Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

“Also, don’t randomly attribute what you think is good or bad to me! I am your master, and I don’t need you to think for me!” Don’t cause any piggies… a tragedy of misunderstanding like Juliet and Romeo, where they could have talked it out, but ended up both committing suicide! That’s not only a tragedy, it’s also fucking tiring to watch! Nip all possible tragedies in the bud, and don’t have time to complain: “I put you by my side, first, because you do have the effect of a gold medal of immunity from death. Second, because your defense is much higher than that of ordinary people! There are Taimanin everywhere who are willing to block a sword for me, but you really put all your skills into defense. Others died with one sword, but you didn’t even break the skin with one sword——”

It is probably difficult to break through that layer.

"Don't keep yelling at me like a dog, do you understand?"

"Yes... yes!" Okay, this? I can't go down for the time being.

"Come on! I have to inspect the giant camp today!"

"Really?! - You said that as long as it doesn't bother others and doesn't cross the bottom line, it's OK, right..."

"...That's what I said, but don't test my bottom line..."

"No, I won't test you! I already know~~~Um, can you talk to me in this tone from now on... No, scolding

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"...I want my blood pressure to be normal for two years." Not everyone likes to speak in a beastly and roaring manner like the Führer. In fact, even the Führer is a gentle and elegant art student in private - he just often plans some evil things.

Meat armor.

Those who understand this are not good people, but basically Sandakness is in this effect. And wearing the flesh armor...even if it feels good for a while, it is also tiring. Even if it is described in those heavy-mouthed books, the weight of the flesh armor has been greatly "reduced", wearing dozens of kilograms is still tiring. It's better to be like Darkness, who can walk by himself.

Levi was too lazy to even wear armor. He used to wear plate armor, but now he only wore cloth armor.

"Master, the giants' camp is ahead."

Darkness is relatively familiar with this place.

"......?" Levi took a look and thought it was weird, so he took another look.

"Is this the giants' camp? Are you sure?"

"Uh... yes, the aesthetic taste of this giant tribe is indeed..." The masochist felt embarrassed: "It is indeed a bit strange."

From a distance, it looks foggy, and from close up, the kiln looks like a Shao, as if it were made of a whole brick.

After all, they are giants of 5-8 meters, and you can see that they are very majestic. This relatively simple giant gate in front is made of three trunks of about meters tall trees cut down to a height of more than meters. Although it is tall, it is a wooden door that is made of three pieces of wood.

On the door was a line of large characters written in barbaric Latin: "City of Wind and Cloud Giants".

...?

"This... they built a city?" Levi was quite surprised. He didn't have this plan?

"Uh... please continue reading."

There was no other way, Levi nodded suspiciously and walked in. Then there was a huge road sign -

"Go straight ahead and enter the Valley of Heroes. Turn left to the Demon Sealing Platform; turn right to the Storm Altar."

“……?!?!?”

Maybe the building structure is large enough, but Levi looked at the path that people walked on in the empty land, and then it was called [Hero Valley]? The Demon Sealing Platform on the left... seems to be a place where the giants usually cook, and it is also a bit simple. Not to mention the Storm Altar on the right, it is just a huge wooden pillar that looks about 40 meters high, which is the highest mark. Levi understands this——

The main thing is that if there is a lightning strike from the sky, there are giants here who are five meters tall on average. It is hard to say whether they will be killed by a lightning strike. It is usually okay in the forest, but now that we are on the plain, we have to erect a few more pillars here to use as lightning rods.

It's very scientific.

But beyond the science…

"Demon-slaying pillars, dragon-locking squares, corpses of great demons... this [Hate the sky without a handle and hate the earth without a ring, take charge of the Germanic and surrounding tribes, about 300 steps around the forest village - a true hero] - what the hell is this?"

"Well... it's been like this since the giant tribe came. Actually, there are even more... outrageous things..."

"? What the hell?"

"There is a group of dwarves." Darkness continued, "They don't know what's wrong with them. They worship these giants crazily. They all think they are the chosen ones. Now they talk like this..."

"I￥@#￥——Tell them to come see me! Come on, I didn't ask these middle school kids to come here to hold a cosplay convention!"

172 The Bright Middle Ages: Aircraft Carriers Launched to Sea in the 8th Century?

The second-year syndrome has struck, and Levi has no ambition to save a large number of young people or fallen women. In the words of Sammo Hung, "If we invite every girl on this street to eat a spring roll, we will go bankrupt."

The best way to solve the problem is to help fallen women find jobs again. It is better to work in a factory than in a brothel. Being forced to work in a factory is always better than being forced to work in a brothel.

Things like work always make people happy (forced smile).

Levi's dream is that one day, he will take enough mercenaries to a small island where earthquakes will never happen, and live a carefree life! - But before that, he still has to work...

"What's wrong with you guys?" Since he didn't have any opinion on Chuunibyou, there was another reason why Levi was so angry: "You repaired so many useless things, and you didn't even report to me? - Do you know that the giant tools you are using now were all paid for by me?"

