Traveling to another world, I made a two-dimensional girl into a card

After all, Fang Qingyun was beaten so badly, and you tell me that he finally cut off the god?

Who would believe this? The school must have suppressed the news too much. This news must be a smokescreen. Go check it out!

I don't know how many families have set their eyes on the benefits after the exile of the Forest God that night. After all, when a god is exiled, he often leaves behind treasure cards or powerful cards. If he leaves behind spell cards, most of them are divine cards with more powerful effects. If he leaves behind follower cards, there is a high probability that they will be the gods' chosen ones in the past.

After you free these chosen ones from the gods, they will either be forever grateful for your life-saving grace, and if the gender is right, they will have sex with you that very night, or they will become fanatical believers whose worldviews have been shattered and they will worship you as a god. In either case, it is easy to cultivate bonds with them, thus creating a minion card with full bonds, which is a rare opportunity.

The forest naturally represents field laying, field clearing, and group buffs. Families who specialize in building decks for this purpose have spared no effort to explore the hidden information behind it, and hope to use this information to get the God's Card from the school. Those who do not build decks have also seen the business opportunities behind it.

For the family that needs him, this God Card is an offer that cannot be refused... It's like getting a check and just filling in the amount you want.

It's a pity that the noble families that had been invincible in the past encountered an iron wall and suffered a setback in this exploration with their own ulterior motives, because they all came to the same conclusion, that is, the freshman killed a god, and that god had not dropped his God Card (the energy was drained away by the Grimoire of Fate, so naturally it did not drop).

What kind of joke is this? This news is so fake that it can't even be used as a joke. A freshman who may not even be familiar with the rules, can't recognize all the affixes, and can't even put together a complete deck, actually challenged a god that even a family legendary character would lose to? And won?

No one believed this fact, so they could only throw aside this seemingly false truth and blame their subordinates for not being good at gathering intelligence.

Some are happy while others are sad. While Fang Qingyun was holding a celebration banquet, other spies were being scolded for their poor performance and some were even being whipped.

"So how did you come up with this idea?" Fang Qingyun, who was wearing shorts and other casual clothes, was dragged out of bed and pulled to the banquet table. Looking at the various dishes in front of him, Fang Qingyun rubbed his eyes.

In fact, one of the reasons why he is not very interested in eating in restaurants is that he always likes to eat "stupid things". To put it bluntly, if you give him a bowl of braised pork, some fried food, some small vegetables, potato chips and the like, he can eat it happily.

Unfortunately, these are things that are not presentable. When you really invite guests to dinner, you have to pay attention to the appearance. Naturally, chicken soup, fish, prawns and the like are served, and at the end you have to have two glasses of wine. Only when you are drunk and call yourself "brother" all the time can it be considered qualified.

All of the above perfectly hit Fang Qingyun's frustration zone. He doesn't eat fish very much, and he feels nauseous when he smells the chicken soup that others think is delicious. The same goes for duck soup. He never touches his chopsticks to eat prawns, and he never drinks alcohol. He is full of disgust for drunk people.

In this situation, if you invite him to dinner, let alone ask him to pay, he won't go even if you let him go for free. It's no different from going to jail.

But this time it was different, this was a family dinner hosted by Viola herself, so naturally all kinds of cuisine had to be included. This kind of impulsive idea made Evelyn suffer, after all, as long as Viola passed down the order, the burden of breaking it down step by step and executing it fell entirely on Evelyn.

There was really nothing that could be done about Lady Viola. Even though Evelin was a little angry, she still went about her work with a red face during Viola's rare act of coquetry. Seeing that her calves had moved at least one level faster when Evelin left, Viola covered her mouth with a dark look on her face.

"I seriously suspect that you are exploiting child labor." Fang Qingyun was pushed to the first seat by Viola. The seats were not arranged in order of seniority, but according to the time of their first meeting with Fang Qingyun. Because both adults and children ate at the same table, all kinds of dishes could be found on the table, whether it was after-meal snacks such as desserts and cakes, or slightly greasy braised pork, to various vegetables, and even the unique Fuso sushi.

