Traveling to another world, I made a two-dimensional girl into a card

Wearing heavy armor alone will naturally wear on the body, so Tiechui also designed a set of lining for Fang Qingyun using the shell of the electric snail and the soft shell of the mobile foot of the splitting shrimp. It has a certain degree of defense against chopping while preventing the shell from abrading the skin. However, this armor is ultimately not very effective against two-handed armor-piercing weapons and piercing spears.

The most thoughtful thing is that Tiechui actually designed an exit for Fang Qingyun's pair of phosphorus wings. Fang Qingyun can directly extend the wings from the gap in the armor and still maintain the flying posture without being hindered.

"As for the weapon...here." The hammer hit the anvil, attracting Fang Qingyun's attention. After putting on the armor, his whole body became wider and he took heavy steps and clanged to the side of the anvil, and found the big head of the hammer busy.

It was a warhammer, a two-handed warhammer about 1.2 meters long, and the whole body was probably made of shrimp shells. The armor-piercing cone was made by melting the sharpest joint spurs of the shrimp. It was quite hard, and there was no need to worry about damage even if it was used for mining.

The front is a square hammer head, which can easily knock the enemy's head into a square ink box. The back is like an armor-piercing cone, in the shape of a pickaxe. When encountering an enemy with heavy armor, just turn the hammer 180 degrees to turn it into an armor-piercing weapon that can make a bloody hole with one hammer.

Even if it is a large iron can, it will have no choice but to give in when faced with the high-pressure armor-piercing cone. As long as the armor-piercing cone is not damaged, Fang Qingyun has the confidence to open the can all the way to the end.

The handle of the warhammer is also anti-slip, with a pattern that is both beautiful and anti-slip, so you don't have to worry about the weapon slipping off even if your hands are sweaty. The hammer head of the warhammer is also lightly carved with a skull shape on the side, making the warhammer look more stylish.

"Now you don't have to worry about problems when facing large enemies," Tiechui said proudly, "With your strength, even if you encounter a heavily armored enemy like Pipi Xia again, you don't have to worry about the length of your weapon being insufficient. You are not proficient in various weapons, so I didn't give you a spear that only veterans can use. The warhammer is very suitable for a novice like you. It can effectively increase your ability to attack head-on, and that is the only tactic you are good at."

Indeed... this point is not wrong. Fang Qingyun's tactics are reckless. No matter how many fancy moves or tricks there are, just punch him head-on to kill him. Letting him show off his skills and make a surprise attack is like forcing him to do yoga with one hand on the ground. It is purely to make things difficult for him.

The only tactic Fang Qingyun knows, and the one he is best at, is head-on combat.

Another point, Fang Qingyun also understood why a spear was not made. Although a spear is easy to use, beginners usually fight in formation to hold off the enemy's light cavalry. But Fang Qingyun is fighting alone now. As the old saying goes: a month of stick, a year of sword, a lifetime of spear. A spear is not a good choice for beginners. Therefore, Tiechui finally decided on a war hammer that is similar to a stick.

The meal was over, and it was time to work. Fang Qingyun took off his armor. He was in such a hurry to put it on just now that he didn't even wear the lining. Now he felt a noticeable friction on his body. Although zombies are not sensitive to pain, if the friction lasts too long, it might tear a piece of skin and muscle.

First, put on the lining, then the crotch guard and leg armor, then the high-top combat boots, then the upper body armor, then the shoulder armor, and finally the iron gloves to protect the fingers. Fang Qingyun looks like a space warrior in this outfit. As for why he didn't design a helmet, on the one hand, there was not enough material, and on the other hand...

Among the Space Marines, those who don't wear helmets are real tough guys, and those who wear helmets are just ordinary soldiers. Fang Qingyun is not a superstitious person, but when he had to give up one part, he finally chose the helmet a bit superstitiously.

In fact, there is also the factor that by saving the helmet, all other parts can be armed.

Fang Qingyun, who was carrying a war hammer, habitually carried the anvil behind his back. This action made Iron Hammer and Frying Pan look at each other in surprise. This kid was too honest. Originally, Iron Hammer just wanted Fang Qingyun to retreat, so he said that. Unexpectedly, Fang Qingyun was really strong and had a dull brain, and he really carried the anvil to fight monsters and go on adventures.

