such a crisis at that time. Bandits from all directions swarmed in like ants. I only had 40,000 people, and Loki on the other side had an army of 100,000 (bragging). If we count the battlefield now, we can still find a large number of enemy corpses. A huge number of charred corpses and drowned corpses blocked the entire Elbe River."

"? ...I will ...let the angels investigate."

"The severity of this battle is far beyond anyone's imagination. My monarch, Xia Lu... Karl, sent me 10,000 reinforcements, which together with my original 40,000 troops formed an army of 50,000. It is very difficult to fight against an enemy that is twice as strong as me. My prayers to you seem to have not helped."

"I...I...maybe I'm too busy...and the mortals' battles..."

"This is the enemy's divine army attacking us. Isn't it normal for me to pray to you, my faith? Unfortunately, nothing happened in the end. I think this may be a test from heaven?"

"? ... Ah, yes, yes! That's right, it's a test..."

"Fortunately, I passed the test." Levi smiled and spread his hands, saying, "It proves my faith in heaven."

"Oh, yes, yes, you have worked hard... uh..." Why does it feel a little bit wrong?

"So?" Levi took a step forward. Now was the time to seize the opponent's weak spot and use his momentum to overwhelm him: "I heard that people like me can't go to heaven, right?"

"Uh..." How can a demon go to heaven? "Maybe, actually, we can remove your demon identity. Then we can make some adjustments in hell and transfer you from hell to heaven. Uh..."

"You said I couldn't go to heaven after I died. When I was alive, I fought for heaven, and heaven kept asking me this and that - what did I want in the end?" Levi spread his hands, revealing his true intentions: "I don't think this is a matter of fairness or unfairness, it's a matter of why. I stand on the side of justice because it's my interest and my belief, but it's not everything."

"..." That makes sense.

Think carefully, why would the other party follow your camp? It's a thankless task. And it seems that blessing or something doesn't have much effect, plus...

"Just tell me." No matter what, he understood. Looking at the other party who was pressing him step by step, the Archangel also understood: "What do you want? The blessing of heaven? Or..."

Don't bother with these useless things!

"Don't ask me what I did, ask me why I did it." @Kennedy "——Excuse me, why did I take in these old soldiers after fighting an epic battle and winning a tragic victory?"

"..."

The Archangel obviously does not negotiate.

In other words, the dumbest and most unskilled people with a conscience are not suitable for negotiation.

"I." Levi thought about the future trend and the general trend of the world, and continued: "I have a wife."

"?ah?"

"And many wives."

"I don't have time to answer your questions..."

"No, you have time." Levi spread his hands and decided to solve the problem for the future of this world: "I hope that my descendants can be kings of Brittany, OK? And my wife is an immortal, I hope you can help take care of her after I die. If nothing else, just don't let her suffer the terrible situation she had two years ago."

"Uh..." That's it? "Okay, I can. Let me see... I can guarantee you 1000 years. Is that okay?"

"?Why?"

"It is 771 now. In 1836, we stopped caring about many things here." You see how reasonable what he said is: "We can't control many things."

After all, it’s a Paradox system.

"Oh, the maximum limit is 1992. Is that okay with you?"

? The year of Big Brother G?

Is this okay with you?

"Yes, yes, yes, it's right." Li Wei nodded immediately, indicating that more than a thousand years would not be a big deal: "Then I accept these five thousand people..."

"But we have agreed that your descendants will only be counted as your direct descendants. If your descendants are cut off, then we will ..."

"No, considering what you did to the Jews, I doubt you will find an excuse to terminate our contract. So, no matter what happens, you must at least ensure that the contract continues."

"...Tsk, you found out. Fine. But this paragraph cannot be written into the Bible. It belongs to a private contract."

"No problem." Levi said: "If I'm G, I'll go to hell and stay there until the day our contract is completed. If I find any problems... I'll encourage Lucifer to die a second time!"

"!!!"

"By the way, I have something else I want to ask you."

"What do you mean by what you just said? What are you trying to encourage Lucifer to do?"

"No - I want to ask you. What is the offspring of an angel and a demon? A Nephalem?"

Well, you can also enter the dark world line.

Oh, Lilith—welcome, Lilith!

196 Lazy Angel, Black Angel, Poverty Angel, Bitch Angel...

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　Levi is now facing a very serious problem, which is acclimatization.

Culturally.