Although few people ate sushi, even Kikuchiyo and Antina, two serious Japanese people, only tasted a little bit and spent the rest of the time swayed by Chinese cuisine.

Fang Qingyun enjoyed eating a bowl of meat. The meat was fat but not greasy, and it absorbed a lot of soup. It tasted smooth and not greasy. He finished several pieces without realizing it. The vegetables on the side absorbed the greasiness from the meat, adding a bit of meat flavor to the vegetables and making the vegetables less dry.

It's just that the cut surface... is slightly irregular. Fang Qingyun pointed at the vegetables and meat in his bowl with chopsticks and asked Viola next to him: "Where do these ingredients come from?"

Viola picked up her chopsticks and bowl, took a look at the meat in Fang Qingyun's bowl, and replied: "This... This is a high-low bar stir-fry isolation pier, chopped with a capital knife, it looks pretty good"

Fang Qingyun was stunned. He looked at the isolation piers and uneven bars in his bowl and fell into a state of doubt about his life.

Seeing Fang Qingyun's silly look, Viola skillfully picked up the food with chopsticks while revealing a big secret to Fang Qingyun: "The uneven bars and isolation piers have been used for a long time, at least... I calculated, at least four or five years. Now the headquarters is expanding, so they have been dismantled. There was no use for them there, so they were moved to the kitchen. I tried cutting them and found that they were exactly the meat food I needed, so I... fried them."

I didn't expect you could do such a big thing, Fang Qingyun put down his chopsticks. Although he still had an appetite for these tempting foods, he needed some time to calm down.

He looked around and saw that although Shadow was not very skilled in using chopsticks, he was still picking up food for Alice. The maid next to him put a bib on Alice to prevent her from getting the sauce on her princess dress.

Seeing Antina eating voraciously, she looked like an internet-addicted girl who was in a hurry to go back to her room to play computer games. When she was in college, she ate like this. After five minutes of eating, she would go back to her room to play a small-capacity PVE mining game in which four dwarfs beat bugs.

What was the name of that game... Oh, right, Deep Rock Galactic. Until he traveled through time, the game was still in the middle of the second season, and it just revealed the third season.

Putting that thought aside, Fang Qingyun turned his gaze to the next person. Kikuchiyo was wearing a sailor-style school uniform very formally, and she was eating her food in small bites, just like Yamato Nadeshiko.

That school uniform is the uniform of an aristocratic girls' school called Meisheng. It was designed with reference to the sailor uniform, and at the same time incorporates some urban style. The overall design is still white, but the design... It feels like if a golden dragon is embroidered on the side of the abdomen, and the skirt is replaced with white trousers, it can be worn as a gangster outfit.

That reserved look made Fang Qingyun frown. He always felt that she was a little out of touch with this noisy scene, not because of her personality, but because she seemed not to have integrated into this group yet.

I have to talk to her sometime and not let her have any psychological problems.

At this moment, Perno came to Kikuchiyo and brought a bowl of cake to share with her.

Looking at the shape of the cake... Fang Qingyun guessed that it must have been cut on the chopping board when he was testing the knife... I wonder what chopping board cake tastes like.

The good news is that Kikuchiyo and Perno soon started talking. Perno kept his expression unchanged and whispered something into Kikuchiyo's ear. Kikuchiyo's face soon turned red and she secretly glanced in Fang Qingyun's direction.

When she noticed Fang Qingyun was looking at her, Kikuchiyo turned her gaze away like a thief and pretended to be calm as she ate the cake...

But she didn't seem to notice that she was using the knife inside the fork to eat the cake. The cake was almost stabbed into a voodoo doll before she even put the piece of cake into her mouth.

After everyone said goodbye to each other after dinner, Fang Qingyun returned to his dormitory. Lying on the bed, he looked at the slightly dirty ceiling and thought to himself that he must find a decent chef...

This is not because Evelyn's cooking skills are not good, but because everyone has their own expertise. Evelyn is suitable to be the general manager, or the chief shopkeeper. This cooking almost entirely relies on the quality of the ingredients after they are cut with a knife. In fact, if less high-quality ingredients are used, it is likely that what is made is just an ordinary home-cooked meal.

