Then this flag is almost there.
"Master!" Soon after, there was indeed a problem. Another harpy flew over. She landed next to Levi urgently. She ran to Levi and shouted while the other guards were on alert: "It's bad. In the direction of our 12th Battalion, the enemy is not afraid of fire! Those giants are attacking our positions again and again. We can't hold on! - This is an urgent letter for help from Lord Mel in the front! I hope you can send an ambush force to reinforce us..."
“?!” Levi thought for a long time. Battalion 12...isn’t that the Demon Legion?
No matter how many deaths there are, it doesn’t hurt.
"No, General Reserve, don't move! - Go back and tell Mel that I don't want her casualties, I just want her to plug the gap! I will lead the people there myself. I and everyone else trust her. Let her hold on, hold on!"
--------------------------
The night's battle was over, but it was far from over.
Levi has already broken the armistice agreement, directly reducing his diplomatic ability by 5 and all original religious believers' favorable impression of him by 30.
We killed one thousand enemies but lost eight hundred of our own - but the extreme one-for-one trade was really the right thing to do.
Levi's army of void demons suffered heavy losses - but he didn't feel sorry.
The battle here was over, and Loki was said to have led a group of defeated soldiers and fled to the north in a crushing defeat. He was a god after all, but because of the destruction of the world tree, his godhood disappeared and he was almost like a mortal, which was unlucky.
Now he is being chased by mortals to the point where he has no way to go up to heaven or enter the earth.
That feeling is so disgusting, so disgusting.
The key is.
Loki suffered psychological trauma and mental attacks again and again on his way to escape. Every time he thought he was about to escape, he found someone ambushing him.
It was like this every time. He ran all night until his heart rate was exhausted. He ran for more than ten days before he led the remaining troops to the seaside. In addition to being chased at the beginning, he was also chased afterwards.
This made the God of Schemes very angry.
"...What is this?" After more than ten days of fleeing, Loki and his companions were very tired. He fled with his daughter and a few followers - who knew how many of the remaining things could survive. This was not something he cared about.
What he is concerned about now is what is going on with the big ship on the seashore?
"——You are Loki and his group, right? We are the followers of Lord Duke Levi, and we have been waiting for you here for a long time." Thousands of demons have indeed been waiting here for a long time - but since it is a cosplay of the Battle of Red Cliffs, they must cosplay to the end: "This is the ferry our master arranged for you, so that you can go directly back to Northern Europe."
"?!?!"
This... is too insulting. Loki was somewhat helpless and furious, holding his sword tightly in his hand - of course, in Norse mythology, it was a very weak type, never known for its martial arts. In the end, he was killed by the gatekeeper of the Rainbow Bridge with a sword, which also proved this from the side -
"What do you mean?"
"Our master said so." The leading demon said indifferently, "I am afraid that my brother will suffer, and I am even more afraid that my brother will drive a luxury car. Your Nordic affairs have nothing to do with him. It is only because of your constant pressure that you have ended up like this. I will let you go now, and you will continue to fight against Odin. The order of the world tree must be restored, but there are still some gold, silver, and jewelry here. You can go back and rebuild your army."
“!!!!” Well, you wait and see!
189 My Dad Levi is Awesome
All "laws" are, objectively speaking, conservative ideas that sanctify the status quo - just like green hats:
You have to accept it when you are incompetent, but when you become capable - screw you.
The Vikings' rule is that every once in a while, Scandinavia's economy, food production, steaming, and military environment are not enough to accommodate a large population. Then a new round of looting can be carried out. Do other countries need to passively accept this historical law?
Levi came up and gave the answer directly. When he had the ability, he would just flip the table.
When you can't kill someone, it's always a misunderstanding. When you can kill someone, you always beat them to death.
Levi has already won a decisive victory in the decisive battle! Next is the garbage time of harvesting——
But just like Caesar after conquering Gaul, his achievements were so great that they frightened his master.
365
Levi defeated the Nordic gods and demons coalition, which had more people than him. It was absolutely not excessive for the Roman Catholic Church to canonize him. Levi's external propaganda was basically: a demon with the most devout faith in God (Lucifer, Lilith, my dear mother - don't hit me). In the face of desperate numbers, he remained calm and determined to fight to the death against the Nordic pagan gods and demons - and then, under the protection of the Father and Brother, he finally won this decisive victory for the entire Christian world.
This is how Levi's tone was set.
——He is making it up, trying to make it more convincing. The key point is not his conspiracy, but how he is loyal to the emperor and patriotic, how he sticks to his post, how he moves heaven and earth as a demon, triggers miracles, and eliminates pagans.
If you don't understand why I say this, please refer to those foreign up-loaders who lick the boots.
