Traveling to another world, I made a two-dimensional girl into a card

"But why?" Kikuchiyo's expression was a little confused: "Why did they exclude me? I am obviously the leader of the Tounom faction, just because I am a woman?"

Fang Qingyun took a sip of water and thought about how to answer this question, while Kikuchiyo, who didn't wait for a response, fidgeted on the stool and finally chose to get her knife and walk out of the stronghold.

"Where are you going?" Fang Qingyun hurriedly stopped her. This girl was as stubborn as a donkey and could not be pulled back. If she was not restrained at this moment, she might go back and point at Pinxu's nose and curse him. Then, he would be considered to have told the matter to others without permission and it would be unkind of him to do so.

"I will go back and apologize to Yapinxu. How can you do such a thing to threaten your ally?" Kikuchiyo obviously regarded herself as the leader of the Dongyun faction. Seeing that this guy was about to go back, Fang Qingyun pressed her scabbard. Kikuchiyo pulled it twice but failed to pull it out.

"Listen to me!" Fang Qingyun's face fell. It was scary to see an honest person angry, especially Fang Qingyun, who was usually easy to talk to. Once he got angry, he would turn hostile: "I'm talking to you nicely, but you didn't listen. You're like a fool. No wonder Pinxu is worried about you..."

Kikuchiyo put down the knife in anger, returned to the chair, crossed her arms across her chest, and looked a little cute despite her anger. Fang Qingyun got over his anger quickly, put the knife on the ammunition box next to him, sat on another ammunition box and talked to Kikuchiyo.

"Look at you," Fang Qingyun scolded her unceremoniously, "Do you look like a leader? You are not calm when doing things, and you run out without finishing your words. Is that how you do things?"

Seeing that Kikuchiyo was still in the defensive posture with her arms across her chest, Fang Qingyun knew that she didn't listen, so he changed the topic that she might care more about: "Do you know why Pinxu sent you here? If you go back now, you will only be sent back again." Fang Qingyun ignored the fact that it would not be easy for Pinxu to subdue Kikuchiyo without the help of drugs.

First explain the reason to them.

"The reason why Pinxu and the others are worried about you is very simple. Look at how restless you are. Are you willing to listen? If Pinxu told you that there was a machine gun ahead and the brothers couldn't charge forward and had to change the route, would you just rush forward with a knife? You wouldn't care about the words 'we have to change the route' at the end. You would just hit the machine gun with your head and end up with bruises all over your body."

"I'm not that stupid!" Fang Qingyun breathed a sigh of relief after Kikuchiyo responded. It was good that she responded. If she remained silent and refused to listen, there would be nothing he could do.

"Really? Then why did you have that expression when I told you we could change the route?" Fang Qingyun pointed specifically at Kikuchiyo's expression of anger: "You have many advantages, leading by example and being brave and fearless, but after your recklessness, all of these have become disadvantages. When you charge at the machine gun, will Pinxu be at ease?"

Seeing that Kikuchiyo seemed to have listened, Fang Qingyun defined it: "They don't trust you at all. Sometimes you have a counterproductive effect! Don't look at me with that expression. I know you are a good fighter. When you charge the machine gun, how many brothers do you need to stop you? How many people do you need to die to tell you that machine guns are dangerous? Are you worthy of the lives of those brothers?"

Next is to appeal to their emotions.

"Pinxu knows everyone." Fang Qingyun switched to the state of chatting with the Northeastern big brother. He learned this from his university days in the Northeast: "Does he look down on you? Does he think you can't be the leader?"

"No!" Fang Qingyun reinforced his impression: "Pinxu doesn't trust you at all! You are not just a leader, you are also the daughter of the former leader of the Dongyun Sect. Pinxu watched you grow up, you can be said to be Pinxu's daughter."

Kikuchiyo's expression was a little tense. Fang Qingyun saw that there was hope for persuasion, so he continued to strike while the iron was hot: "Now you also know, and Pinxu, a man with a discerning eye, also knows that it is impossible to oppose Asia with such a small number of people. It's like sitting on a train heading towards a cliff. Without brakes, it will inevitably lead to death."