But I can’t let my family eat such shabby food, and I can’t rely on Evelyn to solve the problem every time. I have to learn to share some of the burden.

Chapter 149: The Savior and the Beautiful Chef

[Well, the world has been selected for you, do you want to enter now? ]

The voice of the Destiny Codex rang in Fang Qingyun's mind. Fang Qingyun covered his face, not wanting to accept this cruel reality: "Come on... I just fucked a god today, and I was so exhausted that I had at least half a pound of nosebleed. You're going to drag me out to conquer the world tonight? I'm even thinking I'm going to die suddenly."

[You can say you don’t want to go. I’ll just ask you again in a couple of days.]

"Okay, I won't go now." Fang Qingyun breathed a sigh of relief. His current condition was not good. If he forced his way in, the most likely outcome would be losing the first blood in one night.

[By the way, do you want a cook? ]

"You read my mind?" Fang Qingyun scratched his head. The feeling of having his mind read by his own golden finger... wasn't really a bad thing. Instead, he was a little indifferent to this kind of thing.

[Well, anyway, on the one hand, I want you to be a brave warrior to gain experience, and on the other hand, I want to find a cook... So I found a nice world, do you want to go and see it? ]

"I won't go now anyway," Fang Qingyun refused: "If you tell me the information, I'd be willing to go in two days."

[Well, this is a game world, and you're here. You can call it "The journey of a blue necromancer chef with self-destructive tendencies, a green arrogant double-standard dragon chef, and an AI robot girl who is easy to deceive and can only use microwave ovens to save the world"]

"Speak human language" Although Fang Qingyun guessed what it was, he still planned to let the Book of Destiny reveal the answer itself.

[That is! The Addiction Dungeon! A gorgeous journey of salvation brought to you by the necromancer Ximi and her companion, a certain unnamed forest king, who also has the same name as a certain Khorne champion, Juer! ]

"Okay... When I heard your long description just now, I guessed which game it was..." Fang Qingyun covered his forehead: "But why does Ju'er have the same name as a certain Khorne champion?"

[That idiot necromancer in Blackstone Fortress, isn't there a resurrected Khorne champion named Gul in Warhammer 3? You see, the profession and the name match, that's right, so Ximi and Juer are isomers]

"Can we be serious?" Fang Qingyun covered his head. "If I remember correctly... the final boss is Pucui, right? If that thing is thrown into Xiling, it's called Abyss. If it's thrown into Honkai, it's called Honkai. If it's thrown into... um, I can't think of it for now."

[Anyway, it is the condensation of all evil, and it is a high-dimensional creature. If you really want to say... its status is probably equivalent to the four vendors in Warhammer? Although its combat power cannot be compared, its positioning is somewhat similar.]

"And that world only repelled Pucui in the end. As long as the negative emotions continue to increase, Pucui will still be attracted, right? And the Pucui that was repelled didn't even count as a clone. The plot seems to say that it was... a drop of the original body?"

[…My memories are shared with you. If you don’t know, then naturally I don’t know either.]

"Shall we follow the plot first?" Fang Qingyun counted on his fingers.

[…That’s boring. And how do you know that you are the player after entering? Couldn’t it be a monster?]

"...Forget it...Three chefs and a protagonist with a bottomless stomach. If I were a small monster, I would have been chopped and swallowed by them." Fang Qingyun thought of the protagonist with a bottomless stomach. He put everything in his mouth. In the early stage, he only ate stewed vegetables like fruits, and in the later stage, he even ate mechanical parts. In the end, he even managed to eat some flesh and blood deformities on Purui's body.

[… To be honest, if Evelyn can use the capital’s table knife to cut the uneven bars and the isolation blocks to make ingredients, and use those ingredients with a certain level of cooking skills to make a decent dish, then the level of Chef Ximi and Chef Ju’er is that they can really use the uneven bars and the isolation blocks to make a delicacy that diners can swallow their tongues.]

"The robot's legs can be turned into 'explosive legs', and I've thought about using the souls of those fruit and vegetable people to make dishes... This ability to make dishes out of things that have nothing to do with the ingredients by studying the recipe is just like a comedy character... Eating the dishes they make can even strengthen you, which is invincible to some extent."

