Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

Or to create an atmosphere, PUA the other side, brainwash the pigs!

Haven't you seen that an Apple card pin costs 50 yuan! A pair of headphones costs nearly yuan! People are willing to sell their kidneys to buy them! ——Why is this? People tell you stories and talk about the big picture. They tell you how great Steve Jobs is and that the iPhone has changed the world. As long as you believe it, you believe in this value and you fall into this marketing trap. The same is true for other luxury brands.

Li Wei is now creating this atmosphere - in fact, his usual actions are already terrifying enough. Let's put it this way, you all go downstairs and buy a bowl of spicy hot pot, a bowl of spicy soup, and a bowl of snail noodles. Just such an inadvertent action, thrown in the Middle Ages, is enough to attract the "beautiful eyes" of any noble lady, and they all fall in love with you, thinking that you must be the rich prince! Great existence.

In fact, you didn't take it to heart at all.

Li Wei usually spends money lavishly and generously in everything he does. Even in terms of values ​​and style, everyone around him kneels down and respects him: He is so loyal! So elegant! So civilized! So classy! Only a true noble can be so polite!

That's about it.

"What on earth are you going to do?" Mibao was rarely angry. At this time, Millicent came to Levi and said, "Loki's people, what else do you want to see? These are the enemies of the Father God! They are traitors and evil gods! - What good will you get from dealing with the God of Trickery?"

"Oh, hehe...Millicent." Levi was holding the cat that was brought to him.

The cat looked a little scared at Levi, so the Demon Duke started petting the cat, and the cat became stiff as he was petted.

This scene looked particularly strange - the handsome boy, calmly petting the cat, said slowly and melodiously in a voice that could almost be called moving: "Dear Millicent, women and children can be careless, but men cannot."

“……?!?!” I felt like I was being DISSed. In fact, Millicent came up to attack, and there were two Valkyries standing behind her.

"Excuse me, Duke Levi, what do you mean by this? Is our offensive and defensive alliance still there?" The Valkyrie Marenia, who had been stabbed by the golden needle but whose mind was still not quite normal, said coldly, "What did you mean by what you said just now?"

"Oh, Valkyrie Marennia, please forgive me - I think you are an adult. Then, I will also give you a word of advice - never hate your enemies." Levi couldn't do it anyway, he was still quite childish. Although he couldn't kill the whole family if someone bumped his shoulder while walking, if one of his own was killed, he would definitely take revenge. Revenge is never delayed overnight, and the revenge of brothers is never fought back: "Because hating your enemies will affect your judgment - so never let others know your thoughts. When everything is successful, you must know: those who are good at fighting have no glorious achievements."

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The three European Northeastern girls must think that Levi is very cool.

"Warfare is the art of deception. So when you are capable, pretend to be incapable; when you are going to use something, pretend not to use it - you are still too young." Li Wei happily stroked the cat, and the cat was stunned! - This skill, this method, this ability - so the cat made a purring sound.

"?! You're the youngest here! You're only eighteen, right?"

"Yes, I'm married and have children. Now, I'm a mature father. Please three girls leave first. I will help you to repel the enemy." Levi waved his hand gently, indicating retreat!

Haha, an older leftover woman.

These people were so angry that their eyebrows stood up, but there was nothing they could do.

He could only leave through the back door cursing. There was nothing he could do about it. After all, when you are under someone's roof, you have to bow your head; when you are on the wall, you have to bend over. There was nothing he could do about it.

"Okay, please let the envoy in." In fact, everything had been calculated from the beginning. This is acting. Anyway, Levi didn't trust the other party at all, but the other party came with the intention of negotiating.

This is what happens when customers need something from sellers, and it is natural in a seller's market - big stores bully customers!

The messenger was none other than Loki himself.

Loki has done this kind of thing more than once.

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Loki is a god of war. He may not be very good at stabbing people with a knife. In "Ragnarok", he was stabbed to death by a security guard at the Rainbow Bridge after a brief encounter. His skills are more about escaping and cheating. He is better at oral skills than martial arts. This is Loki's characteristic. The pleasure brought by pranks is much better than stabbing people with a knife.

Why did I conquer the world and rule the country? It was to carry out the three vulgarities to the end!

Although he was well prepared, Loki was still a little shocked when he entered Levi's castle in the military camp. After being a god for so many years, this one is still the most classy when it comes to pretending to be cool.