"Sometimes I have to respect him as a man." Fang Qingyun praised Pinxu. Pinxu was also a person that Kikuchiyo respected. This helped to let down her guard and allowed the two of them to have a heart-to-heart talk: "He was willing to take the risk of being considered a traitor to get you off that train."

Fang Qingyun put his head close to Kikuchiyo, and as he spoke, his head acted as a pointer, pointing in the direction of Kikuchiyo: "Does it hurt when you fell? Are you angry? It's normal that it hurts. People always remember food but not beatings. If you knew it hurt, you wouldn't follow him, and your life would be saved. As an old father, he doesn't care if he is misunderstood."

"To be honest, I can't do this if it's me." Kikuchiyo began to cry. Fang Qingyun sighed and made a summary: "Why are you going back with a knife now? You are holding Pinxu's legs and trying to get on the suicidal car. You have done something that Pinxu would not be happy about. You have betrayed the kindness of the person who played the role of your father. You are trampling on his determination when he kicked you down."

Seeing Kikuchiyo completely burst into tears, Fang Qingyun felt the same way. His parents had treated him the same way before, but he realized it too late. Although he still remembered his father's words: "In fact, these things should not be told to you by me. You should figure them out yourself. Once you figure them out, you will grow up."

When Kikuchiyo was crying quietly, Fang Qingyun felt like a fool sitting next to her. With his high emotional intelligence, he considered whether he should sit next to someone else, but he also considered whether sitting next to someone else would cause trouble to the other person.

Finally, after doing enough ideological work, Fang Qingyun reluctantly sat down next to Kikuchiyo and leaned towards her. Fortunately, Kikuchiyo did not do anything that embarrassed him, such as dodging in the opposite direction.

Looking at Kiku Chiyo crying like that, Fang Qingyun, after a careful psychological struggle, put his arm around Kiku Chiyo's shoulders and pulled her against him. This action always gave him a feeling of taking advantage of someone's misfortune. Fortunately, Kiku Chiyo just stiffened for a moment and did not resist.

Fang Qingyun couldn't stand seeing people cry, and he never thought that a lecture could make Kiku Chiyo burst into tears. Now the atmosphere was so awkward that it was at least half his fault. After Kiku Chiyo cried for a while, she lost the strength to cry and moved a little on his shoulder. He thought it was not a good idea to continue crying like this.

Fang Qingyun wanted to comfort Kikuchiyo but he didn't dare to put his hand on her. He had already used up almost all of his courage by lending his shoulder just now, and being such a loser, he only dared to talk afterwards.

“So, next time you run into Pinxu on the street, don’t show off your face, just greet him naturally. Maybe it would be more appropriate if you joke with him.” Fang Qingyun remembered some Mickey Mouse videos he had seen in his previous life, so he imitated Mickey’s tone and the scene of Kikuchiyo and Pinxu meeting: “Look who’s here? It’s me, your father!”

Fang Qingyun, who was paying attention to expressions, saw the corners of Kikuchiyo's mouth rise and then fall, and guessed that she must be in a state of not knowing whether to laugh or cry. So he became a little bolder and pretended to scratch her. He made his hands into the shape of two drills, blew on the corners of his mouth, and then reached out to Kikuchiyo's waist, making a "gejigeji" sound with his mouth.

If he really wanted to touch Kikuchiyo's abdomen or other private parts, he would not dare to do so. If Kikuchiyo was not amused, he would not dare to touch her with his outstretched hand, and the situation would be very awkward, the kind that would instantly make people feel as awkward as terminal cancer.

If Kikuchiyo showed an expression that looked at someone with a mental disability at this moment, Fang Qingyun would probably be so embarrassed that he would be speechless for the rest of the day. He did not have social phobia, so facing such a situation, it was possible that he would just stay indoors.

Fortunately, Kikuchiyo was quite cooperative. She was amused by Fang Qingyun's clumsy way of making her laugh. Seeing Fang Qingyun turning his head to look at her profile, Kikuchiyo leaned her face forward, but the proud girl blushed when she thought of the scene of her kissing him. So the two shameless young men stared at each other's faces like two idiots and laughed foolishly.