[Because it matches you very well, right? Aren't you living like a funny character now? Viola was originally a cool zombie general, no one dared to disobey her, but now she has become a funny infrastructure fanatic with a love brain... If funny can be contagious, you are at least in the late stage.]

"...I suggest you reorganize your language." Fang Qingyun pretended to be angry, cracking his fists and knuckles as if threatening the Grimoire of Destiny.

[Well, you should be able to get along with them. After all, they are both optimistic. Moreover, they are both national Class A necromancers, which is a good match for your current forces and can enhance your combat effectiveness. On the other hand, in addition to these two necromancers, there is also an AI named Naike who was originally responsible for managing all aspects. His name is quite difficult to fight. If you recruit him, it can also relieve Evelyn's pressure.]

"But isn't this a bit too utilitarian?" Fang Qingyun scratched his head: "Isn't this behavior really hypocritical? It's like tricking people into coming into a black mine... I should have given them a place to settle down... not a flesh-and-blood factory to drain their usefulness."

[… Actually, to some extent, I think they should be begging you. The final ending of the story is that a group of people took the fruit and vegetable people on a spaceship to an alien human colony. Relying on the magic power generated by the fruit and vegetable people playing VR, they provided electricity and sunlight to the fruit and vegetable people, and relied on this magic power to power the spaceship to fly.]

"If I remember correctly... the alien colonies didn't clearly explain whether there were humans there or not. They might have gone to a world that was once again in despair..." Fang Qingyun recalled. If it was really as he said... Ximi, who had always wanted to find humans, would probably fall into depression again... Her long-cherished wish was to return to human society.

[It depends on whether the distributor is willing to make the next one. If not, then this endless journey will be the end, and they will eventually wander the earth on the spaceship. If they are willing... the alien colony will definitely be gone, and a large number of new monsters will appear, "voluntarily" helping Ximi and making her the new founder of cuisine.]

"So... does this world still need me to spend money?" Fang Qingyun covered his mouth: "I don't have any funds now. If you swallow my money, I won't be able to squeeze out anything, let alone recycle it."

[Don't worry, this is a value-added service. A 70,000 package plus the right to enter a world and the cards, even with a discount, adds up to 140,000. This is not a small expense. The three giants of the Food Addiction Dungeon are of red quality, and there are several orange-quality supporting characters. As long as you clear the level, you will immediately get all the cards, including those in the combination package. If it doesn't work, I will lose a little more, and the free package will be counted as your gold, okay? ]

Fang Qingyun naturally understood who the three giants of the Food Addiction Dungeon referred to were, namely the previously mentioned Chef Ximi and her stubborn best friend, and the easily fooled Naike.

"The three gold-plated red quality cards in the combo pack are probably Heile, Baiile and Bronya. Plus the three giants of the Food Addiction Dungeon and a few supporting characters... it should be a good deal." Fang Qingyun counted and came to this conclusion.

[It's definitely worth it, the three cards are gold-plated red, and the three giants in the Addiction Dungeon are also red quality. If you work hard, you can also get gold-plated. The supporting characters are also orange quality.]

"Speaking of which...are the supporting characters also orange?" Fang Qingyun began to doubt: "The girls in Dona Dona are orange as the main characters, so why can the supporting characters here be considered orange? Wouldn't that make the qualities of the girls in Dona Dona red as well?"

[As for the issue of world combat power, Dona Dona is just an everyday world after all. There is nothing special about it. If it weren't for the appearance of the mobile force that was not in the original work, then the greatest combat power you would face would be some private police with guns. They don't even have mechanical modifications. The only difference in the fight would be that their weapons are a little more powerful.

But the Food Addiction Dungeon was almost the end of the world. If you randomly pick any one of those supporting characters and throw them into Dona Dona, they would be top-level bosses that could cause rivers of blood to flow.]

"...Who are the supporting characters?" Fang Qingyun asked.