The funding from above (Xia Lulu) hasn't been approved yet, Li Wei is so distressed! - What a waste!

"If you want to build a wonder, please go back to Brittany. What's the point of building it here? Also, stop that weird worship right now! I accept all official beliefs, but if you don't, I'll kill you all!"

As the saying goes, a swarm of ants can kill an elephant, especially more than 40,000 ants that are only five times smaller than an elephant. Well... the giants would have to think twice before looking for trouble.

What's more, it's obvious that these giants are suffering from the second-year syndrome and are crazy because of poverty.

"Uh... Sir, don't be angry, don't be angry."

Such a huge giant wife kneeled in front of Levi, she actually still had some backbone.

But my backbone was quickly shattered in front of money. I have never fought such a rich battle before! I can stand up on the spot after death, and the salary is still so high. I no longer have to hide in the mountains and forests to forge, and I can spread the gospel of the second disease anytime and anywhere.

"...Speaking of which." Levi looked at the

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The wife, who was almost as tall as him, couldn't help but sigh: "I was just angry just now... Excuse me, who are you?"

"My name is Weiwei, and I'm Huihui's mother."

“…Who?” The devil was stunned for a moment, not quite understanding: “Who is Huihui?”

"...My daughter? Oh, the one over there..."

The giant lady pointed casually, and then Levi saw a girl on the side... OK, brothers, I know who it is. It's the giant girl who calls herself Jetrati, the one who sold the holy sword wholesale to Levi and the middle school giant who blocked his way. It can be seen that this [Jetrateti] is a pseudonym.

“? Ah? Uh… hey… hey~” It turned out that the cool and aloof look of the second year disease was gone. Jetrati/Megumin acted cute, revealing a mouthful of small white teeth, and then playfully stuck out her tongue, trying to get away with it with cuteness.

“Hmph, you beast, kneel down!” The tone of this conversation was like that of a mother: “Do you remember that you swore in front of your dead father’s tomb that you would never despise being called Huihui! Why did you break your vow!”

“I remember… but the situation was critical at the time, so I just went out to sell a smuggled product… uh, a holy sword. I just used a fake name to demonstrate my true identity. It’s not that I hate my name, Megumin. Later… later I used this name to get paid, mom, to get paid! Once I change it, I can’t change it back… and the name Jetrati is much cooler than Megumin…”

“!! It’s better to be safe than sorry! If your dead father’s spirit finds out that you hate the name Huihui, he will come back to life and find fault with you immediately!”

"…Mom? What happened to my dad? Why are you so afraid of him coming back to life?"

"...Alas. I didn't tell you before because I was afraid that you would get into trouble when you were young and impetuous. Now I won't hide it from you anymore, you've grown up. Back then, before your father died, he asked me to give him more sacrifices. I thought about it for a long time and couldn't bear to send them to the underworld. Until now, those tributes are still with me as a thought - and emergency currency. I guess your father is not living a very peaceful life in the underworld..."

"Eh? Mom. I had a dream a few days ago where my father came to me..."

"? What did you dream about? Well, I do have some spare money now, but... I need to save it for you and your sister to get married in the future..."

"No, mother - I dreamed a few days ago that my father married another woman down there and had two big fat boys. He said that we should not contact each other anymore, and he was living a very happy life. He..."

"!!! Bang!" Mrs. Weiwei rolled her eyes and fainted. What a pathetic and funny character.

Levi witnessed a family ethics drama.

"…Is your mother okay?"

"It's okay, I often go crazy like this." Huihui lowered her head and looked at Levi, squatted down and poked her mother's cheek: "She will come to her senses in a while - if you want to go, now is a good time!"

"..." Are you sick? How can you be a daughter like this? ! "Your real name is Huihui, right? - I am here today to warn all giants. Your behavior has almost touched my reverse scale. Everything else is fine. First, stop wasting and do not use the standard equipment I provide without orders - I don't care about spontaneous behavior; second, stop spreading strange beliefs and release those dwarves who worship you."

"...They came here by themselves. Uh, although we looked very handsome kneeling on the ground. But dwarves are short to begin with, and if they kneel down, it's easy for them to get kicked when they walk carelessly. We are also very distressed."

"Okay, as long as you say this." Levi waved his hand, indicating that this group of Chuunibyou race really made people feel...

It's actually pretty good.

Being a middle school student is just a manifestation of their dissatisfaction with reality and their own status. These people hope to stand out, preferably in a handsome way, so that everyone will think they are heroes.

At least these chuunibyou want to be heroes, which makes them much better than mature adults.

It's just... a little more shameful.

"The next task is to build a ship, a big ship - of course, a big ship for ordinary creatures like us." Levi pointed to the gate and said, "In short, you should build a dock by the sea first. Then start cutting down trees. I will provide the materials."

"Oh..." It was obvious that the giants who were assigned the task of not being able to act like a middle school student were not in a very good mood, but at least they could still handle the job.

This won’t work. How can I change my car if you don’t work hard?

"...Well, since you are all so...passionate." Levi didn't like this word very much.