As soon as Zhu Yuanzhang established his base in the original small piece of land, he immediately drew a clear line between himself and religious forces. He turned from a cult leader to a secular leader, and finally won the world.

Zhu Yuanzhang, as the leader of a cult, has gone down a dark path. He must be a true fan of Brother Tian.

Livy was now standing at the crossroads of history, but it was obvious that the road he took was different for the East and the West. Moreover, he did not have six generations of ancestors to help him expand his territory, nor did he have thousands of years of ancestors to help him lay the foundation for a materialistic worldview - so he did not have the heart to save the European world.

I don’t care about the flood after I die.

So his crossroads was exactly the opposite of that of Hong Xiuquan and Zhu Yuanzhang.

He also has a Lilith sect under his command, which is a large secret society that includes the entire Frankish Kingdom. Generally speaking, this society includes many... widows who are eagerly waiting, wives who are waiting at the door, girls who are waiting to be married, and queens who are waiting to be married.

...You can even find adulterers everywhere in this society.

...If you like, there are many transvestites here with unique fetishes, which are highly consistent with the strange Internet XP that appeared after 2010.

Levi is very worried about the future of Europa. If things go wrong, it might directly enter the evil world line - of course, I don’t care about the flood after I die.

Levi finally asked a question, what would be the offspring of an angel and a demon.

Michael was very reluctant to answer this question. Asking this question was like insulting an angel.

Michael left very unhappy, carrying a wooden box with ten cups of milk tea, and flew away with a pair of wings fluttering. Levi agreed to accept 5000 angels, led by...

"……Are you OK?"

"……fine."

His face was burning with energy, his eyes were wide open, but they had lost all their luster. Although there was a professional smile on his lips, it looked more like Azazel was doubting his life and wondering if he was still dreaming.

Curious Angel Azazel. He has appeared before. He is the angel who is curious about everything and investigates and writes reports on demons.

"If you are not willing to lead the team here with me." Levi thought for a long time, and felt sympathy for the angel in front of him who seemed to be exiled to the world: "How about I discuss it with Michael?"

“No need.” Azazel sighed, squeezed out a handful of bitter tears of a front-line employee, wiped his eyes and said, “It’s okay, I’ll take a vacation if you die.”

"..." I sympathize with you, and you treat me like this? "Thank you."

"You're welcome - how are we going to accommodate the five thousand people here? These angels are all the best nuns and monks, both men and women - priests, paladins, and field chaplains."

Levi glanced at the angels lined up next to him.

At dawn, Levi received a report. At that time, there was already news that a group of strange nuns and monks had come to his palace. However, Levi didn't want to receive them at all - although they were nuns and monks, they were fully armed. After Levi and Michael had negotiated the terms, he went out to meet them. He saw that all the nuns were wearing black nun robes, and all the monks were wearing black monk robes.

Of course, men wear looser clothes, and women... this is the worldview of hentai.

The only thing that is interesting is the sight of an angel burning out in front of us, dying.

"Yeah." Levi glanced at the group of angels in front of him and asked, "Um, Miss Azazel? Can you introduce me to her? You will all be my subordinates from now on."

"Oh." The curious angel Azazel, who was still sighing and with his hands on his waist, nodded and said to the group of nuns behind him: "These groups: five four three six five nine three eight nine are all field nuns. Whether it is prayer or war, they have strong abilities. Uh... who is this...? Oh, these are angels like me, who were ordered by heaven... to reflect on themselves in the lower world. They are not angels, there are only these..."

"...I'll ask myself. I can tell you haven't done your job properly."

Levi felt that letting an angel manage the angel clan was not a good decision. After all, the angel had been away from the angel clan for too long and was in a high position.

"Good morning, ladies and gentlemen." Levi bent down deeply and bowed 19 degrees. This action made the angels on the opposite side somewhat flustered: "I am the demon lord you know. Now is the time to introduce myself. My name is Levi, I am years old, and I am a duke."

Although the title system varies greatly in each era, each country, each period, and each individual.

The ones in the lead looked unusual.

"My name is... Pekla." The short, dark-blonde nun in front of him lowered her head, looking a little reserved, but more... pale and thin, malnourished. Look at how hungry the child is: "Hello, I am... I am not exiled. I am... I am... There are some things in the human world that I can't go back to for the time being."

"? Anyway, I welcome you first..."

"I'm Innocent Gabriel White." This one looks cute, with long blond hair, and only about 16 or 17 years old. Of course, his real age may be 16 or 17 years old.