"So... kid, put the anvil in the plastic bag. There is nothing that can't be used to make food, so the anvil can also be put in the plastic bag." Tiechui reminded Fang Qingyun. The more he looked at Fang Qingyun, the more he liked this young man Fang Qingyun. He thought that this young man was honest, would not complain even if he encountered problems, and was willing to work hard. Maybe he could take over his mantle in the future.

Fang Qingyun thought about it and felt that it made sense. After all, in the later stages of the game, there would be quite a lot of mechanical enemies, and there were special recipes in the cooking process for how to cook those mechanical enemies.

With cooking skills that can even deep-fry circuit boards and robotic legs, is it weird to use an anvil as an ingredient?

Therefore, Fang Qingyun put all the tools into a plastic bag, stuffed the plastic bag into the interlayer of the armor, and then carried the war hammer and set out on the road to move forward.

Not long after leaving the simple camp, Fang Qingyun saw a... traffic sign? There was another sign standing next to it. There was a black hand drawn on the traffic sign, crossed out by a huge red bar. It was unclear whether it was a no-entry or some other requirement. If the sign he had seen before was correct... this sign should mean that picking fruit was prohibited?

On the standing sign next to it, there was a picture of a large vine with a contemptuous expression that said "If you are a brother, come and chop me", and each of its hands was raising a middle finger, which looked very sarcastic.

But to Qingyun, this expression was just funny and had no provocative power.

Only when you get closer can you see a line of words written on the vertical sign: Picking dragon fruit is prohibited, the king of the forest rules.

Fang Qingyun, who knew the true identity of the Forest King, naturally would not care. The Forest King here had nothing to do with the Forest God that Fang Qingyun met when playing cards. The Forest King was just a romantic middle school student with a sudden attack of the second-year syndrome... The other ghost was also Ximi's good friend when he was alive, but they had disagreements because of their different ambitions, and finally they fell out.

The world has come to an end, and what Ximi wants to do is to reach the star gate at the bottom, and through the star gate to reach another human colony and return to human life.

But therein lies the problem. On the one hand, we don’t know whether this so-called colony is real or not. All its information is secret, and it is possible that opening the star gate will result in nothing in return.

The bigger problem is that opening the star gate is a choice that cannot be reversed. Once the star gate is opened, it will cause a huge earthquake, which will paralyze the current dungeon and all the creatures in the dungeon will become extinct.

To put it bluntly, opening a star gate is a one-time deal, and also a gamble. If you win, you can return to the human world. Anyway, there are many necromancers, and it is not difficult to get another body. If you lose the bet... that means the extinction of the entire underground city. Let's not talk about those ethical issues. There is no place to return. What if the star gate is opened in the universe or on an uninhabited planet? It's better to guard this piece of land and live a good life.

Ximi is the determined one to open the sect, while the King of the Forest, Juer, Ximi's best friend during her lifetime, is the opponent. She is not willing to take the risk to gamble on that slight possibility. She became the King of the Forest by accident, and her idea is very simple. She just plans to live safely as the King of the Forest until she dies of old age.

So the conflict between these two characters, who could make the whole dungeon tremble with every stomp of their feet, can be simply described as a marriage between two best friends.

Fang Qingyun took a step forward with the war hammer indifferently and stepped onto the lawn. Just as his combat boots stepped on the weeds, a thin thorn sprouted out from the ground five or six meters in front of Fang Qingyun and began to talk nonsense.

The name of Thorn is very interesting, as it sounds the same as an insulting part of the human body. Fang Qingyun, who often forgets the name of the protagonist after reading a novel, actually remembered its name when he played the game for the first time.

"Are there any foolish people ready to challenge the authority of the forest king? All you can get from this behavior is regret!" said Jiba.

Have you ever looked up? There is a big guy with a hammer in front of you, ready to rush in to collect the recipe, beat up a few enemies and save the world. He doesn't want to get involved in the fight between women at all.

"The Undead Chef is afraid of our king and dares not face Him. You are just a pawn at her disposal. Your only function is to die." Ji Ba began to threaten Fang Qingyun, but Fang Qingyun remained calm.