"Wow, we Christians are so awesome! - Oh, thank you, His Holiness, for your generosity. Wow, that's a lot, we Christians are so awesome! You gave us so much money - the pagans can't compare to that! As a former devil, I admire you so much. Tomorrow I will read the Bible live, and the day after tomorrow I will learn the Christian language. Oh, I have learned a lot recently. For example, [Amen] -"
It is almost this exaggerated style, commonly known as the code of wealth.
Of course, Levi has already started celebrating his victory.
On the other hand, good news reached Aachen.
The entire Xia Lulu's palace was in an uproar.
"My king! My king! --My king! --"
Roland, the most outstanding of the 12 (now 13) Templars and the one who died the most aggrieved in the future, ran into Xia Lulu's bedroom with a loud shout, and was followed by a group of palace guards who were unable to stop him. The hurried footsteps sounded in the castle-like palace, and Roland finally found his boss in the reception room.
"My king!" Roland shouted, "He's back, he's back! Ah Fu is coming back soon. The servants who came back first said that he will be back in half a league!"
Half a league, two kilometers.
"Oh? Ah Fu is back? Great." Xia Lulu was also very excited, and sighed: "This guy is really something. Ever since Levi came, he always pesters him - and he doesn't even know how to give in. After all, I am his son..."
"Ahem, my king. Good news, and another good news—" Roland was a little embarrassed, and quickly interrupted the other party and continued: "I heard that Ah Fu brought back good news—Lord Levi won! It seems that he won a decisive battle!"
"?! What?! Avi won?!"
After all, foreigners call their father-in-law by his name, as it makes them seem more intimate.
"Yes, he wins..."
"Is Avi injured?" Other monarchs would care whether you won the fight, but only your parents, wife, son or daughter, these close relatives would worry about whether you were injured.
"Uh... I haven't heard from the servants who came earlier. My king, let's ask Astolfo after he arrives..."
"Let's go." Xia Lulu waved her hand, put on a waistcoat and walked out: "Let's go and welcome Ah Fu!"
The king of beautiful boys took two steps at a time, was in a hurry, and hurried out of the palace at a rapid speed (I have not forgotten the three writing techniques I learned in primary school. They are [take two steps at a time], [sweeter than honey], and [so quiet that you can hear a pin drop]).
Very quickly, very quickly! Xia Lulu saw the transvestite prince in white clothes and red skirt outside the palace.
"Ah? Xia Lulu! - You came to pick me up in person?" He jumped off the horse and pounced directly on Xia Lulu who was standing opposite him.
"Stop it!——" So love will disappear, right? Carl Charlie lifted up Ah Fu who rushed over from the opposite side, and then put him directly on the ground: "——I heard that you participated in a war? Well, you worked hard——Are you injured?"
"Hey, thank you for your concern. I'm not injured. Let me tell you, this battle..."
"Is Avi hurt?"
"...Don't you know how to care about me? Really..." He pouted and kicked the stone beside him, sulking in dissatisfaction. But Ah Fu finally said, "Thank God, Avi is fine anyway."
"Oh... Thank God, the Son, Mary..." The beautiful boy king put his heart in his stomach and drew a cross on his chest to honor the Father and Brother Heaven! "Then... Avi is okay, when can we meet again?"
"Well... let me tell you about the problem I'm facing now - oh, I'm hungry! Get me something delicious. Don't pick on me, I eat delicious food every day at Avi's place! Big lollipops, big meat sticks, big chicken sticks, big..."
"Oh, alright, alright. I may not be as good as Avi, but I can definitely make you full—"
Surrounded by a group of knights, the group came to the reception room again. It was a cold day, and everyone ate barbecue around the brazier. Ah Fu took out a bag of spices given by Levi and sprinkled them on the food - he was determined not to let Roland taste it.
"That's it." Astolfo narrated the war from beginning to end while eating kebabs. "In a word, Avi was very cunning! He tricked the God of Tricks who had lost his power. He killed half of the enemy with a fire and ambushed the soldiers.
366
The other half was ambushed by the other half. The ambushes were so terrible despite the numerical disadvantage. The forests along the Elbe River were completely burned and are still burning.
A fire on the mountain means a police station at the foot of the mountain. A fire on the mountain means the chief falls in love with me. A puff of smoke on the mountain means a fine of 18,000 yuan. A cigarette on the mountain means the chief comes to visit the prison.
In short, Levi was the most powerful arsonist in Europe in this generation! He was comparable to Zhuge Kongming, the ultimate arson master who committed the Bowangpo arson case, the Xinye arson case, the Chibi arson case, the Nanzhong arson case, and the Shangfanggu arson case!
This fire was burning the god of evil.
