Traveling to another world, I made a two-dimensional girl into a card

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"It's too late! Remember to speak faster next time!" Ximi laughed like a villain. She activated her magic without hesitation. Countless deep blue lights lit up from the surrounding skeletons. These skeletons were quickly resurrected into willless skeleton soldiers, holding lightsabers and pistols, creating chaos inside the flesh and blood monster.

"Ximi..." Ju'er was hesitant to speak. She quickly calmed herself down, and with her hands so weak that they were about to stick to the hilt, she held the sword and struggled to join the battle.

“Hahaha, I’m so high!” Ximi made the sound of a vampire hitting his head. A large number of skeletons were broken up by the flesh and blood monsters. The next second, they reorganized into combat soldiers and continued to clear the monsters on the road. “I’ve long wanted to try the feeling of being a demon king. Kneel down in front of the food of Ximi, the world’s number one chef!”

Ximi obviously let herself go. Fang Qingyun also tried his best to protect Ju'er with his shield. He rushed from one end to the other like a bulldozer. The flesh monsters that tried to block the way were hung on the spikes of the durian shield. Seeing himself on the other side, Ju'er shouted, "Ximi!"

"Hey, here they come." Ximi once again revived a bunch of skeleton soldiers to block the flesh monsters. After a few flashes in the air, she came in front of Fang Qingyun. At this moment, she did not look like a big devil just now: "Don't look at me, the wind is strong!"

The three of them rushed into the elevator room. At this time, Ju'er was almost stuck to Fang Qingyun's back due to the infection of C-04, but fortunately her consciousness was still intact, and it was only her body that restricted her movements. Fang Qingyun slammed the door of the elevator room shut, blocking the flesh and blood monster outside.

There are two elevators in the elevator room. One goes up directly to the surface and can lead to the star gate that Ximi has always dreamed of. The other goes to the lower level to the Ashan bison grazing area.

"My backup is in the Ashan bison grazing area. Someone there has prepared a car that can take me away at any time." Ju'er rubbed her itchy face with her shoulder. This simple action made her shoulder and face stick together.

Fang Qingyun raised his eyebrows. The skeleton trio was on the surface. They were there with all of Ximi's belongings. If Ximi didn't care about Ju'er, she could directly return to the human world with all her belongings and be resurrected by the necromancer to become a real person. The cookbooks she carried with her and her life's hard work would win her countless applause. After all, cooking was not prohibited in alien colonies. The price behind all this glamour was nothing more than losing Ju'er.

"Is there any need to make such a choice?" Ximi angrily pressed the down button of the elevator and rejected the temptation. Let those precious cookbooks, favorite anime and puppets of past friends go with the wind. Ximi roared out his decision: "Let the past stay in the past. Someone can write cookbooks and the like, even if it takes forever. What I have to do now is to go to the future with you, Ju'er!"

Faced with a scene where the flowers and background music could almost be considered a confession, Fang Qingyun calmly took out a tablet from his pocket and spelled out a line of words: "The souls of those three people have been preserved. They told me a long time ago, but they were afraid that you wouldn't believe it."

"Huh?" Ximi made a sound of surprise and doubt, as if he was stunned by the situation.

"Besides, the star gate upstairs has been destroyed by someone, so it can't be used at all." Juer felt that her lips were stuck together: "There is another star gate on the ground floor that can be used."

"So don't hesitate, hurry up and evacuate your friends and your cooking books and anime." Fang Qingyun typed, "I'll take Ju'er down first."

Chapter 216: Just like the first time we met

Ximi was like being hit by a hammer. She was in a daze until she saw Fang Qingyun carrying Ju'er downstairs and walked into the elevator to the surface. Fang Qingyun should not lie, but why... why didn't her friends tell her? Ximi was surprised and happy, but she was also worried that this was an illusion in the water, and she was in a state of not daring to reach out and touch it.