Even if we ignore the fact that the zombie has a bit of facial paralysis, and ignore the fact that Fang Qingyun knows everything about Ju'er, he would not be afraid if he really faced the king of the forest.

I have killed the God of the Forest, so why should I be afraid of you, the so-called King of the Forest? How many divisions do you have?

Perhaps it could see from Fang Qingyun's face that he was not easy to mess with, so Jiba was a little scared. However, as he considered himself the diplomat of the forest king, he would not escape so easily. He said firmly: "There is no place for you in this forest. Every step you take is a blasphemy to this land. Go back to her kitchen."

After saying this, before Fang Qingyun could make any response, Jiba retreated back into the ground, as if he was going to find someone to inform.

Fang Qingyun had no intention of tracking Jiba, this guy was a first-rate runner and could not be stopped. Fang Qingyun carried the warhammer on his shoulder and continued walking along the lawn. In front of him was a tin house like the one at a construction site, a prefabricated house with composite panels on the four walls and tin sheets on the roof. The two exposed windows were also equipped with anti-theft windows. The only way to get through was the half-open rolling door. Fang Qingyun bent down and crawled underneath.

The first boss should be in front, right? Let me see how powerful these bosses are in combat... and by the way, try out my new hammer.

If I remember correctly, it should be the big vine in the mecha, right? That guy is also a deadpan comedian and a late-stage chuunibyou character.

When Fang Qingyun looked at the big vine, he felt as if he was looking at a mirror of himself when he was in junior high and high school, that kind of boyish feeling of trying to be strong and childish and look cool.

There is a difference in being cool.

The big vine is the kind of guy who gets scratched in middle school and high school and then says “it’s just a small injury, that’s no big deal” and then shows his masculine strength, instead of the kind of 24k pure idiot who looks like a gangster and says “you are all my women”.

Chapter 179: Big vine? It's really big

It was very dark inside the mobile home and there were no lights. After Fang Qingyun crawled out from the rolling door on the other side, thick green vines sprang out from the ground, wrapped around the mobile home and blocked the rolling door tightly. The sharp thorns scratched Fang Qingyun's leg armor, but they did not come directly at him, but cut off his retreat.

Fang Qingyun turned the sledgehammer in his hand, exposing the spiked side. Facing something like vines, this side of the hammer would hardly cause any damage. It would be better to use an armor-piercing awl to poke a hole. However, sharp weapons were the most suitable. Unfortunately, Fang Qingyun did not have enough materials.

If someone is hit by the hammer in his hand, not only will there be a blood hole as thick as a thumb on the body, but there will also be terrible damage when the armor is shattered. Combined with the enhancements of Qingyun who dealt with the opponent, he is not afraid of another Pi Pi Shrimp. Fang Qingyun is now confident that he can smash the Pi Pi Shrimp's head into pieces with two bangs of the 80-gauge hammer within ten seconds.

The retreat was blocked, there was no way to retreat. Fang Qingyun pursed his lips and blew a breath upwards to stimulate his dry eyes. Although he was confident that he could win, when he actually walked over, he realized how nervous he was.

Not far in front of Fang Qingyun was a large vine. It was not that big actually, less than half a person's height. To be honest, it was only about half a meter high. The vine was just very thick, so it looked particularly strong.

There is an old-fashioned human face on the vine, which does not add a terrifying color like the Uncanny Valley to the whole vine, but is harmonious as it should be. The corner of the eye of the big vine is like a certain sister 45, with a scar running across the entire eye, which adds a bit of fierceness to him, but in fact, the big vine is not a little gangster-like character.

"Hey, didn't you see the notice in front? I drew that!" Big Vine's voice sounded rough, but unexpectedly calm, without any aggressiveness.

I saw it, and you even added two middle fingers to yourself, which is a very vivid drawing.

"The King of the Forest ordered me to guard these fruits, and specifically emphasized that the undead chefs with horns on their heads were not allowed to take them." The big vine was still talking softly to Fang Qingyun, but because of the tone of his voice, his words sounded like an ultimatum from some mafia.

A dead chef with horns on his head... Ju'er, why don't you just write Ximi's ID number on it? In this world, technology and magic are developing together, so ID cards should exist, right? Maybe it's a magical anti-counterfeiting method?