Of course, he had no idea that what happened next would go down in history.

"Come, let me sing you a...boatman's song."

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"Ah~~~ The alliance of the free kingdom is unbreakable, and the great races are forever united. The kingdom established by the will of all races. Unified and powerful, long live. A solid fortress of friendship among all races; Levi's country is the power of the people. For the sake of justice, he leads the people. And inspires us to create merit~~"

"..."

You see, from the tribal system, we have crossed the primitive society, slave society, feudal society and capitalist society in one step. At least the tune of this hometown is like this - full of momentum... At least

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It is full of vigor and enterprising.

If a young tree is not pruned, it will not grow straight; if a person does not take care of himself, he will become weak.

If you want a ship, you need a blueprint, and if you have a blueprint you must first listen to your boss’s requirements.

"Uh, so what are your design requirements? - Why build such a large dock? If you're building an ordinary longship, you don't need a dock. If you're building an ordinary battleship, then you do need one... No one has wanted to build a battleship for many years. The last time was the time before..." Soridorsen Kotoko came over to get Levi's design drawings.

"Take a look at my battleship sketch first."

"? Battleship sketch? What else? Let's make it clear first, your goal is to design it, and my goal is to build it. This is too ridiculous. I... Hmm!? What is this?"

"Well, I designed it... a flight deck of 460 meters in length and meters in height. I'll go find a species that can fly. Quadruple-mounted mm cannon..."

“…hiss.” The other party tore up the blueprint directly: “This thing is useless. If I can make it, I’ll be your grandson! Don’t waste paper. Tell me what you want and I’ll help you draw it!”

173 What Kind of Person Are You?

Roll, roll to death!

Let me tell you a cliché ghost story: The Maxim machine gun was named after Dr. Maxim. A doctor thought that there was something wrong with the gun and it could be improved, so he took it upon himself and changed the fate of human war history. From then on, the god of death could finally mechanized wheat harvesting.

The stirrup was originally used for mounting a horse sideways, with only one on each side. I don’t know if the little cutie finally felt something was wrong, or wanted to mount a horse with both hands - so after hundreds of years, the stirrup was no longer used for mounting a horse, but became what it is today, which is very popular in farming and very popular with nomadic herders.

So some things are born to fight, but humans have to go through a long period of cuteness before they realize that this thing can actually kill people? - Hurry up! The 88 anti-aircraft gun is used for flat shooting, and when I watched Doraemon, I thought that drones can kill people at a distance! Once the brain hole is opened, the four evils will come rolling in. When humans think, the evil gods laugh wildly.

However, Li Wei did not plan to go out and show respect to the wise men. As a senior cadre, how could he do everything himself? There were many more important things that needed him.

"Who among you can fly? Come with me aboard the ship later."

At the routine meeting, Levi called all the birds he could call over, and he was as excited as an ant on a hot pot! After all, the meeting of all the nobles of the kingdom was held in Aachen, and everyone had voting restrictions, so he was full of birds. This time I am finally back, I will show you what it means to have the final say!

"……fly?"

The two-legged people present looked at each other, saying that their parents had given them two fewer arms.

"Why, I have so many people under my command, who have sworn to fight with me through fire and water, and now they can't even do something as simple as flying?" Levi said that he wanted to evolve from the 8th century AD to the 80th century AD! Cyberpunk! "Isn't it just that you don't have wings? What's there to be afraid of? I'll give you two prosthetic wings, and fly?"

"It's easy to say. We don't have wings and can't fly." Levi, on the side, held her cheek with a look of disdain. The beauty spoke with half of Zaporizhia: "You were born with two wings, and you, a bird, can't fly. Why should we fly? You (mute)..."

"Bang!" Levi slammed the table hard, and looked at Levi angrily in everyone's frightened eyes: "——That makes sense."

“……”Everyone felt that their beautiful young devil boss was indeed mentally unstable.

Anyway, no one has the courage to challenge Levi, why?

"Since what you said makes so much sense, but I noticed that you walked in with your left foot first! Men walk in with their left foot and women walk in with their right foot. Why aren't you wearing a hat today? - Someone, come here. Robert, and a few others - yes, you! Take her down and spank her!"

"?!?! Li Wei, you are taking revenge on your own people, you @#￥@...ah!"

"In this dynasty, people are never punished for their words - except for disrespect." This is the requirement in the QQ group. Anyway, I never have the final say. You can scold anyone, but you dare to scold me...

Levi was pulled down by several maids who rushed up like wolves and tigers. They didn't give him any face at all, and it was obvious that they were very skilled.

Everyone was trembling with fear, and it was obvious that Levi's behavior was very tyrannical.

"Continue with the previous question - who can fly?"

Levi was not beaten because he scolded Levi, but because he had just entered the goal with his left foot first.

Everyone comforted themselves.

"Dear master, none of us can fly... As far as I know, Valkyries should be able to fly. I saw a Valkyrie when I walked in with my left foot a few days ago. They should be able to fly, right?" Darkness raised his hand to speak, and Levi covered his head and said, "I know - then..."