The gentle and graceful music blew into his ears with the wind, even a little exotic. Loki continued to walk in and found that there was something a little strange inside. Then came the noble smell of smoked food, which felt like you had entered a skewers shop or a braised food shop, and the strong smell of spices from a big pot was directly hitting your nose.

Loki found that this place really was... the owner had very good taste.

"Master, Loki's messenger has arrived."

"Please come in."

Loki found that the other party's voice was indeed perfect. He walked closer and found that it was true. As expected, this demon's handsomeness could be ranked among the top three in his long life as a god, and could even be firmly ranked below the readers of this book. He was really handsome. He was wearing clothes that he had never seen before. It was very close-fitting, not bloated at all, but not stiff at the same time. He was holding a cat in his arms and petting it, which looked very enjoyable. The contrast between the demon's evil identity and his love for small animals made Loki feel that the demon in front of him was... unusual.

Levi was also observing Loki - of course he didn't know that the person who came was Loki. He just found that the other party looked very heroic, and thought that the messenger would be more classical, but he didn't expect to find a handsome guy who was much more heroic than the young man to be the messenger.

"It is an honor to meet you, honorable demon lord..." After saying a lot of opening remarks and explaining his identity and purpose, Loki (pretending to be a messenger) vividly explained the various crimes that Odin had committed against him.

"Yeah, yeah..." Levi nodded. He had heard a lot of gossip about the Nordic gods that he had never known before. His tone was even a little indifferent, like a conversation between ordinary people: "So, what do you want me to do?"

"Let's clear the Elbe estuary so that we can go deep into Saxony and Germany and chase those Valkyries. As for the price, you decide. We can provide ten tons of gold, ten tons of silver, ten tons of iron ore, ten tons of copper ore - and three hundred kilograms of spices." Loki, who pretended to be an envoy, made a price, and then added: "The price is negotiable, and we can guarantee that after passing through the Elbe estuary, we will never go to war with any of the territories belonging to you and your lord."

They are all biographical reserves and hard currency.

"A guarantee from the Nordics?"

"Yes."

"Can it be from Loki?"

"Of course! Loki can swear to you."

"Sorry, I really can't agree to that." Levi held the cat in his arms and petted it, and the cat purred. He said slowly, "I know that the oaths sworn by the Norse gods are almost equal to zero. Isn't the lesson profound enough? The gods promised the stonemason giant to build the city wall, but in the end they sent Loki to make trouble and let Thor kill the giant - there are many such examples. I am a demon who keeps my promises, and credibility is the most important contract in my eyes. I will not look for any excuses to modify my promises privately, just like my promise to my monarch - so the credibility of the Norse gods is zero with me, and I don't believe it."

Oh grass.

I almost forgot that I have a bad reputation.

Loki thought for a long time and then spat out a mouthful of blood.

"My master, Loki, is a man who keeps his promises." The messenger pretending to be Loki began to lie: "The money can even be delivered first. As for the promise of never attacking, it can also be achieved through the oath of God. If you still don't believe it, we can go through the Elbe River, and you can supervise this action throughout the process."

"You don't respect me at all, messenger. You don't consider me a friend, and you don't even want to call me Duke." Although the other party didn't follow the routine at all, Levi still forced the line to turn around. After all, there are some things that can't be said once in a lifetime, and this time he must pretend to be enough! "This is the first time you ask me for help, and I believe it won't be the last time. You didn't invite me to drink at Loki's altar, nor did you swear an oath in the faith of my god. I don't know where I offended you to make you treat me so lightly."

Levi seemed very resentful, and his tone was not angry at all, and even made people feel that he was the one being bullied.

I felt so aggrieved that it was even a little... scary.

"You have already attacked me once. I guess you feel that there is no other way, so you come to talk to me, right? I can also tell you a military secret. My monarch will send a large army soon. Thousands of warships have been assembled along the coast of Frank. The next step is to go to Northern Europe. You are bribing me now to make me happy, understand? - Of course, we don't want the situation in Northern Europe to continue to deteriorate. This is the most important thing."

More importantly, the situation is now tense. Levi knows that Xia Lulu cannot send anyone to continue going north, because his brother in the south may come and cause trouble for him at any time.

What Levi didn't know was that Xia Lulu's younger brother wanted G.

"…Then, what should I do to show my sincerity?"

"...I don't know, I really don't know. So you need to propose this, and we can discuss it with each other.