"Are you the undead chef's subordinate? Hmm..." The big vine looked Fang Qingyun up and down with its red eyes. Although the eyes were red, there was surprisingly little hostility. It was more like a security guard who saw someone breaking into the door at night and stopped them as a routine. "I thought she would only send skeletons."

So I am the first zombie? Did Ximi cultivate skeletons before? How do skeletons cook and eat? Fang Qingyun's thoughts strayed again.

"Although I think this is more like vicious business competition..." Big Vine opened up as if he had finally met someone he could talk to, but still in a negotiating tone: "But the king has paid me, so I still have to do my job..."

"If you don't leave... I'm going to beat you up." The big vine threatened in a rather unconfident tone, as if negotiating with him: "If that happens, you might die, although that would make me feel better."

Fang Qingyun shrugged and waved his gloved hand at the big vine, saying, "Don't feel any psychological burden, just attack with all your strength, I'll take it."

Fang Qingyun actually has a say in the big vine. He is that kind of...macho man, but this word has been misinterpreted now.

He believes that masculinity means that I can do everything, I have many skills, I can be a good man in the living room and in the kitchen. When I have nothing to do, I can sit there like an ordinary person. When I need help, I can show off my skills in front of others. Finally, I can retire after achieving my goal, leaving behind the legend of a Jianghu brother.

This was the so-called middle school period and machismo at the time, and also the romance of teenagers. To put it bluntly, it meant having skills and being handsome. Even if you had to bring your own food, you could gain a good reputation in the end to satisfy your spiritual pursuit, that is, be praised for being cool.

This may sound a bit naive and unbelievable, but the idea at the time was that simple. Therefore, Fang Qingyun has hated a type of person since then, that is, people who show off their eloquence and take credit for themselves.

That is, the kind who yells and shouts when they see you busy, but they are at a loss when they themselves are busy, and all they can do is chat with the people next to them to disturb you. When they are done, they pretend to be tired, as if they have made a lot of effort, and then enjoy the flowers and applause brought by others' labor. If they are not discovered, they will take it easy. If they are discovered, they will act like a white lotus and wait for you to come forward to receive the reward you deserve, and pretend to be "I am embarrassed, you won't embarrass me, right?"

In today's terms, it is green tea.

Whether in high school, college, work or somewhere else, Fang Qingyun has seen too many green teas like this. Therefore, when he saw the big vine, a creature with a simple, immature and romantic color, it was as if he saw his past self, and he had an indescribable sense of intimacy.

Seeing Fang Qingyun ready and making this move, the big vine sighed, as if very reluctantly: "Then...if it's convenient, could you please die for a while?"

Fang Qingyun shook his head decisively, then took two steps back to make room for the big vine to reveal its true form. On the one hand, it was because he was confident in his own strength, and on the other hand, it was to prevent a sneak attack.

As the ground trembled slightly, a large vine emerged from the ground, revealing its true body... At the same time, a huge vine wall also emerged. The layers of vines crisscrossed and twisted to form a tough wall. The wall twisted like a living thing, blocking Fang Qingyun's view of the dragon fruit orchard.

If the vines just now cut off Fang Qingyun's retreat, then the vines now cut off Fang Qingyun's way forward.

It seems that there is no way to get through without a fight? Fang Qingyun clenched the hammer in his hand, completely forgetting that he has wings and can fly directly over the top of the vines...

The big vine also changed its shape. Originally, it was only half a person's height, but now it seemed that the half-person's height was just a head.

It controls a huge body made of boulders and vines. The muscles on the body are made of boulders, and the muscles are covered with a thin layer of green fibers, just like the blood vessels of the giant. The big vine relies on this thing to control the entire body to walk and fight like a puppet.

To put it simply, the big vine performed a wave of actions to form a head, and then drove the Gundam to fight Fang Qingyun.

When the rock giant stood up, he was four and a half meters tall, and the shadow cast by the light covered Fang Qingyun's entire body. Moreover, this height seemed to fit the so-called nine-head body...

"Ah, thank you for making room for me and not attacking me at this stage." The big vine still maintained its original polite appearance, and assured Fang Qingyun in a lazy manner, as if it was slacking off by nature: "I will try my best to only beat you half to death so that you can walk out intact."