[Khamul, the philosopher who always thinks about life, Zhiwei and Yating who are in a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship, although the three of them are dead. They were dead when Pucui first attacked them. Their current bodies are just three replica skeletons created by Ximi according to the image in his mind by extracting the power of his soul, but in a sense, they can't be said to be completely dead.]

"That's all there are three?" Fang Qingyun counted on his fingers. If these three were counted as one card each, then there might be more than ten orange cards, which is a huge number.

[No, the three of them share one orange card, so they can be considered three brothers and a derivative...]

"Are they doing so badly? What about that AI brother who only had a small role at the end?" Fang Qingyun was shocked. These three people had never missed any battles since the blacksmith and NPC in the Novice Village. They could be said to have the most roles, but they didn't even have a card each?

[If you're talking about the man who survived the first Puritan attack, and when faced with a lonely situation, chose to use a machine's long lens to vent his desires, and eventually transformed himself into an AI... Unfortunately, although he appeared in the last family carnival, he is not considered an orange card.]

"Then let's not talk about him, let's move on." Perhaps it was the possessiveness that was at work, Fang Qingyun didn't feel sorry that this AI brother didn't have an orange card, he was even a little secretly happy. This might not be consistent with what he said, but it was indeed his first thought... Then he began to reflect on himself because of this idea.

[The dragon named Wangcai is an orange card. It is a subordinate of the King of the Forest, and the King of the Forest... is another alias of Juer. When I first saw Wangcai, I thought he was a majestic fighter, but it turned out to be a funny guy, and he even gave him the name of a dog.]

"I do remember that," Fang Qingyun said, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. "The key is that every boss in this game has a super cool ultimate animation, and it is only released after its own health is depleted. It lasts for a period of time. The dragon is so handsome that it was named Wangcai... It's amazing."

[There is also the big vine with a scar on his face, who is cool and unique, but inwardly he is a chatterbox who likes anime and is also a guy who likes to slack off. He, the king of the forest who pushes people alone "Jiba", and the little mushroom left by Professor Mushroom are also orange cards.]

"...I only remember his portrait. He was very handsome, but unfortunately he was a bit of a joker." Fang Qingyun tapped his forehead. "He had a scar on his eyelid like Sister 45. He looked like someone who was not easy to mess with, but he was surprisingly kind. He even pretended to be cool in order to stand out. As for that thorn fence, I can only say that he had an ambiguous name."

[And I won't talk about that. This is the first time I've seen a card like this. It's actually an uncertain question mark. According to the plot... it could be the president of the ice cream cone. It's amazing that a bunch of vegetable and fruit spirits actually let an ice cream cone be their president.]

"The cone didn't pull up the lump on his head at the end... I mean the ice cream sundae, right? Then the last orange card only had the cone?"

[Not sure. Even if it is, the card used should be the one driving a tank when he was the boss. Although Ice Cream Cone's political ability is not good, and he was overthrown by his own vegetable and fruit people in the end, but... it should be no problem to use him as a battlefield commander.]

"I don't know how he can wear the military uniform with his inverted cone-shaped body." Fang Qingyun imagined the scene: "If he put it on, it should collapse due to gravity."

[You actually tried to teach physics in the wizarding world? ]

"Okay, you're right"

Chapter 150: Katerin went up, but failed

After Fang Qingyun came out of the gray fog space, he slept until morning. Feeling relaxed, he touched his face. Although he didn't mind it too much, his beard was indeed a bit long. Although he felt very energetic now, he inevitably looked decadent with the blessing of the beard, as if he was already forty years old now.

After cleaning his beard with the sharp bayonet provided by the maid, Fang Qingyun looked at himself in the mirror and felt thankful that his beard did not share his defensive power. After making sure that no hair was left behind, he finished washing up and went out.

Rumors are spreading in the college now. Even if the school deliberately downplays Fang Qingyun's influence, no matter how much it downplays it, Fang Qingyun is still a legendary figure who can hold on until the school arrives in a duel with God. Fortunately, he is only a freshman now, oh no, he is a sophomore now.

The college hasn't sent his clothes or anything like that yet, so Fang Qingyun is still wearing his freshman college uniform, and then he put on the school's cloak, which is bulging like a nest of pigeons, and he wraps himself up like a birdcage covered with cloth.