"Ah, Avi is really amazing." Xia Lulu danced with joy, "He is indeed a man who can defeat me! He was so amazing back then, and now he is even more amazing... What kind of reward should I give him? Well - what do you think I should give him? How about a new fiefdom?"
"?" What? Just give him a new fief? The surrounding vassals said this was too...
"Or... Oh, forget it, let him be my dad..." Yu Xia Lulu Qian
"Let's just give it a new fiefdom." Everyone said that their boss really liked being someone else's son.
190 I wanted to rebel... but I felt bad about it
Everyone has glorious moments, don’t take a moment as eternity.
So now Levi is taking advantage of the victory and first of all, he has to solve the scarlet curse that can really threaten him. After a large number of troops have been reorganized, they began to march towards the northern coastal road - but this is a favorable battle. It is nothing more than letting these local snakes - a dozen groups of Valkyries come out to rectify the chaos. Go to the bottom of the world tree and release Odin - this is much simpler.
Gods? Most of the gods in Europe are full of humanity. Simply put, they are a group of mortals with extraordinary strength.
There are fence-sitters everywhere, and it is common practice to sell out teammates as soon as the situation becomes bad.
Human hearts are the easiest to control.
The most important thing after winning a fight is to let others know that you have won.
"Excuse me, my lord. Your victory doesn't seem so exciting. It's just an ambush." Levi gathered together several female knights, Taimanin or other monster girls who could write, while wishing his master good luck.
"Yes, the most popular story now is the legendary story of King Arthur. There must be knight duels, love and hate... Oh, yes. It would be best if there is NTR, and it would be even better if there is oracle NTR - there must also be incest in the middle..."
"??!?"
King Arthur - that is, Little Quilt. Little Quilt's life was a glorious life, a life of fighting, a life of cheating and being cheated on. Little Quilt's father took advantage of someone's misfortune to cheat on him, and as a result, the father's daughter planted the seeds of the dynasty's demise. Little Quilt had sex with her half-sister, and Mozai turned around and stabbed the cute Little Quilt to death, and the father and son were filial. The story of King Arthur tells us about cause and effect, the story of King Arthur tells us that singleness is not without reason, and the story of Little Quilt tells us - don't believe in that savior, the Celts have been GG for a long time, and Little Quilt hasn't come back to save people, and the king's flag on the island city wall has changed. The Anglo-Saxons finally won - where is Little Quilt? No, she didn't come back. But she never left, just like she never appeared.
Of course, the story of the little quilt has been around since the 6th century, and was written into the "history books" in the early 8th century (this century). It started to circulate wildly in the 12th century, so it's a little earlier here.
"I don't like King Arthur's story, it's too stupid." Levi shook his head and directly denied Little Quilt's foolish life of fighting, glory, cheating and being cheated: "King Arthur doesn't understand human nature - you are not allowed to write my story like this. You write it like this - the evil god Loki took over the north and led an army of 50 south. The Danes acted like fence-sitters and 33 troops surrendered. So he personally led an army of , claiming to be a million-strong evil god army, to attack me southward."
"?!?! Eight hundred and thirty thousand?" The others exclaimed. They had seen people bragging, but they had never seen anyone bragging like you. Eight hundred and thirty thousand? It was a big question whether there were so many non-professional soldiers in all of Europe. Blow, blow up a ball, blow up a big balloon! Blow up a balloon and play with it.
"Yes, an army of 830,000 marching south - yeah. Loki's personality cannot be too low, otherwise my victory would be meaningless. I need to focus on describing his suspicion, treachery, and evil, but also his talent. Just say he wrote a poem. I have already written the poem, you can just copy it."
"?" - Sing loudly when you raise your glass. How many years can we live? Just like the dewdrops in the morning, I feel sad that too many days have passed...
“???” The poem is well written?
"Well. Then I went back to ask for reinforcements, and I only got 10,000. This doesn't mention that Xia Lulu didn't give me reinforcements, but focuses on describing this dog coin, Ganelon. He colluded with foreign countries, colluded with pagans, and accepted bribes. He was so bad and so rubbish. Oh, they said he cheated, he said he liked men, he said he liked his mother, and he was a bastard."
"..." Do you think Levi and Ganelon have a grudge? - Of course they do. In the future, when history books are written, future generations will use the view that "legends and myths are not groundless" to directly nail a person to history.
"I will write the part about Ganelon myself." Levi was so happy: "Then the plot is to borrow the east wind from Brother Tian. The Virgin Mary appeared in person.
367
Spirit told me - I relied entirely on my wits to decide on the fire attack method. I had three rounds of espionage and counter-espionage with Loki! In the end, I was the first one - about ten kilometers behind - anyway. Let's say I rushed into the enemy's most elite knights, composed of tigers and leopards. I went in and out seven times, cut down two large flags, seized three spears, and killed more than fifty...five hundred enemy soldiers! I escaped unscathed."