When she reached the surface and saw three friends who were playing cards out of boredom, she felt mixed emotions. She was homesick and found herself in a rare awkward situation where she didn't know how to start a conversation. She could only watch her three friends play cards from a distance while squatting on the side and thinking about her speech.

Khamul sat on the box, holding a faded photo of the past between his fingers, and silently threw out the last two cards. The photo showed several people playing games together. Juer was sitting cross-legged on the sofa with a chicken leg in his mouth, operating the controller intently. Zhiwei, a tall and fat man with freckles, was sitting next to them, operating the controller with sweat on his head. Ximi and Yating were eating fried chicken and watching the game nearby, while Khamul was leaning on the sofa drinking beer with an expression that seemed to be detached from the world.

"I don't want to play anymore." Yating threw down the cards in her hand, revealing a handful of scattered cards: "You still have a bad hand. Zhiwei and I can't beat you alone. I don't want to play anymore."

Zhiwei, who was standing next to him, put down the cards that seemed a little small in his broad palm, fearing that he would tear the cards into pieces if he used too much force. "Oh, there's nothing we can do. Khamur is always the most observant one among us. It's normal that he can't beat Lao Liu in playing cards. Don't be angry."

Khamur wanted to lick his lips, but was embarrassed to find that he had no tongue and no lips, so he wanted to drink a bottle of beer as he did before, but he searched for a long time but couldn't find the brand he wanted.

"The beer is long gone." Although Yating was a little sulky, she was only upset about her bad luck and did not implicate Khamur: "We have been dead for so long, the beer must have been used by Ximi to cook, right?"

Zhiwei scratched his head and spread his hands carelessly: "I don't drink beer, I don't know where the beer is, you might as well ask Ximi to find it, she knows it very well anyway"

Seeing this, Ximi came out from the dark. Faced with such a vivid life scene, she unconsciously threw away her thoughts and joined the conversation naturally: "I remember that Khamur likes this kind of beer the most, right?"

Ximi used his magic power to construct a temporary skeleton hand, and took out a dented beer can from a corner of the luggage and handed it to Khamul.

"Hey, boss, when did you come?" Yating quickly put the poker together. The subconscious call of "boss" woke Ximi up from this warm dream. Looking at Yating who looked like a student meeting her teacher, Ximi began to think that maybe Fang Qingyun just told a warm lie to prevent her from giving up her hard work.

But Ximi didn't realize from beginning to end that she should speak out about this matter. She was too excited and worried that everything was fleeting, so she locked herself in her own logical loop and returned to her comfort zone with a slight touch.

Khamur, who was watching from the side, saw through something. He interrupted Ximi's wild thoughts using the same communication method he used to have with Ximi: "Ximi..."

This name seemed to have a kind of magic that made Ximi listen carefully unconsciously.

"...I should have said before that I don't like this kind of beer." Khamul took the bumpy beer can from the skeleton's hand, opened it skillfully with his knuckles, poured the precious, non-renewable beer from his head, and felt the temperature of the beer with his skeletal body. The wise man seemed to have absorbed alcohol directly from this small action, and his tone of voice was a little tipsy: "I just like the feeling of holding something with a smooth surface and thinking carefully. It has nothing to do with the brand of beer."

Ximi was brought back to her memories by a word from Khamul. This incident was buried in a corner of her heart, and even she had never noticed it until Khamul reminded her. Then she found the precious memory from her dusty thoughts. The appearance of the slightly drunk Khamul at that time and the skeleton named Khamul now overlapped, making Ximi want to cry.

"Khamul..." Yating gritted her teeth and reminded Kahamul in a low but clear voice. They had agreed not to expose themselves in front of Ximi. Now that Kahamul was outspoken, wouldn't the previous concealment be in vain?

Khamur, who saw through everything, shook the beer can and poured the remaining beer on his head: "I guess the apprentice has already told the truth. Didn't you notice that the light in Ximi's eyes disappeared when he heard you call him boss?"

