Genshin Impact, why are all the characters in my game NPCs?

Funina: "???"

Chapter 159: This Window is Too Windowy

"No, wait a minute?"

Funina raised her hand, a little bewildered. At first the other party said that the deadline was only one day. In fact, she felt that this was right. After all, if a god could be created, it would be too terrifying.

Now what does this mean?

Xu Guang explained calmly: "It means exactly what it says. As long as there are enough anchor points, you can do whatever you want."

Funina became excited again: "Then how do we get that anchor point?"

Xu Guang smiled without saying anything, but his eyes kept wandering.

The girl was stunned for a moment, then she reacted and blinked her eyes: "Do you want to do that kind of thing?"

Xu Guang bent down, lifted the other person's chin, looked into the beautiful eyes, and praised: "You are so smart."

"Then... don't press my head this time. It's very uncomfortable."

"I'll try my best, and you have more than one mouth."

"Ok?"

……

"Sir, the envoys have been waiting for a long time. Shall we go to the meeting hall as planned?"

The guard outside the door knocked on the door and spoke respectfully.

You know, it's almost nine o'clock now. Usually, the Water God would have woken up at this time, but I don't know why today...

However, as a guard, she always did her job well and never overstepped her boundaries. She just stood there until she got a response.

Soon there was movement from inside the door.

There was some stuttering and gasping, and the slightest splash of water.

"Um...I...wait a minute..."

The captain of the guards thought, "Is he washing himself?"

Fortunately, the adults just got up a little late and did not oversleep.

Inside the room, Funina bit her lower lip and pushed the person behind her weakly.

One night!

A whole night!

No rest for a moment.

Except for the last step, the other party tried everything they could do. Now, not only her upper mouth is swollen, but the lower one is too.

Even the latter...

Thinking of this, the girl pleaded, "Let's just stop here for today. If we continue, I won't be able to see anyone..."

There is absolutely no falsehood in this statement.

At this moment, her body was sticky, with sweat and body fluids mixed together. If you put your hands on it and lift it up, it will become sticky, not to mention that her face was like a facial mask.

If she were to meet people like this, she would never see anyone in her life.

Xu Guang patted the other person's buttocks and nodded with satisfaction.

The other party was quite cooperative last night, so he would definitely satisfy this small request and casually took out a tail from his arms.

"This thing will protect you, take it with you when you go out today."

Funina took a hard look and remained silent for a long time.

This thing full of particles and with a fluffy tail attached cannot be put into the mouth, so it is easy to judge where it went.

Although she knew the possibility was slim, the girl still put forward her own idea: "Can I not wear it?"

"What do you say?"

"Oh."

After watching the other party put it in, Xu Guang stretched and prepared to leave.

He was very satisfied with his trip to Fontaine.

Next up are only Fischl's Trial and the Inazuma Fireworks Festival.

So comfortable!

After Xu Guang left, Funina ran to the bathroom and washed herself completely.

This thing barely dried up overnight.

After changing into clean clothes, Funina pushed open the door. The captain of the guards who had been waiting outside for a long time took a deep breath.

"Sir, the envoys have been waiting for several hours. Let's go quickly."

As a god, it is impossible for the God of Water to be respectful in front of a few messengers, but behind the other party is the God of Thunder.

But Funina had heard a long time ago that this god had a bad temper and would resort to violence if he disagreed with something.

The envoy is the face of a country, and leaving him alone for too long would be a slap in the face.

But no matter what, Finina now possesses genuine god-level power and looks relaxed.

"I understand. Let's go."

The captain of the guard nodded and was about to step forward to clear the way, but was stopped by Funina.

"Wait, this is too slow."

After saying that, she raised her hand, and the water element in the air condensed, forming a platform under the feet of the two people. As the girl waved her hand, the platform sped away quickly.

"Isn't this much faster?"

The captain of the guards stared in a daze. Ever since she could remember, she had never seen the Lord Water God take action or control elemental forces. There were rumors among the people that the Lord Water God was injured and unable to use his power.

Now seeing this scene, she wondered who would dare to question it!

With the help of this platform, the two of them quickly arrived at the meeting place.

Looking at the terrifying aura surrounding the water god, Inazuma's envoys quickly bent down and bowed.

"Gui'an, the great water god."

The leader of the envoy group naturally thought the same, but she thought more.

Long before she came, the palace chief had given her a booklet with several rules on it.

First: When they arrive at Fontaine, don't be surprised if anyone suddenly appears in their group.