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Money is always secondary. You must remember that you owe me a favor. I will open the Elbe River so that you can find those Valkyries. All of this is negotiable. However, the next military deployment - you are not allowed to appear within 20 kilometers along the east coast of the Elbe River. And after passing the mouth of the Elbe River, you can only take a boat. My people will follow up at any time within 20 kilometers along the west coast of the Elbe River. The 20 kilometers of the Elbe River is considered a no-combat zone. When you arrive at your designated destination, you must immediately disembark and head east. On the way back, you are not allowed to take the Elbe River again, okay?"

"...I'll go back and ask about this." This... Loki thought for a long time. Can he believe this? After all, he is not a logical person and can't be so cruel. If this were Levi, he would set fire to the entire Teutoburg Forest! What else can he consider when it comes to his own life and death?

"If possible, we will do as you say."

"Well, let's do as we agreed. 20 tons of gold, 20 tons of silver, 20 tons of iron ore, and 20 tons of copper ore. Forget about the spices, I have plenty of them. Oh, you don't have to give them first, you can give them after you get there. If I don't give them to you, just wait for the war to start."

“……?!” What a profiteer, he’s raising the price arbitrarily.

Loki believed most of it, you see, it feels like a business deal.

"Send a hostage. I'll send one over as well." Levi's words made sense: "Please choose one. It must be a heavyweight."

"Okay, have you decided who to send?"

"I haven't decided yet. Let's see how many hostages you have."

Levi has already decided that no matter who is sent, they will commit suicide at the place where they are sent, and then stand up again in their own military camp! Speaking of which, there shouldn't be people who like to commit suicide, it's really hard to find... hard to find... find...

It seems like there are really a lot of nymphomaniacs with chuunibyou around me.

no matter what.

This time, it was just an ambush to delay the attack! - And I could cheat you out of money along the way.

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A delaying tactic. So why should we delay?

"People are back?"

"Yes, I'm back—"

The main purpose of Huan is to build the army, and Levi has found a large number of high-quality soldiers.

Let me tell you a joke - a vampire lord attacked a human capitalist, but when he got close to him, he kneeled down involuntarily according to the vampire hierarchy. Why? Because the human capitalist's blood-sucking ability was at least that of a vampire ancestor! - Why don't vampires dare to attack humans in modern society? Because there is a clear hierarchy and hunting territory concept among vampires. Ordinary humans are the blood food of capitalists! You want to steal the blood food of the ancestor? Are you tired of living?

——What’s even funnier is that Levi is now the protagonist of this joke.

"Then please come in quickly." For some reason, Levi suddenly thought of this sentence: Teacher, the water is boiled, please come in quickly.

"Well... they are quite wary of us." A group of demons left, and a few demons came back, including Ah Fu who led the team.

Ah Fu is my brother! Whoever dares to touch him is equivalent to touching me! He is just like me! - So I asked him to take a dangerous mission for me, which was equivalent to me going there.

Oops, I asked.

Those who go there are "friendly" units, or at least "neutral units". They will not attack. Women are not allowed to go up the mountain because it is useless even if they come. It is not gender discrimination, but mainly discrimination against you as a woman who has not mastered the science and technology of having children with women. This is a lack of effort.

Everyone is very reasonable.

Levi sacrificed more than a thousand demons under his command. Anyway, he could have been replenished later... Ah? Was he really too evil? He actually performed a demon sacrifice? —— Hey, if you want to sacrifice humans alive, then you can sacrifice demons alive. If you want to sacrifice him, then you can sacrifice me! Besides, I believe in the three desert cults. I don't do bad things and don't ask for help from the gods when ghosts knock on my door. Why should I ask for help from the gods? I have already worshipped Brother Tian as my big brother, isn't it just to do some cult things?

Besides, it doesn't necessarily mean death, which is like setting the devil free. You are so old, it's hard for you to have the freedom to mate. The freedom to mate doesn't mean you can have a party and do whatever you want - it means that after you "do whatever you want", you can bear the consequences of "doing whatever you want"! For example, giving birth to three big fat boys! Can you afford it? Do you dare to raise them? Do you dare to give birth?

In the past, when a woman was about to be pregnant with you, she would emotionally say, "I want to give birth to many children for you." That was just fuel.

Now when women say this, it is a serious coolant.