"Fuck, Ximi, please don't scare me." Yating put her two bony hands on Ximi's shoulders, but with her ghostly body, they hit nothing: "I am your best friend, okay, if Juer comes back, I will be your second best friend, a secret thing you should not know... Well, let me think, um, yes, when you helped me write my graduation thesis, you wrote your own name, and I defended it a second time because of this reason."

Yating racked her brains and tried her best to prove that she was not a puppet in Ximi's memory, so she revealed a secret that Ximi didn't know at all. This little news naturally made Ximi accept this good friend who was always talkative. She shared everything with Ximi, and even talked a lot about some of the little ambiguities and little interests between her and Zhiwei, so it was a bit difficult for her to tell the other side of her that Ximi didn't know.

The three people who confirmed that they were real people looked at Zhiwei, who was the last one. Zhiwei shrugged and said, "Yating has already proved that she is a living person. Why should I, who lives with her day and night, prove it?"

"Hurry up and tell me." Ximi now believed that what Fang Qingyun said was true, but at this moment she was in ecstasy that she had not made an irreparable mistake, so she spoke with a bit of openness as if she was talking to a good friend: "If you don't tell me, I will tell Yating about your smoking opium."

Facing his girlfriend's murderous gaze, Zhiwei quickly clarified what Ximi said: "Bullshit! Don't spread rumors! This is all Juer's fault. She wanted to mix a new drink, but she used your secret stuff as water to make a new drink. When I took a sip, I felt so milky, and then you came in..."

"I don't know anything about this, just assume that you have passed the test." Ximi waved his hand generously and put his arm around her shoulder: "Now we are all gathered in the dormitory, what we have to do is very simple, that is, to escape from this underground city together! But the plan has changed, we have to go to the star gate on the lower level!"

"So, Ximi, you should use your magic sparingly," Yating, who was studying the same major as Ximi, reminded him, "I don't want you to melt before you reach the end. Although our souls are still preserved, once we lose your magic, we will disappear completely."

"Well said, but now is the time to supplement some knowledge about the dead. Having a body means having more ways to relax. If you satisfy your mind, your soul will heal naturally." Ximi raised a finger proudly and imitated a blonde vampire in anime he had seen before: "Molloy, Molloy, now Ximi has transcended humans. As long as I am happy, my magic power will be endless!"

"So, as long as your soul is satisfied, you will never disappear?" Yating was a little skeptical: "Although I am not good at studying the soul, I always feel that your statement is like a setting that was forcibly made up to make the ending perfect..."

"You said you didn't learn well." Ximi patted Yating carelessly and successfully put his hand into Yating's sternum, which looked very weird. "So, you just need to remember this point. By the way, the C-04 that killed us has come out again, so the three of you who are not capable of fighting will be responsible for carrying the luggage. I have to go down to help the apprentice and Ju'er drive away those monsters. Do you need me to leave some people?"

Zhiwei pulled open the "bone hand" that climbed onto his body in the physical sense, and complained: "I have to say every time, Ximi, your wonderful ability to make cold jokes, but it is not necessary at all. Do you think the weapons we prepared are just cosplay props made of plastic?"

Zhiwei showed the huge two-handed battle axe behind him, Yating also showed her sickle as a weapon, even Khamul, who looked like just a staff member, showed a shotgun he had kept for safekeeping.

Ximi nodded: "Okay, see you later"

Ximi left in a hurry. She did not tell her three friends about Juer's situation. Even if she did, it would only increase their worries. Now that she had confirmed that the three friends had retained their souls, she felt relieved. She originally wanted to ask her friends if they had forgiven her for her behavior, but in the end she said nothing.

It was a bit coercive to say this at this time. After everything was settled, she would naturally go to these friends and atone for her previous choice.

Now she had something more important to do. She swooped to the elevator entrance with her lightsaber in hand and got on the elevator. Now her heart was filled with courage.