Fang Qingyun's response was very simple. He silently aimed the end of the war hammer with the armor-piercing cone at the big vine, ready to speak with strength. You are a large unit with heavy armor, but strictly speaking, I am a heavy weapons unit, that is, anti-armor-piercing infantry... You have met your match today.

When the big vine controlled the huge rock giant to rush towards Fang Qingyun, Fang Qingyun was still quite panicked. With a height of over four and a half meters and a weight of at least several tons, it rushed like an unstoppable steamroller, intending to crush Fang Qingyun and the small house behind him.

The smooth rocks formed the muscle mass of the rock giant, and the green vines wrapped around the rock muscle mass layer by layer, just like blood vessels supplying energy to the muscles. When the entire rock body moved synchronously and flexibly, the entire vine plant looked like a mad giant.

When the rock giant bent down and attacked with his shoulder that could cover Fang Qingyun's entire body, Fang Qingyun had no intention of confronting it head-on. If he tried to hit it head-on, he would most likely be embedded in the wall and unable to get out.

Fang Qingyun jumped to the side with all his strength. This was a big taboo in a battle. After all, you couldn't turn when jumping in the air. If the opponent could seize the flaw and hit you hard, he would become a baseball that was hit by a home run and flew into the sky.

But Fang Qingyun is different. With the help of phosphorus wings, he can change his direction in the air at will without worrying about being caught in the air and unable to use the force to move.

But it was obvious that the big vine could not take advantage of the flaw. It rushed forward like a chariot, and with a terrifying whistling sound, it hit the wall behind Fang Qingyun. Huge cracks appeared on the surface of the iron and concrete, and the surrounding land was also cracked by the huge force transmitted.

The force made Fang Qingyun change his mind. Even if he was wearing this new set of armor, if he was hit head-on, there was a high probability that he would not be embedded in the wall, but would be directly smashed into something that could be described as a beach. Being paralyzed for the rest of his life would be the lightest punishment, and he might not even have a chance to return to the trash can and be resurrected.

Seeing Fang Qingyun dodged the shoulder collision, the big vine inserted its palm made of rocks and vines into the ground. The already broken ground did not provide any resistance to its movement.

The huge and broad palm grabbed a large piece of soil, mud and rock mixture from the ground, squeezed it hard, and shrunk it a circle. Then, the mixture, which was one meter long, wide and high, was wrapped up by the vine hand as flexible as an octopus. After being accelerated by the big vine, it shot out like a cannonball and headed straight for Fang Qingyun's face.

When the big vine just inserted its palm into the ground, Fang Qingyun made an evasive action. Therefore, the flight trajectory of the mixture did not overlap with Fang Qingyun, but only hit the vine wall blocking the way.

The compressed high-speed mixture was like an indestructible cannonball, which opened a hole in the green wall. The aftermath caused by penetrating the wall made the entire wall tremble violently. The twisting of the gap and the crackling of the vines breaking showed the great damage the wall had suffered, but soon a lot of juice flowed out of the broken section and began to slowly heal.

Chapter 180: What was the sentence before Mao Duo Ruo Huo?

Shit, I remember there was a dragon fruit orchard behind this wall, right? The remaining force of your stone is enough to plow two miles of land, please don't smash the dragon fruits to extinction.

The big vine seemed to realize what he had done. He covered his face in annoyance, not daring to imagine how to explain to his boss next. And at this moment, Fang Qingyun found his perfect opportunity to escape.

As the phosphorus wings vibrated, Fang Qingyun's body suddenly gained the kinetic energy to fly into the sky. The strong wind it brought about tore the ground and rolled up some grass debris that had nothing to attach to after the big vines tore the earth apart.

Strictly speaking, Fang Qingyun had no close combat skills or awareness. Before, he either used hot weapons or relied on his physical fitness. The only thing he knew was the bayonet fighting skills that he absorbed from his memory after using the zombie body. He was quite unfamiliar with heavy weapons like the warhammer.

But no matter how bad you are, you can at least swing a sledgehammer.

Fang Qingyun twisted the handle of the hammer and placed one end of the armor-piercing cone in front. Using the kinetic energy brought by the speed and his own strength, he tried his best to attack the rock that represented the pectoral muscles of the big vine.