I can only say that the petticoat has its own position. It is a product used to make women's skirts look less baggy. But what is this cape petticoat made by the school? It is really ugly when worn on the body.

However, the cape distributed by the school was different from what normal people imagined. Rather than a Superman-like cape, it was more like a large robe. It was not meant to be worn but to be wrapped... This anti-human design once caused Fang Qingyun to fall while walking, or he almost stepped on the robe because of his excessive strength, and his body was still moving forward, causing the robe to be torn.

Fang Qingyun even suspected that if he hid his hands, put on a hood, and finally changed the color of his cloak to black, he would become a One Finger Zen user in the Dark Dungeon... and the One Finger Zen would even look better than him.

Forget it, let it be. Although Fang Qingyun is quite confident about his appearance, he really can't carry this ugly cape. What about Superman's cape? At least when he was wearing it, he felt like Superman fighting the Sorcerer Supreme. Now, he has made such a broken thing. When he wears it in a duel, he looks like a cultist performing an evil ritual.

Fang Qingyun quickly walked downstairs to the dormitory, and then he heard a familiar voice: "Why did you come out so soon?"

He looked up and saw that it was Katerin. She had climbed up a tree. Fang Qingyun estimated the spatial position and found that his room seemed to be directly opposite the tree. Did this nymphomaniac stop acting? Was she justified in peeking?

"I say, why do you, a girl, try to learn to climb trees? It's fine if you expose yourself, but if you get something scratched, your title as the Duke's daughter will be ruined." Fang Qingyun was very gentlemanly and didn't look up. Not only did Catherine climb the tree, she even did it on a skirt. It would be fine if you wore a skirt, but you also wore one black stocking and one white stocking, creating an asymmetrical beauty.

You make it hard for me to look you in the eye when I talk...

Catherine jumped down from the tree, about seven or eight meters away. The vampire just jumped down like that. Fang Qingyun was shocked and even prepared to run to catch her. As a result, Catherine showed her little bat wings. Such small wings, the size of a palm, had an unimaginable ability to stay in the air, allowing Catherine to fall slowly at a speed that would never cause her to get hurt.

Fang Qingyun awkwardly retracted his preparations and pretended to raise his hand just to dust off the dust. Katerin walked up to him who was at a loss, and put her hand on his shoulder like a good friend: "How are you? I thought you wanted to rest for a while. Why are you so strong and you're out again?"

Catherine's action was a bit awkward, because Fang Qingyun's height reached 1.8 meters after he got the Hell Lava Armor, and Catherine's height was only a little over 1.5 meters. She wanted to put her arm around Fang Qingyun's shoulders, and her posture was as if she wanted to lean on him.

Fang Qingyun felt a little uncomfortable and kept a certain distance. After Viola's confession to him, which was like a showdown, facing this informal and somewhat flirtatious behavior that did not reach the point of knowing each other well, he now took the initiative to keep his distance.

"Hey, don't be so heartless. I watched your fight to the end after all," Katerin complained, but she seemed to have noticed Fang Qingyun's actions and did not move closer. Instead, she kept the distance and started talking: "I haven't told anyone about this, okay?"

"So... what are you here for?" Fang Qingyun rubbed his nose, and the bones near the bridge of his nose crackled. "Do you want to buy some cards?"

This was all Fang Qingyun could think of. To be honest, his relationship with Catherine was just that of familiar customers. To say they were friends was a stretch. The two of them only met twice. He was not interested in Catherine, so naturally he would not have any vague idea that she liked me.

"Can't I come to you if there's nothing wrong?" Catherine's pitiful look made Fang Qingyun doubt his own opinion. When he felt a little guilty about misunderstanding others, Catherine changed the subject: "Actually, I do want to ask you about the card you bought..."

Fang Qingyun snorted softly. Wasn't this girl innocent before? She was a down-to-earth person who only cared about business. How come she has become a little devil now? Is she not acting anymore because they are getting too close?

"Don't make that expression," Katerin comforted Fang Qingyun, and then added like a bad friend: "I am also worried about your health, although it's only a little bit."