Ju'er, Apprentice, hold on, I'll be there soon.

"So we don't care about what happened back then?" Zhiwei looked at Ximi's departing back and said something harsh, but his tone didn't seem to imply further investigation: "She gave up on us back then."

"Judging by actions rather than heart, there is no gentleman if you judge by heart." Yating expressed her attitude.

"...Now is not the time to talk about this." Khamur seemed to see through something: "Let's focus on the things at hand first. Ximi will give us an explanation later."

Chapter 217: Orange's Double Standards

"So how long have you been injured?" Fang Qingyun took the elevator to the lower floor with Ju'er on his back, holding the virtual keyboard on the tablet: "Why do I feel like you are about to stick to me?"

"It should be just now." Ju'er's mouth barely kept opening and closing. Fortunately, she didn't need to breathe, otherwise she might have suffocated to death on the road: "Otherwise, I would have rotted into a puddle of mud."

"Then how did you get injured?" Fang Qingyun walked out of the elevator door carrying Ju'er on his back. In his impression, Ju'er's fighting ability should be quite considerable. In the plot, even after being defeated by zombies, she was still able to drag her injured body to defeat a large number of C creatures, almost bathing the entire lower level of Ashan in dragon fire. Finally, she was ambushed and stabbed by a long thorn of a C creature.

Logically speaking, Ju'er could have easily swept away those monsters just now by himself. It was a bit embarrassing to be ambushed by such a mixed-haired monster.

"..." Ju'er was silent. Could she say that because she had recovered from being alone to her previous state, her ability to take care of herself had declined a lot, and she was accidentally attacked by an unfamiliar monster? In short, she was too excited to see Ximi, and ended up getting attacked by a monster she had never seen before.

All right, let's not talk about it anymore. Fang Qingyun put the tablet back into the plastic bag, held up the big shield and axe gun to face the surging wave of C creatures coming from the lower level of Ashan. He used to stay away from the slime waves, but now facing this ocean of flesh and blood, he took a step forward without fear.

Among this group of C creatures there were huge aliens nearly three stories tall, looking like a broken sternum with a number of appendages growing out of it for movement, flesh and bones mixed together in a disorderly manner, spraying deadly corrosive poisonous mist everywhere. Some looked like elongated SCP-173, with a peanut-like body shape but three or four compound eyes growing on the top of the head. Their limbs with bared fangs and claws flapped on the ground, and a layer of smoke and dust rose from the turned up soil.

Now that Ju'er is sticking to him and Ximi is not around, Fang Qingyun can finally use all his fighting abilities without scruples without worrying about causing accidental injuries to Ximi and Ju'er.

He broke free of his phosphorus wings and flew into the air, pouring energy into his axe spear, causing the axe blade to grow to nearly two meters wide. With a single sweep, he could decapitate those three-story-high monsters, if they really were heads.

The dancing water sword was flexible and changeable. It attacked from all directions and chopped into pieces all the C creatures that tried to pounce on it. The gushing corrosive liquid was blocked by the water shield and was soon separated by the water shield and fell into the vast monster sea below.

He spit out poisonous mist from his mouth that was enough to dissolve bones, and shot out flames from his eyes that could melt flesh and blood. Fang Qingyun used all parts of his body to inflict damage on the sea of monsters. Ju'er's life was the most important thing. He had to quickly fight his way out of this bloody situation with Ju'er. He had no time to waste on these monsters.

Ju'er stuck to Fang Qingyun's back, looking at the monsters so densely packed that it made her scalp tingle. They were like a tide hitting a reef, and were smashed to pieces in front of Fang Qingyun as if they were committing suicide.

Soon, Fang Qingyun, who was impenetrable by the water shield, felt the burning sensation on his back. He took the time to look back and saw that the flames from his eyes had turned another monster flying towards him into a torch. Something was wrong... No enemy had broken through the defense...