Second: If the person who suddenly appears does something incomprehensible, you should panic and pretend not to see it. Wait until the other person finishes, and then you will naturally stop.

Third: If you see anything unusual about the water god’s body, don’t say anything and don’t peeke too much.

Fourth: If you find that the water god has some inexplicable extra clothes when you meet him, don't look at them, such as tails, animal ears, collars, etc.

Fifth: If you hear a sudden buzzing sound during a meeting, don’t ask any questions.

The leader of the delegation didn't understand at first. After all, Fontaine had never experienced war, and there was no news of it being eroded by the abyss, so there shouldn't be any danger.

Looking back now, she could only sigh at how well the palace official had foreseen the situation.

Just as the other party said, as soon as they arrived in Fontaine, a man appeared out of nowhere and then did some incredible actions.

And on the next day, the following few points also came true one after another.

The water god had a ruddy complexion and his lips were a little swollen.

There was a barely noticeable bulge on the lower back covered by clothes.

If all of these are ok, then the last one...

The leader of the delegation was still thinking when, as expected, a buzzing sound was heard.

Funina paused and stood up with some difficulty. She didn't expect this little thing to have such an effect.

My heart tightened.

Wouldn't the people in the delegation notice anything wrong?

Looking over, the leader of the Inazuma delegation was looking at the window with a frown on his face, and he sighed, "This window is really a window! Don't you think so?"

The other messengers nodded and agreed: "Yes, this window is too big."

The sound of discussion drowned out the sound of the motor. Finina used her magical powers to control her body fluids from leaking out, and it took her a long time to resolve the issue.

Then he looked at the people in front of him awkwardly and explained, "I'm sorry, I didn't get enough rest yesterday."

Seeing this, the envoys breathed a sigh of relief and politely replied, "It's okay."

Chapter 160: Attention, Disciples

As mentioned before, they have all received professional training, not to mention the instructions from the Palace Master.

Now let’s not talk about this little noise. Even if the water god sprayed water in front of them, they could find reasons to pretend not to see it.

It is worth mentioning that there are only girls in the room at this time. The leader of the messengers was in deep thought. It was easy for people to think of something wrong. Was this another trick of that existence?

However, they also hope that the other party can let go of ordinary people like them who are passing by. After all, when gods fight, mortals suffer.

Xu Guang would naturally not do this for nothing. If there was anyone good-looking in the envoy group, then praying would be useless and he would be beaten to a pulp anyway.

However, it might be the trick of that fellow Son of God. These messengers were only at the level of ladies from wealthy families, which was far from the level that interested him.

What a disappointment.

Of course, Xu Guang is not thinking about the problem here now, but is setting up Fischl's trial site.

The other party is a middle school student, but not stupid enough to be brainless.

If it's too fake, it will definitely be discovered, so he has to be fully prepared and notify the actors to save the situation.

At the same time in the dream world, Shen Zi looked at Kujo beside her with some resentment. She worked so hard to take care of the children, but this guy got to eat all by himself?

Okay, okay, let’s play like this, right?

As the few of them became more familiar with each other in the dream world, Kujo Sara became bolder. She looked at the look a certain fox gave her and smiled, "I'm sorry, Lord Palace Administrator, but Xu Guang is always like this. He likes to play some weird things on me, and I can't do anything about it."

Shen Zi sneered, his ears perked up.

happy.

You are a three-no, sexually apathetic woman. Xu Guang might have had some thoughts about you before, but now there are more and more people around, who would be interested in you?

However, she did not expose the lie, but just smiled at the other party: "If that's the case, then there is really no way, but I won't give up, after all, the sapling still needs watering."

Jiujo was also happy to hear this.

That thing is almost three meters tall, and it’s still called a sapling?

As Inazuma's future guardian tree, she had naturally gone to see it and knew that the thing could still thrive even without watering.

"Then, Lord Son of God, it all depends on your ability."

The two were on edge, but Ying just laughed. She didn't have to worry about this problem. Xu Guang visited her twice a week, but she had never told anyone about it.

She is the biggest winner!

After all, men naturally have the desire to conquer women who are superior and powerful.

As for a certain cat, it just hid in the corner and shivered.

She pouted, feeling something strange behind her.

Qi Liangliang really didn't know why these people were so resistant at the beginning, but now they are struggling and demanding it.

Although it is indeed comfortable, it is also very uncomfortable.

For some reason, that guy put a tail on her every time, and the number kept increasing.

Recently, the other party would show the size every time he came, and finally changed the plan with regret.