After wiping the tears from her face, Kikuchiyo regained her decisive demeanor. She adjusted her hairpin and headdress, and half-knelt in front of Fang Qingyun with a knife in her hand, looking as serious as possible. He was so frightened that he wanted to stand up quickly to help up this suddenly serious girl.

Kikuchiyo swore allegiance to Fang Qingyun in an unprecedented serious manner. This was the result of her careful consideration. On the one hand, it was to repay Fang Qingyun's kindness. On the other hand, there was no place for her in the Dongyun Sect. Pinxu entrusted her to Fang Qingyun, so confirming the relationship was a matter of urgency.

Fang Qingyun looked at the katana that Kikuchiyo was holding up and felt troubled. Oh my god, I don’t know how Fuso recruits samurai. What should I do with this?

He simply ignored it and followed the medieval etiquette of knighting, which he was relatively familiar with, maintaining a solemn sense of ceremony, pulled the knife out of Kikuchiyo's hand, patted her on the shoulder three times, and then, for some reason, he said, "Stand up," which almost broke the confusion of Kikuchiyo.

Fortunately, this so-called "loyalty ceremony" that mixed the cultures of three countries ended smoothly and no one's self-esteem was hurt.

Until Evelin appeared out of nowhere, took out her large camera, and developed the photo of Kikuchiyo half-kneeling and begging for canonization.

When the four girls who went out shopping came in with a large team of maids, they happened to meet Kiku Chiyo, who was sitting on a chair with a red face, and Fang Qingyun, who was fidgeting. In front of them, Evelyn was showing off the photos in her hand. Every time Kiku Chiyo tried to grab the photos, Evelyn dodged them swiftly. Looking at Kiku Chiyo's lively back, Fang Qingyun realized that this might be how this girl should be.

Maybe it sounds a bit hypocritical to say it now, but he still hopes to establish a family relationship rather than a cold superior-subordinate relationship. However, when he thought about what the result would be if he canned the title of "female knight", Fang Qingyun felt that it didn't matter. After all, he could do whatever he wanted, and there would be plenty of time to cultivate feelings in the future.

Chapter 96, Come with me to hell, let's register

"So you were abandoned?" Fang Qingyun spat out a mouthful of water after hearing that Perno was abandoned by Axiong without hesitation. No one could understand his surprise. Why? He was familiar with the plot and understood that Perno should occupy an irreplaceable position in the heart of the protagonist Axiong. She was actually Axiong's sex guidance instructor in Nayudori, which was a position that could provide benefits.

Ah Xiong actually abandoned her? How outrageous is this world line?

How important is Perno's location?

[Dona Dona] As a yellow fan, Perno is the first person to be collected by HCG (short clips with colors). Coupled with her extremely sexy costume, the fact that she is not a three-no person and she is always complaining about violent things, she occupies an important position.

Although she was overwhelmed by Antina, Alice and Kikuchiyo in popularity and didn't even make it into the top three, she is definitely a character that has a greater influence on Axiong. Moreover, once Perno's NTR plot is triggered in the game, the unique good endings of all other characters disappear, and only a happy family plot can be played.

"Let's do this," Fang Qingyun made a decision. He was still not interested in a child-sized body like Perno. I will lead the charge in the second-dimensional copper refining, and I will punch hard in the third-dimensional copper refining. Even if Fang Qingyun traveled through time, he still maintained this moral bottom line: "Perno will follow Evelyn to hell and change his body first."

Fang Qingyun looked at Perno's chest. Don't get me wrong, he wasn't looking at the smooth curve, but the bullet hole that was no longer bleeding. "It's difficult to plug this hole with gel, so why not just make a new body and have a new future?"

Then Fang Qingyun instructed Evelyn: "Take her to a place with low confidentiality, melt her body and rebuild it, then arrange her to the vicinity of Asia Mall and let her walk back by herself. With her new zombie body, she should not be troubled by the private police anymore. Remember to prepare a strong restraint belt for her as a weapon."

Fang Qingyun recalled Perno's fighting style, the kind of fighting method that relied on restraining the enemy and attacking sensitive parts... In fact, it was quite weird. Rather than calling it a fight, it was more like selling benefits. To put it simply, it was: grabbing the opponent's private parts, spinning and kicking, and forcing the enemy to sit on a wooden horse. There wasn't a single decent trick there.