He looked down and saw that Ju'er was already vomiting. She spat out green slime-like gel from her mouth. The gel seemed to be the compressed product of dragon fire. It fell on Fang Qingyun, who was fully stretched by the fire resistance, and gave him a burning sensation, but he felt more nauseous.

After all, who would be horny for vomit? This is not the second dimension. No matter how beautiful a girl is, the stuff she vomits is disgusting.

"Don't look at me like that." Ju'er was in a state of extreme shame and helplessness, but she couldn't control her stomach: "I feel like I'm reaching the critical point."

Ju'er's vomit drew an arc in the air. Fortunately, she adjusted its trajectory this time. The fluorescent green vomit fell to the ground like a slime. The high-temperature dragon fire gel burned the flesh monsters it touched into ashes within a few seconds.

After eliminating all the large flesh monsters, Fang Qingyun fell to the ground. The water element that was originally used to maintain the water shield was converted into another form. A water knife like a blade whip stretched out from behind Fang Qingyun, lashing all the monsters in front of him like a combine harvester running at full power. With just one sweep, the sharp water blade could cut all enemies within a radius of ten meters in half.

After feeling the crushing effect of this fighting style on the monsters, Fang Qingyun transformed several water swords into water whips without hesitation. The deadly water whips cut into sashimi any target that tried to approach, and scattered them into several pieces like knocked-over building blocks. Even monsters with strong vitality could not be resurrected after being cut like this.

Fang Qingyun quickly dealt with all the monsters. He ran wildly in the direction pointed by Juer. Juer's condition at the moment was not optimistic. In addition, she was delayed for a while by these monsters on the road. Juer might really die.

"Great king, I'm here with my men!" A three-wheeled vehicle equipped with a rocket engine came rushing over from the direction Fang Qingyun was going. The thorny fence on it had the courage to move forward. It used its vines to wrap around the handlebars to speed up. It did a handsome tailspin and stopped in front of Fang Qingyun, almost shaking off the big vine that had already been shaken off.

Fang Qingyun got into the car without hesitation, "pulled" Ju'er off his body, and put him in the middle of the car to ensure that Ju'er would not be thrown off. At this moment, the big vine seemed to want to protect his own life and did not want to experience the terrifying speed of the thorn fence again: "The sign ahead says the maximum speed limit. We must follow human traffic rules. At least on the road, the speed should not exceed 100 yards."

"There's no time to hesitate now." Ju'er had turned into a muddy state at this moment. She took a breath and said with all her strength: "Rules are just tools created by humans to control the behavior of others. After the disappearance of human civilization, human traffic rules have lost their meaning of existence, so don't care about the maximum speed, go full speed ahead!"

"The will of the king!" Ji Ba twisted the handlebars, and the tires made a sharp and harsh friction sound against the ground. The electric tricycle at top speed burst out with an acceleration that did not belong to it. The speed made Fang Qingyun, who was sitting on the side of the tricycle, straighten his waist and was almost thrown out. He resisted the wind pressure in front of him and kept his waist straight.

The expression of the big vine next to it had begun to distort. The whistling wind blew on its face, trying to pour into every hole of it. Its lips were broken by the wind, and its cheeks were filled with northwest wind, making its expression look extremely hideous and ridiculous.

"There is an obstacle ahead!" The veteran driver Jiba shouted loudly. A barricade that looked like a pulled-out animal spine was across the middle of the road, and the spine was covered with meat and blood.

Fang Qingyun stood up and threw the axe in his hand with all his strength like a boomerang, smashing the barricade into pieces and embedding it deeply into the ground. Fang Qingyun also used a trick to ensure that the axe would not block the road. When the tricycle rushed through the gap, Fang Qingyun pulled the axe from the ground, ready to face more roadblocks ahead.

"Enemy spotted on the port side!" Jiba shouted for support. The flesh-and-blood jellyfish, which could barely keep up with the speed, approached from the left side of the vehicle. Its tentacles were trying to grab the side guardrail. As long as it could destroy the vehicle, it would be able to infect the life forms on it into its own appearance.