"? Didn't I find more than a thousand demons for you?" Levi was puzzled. He looked at the demons who came back and saw that their legs were shaking and their bodies were shaking. It was obvious that the demons under his command had just escaped from the clutches of the enemy and expressed strong discomfort: "Only two or three kittens came back? Why are they all pale and skinny and malnourished? Ah Fu, did you withhold the military pay?"

"I never drink soldiers' blood." Ah Fu shook his head, but he looked very scared. "It's true that we encountered a difficult problem. You said you were busy with work, and I think it's true (not!), so I took people up the mountain. Sure enough, there were harpies who stopped us, but... it was different from what we imagined. At the beginning

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We are dealing with a Dark Harpy."

"……what?"

"Later we learned that there was something wrong with these dark harpies. They were the smarter type among the harpies. Their wings were black, and the price of being smart was brutality... Yeah, we learned it. This type of harpy would take the initiative to attack. Suddenly, dark harpies that covered the sky and the sun appeared. We prepared for battle but were dispersed wave after wave. Fortunately, the harpies' fighting power was not high, and after we regrouped, they took more than 300 of us and ran away."

“…Ah? There are more than three hundred people missing?” Levi was stunned for a moment and thought to himself that the demons under his command were really… Alas.

Fortunately, I was able to fill in the gaps, so I didn't feel bad. I didn't feel bad about donating all these 1,000 people, but my prestige (corruption) value dropped a little too fast.

"Yeah, so many good brothers are gone." He sighed like Jim Raynor, these good brothers are not worth even 50 bucks: "We became more cautious after we continued to move forward, and later we met the friendly harpies we were going to meet. After leaving people as hostages, I returned with the other side's mistress. The other side's mistress said she wanted to express her gratitude and ask...is there anything else?"

"Oh my..." Levi couldn't help but sigh that this world is really terrible.

After all, he is a warlord, not a human trafficker.

Of course, if people are considered property, then I am a human trafficker.

"More? That's insatiable. I'm just waiting for a replacement of troops, but you're asking for more? Let her in." Levi walked to Ah Fu and said distressedly, "You've worked hard this time. I won't let you perform such a dangerous mission for me next time."

"It's not that dangerous. They have no interest in someone like me... Wait a minute? There will be a next time?! Brothers should settle accounts clearly!!!" Ah Fu jumped up and grabbed Levi's collar, kicking him directly on the knee: "What do you mean? You think I'm easy to bully, right?!"

"How is that possible? We are brothers with such deep love!" Deep, misty rain fell.

Love is deep and rainy? --That means the relationship is not that good.

"Very blue! Brotherhood? It's already over!" Ah Fu, who was hugging Levi, said he didn't accept his words at all: "Unless you agree to one condition of mine."

"I won't agree unless you say so first."

"Okay, I'll take that as your agreement!——"

We are all good brothers, why should we separate ourselves?

Ah Fu was obviously a good brother. He patted Levi on the waist with a smile and said, "Outside is the Harpy Matriarch, but this Harpy is different from the ordinary ones. It is neither friendly nor evil. It is simply more neutral under the guidance of the Matriarch."

"? What's the name of this mistress?"

"Call... call... oh, call Ivana."

"…What? Avna?"

"Avina, what's that? Avna? Your pronunciation is so weird." Ah Fu continued his explanation: "She and her tribe are called harpies. It is said that they worship the Moon Mother. Well, a group of pagans. But you don't need a few pagans here. Listen to my advice, being with pagans will lead to nothing."

"That's right." You are all pagans. Levi said that he would have to think about this matter carefully. After all, the other party was very secretive. "Please ask Miss AV Na to come in. Let's talk about salary and future operations."

177 White clothes like snow, coming and going like the wind

AV…Miss Avonna…No, ma’am.

Then she can no longer be called a lady, she is the mother of harpy people, who knows how many children and grandchildren she will have. In addition, it is unknown how many eggs a bird will lay at a time, so the cloaca is an excellent choice.

Who likes to pick chrysanthemums under the eastern fence and the flowers in the back garden of the jade tree? The cloaca reproduction of birds like the harpy is simply a blessing to the world.

This looks too...

It doesn't look like an eagle, does it?

I don't know if it's because of race, but her graceful figure and sexy body - she feels slimmer than others. It's the kind of "white, young and thin" that is criticized on the Internet now, but is becoming more and more popular. The King of Chu is ecstatic about her thin waist, and Koreans have to say that she has long and plump legs. Japanese people have to give a thumbs up to her feet, and Chinese people have to admire her white hair temperament!