The only thing that could possibly be used in real life is probably the circular kick called "Little Angel", which involves using a belt to tie yourself to a fixed point, pulling yourself up to do a circular motion, and using centrifugal force to throw yourself out.

If she had used this trick before, it would probably only have had a harassing effect, but after changing into a zombie's body...she might be able to kick that fat guy holding a shield and send him crashing into the wall.

"Shackles?" Evelyn's face was full of confusion, and when she saw Perno nodded, the confusion became even more serious. "Can the restraints still attack?" Evelyn murmured the question and walked out. Perno turned around and gestured goodbye to Fang Qingyun, gave Fang Qingyun a good guy card, and followed Evelyn into the hell portal.

"Is Ah Xiong's personality really going to change?" Fang Qingyun called out his own Grimoire of Destiny: "This abyss is only 0.1% to 0.2%, is the change so big? What would happen if it was 10% to 20%?"

[I advise you not to imagine]

The Book of Destiny, which had been silent for ten thousand years, came out and complained.

"The professionals are here. Come on, put the microphone in your mouth and tell us something." Fang Qingyun saw that the Destiny Magic Book, which had been lurking, had spoken. He finally caught the opportunity, so shouldn't he let the Destiny Magic Book tell a story?

[If it is 10% to 20%, it is possible that Asia General will become a charity enterprise, or even a utopian one.]

"How do we change the world background? Utopia can't exist for long."

[The world background will not change, and utopia will always exist, just like a theorem. Some things in certain worlds will become "settings" and written into the underlying code, but when the world is running, it will still maintain normal logic until it reaches a certain node and suddenly gets stuck... and then a blue screen appears]

"…Give me an example?"

[For example, if a certain prime minister of Fuso is forced to open his heart, then there may be an inexplicable setting, such as the person who kills him will become the next prime minister, and the prime minister's orders cannot be disobeyed. If it were you, what would you do? ]

"What do you mean?" Fang Qingyun was very alert. He was always very wary of such pie-in-the-sky things.

[That is, if you want to get the position of Prime Minister, you have to keep it as long as possible...]

"How was the Prime Minister's order conveyed?"

[Talking or giving a speech, as long as people see it, it counts]

"When the order is issued, will others be in a situation of 'appearing to agree with me but not to agree with me'? That is, he cannot kill me physically, but he can have the thought of doing so?"

【You can have ideas】

"...Then I will kill the Prime Minister while blocking my ears, and then hide in the bunker as the Prime Minister, sending orders through the transmitter. Anyone who wants to see me must repeat what I say. Is that right? I think I should be able to live longer this way."

【…】

The Grimoire of Fate was rarely speechless.

[Your circuit is not that of an ordinary person...]

[But what might actually happen? That is, no one knows about this operation, that is, they have no idea about "hiding in the bunker". Only the protagonist appointed by this world has the ability to choose this behavior.]

"… This has something to do with the law of cause and effect…"

[Let's take another example, for example, a card-playing world like Yu-Gi-Oh, where all disputes are resolved by playing cards. Is this reasonable? It's not reasonable. However, if you, as an outsider, go up and use violence to solve the problem, such as punching someone or taking away his cards, then the world may not "recognize" this behavior, and the game will blue screen or restart. However, the protagonist will not do that. He can do whatever he wants. He is an "exception"]

"...Will this Ah Xiong be an exception?"

[Maybe? But such cases are rare. If an exception occurs in 0.1% of disturbances... it is equivalent to... a 0.1% probability of hitting all times.]

Fang Qingyun then realized a problem: "...Speaking of which, why are you telling us such important news only now?"

[On the one hand, you didn't ask. On the other hand, it's useless to tell me. If you were a little more timid at that time, maybe the Book of Destiny would have changed its owner. It's just a waste of words to tell me.]

"Okay." Fang Qingyun was a little scared. If he made a wrong decision at that time, he might have to venture into another world alone. In that case, for a Hearthstone player with a level before the revision... maybe he could make it? But there was a high probability that he would be lost in the crowd. After all, no matter how good you are at playing cards, you still need cards. If you don't have cards, no matter how good your skills are, you can't play them.