Before Fang Qingyun could go over to deal with it, the big vine took out a polished stone from the car, rolled it up with the vine and threw it out. The round stone was like a cannonball, accurately hitting the blood jellyfish and piercing it through.

"Store for a thousand days, use for a moment." The big vine rolled up another stone and prepared for battle. Seeing the big vine so brave, Fang Qingyun also concentrated on dealing with the obstacles on the road.

After passing through a tunnel, the entire area seemed to have turned into a sea of flesh and blood. A large amount of flesh and blood wrapped around the armored rhinos and electric sheep like vesicles and hung from the ceiling. A large number of animal organs were hollowed out and parasitized by C creatures, turning into temporary combat forces and approaching the vehicle at high speed.

Just as they blocked the lightning released by a fusion monster that looked like two electric sheep merged together, an armored rhinoceros with tentacles growing out of its abdomen appeared in front of them, moving upside down on the tentacles. Jiba's superb driving skills allowed the vehicle he was driving to avoid the rhinoceros's heavy blows. Fang Qingyun, who was behind them, took a polished round stone from the vine of a large vine and threw the stone, the size of a human head, at the fusion monster.

The tearing wind pressure broke the fusion monster into two infected electric sheep, and the lightning condensed in the air also dissipated in an instant.

The flesh and blood jellyfish that emerged from the wall next to it also showed a second form, with limbs that looked like a large battle axe, but Fang Qingyun was obviously not an easy opponent. He just swept the axe gun and cut the new monster into two pieces.

The sharp tomahawk limbs fell onto the car and cut into the body of the car simply by the acceleration of gravity, scaring the large vine that was less than ten centimeters away from the falling point so much that its expression twisted. However, this guy still remembered his cool style and forced the scream to die in his throat.

The tricycle was speeding up and it was obviously not something these flesh and blood monsters could catch up with. The tricycle accelerated to its maximum speed and passed by the road like a flash of lightning. Amid Jiba's screams, it crashed into another car parked in the middle of the road.

The vehicle disintegrated in an instant, and the violent collision flipped the entire trunk out. Ju'er, who was flying in the air with the trunk, cursed loudly: "Fuck, am I driving into your living room?"

Before Ju'er landed, the tricycle burst into flames. Fortunately, the thorn fence and the big vine were thrown out, and there were no casualties. A mushroom with legs and dressed like an explorer poked its head out from the intact vehicle that had been hit: "Ah, Ju'er and Teng, what brought you here?"

"Professor, isn't it common sense not to park your car in the middle of the road?" Ju'er did not answer Mushroom's question, but questioned angrily. If she hadn't been stuck to the floor of the trunk, she would probably have gotten out to fight.

"Oh, sorry," Mushroom shrugged. "I've always believed that non-humans have no obligation to abide by the rules set by humans."

Juer crawled down from the car and expressed her thoughts: "Social norms are the conclusion drawn from the operation of human civilization for thousands of years. As long as you are a member of society, you must abide by the rules."

"..." The big vine looked at the ground, Ji Ba remained silent, and Fang Qingyun had a subtle expression. Girl, your double standards have reached perfection.

Card designs and statistics that may be useful, as of now

Zombie Army 4 Dead War:

There are thirty cards in total from low to high cost:

1. Crystal Regeneration, 2-cost spell card

[Crystal Regeneration, 2-cost spell card, Twin Spell]

[Instantly gain an empty mana slot]

2、3、医疗运送者，2-1-2

[Medical Transporter (Blue Quality), 2-1-2]

[Minion Card - Undead - Zombie]

[Battlecry: If your minion cards in your deck do not have any race other than zombie cards, restore 3 health points to your hero]

[Deathrattle: Add a "Medical Kit" to your hand]

4、5、嗜血的近战僵尸，2-2-1