"..."
"Oh, this paragraph describes how I almost died fighting for Xia Lulu. 'Although we didn't have a family relationship, I believe our fates had already crossed before we were born. I loyally and bravely assisted Xia Lulu, and our friendship was comparable to that of brothers...' That's about it."
After Levi said a lot and felt a little embarrassed, the people below could only mechanically write down Levi's "creativity" and then take it back to the studio for processing.
"Master, these stories... Alas. Forget it, have you finished telling these stories?" Mizuki Shiranui - Mizuki Yukikaze's mother, came to Levi and asked quietly.
"? I'm basically done." Levi nodded, indicating that he was basically done: "What's wrong?"
"Today is December 12th, and it's been almost a month since the decisive battle. Are you sure you won't go back to Aachen for Christmas this year?"
"No, I don't like that kind of festival scene." Religious festival scenes are exhausting. Levi closed his eyes. He didn't like Christmas at all. The festival atmosphere was good. He would rather travel back to the Roman era, where the festival atmosphere was more enthusiastic. Of course, the Middle Ages were not bad either. As long as you wanted, as an evil feudal ruler, you could do a lot of things.
"King Charles has written again, asking you to do so at the proper time..."
"Once you go, you won't be able to come back. Please reply to the letter for me. First, I haven't recovered from the arrow wound yet..."
"? You've been raising it for a month."
"Just say that I need dragon blood to be cured." Levi curled his lips and pointed at Mizuki Shiranui's head: "You can't even lie, so just make up a lie. I was shot by the evil god, and it's already difficult to maintain treatment here. So it's not suitable to move around, and I won't go back to Aachen. Second, write a letter back to Aachen, I want to retire. I won't care about the army here, and if the Nordic people come again, it has nothing to do with me--"
"? Master, this..."
"Just write it if I ask you to. No problem."
------------------
"? Levi is injured? Is it so serious? - Ah Fu didn't tell me? Is he afraid that I would worry? ... You want dragon blood? Oh, that's easy! - Someone, bring a bowl and a dagger!"
191 Is your mother happy?
"?ah?"
"What? Where are you injured? I personally came all the way to deliver it to you. Drink it quickly. Xia Lulu is also a Dragonborn (eats special attacks), at least that's what the legend says. Drink this pound of blood first. I chilled it with ice cubes. Don't worry, it's very clean. If it's not enough, Xia Lulu said she wants to rest for a while. She feels a little dizzy after bleeding, so she will come to your place to have her blood drained."
"...Ah, this." Levi just said this casually. If he had known earlier, he would have said that he needed Leviathan's blood. It seems that dragon blood is indeed not that precious in the fantasy world.
"Actually... Actually it's like this. I captured a lot of prisoners a while ago, and when I counted them, I found some descendants of the dragon clan. They have horns on their heads and tails behind them. No one knows how many little secrets they have. So I bled them one by one, and collected a lot of dragon blood. They are almost healed... Did Xia Lulu really let out so much blood for me?"
"Nonsense, how could he lie to you? You know what kind of character he has. If I hadn't stopped him, you would have almost eaten dragon meat - ah, it's really bloody to think about it." Ah Fu glanced at Levi, and the little cutie circled Levi three times: "Are you taking me for a fool? - Xia Lulu is so pitiful, I was worried about you at the time and didn't stop him. He is short of blood now, just for your little trick? Alas... Avi, I am very disappointed in you this time."
"...Okay, okay, stop talking. Who knew this guy was such a sentimental person?" Beidouwei, who knew he was in the wrong, was a steamer after all - steamers were also human beings, and he was not a sophisticated egoist or a steamed creature. He couldn't be completely inhuman: "I... I haven't finished dealing with things here, and besides, I really don't want to go to a big city to spend Christmas. It was so tiring there last year..."
You'll Also Like
-
Douluo: On Becoming a God through Science
Chapter 140 12 hours ago -
People are in Conan, but the Shura field
Chapter 161 12 hours ago -
Did you masturbate today Commander?
Chapter 231 12 hours ago -
The story of Shokugeki begins when Alice picks him up and brings him home
Chapter 131 12 hours ago -
My wife is a noble lady, but I am the messenger of abundance!
Chapter 151 12 hours ago -
Your war hammer is too fake
Chapter 166 12 hours ago -
The Fourth Disaster Begins at the Dawn of the Millennium
Chapter 68 12 hours ago -
Tokyo Self-Defense Forces
Chapter 155 12 hours ago -
Traveling to another world, I made a two-dimensional girl into a card
Chapter 159 12 hours ago -
Macho man punches corpse! Bio Knight!
Chapter 137 12 hours ago