"Follow me." Evelyn's voice came from the front, and Perno followed. The darkness in front of him gradually dissipated, revealing the true appearance of hell: a huge orange whirlwind stood tall like a giant, and crimson clouds covered the sky, making the whole world full of blood-like colors. The factory in the distance was trembling slowly as if it had life. That movement reminded the "battle-hardened" Perno of something bad.

"Let's go, this is the Hell River." Evelyn led Perno to a river. Different from the tone of this world, the water of the Hell River was very clear and you could see the bottom at a glance. Except that there were no living creatures in it, it looked like a very normal river.

"The Hell River, some people call it the Holy Grail River, and some people call it the Forgotten River, just go in," Evelyn introduced, jumping on the piers by the river in a maid outfit, and moving forward step by step in this way: "...The adults once said that as long as you drink the water here, you can gain 20% physical resistance and energetic passive, and by the way, you can also get the special affix of a living saint."

Perno didn't understand what she was saying, but she knew that this was her end. She glanced at her bloodstained clothes. Would they pollute the water here? Perno chose to take off her clothes in front of Evelin, so that she could keep the purity she had brought from her mother's womb, and plunged into the water.

The moment she entered, she felt the warmth of the water, as if she was back to her mother. She stretched out her hand and reached up from the bottom of the water to the bloody sky... Although it was difficult to speak in the water, Perno still stubbornly said the word "...Mother". Bubbles floated up from her mouth, and she slept under the water like a quiet mermaid...

"...Actually, the way to use this river is to walk to the other side..." Evelyn covered her face, feeling Perno standing up from the bottom of the water as if she had been reborn. Only then did she notice that it seemed that... the water in the river knew the waist? The bullet hole in the chest had disappeared, and there was no one else here. The naked Perno shook her wet pink and white bob, and the whole person was as beautiful as a painting.

"Thanks to the care of the adults, your body has used some new technologies." Evelyn motioned for Perno to follow her and took her to a nearby place that looked like a store. She handed Perno a new dress. The dress was not much different from her original one, but the material felt a little more comfortable. There was no one else around except Evelyn. Perno, who was used to the nightmare life before, simply changed into it in front of Evelyn.

"Don't you need underwear?" Evelyn stopped Perno who was about to walk out. Perno turned around, and a rare trace of embarrassment appeared on his expressionless face, but it quickly disappeared.

Now that Perno had changed into her bra and panties and put on a new little skirt, she had a pure beauty, just like meeting a girl like this on a warm street in the afternoon with dim sunlight, giving you a heart-pounding feeling.

It was a pity that Evelyn’s sexual orientation was normal. She tied the hairband on Perno’s hand and prepared to take her out. The little girl didn’t talk anyway, so she didn’t have to say anything.

Chapter 97: The Car God of Akina Mountain is worthy of his reputation

"…What is the new technology?" Perno made a dirty joke: "Is it a technology that makes it more comfortable to use?"

Evelyn turned her head sharply. Although she was used to seeing death, she was defenseless against obscene jokes: "What are you talking about?" She used this surprised tone to stop Perno from further describing and to cover up her gradually reddening cheeks.

But with Perno's start, Evelin unconsciously thought in that direction, and she found out awkwardly... it seemed... probably... although it wasn't intentional, it seemed to have that effect? ​​She slapped her face to stop her thoughts from flying around, and turned around to see Perno checking her private parts, with his fingers in her underwear.

"What are you doing?" Evelyn couldn't hide the panic in her eyes. It was the first time she felt oppressed by a person of the same sex. It made her feel as if Perno might rush up at any time to check her body.

"You're back?" Perno's expression was a little strange. Evelyn reacted in seconds and understood what Perno wanted to say. She blushed and shouted loudly, trying to vent her shame in this way: "Of course, that's also a kind of injury!"

She grabbed Perno who wanted to examine her further. Perno's body had been trained to be quite flexible. If she continued to examine her, she might be able to shove her head into her skirt.