"I'm Raphael Endsworth." This one looks cute too, but the smile that's always on his face never fades away.

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It made Levi feel a little scared - a character who always smiles is scary, like...Bill Clinton.

"Pandi! Pandi Aniti~~~" Suddenly, a nun came over - most angels have golden hair, which is normal. But the angel in front of her is obviously different - she has a kind of...sexy aura that other angels don't have.

"Mr. Duke, have you ever thought about having sex with an angel?"

"Bang! - Sister, don't embarrass yourself! - Sorry, my name is Shi Duojin. I hope you don't mind, my sister is a bitch." The girl had black hair, but she didn't look any better than her sister.

"? Bi..." Did I hear wrong? The one in front of me is an angel, right?

"Uh... let me see... Pandi Pandi... Oh, Pandi Aniti." On the side, the curious angel Azazel took out a roll of parchment and looked at the file for a long time, then said: "She was driven out of heaven because of her serious violation of the law. If it weren't for Lord Raphael's mercy, I guess..."

"? Lust, Caution?"

"Yeah, a serious case of lust." The curious angel added, "I heard that he had killed hundreds of people in heaven, and it was even more so when he came to the human world..."

"No matter what, as a devil, don't you want to have a taste of angels? This... Hey! Don't stop me."

"... Pull it down, pull it down." Li Wei quickly waved his hand to indicate that he would not do such a thing - wives are interested in themselves, but whores are not. Buy a second-hand sports car and take it home as a treasure, but generally speaking, no one likes to collect buses - besides, locking the shared bicycle is a very immoral behavior.

I drive a supercar every day and have no intention of riding a shared bike - of course, if I can only ride a shared bike, the one in front of me is a good choice.

"Really." Levi looked at the bitch angel being dragged away, and asked another question: "I say, Azazel?"

"? What is it, Levi?"

"I just wanted to ask, but Michael didn't tell me - what is the child born from you angels and demons?"

"That... I don't know. Eh? You asked a good question." Azazel instantly perked up and asked Pandy who was being pulled aside, "You're screaming so happily, so I'll ask you now - have you ever been pregnant?"

"Well... you know about angels. You can't get pregnant without a love concept." The blonde girl was very generous in talking about this: "I... only pursue pleasure, not love, so I haven't gotten pregnant so far."

"...I really don't know. Even though I'm a librarian in heaven, I don't have much impression of similar documents." After pouting and thinking for a long time, the curious angel said, "I have to ask my seniors when I have time, or go back secretly to read some books. Well... I can't answer your question now. How about this, look at this Pandi. Although her personality is very bad, she looks okay - why don't you have a baby with her and let me see?"

"? Sorry, I just want to try something new." Pandi waved his hands awkwardly and said, "I don't want to fall in love at the moment, thank you. Besides... men are just like that. You know, for me, if I don't have ten or eight sex every day, it's not considered a warm-up. Hey, men, you can have as many as you want, besides..."

"...Oh? So crazy?" Levi said he didn't understand why the other party was so crazy: "Come on, stand further away. Yes, women, stand further away. A little further away! Be obedient!"

What Levi said was just like the Monkey King who was pressed under the Five Finger Mountain and was about to come out.

Wings of light, spread out!

"Come on, Lilith, my godmother, help me." Levi was not saying anything else. Whether he was in the mood to have an affair was one thing, and not liking bitches was another. But being rejected was another matter! Besides, as such an evil feudal lord, did he need to care about the opposite of others? No, he was evil!

"Wow!"

Levi kept most women a hundred meters away from him.

Then I saw that just after I asked my godmother Lilith for help, the man in front of me, Pandi, was standing like an angel... sticking out his tongue, rolling his eyes, and crying. All kinds of moisture were pouring out, and all kinds of expressions were broken.

Even people a hundred meters away were affected to varying degrees.

"...That's it?" The Demon Lord said, "I don't care whether you are fallen from heaven, evil, or demoted to the mortal world. Put away your tricks in heaven, I have the final say here! - Do you see? I am such an evil being that I will not show my abilities easily! Now, everyone, put away your little thoughts! - I will send people to teach you the rules you should abide by. If you don't listen to me... I will send you to be brainwashed, transform your bodies, and turn you into tools without thoughts, understand?"

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Levi got a headache when he looked at these angels.

None of them were worry-free, but in the end I accepted them all.