The whistling war hammer was like a pickaxe hitting a rock, and the armor-piercing cone played its role. With the blessing of speed and strength, the armor-piercing cone was like a hot knife cutting butter, and it easily nailed the chest muscles of the big vine.

Fang Qingyun hung on the big vine, and before it reached out and pinched him into Fang Qingyun.zip, he used the part that was knocked in as a fulcrum, stepped on his pectoral muscles with both legs, and kicked outwards while trying hard to pry him out.

By the time Fang Qingyun dodged the slap of the big vine and fell to the ground to regroup, the big vine, which was originally smooth enough to reflect a person's proud chest muscles, had turned into a horrible piece of cracks. While cracking, a piece of rotten stone was taken out in the middle, and as it moved, a few pieces fell off from time to time.

This obviously affected the big vine's fighting ability, but soon, the big vine came up with a solution. It used the vines that acted as blood vessels to tightly wrap the damaged stone on the chest, just like wrapping a triangle bandage around the chest.

It seems that the saying "big body, weak body" is not deceiving me. The consequence of a huge body is slowness. It is nothing but a dream to want to catch Fang Qingyun. It is like wearing only a pair of underwear on a summer night, exposing all the weaknesses of the body, and trying to catch a mosquito that disturbs one's sleep with bare hands without turning on the lights.

Friends who have tried it know that it is really annoying, but you really can’t catch it. This is the state of the big vine for Fang Qingyun now, and he is also paralyzed for a while by this little guy who is hard to guard against.

It’s not like Ximi had not sent skeletons to explore before, but those skeletons were even more dull than the big vines, so stupid that they could be slapped to death by the big vines. Now, the big vines, thinking that they were facing the same type of enemy, realized that the consequences of underestimating the enemy would be disastrous.

The big vine has been polishing the rock for so long, and now it has consumed a piece of it.

And looking at the way Fang Qingyun was weighing the weapon in his hand, it felt like this was just the beginning...

Or... just let him go? This thought came into the big vine's mind for the first time, and it began to grow vigorously like taking root.

Although Wang paid me a salary, but... with that little money a month, what's the point of playing with my life? By the time I spend all my money, I still have to clean the stones myself, isn't that asking for trouble?

But I have already said that... The big vine was a little helpless. It had said a very cool line at the beginning, which it had read from some hot-blooded comics. If it were to take back what it had just said, it would be more embarrassing than losing a fight for the big vine, which has always been unconventional and unique and wanted to act cool in the way of a lone ranger.

If you lose a fight, you just lose some dignity, but if you admit defeat, you lose all your face.

Then just go ahead and don't hold back. If you win, it will fit the plot perfectly with the protagonist's ideological struggle and the explosion of his inner universe.

While the big vine was in a trance, Fang Qingyun was not idle either. He moved at high speed trying to find the giant's weakness, and even considered whether there would be same-sex restraint. So he tried it with the gladiolus kitchen knife, but it failed to break the defense and even made Fang Qingyun's own hand limp.

When Fang Qingyun grasped his war hammer and was ready to strike suddenly, the big vine raised one of its rock legs and stomped heavily on the ground.

The earth-shaking sound was accompanied by the sound of soil breaking. Fang Qingyun only felt a slight chill in his crotch, so he quickly spread his phosphorus wings and flashed to the side at a speed that left an afterimage.

The next second, a sharp thorn sprang out from where Fang Qingyun was originally standing, twisted left and right restlessly, and then shrank back when it didn't see the enemy. Then, like a ground spike, it continued to expand and contract and approach Fang Qingyun step by step.

Fang Qingyun had to dodge in a panic. Even though he was in the air, he had to move at high speed. The length of the thorns was based on the height of Fang Qingyun. If he was a beat slower, he would be strung together like a candied haws even in the air, and the chrysanthemum would be in danger. Thinking of this, Fang Qingyun's dodging figure became even more ghostly.

No, won't it be endless if this goes on? Fang Qingyun looked at the calm big vine. He didn't know that the big vine was concentrating on controlling the thorns to attack. He just felt that the big vine was like a trap set by the vine, waiting for him to break in.