"Don't look at it!" Evelyn pulled Perno towards the portal and said, "I'll tell you which parts have been strengthened. Listen carefully. This is related to your future life."

Perno gave up checking his body and quietly followed Evelin for a while before making another dirty joke: "Anything to pay attention to after repairing those places?"

"Listen to me quietly!" Evelyn pinched Perno's mouth as he was about to continue speaking: "First of all, you are not a human being now." She turned her head and looked into Perno's eyes. Perno's originally pink pupils were now mixed with a hint of blood color: "You can switch your vision freely to achieve the effect of night vision."

Perno cooperated by blinking twice, and her pupil color quickly switched between pink and blood red. Because the switching was so fast, her eyes looked like they were filled with two glass balls of different colors.

"Okay, stop it." Evelyn had no way to deal with Perno. She turned around and continued to pull Perno away: "The next thing is the issue of survival. You can eat the food normally. It doesn't matter if you are a vegetarian. Just follow the same recipe as before."

Then she felt her arm being bitten gently. She turned her head and saw Perno staring at her with innocent eyes. He pressed his canine teeth gently on Evelin's arm, with such force that she could only feel her skin being soaked with saliva. "What era is this? Zombies don't eat people..."

Perno opened his mouth. There was not even a red mark on the place where he had bitten. He just drooled a lot. Evelyn continued to say what she wanted to say: "Now your fatal part is your heart. Apart from your heart, you can lose everything else. It doesn't matter even if you lose your head. Your memory and thinking ability are maintained by your heart."

Evelyn's fingers touched Perno's chest slightly. Orange veins intertwined like tree roots and emerged at the heart, reflecting her skin orange-red. "According to the setting of the general's 'space opera', the heart area has strengthened the ribs and made them into a bone plate, which enhances its defense. At least it won't be penetrated by small-caliber pistol bullets."

Perno touched his chest curiously and seemed to really touch a flat bone. As to whether he could feel the bone because he was thin or because it was flat, it could be seen from Perno's slightly disappointed expression.

"Bleeding won't kill you," Evelyn said calmly, "but bleeding is also a problem. It's not good for others to see too much blood. If it's convenient, it's better to wrap it up with a bandage. Now your body has better self-healing ability than ordinary people."

"That place is also..."

"That place doesn't count!" Evelyn hurriedly intercepted Perno's AE86. The girl almost drove the car onto the highway again.

"Okay, that's about it." Evelyn felt the headache of taking care of a naughty child. She showed Perno the huge portal in front of them, the one that caused Fang Qingyun to lose an arm and half of his body. "After passing that door is Asia Mall. If we go quickly, maybe we can go back for dinner."

Evelin left without looking back, and waved to Perno before leaving: "Goodbye, little girl, there's no need to say goodbye, I'm worried that you'll make dirty jokes again."

Perno opened his mouth: "...Thank you"

"Isn't it talking?" Evelyn turned her head and smiled. She imitated the thumbs-up gesture of the Terminator in Fang Qingyun's story when he fell into the steel furnace and cheered Perno: "Come on, little girl, a new life, a new future! Cherish your life!"

Evelyn took two quick steps like a thief, jumped into the portal she had summoned, and fled away. She really couldn't stand this girl who was making dirty jokes.

Perno looked at Evelyn's back, said goodbye to her in his heart, walked to the giant portal, took a deep breath, and stepped in.

The noise seemed to occupy her ears all of a sudden. After the "shower" in the furnace, her ears seemed to be much lighter and more agile. The whole person seemed to have taken a bath. The moment she came out of the portal, no one noticed her, as if she had passed through a layer of water film.

Perno's appearance has also been enhanced because of her rebirth. Now when she walks on the street, the private police dare not touch her. It is the same reason why they did not dare to mess with Fang Qingyun at the beginning. After all...some executive's little princess might come out to play, and if it ruins her mood, won't she worry about being labeled as "informal"?

Perno turned around, figured out the direction, and headed towards the road closer to Nayuta.

"I don't know what will happen to Ah Xiong yet," said Kotaro, who was walking on the street with a worried look on his face. Zappa, who was standing next to him, sighed and said, "Believe in him, he will be able to get out of this."